They do exist. There are many species that are called predator/prey animals because they're big enough to hunter very small prey but small enough to be prey to larger animals. This is pretty much everywhere in the oceans.
>Owls can't move their eyes because they're tube shaped and encased in cartilage to keep in straight >This is why they their necks are very flexible and twist back almost 180 degrees to allow them to look around easier
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you can also see the back of their eye by looking inside their ear
The Octopus is the closest to an Earth-based ayylmao there is. It grows up in an environment foreign to us, is incredibly intelligent, has backup organs and can even change color and skin texture instantly despite being color blind.
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I think they unironically are aliens. The takotsubo phenomenon likely means they came here in similarly shaped pods.
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what's a takohubo?
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Specifically shaped pot that is used to hunt octopi. Once it enters the pot, it refuses to leave, despite being fully capable of doing so. It's actually easier to capture an octopus using this than traditional narrow pots.
There's also a heart condition named after it which bears a resemblance to the physical shape of the pot.
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If they are then so is everything else as they share DNA with us and every other eukaryote lifeform.
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>The takotsubo phenomenon
Come again?
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tl;dr: they're aliumns who came to earth in little pots
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But aren't all takotsubos man-made?
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That's the other mystery. How the japs were able to figure out that this specific pot is good at containing octopi.
They're able to squeeze through much smaller holes otherwise.
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One of my favorite videos. Not only can it mimic but it can understand that human arms = tentacles
>Let me tell you something Joe, I once kicked a lion on its back and, get this, you listenin'? The lion started screaming his lungs out. These motherfrickers roam the place like they own the place. Buncha b***hes if you ask me. True story. Have you looked at a giraffe's legs? Check this out. Strong as frick boy, no fat no nuthin'. No you can't touch them, come on now.
Giraffes will frick you up.
Do you know how BIG a giraffe is?
I heard they weigh about a ton.
Pull that shit up, Jamie.
I don't know, I think a giraffe would frick you up.
Often they are autistic as frick even if partially correct, but they also often pick incredibly gracile catboy looking twinks as their paragon of brute masculine strength (which is hilariously estrogen brained; "he gives my pussy tingles, so he's bound to be strong magically)
He got a real kick out of that and backed off because he knows they're not cool enough to hang out with. Look at him throw his trunk out like "pfft never mind dude". Based friendly elephant getting his chuckle and in respect to the power difference politely bowing out
then you play dead but brown bears probably don't want to frick with you unless they consider you a threat. even if they charge at you it can just be a false charge to try and scare you off.
moose are just bastards and will try to kill you but playing dead can work against them too.
Really depends on the bear. Maneaters still exist. You have to learn to recognize defensive behavior and predatory behavior. >sudden and loud = most likely defensive >quiet and skulking = that bear is hunting you
If a moose chases you, climb a tree. And always bring your phone so you can call someone, because if the moose has a calf nearby then it will often stand underneath the tree for a long fricking time waiting for your ass to come back down
From what I've heard they're only truly dangerous if you're near their children, if they're starving or if you surprise them.
So keep an eye out, especially when walking around corners, and you should be safe. Should.
Bears are smart. They know about humans and what they're capable of.
A bear knows it'll never win a war against humans. Kill a man and there'll be a dozen more men coming to avenge him.
The bear is also well aware that just one man alone is weak. A bear will not hesitate to kill you if it sees there is reason to.
A bear knows it'll never win the war but it also knows it'll nearly always win a battle. Do not give it reason to fight or you will be the first casualty.
hunting and gathering will make you more robust but being an agricultural bugman will make you orders of magnitude more populous and quantity > quality when it comes to genocide
That's not at all what happens, the farmer lifestyle simply could produce more food so hunter gatherers settled down to farm instead. They didn't need to physically "genocide" them, such a stupid way to think about it
They literally discovered genetic evidence this week that they were in fact exterminated. The hunter gatherers from the time don't have the same genetic makeup as early farmers (modern man) and forensic evidence from a few years ago revealed the HGs went to war during that era.
They didn't lol, you can't see bone fractures due to human conflict in a skeleton and conclude this must be due to farming humans killing hunter gatherers lol. How could you possibly prove that?
Of course they don't have the same genetic makeup as most of humanity hasn't been living like this for an extremely long time. Same with the farmers of the time, them being that different doesn't explain that there are still tribes out there that have never adopted the farming lifestyle, yet have never lost reproductive capability with other humans, so not becoming a different species. That's because the invention of farming was way too short ago for there to have been significant genetical differences. Even the Neanderthal that existed way before farming was invented has been proven to have had some level of crossbreeding with modern humans, and they have split from another hundreds of thousands of years before. So just farming being invented 10,000 years ago doesn't make those that didn't adapt it in any significant way different from us now.
You're making this sound like some sort of political war of the hunter gatherers waging war to protect their lifestyle or something lmao, blatant anachronism.
Except almost all European populations have either Western Hunter Gatherer or Eastern Hunter Gatherer admixture (as high as 54% in Estonia and Ireland). European Farmer admixture is less than maybe 10% in any non-meditteranean (i.e. Northern) Europeans. I think Ireland DID have a non WHG hunter gatherer population that was complety replaced by neolithic farmers - though these actually were then subsequently genocided by what we now think of as Europeans
It's only inferior because it doesn't have enough time to develop into what adult humans are.
Its intellect evolved in a completely separate way from mammals, yet it leans everything on its own without social assistance, unlike mammals who have to teach everything to their offspring.
Yeah and it turns out that's way less effective, that's why they failed to become the dominant species of the planet. Also no fire underwater, the importance of that cannot be understated.
Cephalopods have existed for hundreds of millions of years more than apes and they still can't get ahead of sapiens. It's always should have, would have, could have
Cephalopods don't have the same potential for growth even if you were to extend their natural lifespan. Octopi only get smarter with age, there is no cap.
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If you limit cephalopods to octopuses they also had hundreds of millions of years as a head start. Shoulda, woulda, coulda
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no cap on god
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by no cap I meant no intelligence cap but I forgot what age we're living in
It's only inferior because it doesn't have enough time to develop into what adult humans are.
Its intellect evolved in a completely separate way from mammals, yet it leans everything on its own without social assistance, unlike mammals who have to teach everything to their offspring.
What you have to keep in mind is that all life continously evolved, "we" didn't start evolving since the homosexual sapiens existed, that's an arbitrary definition, we evolved since the beginning of life. It's not like any other species had a "headstart" so to say, in fact, a species existing for hundreds of millions of years like horseshoe crabs only proves that it feels no pressure from its environment to change, which means you might as well just wait another 100 million years without human intervention and it would still not evolve significantly. Humans being a "young" species makes total sense, because it would make no sense for a species to just stay the same for dozens of millions of years and then suddenly evolve into sapience.
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You know this is a coping mechanism because cephalopods are losers.
Thanks, gonna write a screenplay about intelligent marine life that have been evolving outside of mankind's view for eons suddenly emerging from the sea and walking on land.
What's wrong with that? They're basically weeds. You can grow them anywhere.
I dug them out of my gard 5 years ago and they randomly appear in the yard still.
The whole hunter eyes-prey eyes thing is dumb and wrong. The truth is positive canthal tilt is feminine, negative or neutral canthal tilt is masculine. The result of years of social programming is that women find other women more attractive and so find feminine traits in men more attractive. That's why there's this push on positive canthal tilt, ditto on Koreans/ Japs, it's a movement of women towards finding prettier more feminine men more attractive.
Prey have widely spread out eyes for maximum FOV. Like rabbits.
Predators have close narrow eyes for maximum focus and body movement reading, like wolves.
I want to teach a chan of Chimpanzees to make and use fire. It shouldn’t be too difficult for them given they already utilize primitive tools for lots of other things and I want to accelerate evolution. I want to be Prometheus.
>An octopus will change its gender depending on the current situation. If need be, a male octopus will change and become a female octopus for mating to happen.
WTF? Are they underwater trannies?
An octopus isn't even a vertebrate. At least all mammals, if not all vertebrates, can't change sexes (also they don't change genders, that's a meme term invented by a pedophile israelite)
Octopuses are not trannies because octopuses actually can change sex through sequential hermaphroditism whereas trannies just put on a dress and mutilate themselves.
It seems like theyre changing their appearance to look the opposite sex, look up frogs though they can actually change their sex under extreme circumstances(or if exposed to too much atrazine)
If the bear keeps going it'll get wienery and then eat a fricking tooth. Meanwhile the Walruses can continue to tire the fricker out since their hide practically repels Polar Bear assaults
How? They don't live a miserable existence. Even the sunfish or the male anglersfish isn't really owned All tomorrows style because it's still natural evolution and their existence isn't pain itself
sprinkling seasoning on it WHILE dropping it in boiling water was going too far and the guy knows it.
it was a power move, and he found the crab's power
you can get hunter eyes by intentionally breaking the ridges on the top of where your eyes on/just below the forehead. Do this by hitting yourself with a blunt object/flat surface. Getting all the b***hes now, so worth it
Can't believe white men kill animals for fun. If u ain't gonna eat it don't kill it. Some species are extinct because white devils love hunting for the sake of hunting
incels are becoming more neurotic than women with all these gay terms. I didn't think it could get gayer than alpha/beta. But then sigma came along and now we got homies talking about prey/hunter eyes and being sub 5 crybabies on yt.
Sad. Pathetic!
>life develops in the oceans >fishhomosexuals like the great white shark evolve over HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of years to become the top waterborne predators >lowly tadpole crawls onto land >the nightmarish crucible of dryness forges it into the master group of Mammal >Mammalchads return to the ocean just for fricking fun >absolutely mog the fishhomosexuals in their own territory within just a few millions years
Bro bears aren't even that strong, and they're big and slow too. Just dodge and then give em a good bop on the nose. Ol' Pooh Bear here will be sent packing, ezpz. Literally fight these frickers off all the time.
prey eyes work if you have frame
that's neutral canthal tilt, faceblind anon
he compensates with the smugness
why don't predators prey on other predators? cowardice
Because predator meat is disgusting, worm-ridden putrid shit moron
Sounds like an excuse of a coward.
They do exist. There are many species that are called predator/prey animals because they're big enough to hunter very small prey but small enough to be prey to larger animals. This is pretty much everywhere in the oceans.
It's ok. The prey eyes wrote the script I think he might win.
The weak should fear the strong.
>try to bite neck
>naturally countered by bullshit on back of neck
Tou-fricking-che
>do you feel in charge?
predator bros.. oh no
Parrots are basically flying cats.
That's owls.
Owls are basically Earth ayys.
>Owls can't move their eyes because they're tube shaped and encased in cartilage to keep in straight
>This is why they their necks are very flexible and twist back almost 180 degrees to allow them to look around easier
you can also see the back of their eye by looking inside their ear
The Octopus is the closest to an Earth-based ayylmao there is. It grows up in an environment foreign to us, is incredibly intelligent, has backup organs and can even change color and skin texture instantly despite being color blind.
I think they unironically are aliens. The takotsubo phenomenon likely means they came here in similarly shaped pods.
what's a takohubo?
Specifically shaped pot that is used to hunt octopi. Once it enters the pot, it refuses to leave, despite being fully capable of doing so. It's actually easier to capture an octopus using this than traditional narrow pots.
There's also a heart condition named after it which bears a resemblance to the physical shape of the pot.
If they are then so is everything else as they share DNA with us and every other eukaryote lifeform.
>The takotsubo phenomenon
Come again?
tl;dr: they're aliumns who came to earth in little pots
But aren't all takotsubos man-made?
That's the other mystery. How the japs were able to figure out that this specific pot is good at containing octopi.
They're able to squeeze through much smaller holes otherwise.
One of my favorite videos. Not only can it mimic but it can understand that human arms = tentacles
It's also incredibly tasty.
Short of reminds me of the aliens from the first men in the moon movie from the 1960s
>just fricking stand there
>zero fear in their hearts
Wow.
Is this a scene from twin beaks!? What did she say to him?
Do you feel in charge?
>Let me tell you something Joe, I once kicked a lion on its back and, get this, you listenin'? The lion started screaming his lungs out. These motherfrickers roam the place like they own the place. Buncha b***hes if you ask me. True story. Have you looked at a giraffe's legs? Check this out. Strong as frick boy, no fat no nuthin'. No you can't touch them, come on now.
>buncha b***hes
good post
Giraffes will frick you up.
Do you know how BIG a giraffe is?
I heard they weigh about a ton.
Pull that shit up, Jamie.
I don't know, I think a giraffe would frick you up.
lanklets always win
1v1 me homosexual. See how it goes.
SMASH SLAMMED AND SQUATED TOADLINE FROGHEAD SQUATFRICKAFFE
>Lions are king of the jung-ACK
people who sperg about the "prey" eye thing are the biggest b***hes
>t. prey eyed lil b***h
frick off c**t
Often they are autistic as frick even if partially correct, but they also often pick incredibly gracile catboy looking twinks as their paragon of brute masculine strength (which is hilariously estrogen brained; "he gives my pussy tingles, so he's bound to be strong magically)
>wins
OH NONONONONONONO
nice stealth /tvan/ thread bro
Only good post in this thread so far.
He got a real kick out of that and backed off because he knows they're not cool enough to hang out with. Look at him throw his trunk out like "pfft never mind dude". Based friendly elephant getting his chuckle and in respect to the power difference politely bowing out
Frick, it's fast. How do you survive this innawoods, bros?
you get behind a tree. moose are dangerous in open areas but can't really do shit in dense forests.
Well, I was talking about the bear.
then you play dead but brown bears probably don't want to frick with you unless they consider you a threat. even if they charge at you it can just be a false charge to try and scare you off.
moose are just bastards and will try to kill you but playing dead can work against them too.
Bears and wolves don't want to mess with people so just make yourself known.
Really depends on the bear. Maneaters still exist. You have to learn to recognize defensive behavior and predatory behavior.
>sudden and loud = most likely defensive
>quiet and skulking = that bear is hunting you
if it's black fight back, if it's brown lie down and if it's white good night
Modded glock
Don't come across a moose.
If a moose chases you, climb a tree. And always bring your phone so you can call someone, because if the moose has a calf nearby then it will often stand underneath the tree for a long fricking time waiting for your ass to come back down
>How do you survi-ACK!
You kill the woods.
From what I've heard they're only truly dangerous if you're near their children, if they're starving or if you surprise them.
So keep an eye out, especially when walking around corners, and you should be safe. Should.
Bears are smart. They know about humans and what they're capable of.
A bear knows it'll never win a war against humans. Kill a man and there'll be a dozen more men coming to avenge him.
The bear is also well aware that just one man alone is weak. A bear will not hesitate to kill you if it sees there is reason to.
A bear knows it'll never win the war but it also knows it'll nearly always win a battle. Do not give it reason to fight or you will be the first casualty.
>bang
Gunlets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
What the frick was his problem?
imagine not being able to fall asleep and some fricker tries to shoot you
>villagers heard Take begging the bear not to touch her belly [she was pregnant] but instead to eat her head
Carry at minimum a .30 cal rifle of some kind, 12g slug or hot 10mm and bear spray.
PRO TIP: Bear spray works on other animals too
moose? i thought it was a horse
4:3 vision chads WW@
also this image,
My hand wraps around sapien skulls like from some 40k story.
You are barely human on the right.
>tfw I have a heavy caveman brow that blocks out my upper eyelids
Funny how despite being bigger, hunter gatherer were pretty much genocided by smaller farmers
because they outnumbered them 30:1
Thats not an excuse
ten manlets today could kill gigachad if they surrounded him with pointed sticks
the same was true two million years ago
>10
try 2
Hell, make it one.
Maybe hunter gatherers should've smarten up
hunting and gathering will make you more robust but being an agricultural bugman will make you orders of magnitude more populous and quantity > quality when it comes to genocide
Sounds like cope
That's not at all what happens, the farmer lifestyle simply could produce more food so hunter gatherers settled down to farm instead. They didn't need to physically "genocide" them, such a stupid way to think about it
They literally discovered genetic evidence this week that they were in fact exterminated. The hunter gatherers from the time don't have the same genetic makeup as early farmers (modern man) and forensic evidence from a few years ago revealed the HGs went to war during that era.
They didn't lol, you can't see bone fractures due to human conflict in a skeleton and conclude this must be due to farming humans killing hunter gatherers lol. How could you possibly prove that?
Of course they don't have the same genetic makeup as most of humanity hasn't been living like this for an extremely long time. Same with the farmers of the time, them being that different doesn't explain that there are still tribes out there that have never adopted the farming lifestyle, yet have never lost reproductive capability with other humans, so not becoming a different species. That's because the invention of farming was way too short ago for there to have been significant genetical differences. Even the Neanderthal that existed way before farming was invented has been proven to have had some level of crossbreeding with modern humans, and they have split from another hundreds of thousands of years before. So just farming being invented 10,000 years ago doesn't make those that didn't adapt it in any significant way different from us now.
You're making this sound like some sort of political war of the hunter gatherers waging war to protect their lifestyle or something lmao, blatant anachronism.
Except almost all European populations have either Western Hunter Gatherer or Eastern Hunter Gatherer admixture (as high as 54% in Estonia and Ireland). European Farmer admixture is less than maybe 10% in any non-meditteranean (i.e. Northern) Europeans. I think Ireland DID have a non WHG hunter gatherer population that was complety replaced by neolithic farmers - though these actually were then subsequently genocided by what we now think of as Europeans
Which were genocided by much bigger more robust pastoralists
Dolph doesn't have hunter eyes tho
Doesn't matter, Rocky Won and ended the Cold war in his reality.
That's in line with the characters. Rocky is an underdog and Ivan is the antagonist.
They both have hunter eyes.
puny vertebrates ITT
the time has come for the invertebrate chads to rise again
Imagine that on your dick...
imagine your dick in dat thick star fish booty
Look at him go!
Octopi are unironically a master race. If they didn't have such short lives they'd be competing with humans and be above other simians.
>If this animal wasn't inferior to humans it wouldn't be inferior!
Come say this to me underwater, not on land. See what happens.
It's only inferior because it doesn't have enough time to develop into what adult humans are.
Its intellect evolved in a completely separate way from mammals, yet it leans everything on its own without social assistance, unlike mammals who have to teach everything to their offspring.
Yeah and it turns out that's way less effective, that's why they failed to become the dominant species of the planet. Also no fire underwater, the importance of that cannot be understated.
Cephalopods have existed for hundreds of millions of years more than apes and they still can't get ahead of sapiens. It's always should have, would have, could have
Cephalopods don't have the same potential for growth even if you were to extend their natural lifespan. Octopi only get smarter with age, there is no cap.
If you limit cephalopods to octopuses they also had hundreds of millions of years as a head start. Shoulda, woulda, coulda
no cap on god
by no cap I meant no intelligence cap but I forgot what age we're living in
What you have to keep in mind is that all life continously evolved, "we" didn't start evolving since the homosexual sapiens existed, that's an arbitrary definition, we evolved since the beginning of life. It's not like any other species had a "headstart" so to say, in fact, a species existing for hundreds of millions of years like horseshoe crabs only proves that it feels no pressure from its environment to change, which means you might as well just wait another 100 million years without human intervention and it would still not evolve significantly. Humans being a "young" species makes total sense, because it would make no sense for a species to just stay the same for dozens of millions of years and then suddenly evolve into sapience.
You know this is a coping mechanism because cephalopods are losers.
>whitey bringing us down cus dey dun like it wen we get ahead!
Not without fire they won't.
they weren't made in the image of god
They were if the flying spaghetti monster is the true god.
>redditor
that isn't an octopus
That's a starfish you blind mongoloid
one of the dumbest posts in Cinemaphile history
is this a digimon
perhaps
MODS
>AMBATUKUM OOoOoOoOooOOH
Bombardier beetles are crazy.
It's clearly a Beetleborg, anon.
It's a Bakugan
Is it a bug? Is it a snack?
Thanks, gonna write a screenplay about intelligent marine life that have been evolving outside of mankind's view for eons suddenly emerging from the sea and walking on land.
the problem with intelligent sea life is that they can't have fire for forges or anything so they have no technology whatsoever.
Each one of those limbs has an eye at the end.
this is a scallop and those blue things are its eyes
That's clearly a mimic scallop.
that's clearly yogg-saron the fiend of a thousand faces
who the frick grows onions inside his house
What's wrong with that? They're basically weeds. You can grow them anywhere.
I dug them out of my gard 5 years ago and they randomly appear in the yard still.
The whole hunter eyes-prey eyes thing is dumb and wrong. The truth is positive canthal tilt is feminine, negative or neutral canthal tilt is masculine. The result of years of social programming is that women find other women more attractive and so find feminine traits in men more attractive. That's why there's this push on positive canthal tilt, ditto on Koreans/ Japs, it's a movement of women towards finding prettier more feminine men more attractive.
Prey have widely spread out eyes for maximum FOV. Like rabbits.
Predators have close narrow eyes for maximum focus and body movement reading, like wolves.
I'm going to Rwanda to trek into the jungle and see some of these bad boys in the wild. Wish me luck
I think you can go to Europe to see Africans in the wild now. Seems a bit safer.
>tfw they're everywhere now
We can go back
You can not carry a gun in Europe.
You can in Rwanda.
Funny that you are more safe from Black folk in Africa, than Europe.
Surely a big American city is closer
I want to teach a chan of Chimpanzees to make and use fire. It shouldn’t be too difficult for them given they already utilize primitive tools for lots of other things and I want to accelerate evolution. I want to be Prometheus.
>I want to be Prometheus.
Are you looking forward to the last part of his story?
Aryan eyes, EEF eyes
One is simply aware
>hunter eyes
>hunter's eyes
Bearbros.... our response?
Always wanted one of these as a pet. I look after obese cats as a way of compensation but I bet this would feel nicer to pet.
It's soft to the touch, but there's a price that comes with that.
You'd need to be at least as cavemanmaxxed as the guy in the webm
>brock lesnar vs his shadow
bear is fooling around and that dude is giving it all he's got.
bearbros status: Unfazed
If he f5’d the bear it’d be a different story
>Craig Marduk vs Kuma
is this another whitoid cope to pretend they're not cucked as frick?
>An octopus will change its gender depending on the current situation. If need be, a male octopus will change and become a female octopus for mating to happen.
WTF? Are they underwater trannies?
An octopus isn't even a vertebrate. At least all mammals, if not all vertebrates, can't change sexes (also they don't change genders, that's a meme term invented by a pedophile israelite)
trannies can't really change their gender, they can only larp
Trannies. Trannies everywhere.
nah bro those are tomboys
tomboy lioness pussy
trannies can't change their sex
Octopuses are not trannies because octopuses actually can change sex through sequential hermaphroditism whereas trannies just put on a dress and mutilate themselves.
I knew there was something fishy about this octopus wankery
i have often wondered how would a conservacuck parent explain stuff like this to their kids.
>son, you're not an octopus
It seems like theyre changing their appearance to look the opposite sex, look up frogs though they can actually change their sex under extreme circumstances(or if exposed to too much atrazine)
>tranimals
go back
i have a big dick and hunter eyes
OUTTA MY WAY FRICKIN PREDATOR SHITS
apex predator babe
That's a tiny ass elephant.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
How did we become so superior? It's so lonely at the top, brehs
Prometheus 'n shit.
That's exactly why humans anthropomorphize animals all the time, why we are so desperate to find Aliens out there, because we don't want to be alone
we'll always have the blacks to keep us company though
pokemon if he real
Lovecraft would shit himself if he'd ever saw that thing.
>royalty free owl
Those things are way fricking bigger than I thought they would be
how does walrus meat taste like?
I dunno but inuits eat it
how does inuit meat taste like?
long pork
And here I assumed their walrus diet would give them a different flavor. My bad.
I dunno but polar bears eat it
Like walrus
papu, tremendo asado te hago con la grasa de morsa
>my fang's bigger
>being such a fat frick that predators simply can't bite through your sheer gut
sasuga walrus sama
is this some kinda perspective magic? those big boys look 5000 pounds
No, they're really that big. Now imagine what it was like when dinosaurs were casually running around.
Modern mammals are lucky.
polar bears are fricking huge but walruses are even more fricking huge. elephant seals are even bigger than that.
>elephant seals are even bigger than that.
*blocks your path*
?t=103
that's it, I'm getting one of these big morons as a pet
Was it autism?
Healthy young seal gets taken to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
They're just water dogs.
That british reporter is such a scared sissy
>the bigger they are the better there chances are of success
how many blackpilled seals are there?
>just catch more fish bro
>just grunt more bro
walruses brutally mog polar incels
It looks like a draw. Walruses are just blocking all damage and running away.
If the bear keeps going it'll get wienery and then eat a fricking tooth. Meanwhile the Walruses can continue to tire the fricker out since their hide practically repels Polar Bear assaults
you think walruses won, but in my opinion they got owned by the universe All Tomorrows style
How? They don't live a miserable existence. Even the sunfish or the male anglersfish isn't really owned All tomorrows style because it's still natural evolution and their existence isn't pain itself
whatchu lookin at wyboi
Cinemaphile moderating team on a field trip in the arctic, I see
Die standing Mr. Krabs
sprinkling seasoning on it WHILE dropping it in boiling water was going too far and the guy knows it.
it was a power move, and he found the crab's power
BASED
crabs are too based for this planet
ye
Homer Simpson on the left
you can get hunter eyes by intentionally breaking the ridges on the top of where your eyes on/just below the forehead. Do this by hitting yourself with a blunt object/flat surface. Getting all the b***hes now, so worth it
shit like this is how I knew gen z is a doomed generation
let him in bro
that owl has rabies
Fun Fact:
Sylvester Stallone is one-half ashkenazi israelite through his mother, which means he is a israelite.
Stallone's mother is named Jacqueline Labofish.
Looks slavic
Carrot Top has seen better days.
owls and crows have an innate hatred of eachother. even with no prior interaction they hate eachother and will kill eachother just for fun.
Sometimes you just have to meet them once.
owls eat other birds' eggs at night. theyre probably unpopular with other species too
Can't believe white men kill animals for fun. If u ain't gonna eat it don't kill it. Some species are extinct because white devils love hunting for the sake of hunting
eyes on the side, likes to hide. Eyes in the front, likes to hunt
Man, I hate lookism bullshit so much.
Drago lost
Rocky won
incels are becoming more neurotic than women with all these gay terms. I didn't think it could get gayer than alpha/beta. But then sigma came along and now we got homies talking about prey/hunter eyes and being sub 5 crybabies on yt.
Sad. Pathetic!
>Has eyes on the side of its head
Behold, a prey animal!
>both exhibit sanpaku
oh n-
Heard they stitched him up at the hospital and he's living an almost normal life again.
For me? It's the Orcinus Orca.
>No record of ever attacking humans in the wild.
they've started attacking boats in recent years. even sunk a few.
>they've started attacking boats in recent years. even sunk a few.
They probably think the boat is a threat somehow.
Weren’t they rapefugee boats?
>They probably think the boat is a threat somehow.
Well they are highly intelligent animals
>life develops in the oceans
>fishhomosexuals like the great white shark evolve over HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of years to become the top waterborne predators
>lowly tadpole crawls onto land
>the nightmarish crucible of dryness forges it into the master group of Mammal
>Mammalchads return to the ocean just for fricking fun
>absolutely mog the fishhomosexuals in their own territory within just a few millions years
Fishtards on suicide watch.
sigma gooning mew gyatt for the fanum rizzler
>looks like an incel thread
>is actually a based animal thread
Good job turning this one around Cinemaphile
I did my part posting the giraffe in the beginning
Apex predator
Oh shit.
broscience
Any burger wants to explain this one?
Bro bears aren't even that strong, and they're big and slow too. Just dodge and then give em a good bop on the nose. Ol' Pooh Bear here will be sent packing, ezpz. Literally fight these frickers off all the time.
Yea lol everyone knows you just roll dodge the polar bear's bite attack and go for the nose bop.
>mammals trying to talk shit again
Let's see the species last hundreds of millions of years. Then we can talk.
>abloobloo me alligator me so strong
Eat shit, gay.
Eye rate thread?