>Oh no, this wall of fire that I initially ignited for the sole purpose of telekinetically dragging Obi-Wan through has suddenly reignited and now a droid is slowly meandering away with him. If only had a way of dragging them back. Like telekinesis or something. Alternatively it could also be of benefit to show up to these situations wearing some kind of body armor that could protect me from mundane threats like fire.
I can't believe this was an actual line of dialogue. It's like they're not even trying
Kek
when I watched it I thought he got PTSD'd from their last fight
yeah I got the same vibe.
shills
Not really. I just have a son
That is what happened. But people here live with their mothers and are too stupid to see things like this.
Pretty obvious when they use the same music from RotS when hes burning as Obi Wan walks away.
>PTSD everywhere every time
lazy writing
>PTSD
literally lives on a volcanic planet lmao
Vader isn't gay.
But not from lighting it himself? The frick?
Here you go
ancient meme
Goddamn. This is unironically one of the memes that brought me here from gaia in like 2006. Kill me
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Why are right-wingers so sensitive?
No the moment that black thing appears on screen completely destroyed this propagand/,series
jesus anon, his name is Darth Vader
I think he means the other black thing
He could also force throw his lightsaber, order the Stormtroopers to snipe the robot's legs, force jump over the fire, force push away the burning rocks, or about a million other things. No, instead him and the Stormtroopers stare on like morons.
I like how Vader murdered a shit load of people for the family watchalong
It's not even in character for Vader to murder innocent civilians. Sure, he killed the Sand people and Younglings, but the Sand People were out of ethnic revenge for killing his mother, and the Younglings were out of stopping future potential threats from arising (political/tactical). The generals he killed were also either corrupt, disrespectful or grossly incompetent and in their position due to nepotism or favors. That town was obviously pro-empire since they ratted him out and the sentiments of the truck driver show it's a right wing redneck planet, so I doubt he would just start snapping necks of children.
He snapped that pricks neck and can't believe he dragged a chick on a dirt road. Disney is fricked up. Obi wan should definitely be burnt as frick too
So far it's been a lot more violent than I expected. I laughed when they panned up to the jedi hanging from everything but his neck though.
Frick this show sounds based af
>space boogieman who is full of hate and anger acts bad
>it's out of character
ok moron
Vader is more like a sadistic SS officer than a serial killer. While I can see him gladly torturing an enemy combatant, traitor, species/creedal enemy, or Jedi, I don't think he'd just start snapping kids necks in the streets. That would, you know, cause a rebellion to want to form, something Vader existed to suppress.
Wasn't that his first day out after getting the suit and repaired? I think it was just him still full of hatred from what happened in Mustafar which also explains this
Uh, no. This is 10 years later. Vader is in the suit hours after he was burned, as he's wondering what happened to Padme.
he blew up a planet
It was going to blow up eventually.
Tarkin blew up Alderaan, not Vader. Vader had no veto power over Tarkin, who was the 2nd most powerful man in the Empire
He was trying to draw Obi-Wan out of hiding. The Inquisitors take advantage of the Jedi's desire to protect others. And Vader believes Obi-Wan will come out to protect the townspeople. I don't really know WHY he thinks this given the fact that my mans ain't done jack shit in ten years, but this seems to be his motive
he was flipping the frick out
>It's not even in character for Vader to murder innocent civilians.
Generally speaking, yes, but not because of any sort of compassion or moral compass. He literally murdered little kids who thought he was there to help them. He blew up a heavily populated planet without breaking a sweat to get information from Leia. I really don't think he'd be bothered by killing some random villagers to get Obi-Wan to engage him
He killed them to draw kenobi out, he kept looking to the direction where he sensed obi-wan and then started to kill more people and again kept looking is it enough to get him out
That still doesn't feel in character for Vader.
They seemed extreme. But I also see it as this is a freshly wounded vader. A vader who is full of rage and close to capturing Obi-Wan and he just wants to fricking murder every living fricking thing in his singular pursuit.
If this were a movie it would probably have been cut.
It's weird watching ANH after ESB and RTJ. Vader in ANH is a screaming lunatic. In fact it's the following two movies that portray him as a calm, cool badass that seem out of character, although you could say he's tempered because of his son.
I don’t know if he’s ever been calm in the trilogy. He chokes the frick out of people for failing or doubting the force. The only time he doesn’t seem like a lunatic is when he fights Luke on Bespin. He’s trying to toy with Luke, test him, he seems more sinister than a raging monster on a rampage trying to get Luke angry to turn him to the dark side. On that mining planet it is very much more ANH Vader.
Vader is just a black wheezing Majin Vegeta now. That’s how contrived and on-the-nose it has to be for today’s audiences to understand anything.
cool
>Is Kenobi worth watching at all?
No.
>Like is there a 15 minute highlight real
No, it's all worthless garbage. Not worth a watch.
I dont think anyone here actually paid attention. The woman had the high ground, vader was powerless.
I was looking around for high ground references, bravo George
oh shit, you right
The single biggest problem I have with Disney Vader is that gets his hands dirty.
OT Vader was the brains of the operation and left others to do the dirty work. Sure, he would fight Luke but that was a special circumstance. He, for the most part would just be in the room issuing orders and supervising everything.
I also never was under the impression that we was seething at Obi-Wan all those years. He seemed to eliminate Obi-Wan to tie up some unfinished business.
The first time we see him he's literally on the front lines as they storm the ship, wtf is wrong with you?
>The first time we see him he's literally on the front lines as they storm the ship, wtf is wrong with you?
I see your point. I do think he pivots function between Episode 4 and 5/6. Lucas didn't have a clear vision of what Darth ended up being.
>Vader is seen doing different things at different times
>Lucas reeeee
Reddit tier
He didn't do anything, Black person.
>The first time we see him he's literally on the front lines as they storm the ship
He doesn't come in until the storm troopers have finished the job and all he does is interrogate a guy and choke him to death. Compare that to the Rogue One scene where he's slicing people up like a fricking action cartoon.
...and Rogue One is also canon.
The argument was the handling of Vader by Lucas vs Disney. It's not about canon, it's about how Vader is treated differently and it sucks.
>he wants Lucas to handle Vader over Disney
Anon, we went through this, it was the prequels and they were and will forever be trash. The Rogue One hallway scene was better than the literal nothing suit-Vader did in the entire prequel saga. Which again, was just "getting in the suit, screaming noooo and looking out a window".
>Lucas only did the prequels
Are you moronic?
You said "how Lucas handled Vader". He directed ANH, and then....the prequels. You do realize he only directed one film in his own OT right?
>Lucas wasn't the director so he had no say in anything and wasn't part of the writing or production in any way.
Yeah, you're moronic.
>how Lucas handled Vader
>I KNOW HE DIDNT DIRECT TWO OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY FILMS BUT AHHH IT STILL COUNTS
didn't care enough to fricking direct or write either screenplay you moron, guess it wasn't that important. Willow had to be made after all!
>Rogue One hallway scene
>You said "how Lucas handled Vader". He directed ANH, and then....the prequels. You do realize he only directed one film in his own OT right?
The Rogue One action scene ending was the only good portion of that film.
The writing, directing, acting in the Prequels were intentional.
Lucas was solely responsible for what he terms "his Star Wars" which is Episodes 1 to 6 + The Clone Wars series. (source: Lucas himself, Kirshner, Filoni in every behind the scenes book and documentary)
Lawerence Kasdan who helped write Empire and Return of the Jedi also "wrote" The Force Awakens (A New Hope Recycled) and Solo (Han's wikipedia entry: The Movie)
>The Rogue One action scene ending was the only good portion of that film.
I remember watching that in the theatre, after finding hte movie alright but disappointing (but still better than TFA), when that seen came on I literally soied out and turned to my brother and was like "that was fricking AWESOME". Looking back on the scene, it's cool but that's it. It's a scene that only exists to be cool and give the fanboys what they've wanted to see for a long time.
I couldn't help but cringe at that scene, it ruined what was a decent movie up to that point, even though everyone else was cheering in the theater. Princess Leia literally being on-site at the plan theft and fleeing was the other part that ruined the movie.
>Princess Leia literally being on-site at
Unironically my whole theater walked out after that moment
Because that was the end of the movie?
>Princess Leia literally being on-site at the plan theft and fleeing was the other part that ruined the movie.
It doesn't make any fricking sense.
The rebels are in a desperate situation, they need every fricking gun they can muster and Tantive 4 for just kinda sits there, docked to their flagship. AND the fact that Leia is there makes no sense considering she doesn't have any rank in the Alliance at this point.
It's so fricking moronic holy shit.
Lawrence Kasdan is a hack without Lucas to reign him in.
>He doesn't come in until the storm troopers have finished the job
You can literally still here the battle going on. Are you this stupid you don't understand the difference between someone on the frontlines and somone back at headquarters giving orders?
No one said he was back at headquarters, just that he was giving orders. Please show me where Vader engaged in active combat in the opening of A New Hope.
>He, for the most part would just be in the room issuing orders and supervising everything.
ooooh you meant the room right on the frontline of the battle which he would sometimes walk out of and quickly walk back into! You dribbling mongoloid.
Yes, IN THE ROOM issuing orders, NOT at headquarters issuing orders. Learn some fricking reading comprehension.
Yes! He's in The Room™! Which everyone knows means the frontlines.
Saying "in the room issuing orders" literally means he is present in the place where the people taking orders are carrying them out. I take it English isn't your first language.
>Saying "in the room issuing orders" literally means he is present in the place where the people taking orders are carrying them out
No it doesn't you silly c**t.
That's a different room.
Those people are not in the room issuing orders. They're in A room, insofar as everyone is in SOME room, but that's not THE room. When you say someone is "in the room" it means in the SAME room, not a different room. When I say your mom is in the room sucking my dick I don't mean she's calling me from your house for phone sex.
He almost frickin died in his ship in the first movie you idiot.
>He almost frickin died in his ship in the first movie you idiot.
Like I said he changes function between episodes 4 and 5/6. He wasn't luke's father to start with(he was actually originally intended to die in 4). He didn't seemingly didn't have a very high rank in 4. Mid ranking generals would mock him to his face and he didn't command alot of power and respect in 4. He was a weird dude in armor, a relic of a lost age and an antique. Then go to Episode 5 and he is the big cheese leading the entire imperil navy. Every officer is deathly afraid of him and he commands supreme authority.
So it's ok that it was changed then but not now. Don't be a biased moron.
>So it's ok that it was changed then but not now
I prefer what he changed into for 5/6.
>Of course he was meant to be Luke's father
That was not in the original story layout. In fact Lucas gave the director of 5 two options for the twist. That Vader was Luke's father or Obi-Wan killed Luke's father.
>So it's ok that it was changed then but not now
you can try to change all you want but you'll never be a woman
Of course he was meant to be Luke's father. His relationship to Obi Wan, his ability to be a great Jedi AND pilot, and his name literally meaning Dark Father in German (which the Empire were Nazi stand ins) gives it all away.
Vader was number 2 below Tarkin. Tarkin commanded more respect than Vader though since he was the Emperor's political and strategic leader, where as Vader was effectively leader of special forces.
>Mid ranking generals would mock him to his face
He's literally an Admiral and part of the highest rank advising the Emperor.
>He's literally an Admiral and part of the highest rank advising the Emperor.
I'm not sure that was he was when they made 4. By Episode 5 he was definitely second in command.
He was pretty much still anakin here. Somewhat fresh from their last fight and still emotional. This is obi-wan that they found not some unknown jedi and you expect anakin to put rankings over meeting an obi-wan after 10 years and after getting his new toy?
>Mid ranking generals would mock him to his face and he didn't command alot of power and respect in 4. He was a weird dude in armor
this is literally directly paraquoted from the plinket review, soiboi.
Vader did have power in 4. he was leading the troops, then he was able to choke an officer in front of everyone without repercussion.
>Quoting the correct Plinkett review is bad now
>Plinkett is bad meme
you need to be 18 to post here, redditor.
>>Plinkett is bad
never said that. he was wrong about vader being "just a weird old guy in a suit".
literally reciting the plinket review and passing it off as your own is peak midwit
Except he wasn't wrong, they openly mock Vader to his face, Vader personally flies around in a warzone and is told what to do by Tarkin, who explicitly runs the Death Star. The Plinkett reviews have never been wrong about how Vader is portrayed in that one, probably because Lucas didn't even know what the frick Vader was until he fleshed out the trilogy.
>they openly mock Vader to his face
Who is "they"?
The entire command apparatus sits there as an officer mocks Vader in ANH and it's Tarkin that orders Vader to stop. He's clearly just some loose agent SS division officer with a temper and not some meme level mega badass in charge of anything outside torturing prisoners.
>The entire command apparatus sits there as an officer mocks Vader
ONE Admiral mocks him. The others do not. And the preceding dialogue shows that ONE Admiral is an egotisitcal fool who gets put in his place by Vader. If Vader was some "loose agent SS division officer" Tarkin would have "ordered" him off the station.
Tarkin orders him to stop choking, and Vader obeys. You are getting caught in weird minutia now, it's clearly set up for the audience that Tarkin is in charge and not Vader, otherwise he wouldn't be taking fricking orders my guy. Sure, ONE admiral mocks him, but nobody stops him from doing it
>Tarkin orders him to stop choking, and Vader obeys.
Because Vader already made his point.
>You are getting caught in weird minutia now
You said "they mocked" him when clearly it was only one person. Because they don't jump up and tell him to stop being mean does not mean they condone what he is saying.
Alright do you prefer if I say "they let the admiral mock him"? Because either way, if you think he's a superior officer, he's getting openly made fun of at a meeting and nobody intervenes or defends him.
>Alright do you prefer if I say "they let the admiral mock him"? Because either way, if you think he's a superior officer, he's getting openly made fun of at a meeting and nobody intervenes or defends him.
This is the exact quote, speedwatcher:
>Vader: This technological terror is nothing to the compared to the power of the force.
>Guy: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not conjured up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's fortr- ACK
He hadn't even finished his fricking line for them to intervene. This is how I know you're a RLM parrot. You don't even know what you're talking about.
Literally none of this contradicts anything he said.
And yet after he releases that force choke, nobody says anything to reprimand the admiral and nothing happens. I mean, don't they know Vader is le badass chosen one who can kill a gorbillion Jedi???
>then proceeds to jump into a tie interceptor and fight out in the trench, the "super important Darth Vader" with two escort ties
He was in a TIE Advanced, you hecking fake fan!!!!
They don't need to. The guy already got the message from being choked in front of everyone.
>>then proceeds to jump into a tie interceptor and fight out in the trench, the "super important Darth Vader" with two escort ties
That doesn't mean anything. Vader is a guy who likes to be in the thick of the action, like a general who leads the charge. This is like saying Theoden must have been a low ranking officer in the rohan army because he rode out on the front line.
Theoden led a suicide charge during the literal end of the known world, anon. Your analogy would work better by saying: it would be as absurd as Himmler jumping into a tank at Stalingrad.
Shit analogy. Himmler was not a blood knight who relished in combat. There have been generals and kings who fought on the front lines in history. Vader isn't even a general, he seems to be some kind of enforcer and is given free reign to do what he wants, and if he wants to fight on the front lines then no one is going to stop him.
>Because they don't jump up and tell him to stop being mean does not mean they condone what he is saying.
That's literally how zoomers have been programmed to think. It's the same as the whole concept, "If you're not anti-racist you're racist."
To be fair, the circumstances change pretty dramatically between 4 and 5. In ANH Vader is kind of redundant. By the time that movie starts, the Jedi threat seems to have been neutralized and the Death Star is the Empire's means of keeping the rebels in line. No one but Vader is even aware that Palpatine is a force user. And given that the whole excuse Palpatine gave for destroying democracy was that the Jedi were corrupt and needed to be executed. It would be weird for him to cede control over his entire military to a former Jedi. It'd be like if Hitler installed a israelite who recently converted to Catholicism as the head of the SS
But everything changes when Luke shows up. At that point Palpatine's strategy must shift and everything has to focus on either killing or converting Luke, and that is a job Vader is uniquely suited to, so Palpatine gives him the authority to do whatever it takes.
It's the other way around IMO. Vader sits on his ass while the inquisitors (pointless, stupid characters who make no sense) do almost all the work.
No the biggest problem with Disney Vader is the costume is cheap looking and his physical behavior is completely wrong. Disneys Vader walks fast and behaves like a regular person wearing a costume not a guy that's had both his legs chopped off and his entire body burnt to a crisp
Yeah, Lucas Vader is a powerful man who's been crippled by being turned into a robot. It's a severe handicap and the fact that he can still move with the amount of agility that he does (instead of moving like C-3PO or something) is testament to his strength. Disney Vader is sci-fi cyborg ninja man with cool implants to make him faster and stronger and cooler than everyone else. It completely misses the point.
>OT Vader was the brains of the operation and left others to do the dirty work
Nah, I'd say this has all been pretty in line with the OT. The first movie in particular makes him out to be the Emperor's enforcer more than anything else. He's pretty clearly subordinate to Tarkin in ANH. He seems to get a bit more important in the last two, but that probably has more to do with his popularity with audiences. The whole "rule of two" thing seems to have been an invention of prequel era Star Wars and EU books.
As far as getting his hands dirty, the only times we've seen him in action so far have been this and when when he kills all the rebels in Rogue One, but the R1 thing is just expanding on an already existing seen where we see him kill rebels, and this show makes it clear that Vader showing up in person is unexpected and rare. It would seem really weird to me if Vader knew Obi-Wan was present and sent someone else to deal with it.
The Rogue One scene is bad because it cheapens Vader by portraying him in a feature film like it’s a trailer for a Star Wars Battlefront game. The first time the audience should chronologically see him wield his red lightsaber is in his rematch with Obi-Wan on the Death Star.
I'm not saying it's good, just that it's not out of character
It is out of character, because Vader has no reason to draw his lightsaber against cannon fodder enemies. He has a legion of stormtroopers to do that. You never see him on the ground slicing up rebels in the OT. He only ever uses his lightsaber as a duelist. Vader isn’t supposed to be a force of nature psychotic killer à la Michael Myers. Any time he kills someone in the original canon, it’s very deliberate.
>It is out of character, because Vader has no reason to draw his lightsaber against cannon fodder enemies
You seem to be shifting the goalposts a bit. We were talking about him showing up himself, but now we've moved onto whether or not he would use a lightsaber when engaging. And like I said, I don't think it's a particularly good scene.
>The first time the audience should chronologically see him wield his red lightsaber is in his rematch with Obi-Wan on the Death Star.
Which they did. I mean, it's like not people would do something as stupid as watch Star Wars in "chronological order"...right?
Do you morons truly not understand the media you consume and how Vader intentionally let Kenobi go because it was too easy a revenge?
>Bring him to me!
>*Stormtroopers bring Kenobi to Vader*
>I didn't ACTUALLY mean bring him to me! I was being passive aggressive.
Written by moronic women like you.
You have to be a complete fricking zoomer not to understand that Vader in this ten year timespan is all about the hunt and the challenge and he's not at the "no more worlds to conquer" mode that puts him in his funk, did you think it was just an accident the camera zooms right into his helmet when he lets Kenobi go you absolute subtextless mongoloid?
>Bring him to me!
>sometimes conflicted characters say contradicting and conflicting things and my zoomie literalist brain thinks this just simply cannot be intentional!
You are fricking hopeless. TikTok actually rots your brain.
>Vader in this ten year timespan is all about the hunt and the challenge
>>sometimes conflicted characters say contradicting and conflicting things
You're an imbecile.
Sometimes I really can't tell if you motherless fricking zoomers are cognitively impaired for real or pretending
>Vader, who's been salty for a decade over Kenobi, finally gets his moment and it's a walk in the park. Literally about to burn him alive but it's not even fun, the dude is running away from you, fleeing in terror and seconds from begging for his life. You, one of the most feared dogs of the Empire, is just going to instakill Kenobi? No, that's fricking lame as shit, you didn't travel all this way to end it like this
The camera then pans right into his face you fricking dumb homosexual, what else do you need? Dexxter Jexter looking at the camera and explaining it while dabbing? Holy frick.
>Bring him to me!
>DON'T ACTUALLY BRING HIM TO ME!
You stupid homosexual.
Does your brain implode when fictional characters lie then? Or change their mind? Are you autistic?
>Vader was lying to his stormtroopers!
lol you are beyond help
I already explained it here
You memeing homosexual, it's not like he'd even give a shit what the stormtroopers think of his orders anyway, he doesn't even consider them people. You act like Vader has never done anything contradictory before. When he killed the Emperor were you confused? Did you piss your fricking diaper you mongo? Did you stomp your fists when he killed the younglings? Christ it's like talking to an honest to God moronic under 18 zoom zoom here.
>I already explained it here
No, you diverted like the emotional child you are.
>it's not like he'd even give a shit what the stormtroopers think of his orders anyway, he doesn't even consider them people.
Yes! He just gives orders he doesn't even want carried out to people he doesn't even give a shit about! It makes so much sense if you're a complete puddinghead homosexual.
You have to be doing a bit, right? You can't be this poor with reading comprehension skills right...? You are merely pretending?
ah yes, the 'ol "you didn't get my sarcasm!" defense.
The show is literally telegraphing to you that he's letting him go, are you actually moronic?
The entire fight was fricking lame and had no place even existing in canon
Fight scene was alright. I can ignore the technical oversights, because you can nit pick any movie/show. Narratively, I hate that Vader and Obi Wan had interactions between the prequels and the main original trilogy. It just shits over the poignancy of their meeting on the death star.
Nowhere in the actual dialogue of ANH is it implied they have never met since Mustafar.
> I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, but now I am the master.
Yeah again Ahmed, none of this implies they have never met. That doesn't mean "I've never encountered you at any point between Mustafar and now". He was still technically training under Sidious...as Vader.
>He was still technically training under Sidious...as Vader.
All those hormone injections and you still weakly grasp at straws.
>rent free
He's literally Sidious's apprentice, it's fricking canon that this ten year period is his "finding my footing in the suit while being trained in the Dark Side" era, that's been established for years. Cry more cuck.
>it's fricking canon
oh no, the onions is foaming at the lips now
anon, that literally is canon...
He's clearly referring to him being a learner under obi wan since earlier in the film obi wan explains how darth vader was a pupil of his.
Sidious never taught Vader at all. The only thing he did was let him learn how to use the suit and his anger to compensate for losing half of his force ability (he went from being about 1.6 times stronger than the emperor to only being 0.8 times as strong).
Do you actually, seriously take the dialogue to mean that, or are you just being a weird contrarian?
I take it to mean they could have met previously at any point to now be "meeting again" and I'm not some Uber autistic star wars moron who takes this shit like a Bible where there can't be liberties with what that looks like.
It’s obvious how this is going to go. Obi-Wan gets his groove back. Proceeds to slap Anakin’s shit once again then says something smart ass like “your new master has taught you nothing”. Queue the perfect set-up for this line
You're giving the writers too much credit. They'll just make Obi-Wan straight up say, "Seems you're still but the learner," as his last line to Vader, thus retconning Vader's ANH line into throwing Obi-Wan's exact words back at him.
It didn't claim that. I said it ruins the poignancy of their meeting. It's clear they made this scene for money, not because it flows well artistically.
Speaking as someone who is willing to tolerate Disney Star Wars after all their failed debacles, I am willing to tolerate this sheboon sith who can't act and is only there for fricking diversity reasons.
I just watched episode 3. I didn't have high hope for this shit but I'm a huge prequel gay and I'm officially done with this shit.
You are going to tell me that Vader, the person who seethed 24/7 about Obiwan for 10 years, trained in the dark side daily by killing people under Palpatine's command, was barely toying with the person he hated most for all these years, and when a single droid showed up, he just gave up while his archnemesis is literally agonizing in ember just like he did 20 years ago. Frick you Debora Chow for ruining this series. Frick you Disney and frick right off.
>I tolerated the sequel trilogy, Han Soi-lo, and Boba Fat
>after THIS show's third episode I'm officially done with this shit
You'll forgive me if I don't believe you
Look dude, The Force Awakens was an ok pop film even though it was a carbon copy of epi 4. I hated the Last Jedi and didn't even finish The Rise of Skyshit. But yeah, I was willing to give them a chance because a small part of me was willing to believe they would make Obiwan at least decent and stick to the lore, but I guess I was just fricking delusional which I realized now I am.
Only one person mocks Vader and he gets punished for it. None of the others join in or even laugh, nor do they make any attempt to help the guy getting choked out.
The only person who bossed Vader around was Tarkin, and to say he is "bossed around" is a stretch. He just told him not to murder that guy.
You will forever be a RLM drone.
>literally be on a board that loves rlm
>be so fresh from r/prequelmemes not to understand that
kek frick off
I love RLM too. The difference is I don't mindlessly parrot everything they say. You do exactly that, and when you realize you can't back up what you are parroting you start seething and cry reddit.
Anon, the Plinkett reviews parrot shit we have been saying collectively since 1999, dumb zoomer. None of it was new.
Nah I fricking hate RLM and that midget in that show. They hated the prequel, I'm a prequel gay like I said. I never watch any of their homosexual shit
What's even funnier is that it's cannon his suit is fire resistant. He literally lived on a lava planet lmao.
>What's even funnier is that it's cannon his suit is fire resistant.
I see Expanded Universe gays think their books mean something
>considered characters who's names were never heard in his movies as glorified fan-fiction
This is the same man who approved the character of Ahsoka in TCW, "official canon", and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why the character is moronic, we've been over this hundreds of times already.
Lucas has no right to shit on characters like Mara Jade and other EU stuff.
Don't watch. I am not. I just love shitting on it here.
Worst case scenario they have to have some kind of vehicle near by right? Go back to the shuttle and then look for Obi-wan.
here's your highlight reel bro
It was getting dark and those idiots can't see at night with their tinted helmet shields on. you guys are so fricking stupid sometimes.
It's not good.
It's written by ameteur writers who suck fricking ass.
The actors and the production values are all wasted by a dumb frick story and dumb frick plot.
Watch one episode of Star Wars Clone Wars then watch episode 2 of Kenobi and you will see such a degrade in quality that even the 2012 CGI will be tolerable for the Clone Wars
is the third episode really that bad? I half watched the first two episodes and thought it was okay. i liked the scene with the homeless clone trooper. leah and the black chick have some of the worst acting abilities ive ever seen though.
Kid Leia is intentionally annoying and unfitting to push le obnoxious strong female
its working then. couldnt stand her.
it's fun but it's completely moronic
>nobody gives a frick reva stabbed the main inquisitor on his stomach
>nobody wonders how a mystery officer appears randomly to give orders
>robot literally carries obi away while vader watches
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time that Darth Vader was hunting me for 10 years and he finally caught up with me and had me pinned to the ground in a giant barbecue pit only to just let me go instead of force pulling me over the fire or actually walking around the fire to come get me? He was a good friend.
do you have any self respect?
then don't watch
if you are moronic or a consooomer, go ahead and watch
literally ALL they had to do was this
>Stormtrooper, "Lord Vader we have the girl who was traveling with Kenobi"
>Vader stands still knowing Kenobi will come to him for the girl.
pretty much
Star Wars is worse than capeshit is the most dumbest franchise of all time and their fans are basedboys manchildren
Disney has already fricked your butthole into a state of absolute FUBAR beyond damage control, the shear amount of gay babies raised and shat out don’t compare to the absolute tree trunk of a wiener rammed up there on a near daily basis and fountains of body cells completely redefine your functionality as a digesting, breathing organism into a fountain of mickey mouse semen.
And yet you have the audacity to make pointless comments about Star Wars.
This show is the greatest thing in Star Wars since Return of the Jedi.
It is the best Star Wars thing I’ve seen about Jedi.
Underage or paid shill? Bets are open, everyone.
likely just be sarcasm.
Honest opinion you ignorant fricking Black person.
If you don’t understand it, I don’t really give a shit.
Underage, then.
>It's like they're not even trying
That's what you get when the show is written and directed by women and diversity hires
Four writers and not a single one could make Vader fart on screen.
If his chest computers GPU overheats he has to do a system restart which would mean he has to lay down completely immobilized for half an hour in extreme pain
ow my bone marrow, oh no I have to do stairs again
Because Obi-Wan was a good friend...
honestly i don't really give a shit. it's fun to poke fun at disney pluswars and all, but i own disney stock and this show is the highest-grossing PlusWars show for disney yet. like i said, while i do own disney stock, i do not and will not subscribe to disney+ because the woke pandering is just too much for my personal tastes. the reason i own disney stock now is because i feel disney will finally ditch this woke shit and return to more of the trad, conservative 1970's disney fare like Robin Hood, The Black Cauldron, Pete's Dragon, Swiss Family Robinson, you know wypipo shit. Of course they'll have ethnic shit on the side too like Song of the South but celebrate white, black, latino or even asian cultures separately. you can already see it coming with movies like Moana and Encanto. going conservative with conservative values will bring disney back to life
The fire must have had magic shielding properties, since none of the Stormtroopers were apparently able to shoot that robot with their blasters through the fire. Nor were they able to circle around while the robot trudged away at a snail's pace.
On another note, how was Reva able to intercept Leia at the other end of that tunnel without having to run past her? Or did she magically know where the exit point would be, just by finding the entrance, then ran to the exit above ground? Same for that rebel woman. She didn't pass Reva while heading back? If the tunnel had branching pathways with multiple exits, how did she know which exit to head towards?
>General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. Kind of like that time he asked you to help rescue me back when I was 10 years old and had been kidnapped by Jedi hunters and you came and saved me and we went on a big adventure. I don't know why I'm talking about you like we've never met, we seemed to get to know each other quite well. I'd say it was just to avoid letting the Empire know we were acquainted, but that doesn't make sense either because Darth Vader himself was heavily involved in these events. It's also kind of weird that he could not recognize that I was his daughter even though I am force sensitive and can fly through the vacuum of space without being harmed, and the whole reason Yoda and yourself had to hide out in remote regions of the galaxy is because Jedi can sense other Jedi, and force sensitive family members can innately sense their relationships even without training, which is how I knew Luke was my brother at the end of Return of the Jedi. I always knew he was my brother and I say so myself, and I made out with him because twincest is wincest. But to be fair your memory doesn't seem so good because you went on many more adventures with the R2 united I am transporting this message in and yet you seem to have no recollection of this. Anyway, help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only good friend
>When I kissed you, I was but the learner.
He could have also, you know, just walked around the fire to get obiwan/stop the droid. It was a large quarry and like a 10 foot square fire,
Naw man he just turns 180 degrees and walks away to his space ship and leaves the planet.
He didn’t have a Death Star yet but he did have Star destroyers. Could have just done an orbital bombardment of the whole planet - of any planet - if he thought obiwan was on it.
I thought he was afraid of fire or some shit because of that time he fell in lava
>vader kills a guy
>obiwan does nothing
>vader kills another
>obi wan does nothing
>vader kills a woman, a couple of children
>obi wan does nothing
>Vader: Okay obi wan. Please come out here. I'm even getting sick of what I'm doing here.
>Obi Wan:........
>Vader kills a babby, a puppy and a space kitten
>Vader: Come ON dude, I know you're in there.
What the frick took obi WRONG so long to act? Why did he let a whole town get slaughtered before he decided to do anything at all?
>What the frick took obi WRONG so long to act?
It's the same guy who hides behind innocent civilians during a firefight with stormtroopers.
Disney lost their fricking mind long ago.