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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cable tv
    >expensive
    >have ads
    prime
    >expensive
    >have ads

    so?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime is still cheaper than cable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Prime and Netflix and Disney+ and HBOMax and Paramount+ and AppleTV and ESPN+? Is that still cheaper than cable?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you be so moronic to have multiple subs at once? Rotate and cancel, dumbass. You can resub when the next season of your goyslop drops.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do morons here not just use other people’s passwords?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use my brother's Disney+ password and he's canceling it soon because the prices went up. I think now that streaming has been established everyone is trying to see how they can make up some of the money the lost by offering it so cheap in the beginning. One way to do that is through advertisements which I don't personally mind too much if they are 90-seconds long or shorter and not that frequent.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still cheaper, cable's crazy expensive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least with Cable you get a shit-ton of other channels and aren't just limited to what Amazon wants to throw at you.
      I'm I'm going to get ads either way then I'm switching to PlutoTV, at least it's free.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a selling point of cable when it came out was that it had no ads. time is a flat israeli shekel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole point of prime is that you get no delivery costs and no ads

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no action is needed from you
    yeah except the cancel subscription action
    i pay for no ads, that is the point of payment, if you're going to run ads i'm just gonna go back to acquiring the things that interest me from alternative sources
    i thought we had an understanding here, shame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i pay for no ads, that is the point of payment
      you pay for free shipping and they include streaming for free. Its not the same as directly paying for streaming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no worries I already unsubbed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you pay for free shipping

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It sounds like a bit of an oxymoron, but depending on how much you use Amazon throughout the year it can end up saving you a lot of money.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that still does not make it free. Stop being moronic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does it?

            Shipping is free if you order $35 or more of shit. Shipping is $7 for orders less than $35, so you'd have to buy more than 20 small orders from Amazon per year for that to have saved you a penny. If you're ordering that often, you should absolutely just wait to order until you've got enough shit in your cart for shipping to be free.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That just means you force yourself to spend more meet that $35 minimum.

              >Hey, I can buy floss at Amazon, same brand as the store but it's $.90 compared to $3 at every store and I'm running out of floss. Ok let me just buy $34 more of things I don't need to get free shipping or I'll pay the $7 shipping cost, negating any savings I'm trying to get

              Best thing about amazon is returning things within 30 days if they price drop something and getting a refund.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking moronic. make a budget and grocery/item lists ffs! Then you will always only get what your really want shipped for free and you will have taken your first fricking step into adulthood.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking moronic. make a budget and grocery/item lists ffs! Then you will always only get what your really want shipped for free and you will have taken your first fricking step into adulthood.

                Or just walk to the shop or get it delivered for free to a locker and stop being a lazy c**t

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes if you buy shit every other day or sometimes everyday its worth it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many of us left the big cities and don't care to deal with the subhumans like you roaming the stores. Parts I need for my business can't be found within a hundred miles of where I live. I do not give a single frick what you think.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >order things to run a business
            >not ordering more than 30 dollars worth to get free shipping
            how do you frick up a LARP this bad
            do you even know what a business is?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't even know what my business is but suddenly you're the expert on it, huh? Keep swinging while you're crying, homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >um my business is differnet than all established businesses because we dont do monthly orders based on intake/output, i as a CEO just order shit one at a time on a whim all year round and pay monthly for a service to facilitate that
                you dont have a business and thank god because you'd run it into the ground in 1 second, turn 18 before trying to lie on the internet please, there are people here who have been shitposting and LARPing before you were born

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a cheaper plan that's only for the televisions and films without the shipping benefit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this is bullshit. some people pay for the streaming and could give a frick about the shipping. some people pay for shipping and could give a frick about the streaming. the fact that you can only buy both, not one or the other, is pretty moronic. Max is pretty shitty streaming anyway. Any decent movie you wanna watch is probably behind a paywall anyway and they have no shows I give a shit about, lawd dem rangz and the chuds are both crap.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant prime is shit streaming

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shipping of what, screen pixels?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i pay for your pee pee poo poo, its not the same as directing paying for your poo poo pee pee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i pay for no ads
      actually I pay for free shipping, good deals on stuff, free music, books and comics, unlimited space for my photos. The streaming of movies was a plus. You want to add ads on it? Who cares, I never watch the screen during Ada anyway since I always do at least two things at any moment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu worthless bugman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I always do at least two things at any moment
        W-what are you doing right now?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good deals on stuff, free music, books and comics, unlimited space for my photos. The streaming of movies was a plus.
        You realise those other things are next, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i pay for no ads
      So pay the additional $2.99 and you will have no ads.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying to watch slop
    Do goys really?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have just returned to pirating stuff

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta pay for those writers and actors wage increases somehow 🙂

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hurray capitalism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://goodjobsfirst.org/amazon-tracker/
      >6.4 billion dollars in taxpayer money
      doesn't seem like capitalism to me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very much capitalism hijacking are Congress

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the rich get subsidies and bloat ever richer
        >the poor get backbreaking labor below liveable wage
        No no, that fits the bill

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very much capitalism hijacking are Congress

          >capitalism is when rich people do stuff

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > t.Billionaire bootlicker

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              not an argument

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >government subsidizing and propping up giant corporations with taxpayer money is capitalism
          Is capitalism just "anything you gays don't like"?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so it just works in theory, not in practice? Reminds me of another idealogy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is the taste of boot polish this time of year?

              Wouldn't happen without taxes to be diverted or politicians to be bought. But seriously where does """capitalism"""" end for you morons? Prove to me the term isn't just some spook haunting your dreams 24/7.
              >Capitalism is private ownership of means of production
              >But also with government ownership of some production
              >But also with a giant government
              >But also with a tight coupling of private and public interest
              >But also where politicians and companies do favors for each other
              >But also with a central bank, public schools, giant overfunded and underperforming public services
              >But also with government manipulation of currency and the economy
              >But also the government can stamp down industry and commerce for years without a vote
              >But also the government can just take your shit if they feel like it
              >But also the government can just kill you if they feel like it
              So when is it not gonna be capitalism? When we stop using currency and live in some utopian frick and suck fest where there is no such thing as property? I don't think that's a realistic cut off point...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lolbertarianism is a childs fantasy lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ancom can't exist in real life, bud... but you gonna answer the question?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR TO BUREAUCRATS TO REDISTRIBUTE TO CORPORATIONS, NOT DOING SO IS..IS...IS CHILDISH FANTASY OKAY?!? BACK OFF!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You work retail or food service there are no fruits of your labor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You work retail or food service

                Nope, because unlike you I didn't believe education system exists to prepare me for life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit there are no commies in trades.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m a commie PLC technician;)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you're taxed, the people in charge are manufacturing fruits from every form of labor and taking it from you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing capitalism with a form of government.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We both are, moron. You can't point at government spending billions of taxpayers paying off private corporation and say "this is capitalism" and then turn around and say "capitalism isn't government". Make up your mind.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is the taste of boot polish this time of year?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're the one sounding mad they're pointing out that govt. subsidies aren't capitalism.

              Why the anger, bud?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capitalism is when bad thing happen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i have to pay more money for a luxury subscription
          >this is feudalism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realise Amazon owned Whole Foods and Audible.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody tell him bout imdb

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And this is why we need bigger government to fight the corpor- ON NO!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See the post immediately above yours, liberalism did this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know why people say this.

      These companies wouldn't be scummy if you didn't pay for it. You literally agree to their business practices by voting for the guys who make the laws and empowering the businesses by giving them money.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly wish there was a way to just get the part of Prime that has free shipping and nothing else. Couldn't give less of a frick about Prime Video.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the free videogames and free stuff in free to play garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's all related to Amazon's Twitch buyout from years ago. It's not even a gaming channel anymore, it's just e-thots in tight clothes talking to their simp fans like every other cam website.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had prime for years and I don't think I've ever watched a prime video

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used it when they still had Top Gear

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If true I will probably just cancel rather than pay more, I can pirate easy enough

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >vote to give all your money to poors and blacks, goyim!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > vote to give all your money to the billionaires, chud!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >says the clotshot addict

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > vote to give all your money to the billionaires, chud!

      >Vote to give all your money to poor black billionaires, centrist.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already thought that the adverts for other Prime things were FRICKING ANNOYING so when this happens I'll probably cancel all my Amazon

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the whole point of streaming to get away from ads to begin with?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't escape the ads nowadays. I paid over $100 for an MLB TV subscription and I still have to watch ads during every baseball game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't escape the ads nowadays
        Only if you're moronic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't escape the ads nowadays
        I haven't seen an ad in 16 years. I don't even pirate. I just have good ad blockers that also work on streaming sites. It just takes like an hour a single time to configure them to include streaming sites and other shits that normies don't know they can remove ads from. It's even legal to do it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haven't seen an ad in 16 years
          Lmao imagine being this blind and naive

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i cant remember the last time i saw an ad, it was sometime before 2010 though
            learn how to use the internet already fricking ape

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >learn how to use the internet
              i don't live online 24/7 moron. billboards are ads. posters are ads. the fricking fancy sign above a restauarant is advertising.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all shit that you have to actively be looking at to notice
                i mean really you actually said billboards, something that ONLY exists to print ads on, why would you EVER look in their direction? honest question

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh man guys
                He doesn't know about his subconscious
                Hahahahaha
                They've done you like a fiddle. You're an advertisers wet dream

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i actively seek out advertisements so that my incredibly weak personality/subconscious doesnt get hijacked by globohomo
                holy shizo
                get some control of your own brain maybe
                i see a big rectangle in the sky i know its worthless
                it really is that simple

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Esl moment sir?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                which part of that post were you struggling with raheem?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession madras

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                meant for

                Esl moment sir?

                you are a slave which is fitting because your skin is brown
                do yourself a favour because you're halfway there already: if you know billboards and posters are for advertisements, stop reading them
                i know thats very complicated but just read that sentence over a few times or ask someone to translate it into urdu for you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no need to apologise, its okay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his mind has already been hijacked by these deadly billboards and now he is seeing things
                RIP

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                shhhh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Told a 3rd worlder to have control of their brain and to think for themselves
                I'm guessing it was this part he didn't like

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We were talking about ads in streaming tv shows you fricking goalpost moving homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I MUST look at and read the giant ad. I MUST!

                lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was at a gas station the other day that played ads while it pumped. I was so offended that I took some leaves from the ground and plastered them on the screen and put my hand over the speaker for the whole minute that I stood there. We are not the same.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying your autistic ass can drive

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can drive better than 90% of drivers I share the road with.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You haven't gone outside and seen a signpost in 14 years?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            we use 'basement dweller' as an insult but some people genuinely live that way.
            and even then they get coupons etc. as ads, but don't see them that way

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to thank normies who pay for all these subscription services so they continue making shows for me to pirate.

    I only have Netflix for my girlfriend's benefit.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahha. I switched to pirating shit after they moved a bunch of content to imdb TV (aka a different brand they own that has ads in it) and added unskippable ads for other Amazon prime shows in front of every single thing on prime.

    Frick that bald c**t.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piracy is a moral imperative when the legal methods are hostile to the consumer.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying for entertainment

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order something in the morning
    >gets dropped off on my doorstep that afternoon

    worth the prime subscription even if you only order a couple things a month

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, I can wait.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no my mouse broke
        >I'm so glad I have to wait 10 days to get it instead of in 10 hours.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think someone like you can even be considered human.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, just go buy one at the store, then you wont have to even wait 10 minutes. Also who the frick doesn't have a back-up mouse?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One thing gets delivered every couple of weeks
      >Waiting some extra days for these things is worth paying to avoid
      If you say so.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CONSOOOOOM

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never spent a cent on Netflix, Prime, Disney etc
    >still watch every single show
    My gf and I make more than enough to pay for all of those, yet we don‘t. Love that my girlfriend puts up with my „just give me a minute, I‘ll download it“ ass but I‘ve been doing this since 2000, I won‘t just stop

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are now including ads so we can make more episodes of Oh Lawdy Dem Rangs pls understand
    Nah frick off

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jettisons their one advantage over TV
    Thank you management, very cool

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon is doing this because Rings of Power was such a huge success.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care for ads.
    One ad at the start gives me enought time to get ready.
    After years of movies being cut with 30 minutes of ads, i dont give a frick about having to watch 10 seconds at the start.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even use my prime that much. My mom pays for it through me because I'm a collegegay so we get a huge discount

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    el oh el

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we still got apple tv, bros!

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancelled within 10mins of reading the email.
    If I am paying for a service, I am not paying to watch ads. This is why I dropped satellite and cable

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon doesn't have enough money to make Billion dollar shows no one asked for. Please understand.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Eva rebuild 4.0 had its home release, I was kind of surprised to get to watch it for free with the prime membership

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't gotten this message so I'm okay.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay for ads
    No

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do poor red states vote for more billionaire tax cuts?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's been good pirating again

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another proof normalgay consumerism makes everything worse.

    Give money to ~~*content creators*~~ - get patreon locked stuff.

    Give money to modders - mods now have to be cracked.

    Give money to huge corps - they segregate your entertainment, censor it and throw in ads on top on what you already pay.

    Get rid of physical video games - they cost even more and come with content missing you have to buy separately so the real price is actually doubled.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame women

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAR
    HAR
    FIDDLE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >qbittorrent search stops working yesterday
    >this happens today

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL they should probably also offer a no-ad option that you can unlock by watching all of Wheel of Time and Rings of Power.
    >Well Mr Bezos, we have six hundred and fifty thousand households that have attempted to claim that discount and none of them have become, um, eligible.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TV killing itself again.

    >30 minutes of ads in hour of TV
    >people pay for cable to not deal with ads
    >30 minutes of ads in hour of cable
    >people pay streaming services to not deal with ads
    >30 minutes of ads in hour of streaming
    >you are here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you pay us a monthly fee you won't have to solve the captcha every time
      >NOW SLIDE THAT SHIT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't pay for Prime for the video service, I pay for express shipping. Also Grubhub+ now.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the announcement of Prime+ where they tell you that the main selling feature is that there are no ads for a very modest increased price that you should be able to pay for if you care for a good service and aren't an uppity poorgay, right? People who pay for streaming services to begin with should be lobotomized. I bet most of these homosexuals will slowly but surely tolerate it and just get used to the fact that they now also have to deal with ads in their paid streams. There are people to this day who still watch 3 ads or whatever Google throws at you in a Youtube video nowadays. Instead of looking for an easy to fricking get rid of ads without paying. Braindead cattle.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pirates keep winning

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
    still dont get what this means and no one has been able to clarify
    i dont like Trump or Biden btw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      paying double for everything and importing smelly brown people is in your economic interest

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to drop this anyway, there is nothing to watch on prime outside of the boys and invincible, I even watched reacher and that was okay. Outside of that I never use it.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only use it for the shipping and football and there's already ads on that

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no one asked spastic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need your permission to post on Cinemaphile though ever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL
        theres a surprise
        have a nice day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unfamiliar with thoughever
          OldGOD detected. I kneel.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will cancel if this happens here

    death to advertisers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give money to corpo
      >???
      >have brain damage
      all your post has revealed is that you are indeed moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pay for cheap thing without advertisement
        >uR BrAIdneDad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can get it for free with no advertisement
          you are directly responsible for the email in OP post by not only bending over for them with a smile but now you are defending their ability to plow your ass to pieces
          >7 dollars a month? yes please daddy harder
          >10 dollars a month? wowwwww
          thats not even a 50% increase. you are very stupid

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heheheheh that's why I pirate it boy, hehehehehhe!

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that dumb homosexuals here think they're smart for paying for prime not to watch something but to have """free""" shipping tells you everything you need to know about modern Cinemaphile and its normalgay population. Imagine being so addicted to constantly buying useless shit on Amazon that you even have to consider doing something like this in the first place. Genuinely embarrassing consumer moronation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for calling it out, I was worried I was the only one thinking that.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rings of power was a massive success

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fewer ads than linear TV and other streaming TV providers... for now.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruining user experience to fund Rangza Powa season 2
    Will it pay off?

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRANSLATION:
    >We fricked up big time on Rings of Power, YOU have to bail us out!

    I just have Prime for free shipping . I don't stream anything. They can't even advertise to me and they can go frick themselves.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just have Prime for free shipping
      good goy, you're really smart

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I do not need to live in a big city to get parts for my business nor do I need to interact with you or your brown golems to shop. Seethe harder

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you pay an outrageous fee for ancient dial-up internet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you always make losing bets? I bet you're brown.

            >um my business is differnet than all established businesses because we dont do monthly orders based on intake/output, i as a CEO just order shit one at a time on a whim all year round and pay monthly for a service to facilitate that
            you dont have a business and thank god because you'd run it into the ground in 1 second, turn 18 before trying to lie on the internet please, there are people here who have been shitposting and LARPing before you were born

            >noooo you can't have a business because I can't imagine one where you can succeed by paying under $10/month for shipping!!!
            I guess that's why y're still stuck in your rut and lashing out at others with your crab in a bucket mentality.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I guess that's why y're still stuck in your rut and lashing out at others with your crab in a bucket mentality.
              sometimes irony is relatively obvious
              bonus round:
              >paying 10 dollars a month more than i have to is good for business because... it just is ok???

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes irony is relatively obvious
                You're the ones taking potshots at me, homosexual. I don't give a frick what you think, this thread will end and my bills are still paid and a hefty profit made at the end of the month
                >paying 10 dollars a month more than i have to
                KEK! Imaging quibbling over a measly $10! Holy shit! That's such a drop in the bucket to my cash flow. I can afford to spend $20/month having a homeless man fart in a store I don't like just for fun without noticing any significant difference. $10 is literally nothing, and it's also a business expense you stupid wagie dishwasher.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >larp as a businessman without understanding the most basic principle of money
                you are no doubt a cuck to many subscription services since each of them is 'so insignificant'
                so now its almost 100 dollars a month going out for no reason, the actual money spent of your whimsical orders
                you are literally pretending that you're not a poorgay on Cinemaphile in 2023 and doing a piss poor job of it
                please just google what money is before you try this larp again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are no doubt a cuck to many subscription services since each of them is 'so insignificant'
                Wrong again, moron! Why the frick do you keep jumping to wrong conclusions just to make your moronic argument? I don't subscribe to a single streaming service, I do not watch streaming at all. Your basic premise is as flawed as you are. I'm not wasting "$100 a month on nothing", you've made the wrong conclusion and tried to structure an entire argument around it. This is why I'm laughing so fricking hard at how dumb you are. You can't get ANYTHING right!

                >american considers 2-3 digit figures and basic addition/subtraction 'math'
                >while pretending he is capable of running a business
                Black person you just admitted you can barely count to 100 AND that you don't know what business expenses are LMAO

                Um, what? Yeah, sure kid, I'm pretending while watching my bank balance GROW every month without waging. You kids really are fricking moronic!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >commits to the larp by pretending to be moronic and putting exclamation marks everywhere
                the best part is that you are talking to someone with 7 digits in their account from royalties, i actually do AFK and generate money, and i've never paid for a subscription service in my life because im not moronic
                stay mad fatty

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are talking to someone with 7 digits in their account from royalties
                Wow, your arguments have been so flawed that now you have to switch to larping. Fricking sad.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >woah your arguments are so flawed that now you have to switch to 'no u'
                remember when i said irony was relatively obvious?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember how I keep pointing out how truly sad and pathetic your attempts have been? This as been amusing but I've almost finished my morning coffee and I'm about to move on to more interesting things. You cannot think of any way to escape your wage cage because you have a low IQ, and you've demonstrated that extensively here. It does not matter what you think of me or my life, the truth is you will leave this thread and still be incapable of any form of critical thinking. Your life is a dead end. Cheers, homosexual!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >starts crying and runs away while claiming victory
                ah a israelite? well why didnt you say so, now i believe you are a business owner, shalom rabbi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit i knew americans had an IQ problem but whats with all these 'pay for free shipping morons'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy for over 35 bucks every time, frick Prime

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just eat your bugs and shut the frick up, mind your own business, and don't tell me what to do. It costs less than $10/per month to not have to add more shit on to every order.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, you have a low IQ
          All that I need is not covered by Prime anyway

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody tell this genius mathematician that "adding more shit" is already what he does at the end of every month. Nice business you have there where you order what exactly? One plastic dildo every day, you moronic homosexual? Shut up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"adding more shit" is already what he does at the end of every month.
            Oh, such as what you dumb frick? It's hilarious how you angry little morons are so unbelievably ass-mad you have to keep taking shots at me when you don't know jack fricking shit. For all you know I'm buying jars to contain my farts and your fathers are my best customer. Wagie scum, cry harder.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >For all you know I'm buying jars to contain my farts and your fathers are my best customer. Wagie scum, cry harder.
              right and you'd buy 100 jars, then at the end of that month if you used 30 you would buy 30 more
              VERY COMPLICATED STUFF I KNOW
              once again you should probably know literally anything about the subject if you're going to try and LARP

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even know what "business expenses" are you dumb frick. Look at you, autistically trying to math our 30 fart jars for a throwaway joke. Fricking kek. You really are stuck in a rut.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >american considers 2-3 digit figures and basic addition/subtraction 'math'
                >while pretending he is capable of running a business
                Black person you just admitted you can barely count to 100 AND that you don't know what business expenses are LMAO

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon is literally raking in billions of dollars, money printing via the AWS and has the entire American corporate system by the balls because of it. This is cheap ass frick pajeet ceo shit

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they offered a cheaper Prime just for delivery without the shitty tv

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are a mass-replying homosexual screeching for attention.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fake, you witless outrage junkies.
    You're worse than Twitter gays, at least they check

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shhh.... Don't get in the way of chud moral outrage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chud
        So wait getting mad at a capitalistic corporation is chud behaviour now? Huh I must have missed that discord message
        ;D

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend a hundreds of millions on a shitty Lord of the Rings show that nobody watches.
    >Have to squeeze extra $$$ from remaining customers and put ads on to compensate from the losses.

    I really don't know what's wrong with Amazon. I'm just going to cancel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon and bezos are scum. Lefties seethe about musk but at least he is trying to advance humanity in some way, but bezos gets a free pass from commies because he virtue signals and makes woke tv shows. Really shows their integrity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the israeli billionaire gets a pass from the israeli press.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay doomer, it sounds like you're just mad Bezos came up with Amazon. Its incredibly useful and a revolution in shopping culture, but continue being mad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he decimated small business actually. You fricking golem. If you aren't smart enough to see that yourself I suggest ending it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nah he decimated small business actually.
            If you weren't such a low IQ brown person you'd know Wal Mart decimated small businesses DECADES before Amazon came along. You either learn how to adapt or you're just another communist screaming on a street corner.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not an amerishart you dense c**t. Walmart is irrelevant. Also how can a shop that you have to arrive at in person decimate on the level that amazon does where people don't even need to leave the house for their shit? I bet you use ubereats as well you fat bastard.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I bet you use ubereats as well you fat bastard.
                There you go again jumping to wrong conclusions! Flail harder, homosexual!
                >I'm not an amerishart you dense c**t.
                You're on an American made board whining about an American company. You have no say here you brown mud slime.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WAAAAHHH THE SMALL BUSINESS!
            sorry that I can get things cheaper and easier directly to my door the same day or next gay
            Maybe small business should have stopped being greedy c**ts?
            Why do I care about the goldberg family owned shop on the high Street? Fricking lol

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christ slipping goldberg into irrelevant shit to try and bolster your argument, meanwhile legit simping for amazon. You must be a israelite yourself there's no other possibility.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun with your family business shopping lad

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >subpar service must exist cause reasons
            you're too dumb. Small business deserved to be decimated. The service was worse. I won't want to go to a shop and prefer my items arriving next day after searching for them and clicking a button on a site
            Other people do too hence Amazon is a major success. You can keep seething but we vote with out wallets and Amazon's service is clearly superior

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is piracy so rampant?
    Why are suits so fricking blind and deluded?

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are corporations so fricking obsessed with ads. I'm talking about paying for ads. I've never seen an ad for something and decided to go and buy that product. If anything I've blacklisted a bunch of products because of aggressive ads. I imagine there must be studies and shit showing an uptick of sales after running an ad campaign but still, it's mindbogglingly stupid imo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd think that was the obvious answer and i've said the same before, how on earth could anyone hear COCA COLA COCA COLA and then think
      >i must buy a coca cola
      it would make them literally a different species to humans, but even on this board you will see scores of people talking about how advertising and marketing is actually 4d chess and that if it doesnt infect you directly, you will infect your children with the idea of buying coca cola
      when in reality you just have to not do anything
      advertisement still existing after nearly 100 years is a testament to how moronic the ''human'' race is
      in this thread alone you will find business larpers and people who PAY for 'free' shipping in droves
      america has been 100% successful in breeding a nation of socially stunted low IQ wallets to pluck money from their entire life through TV, work, hobbies and healthcare

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It tricks Black folk and women why do you think that also happens to be the target demographic for absolutely everything now?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. watch an ad with a woman and ask what she thought of it. actually no, ask "how do you feel about that one", and you'll get an essay response.
          a man will give a one word response or be bewildered at the question

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to keep in mind that more than 80% of consumer spending is done by women. Even a lot of shit men "buy" is basically because the woman of the household asked for it. Women are mental children who are easily hypnotized by obnoxious ads and the likes. That's not to say that all men are immune either but look at who buys all this useless shit. Cosmetics? Women. Clothes? Women. OTC Medicine? Women. Food & Groceries? Women. Stuff for children? Women. Even typically "male" domains like cars are essentially women deciding what car to buy for the family.

      https://girlpowermarketing.com/statistics-purchasing-power-women/

      Every time you see some utterly obnoxious ad and you think to yourself "Who the frick wants to buy [insert product] now?" the answer is usally women. The most hilarious thing is that most women answer that they feel misunderstood by advertising which just proves how effective it is on their subconcious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My grandfather was never influenced by ads until recently. Now he's buying every fricking gimmick they try to sell on cable tv ads. But he's almost 90, so I guess his desire/impulse control is lower than it was.
        I'm sure there are others, not even old, that have that same problem.
        btw Alien Tape is shit and doesn't work

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He knows his life is essentially over so he doesn't care anymore. The most valuable market for any corporation are wealthy boomer women. They're women so they're already moronic and willing to buy dumb shit, they have money and most importantly they're much more open to impulse decision-making because they already lived most of their live and get to just live out their cozy existence. Even better if said product gives them the feeling of being smart and savvy with their money as if they made some valuable investment and not a low-impulse purchase.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even better if said product gives them the feeling of being smart and savvy with their money as if they made some valuable investment and not a low-impulse purchase.
            See for example morons justifying paying for "free" shipping as if they made a great business decision and aren't just throwing even more money into Amazon's throat.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >paying for "free" shipping

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop pretending you're better than these people. You've never achieved anything in your life.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop pretending to be better than people you reply to. We're talking about consumer habits and not morals, homosexual

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow i can't believe it streaming just became cable!

    the only shocking thing is that it took this long. and it's going to get worse with the wb paramount merger.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "No thank you, just please cancel Rings of Power and cut costs that way 🙂 "

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    youtube were trying this shit a few months back but appear to have given up since as they realised it was pointless and ultimately detrimental
    I wouldn't even mind an ad or two before watching a movie and after or something once they don't shoehorn them into the duration of the movie/show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean youtube tried adding ads to premium?
      The one thats £13 a month with the main benefit being no ads?
      Top keks. I'm glad I use revanced

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not just that. they were blocking all videos if it detected you were using any kind of adblocker
        obv trying to get users to sign up in the process but primarily to just stop adblockers

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need to move all my stuff from Google. I stopped using Search years ago when it became trash, but I've got Gmail and photos. Problem is transferring all my trash some place else unless that's easy to do
          Last straw for me actually was recently Google photos added in thousands of memes I've saved to my general photos without asking me
          So now when I scroll through my life pics I've got sections of sultry webms and pepe pics
          Cant show that in public when looking for a pic of my cat can I

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No no no got 10trillion isn’t enough we need 20 trillion!!!

    Capitalism is a huge failure at this point. I’m not a commie either but man this is silly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with capitalism is it needs infinite growth with finite resources, thats why we have boom and bust cycles and standard of living just gets worse.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greed is evil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greed is human.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes we have many evil instincts and feelings.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heed hume is anvil

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes we have many evil instincts and feelings.

          Without greed we wouldn't be here communicating right now.
          Most of humanity's advancements have come from sociopathic or egotistical minds.
          Because it takes that kind of thinking to get a lot of these things done in the first place.
          If all of humanity was preachers sitting in flower circles saying that's bad mmkay then you wouldn't have any of your known day luxuries

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We would definitely advance slower if we didn't encourage greed like we do. But it would definitely be worth it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >without white people's ingenuity despite israeli greed
            Ftfy

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got Prime for a month. What should I be watching?

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon will become our Alibaba. Heading to one-conglomerate for everything soon.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I pay for Netflix and prime.
    >Brother pays for Crave and crunchyroll.
    >We mooch Disney+.
    >Tubi is free

    Paramount plus was on a 50% sale, I had to resist buying. I have enough

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its crazy that its amazon doing this. literally the 5th richest corporation in the world. they dont even make anything on Prime that people actually watch apart form The Boys.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not about the money
      commercials are a vector for state propaganda and it appears not enough goys have been getting their daily dosage.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime? More like Crime

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    amazon purposely only shows you tv shows/movies that are on paid channels that you dont own and when you buy said channel all of it's content will disappear from lists and even top watches. Just by them doing that israelite shit makes it legitimately unusable as a medium for channels but it won't stop because it works and will keep working.
    >t. used to have student prime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, the prime app on my TV is absolute fricking dogshit. 90% of the content on there is either an extra channel you need to pay for, or straight up paid content. They intentionally make it hard to find something you can watch for free or included hoping you'll cave and pay the $5 to watch Top Gun

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you do pay all of it's content gets removed off prime tv and locked behind that channel's app until you stop the subscription. Student prime gives super discounts and free months. I've tested it with quite a few channel apps on prime.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched 0 (zero) new movies/tv in 2023

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of CONSOOMing in this thread made me laugh out loud

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    usenet is 40 years old, far older than www. Frick everything else. I pay $2/mo for infinite encrypted everything

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person woke shit flops
    >have to recover money somehow
    lmao like pottery...

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they show ads in the checkout page, and the "Buy now" button is unclickable until your watched them?

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