>OH NOOOO MY BOSS IS A 10/10 MILF WHO WANTS TO FRICK ME I'M LOSING MY MIND I NEED TO KILL HER
>OH NOOOO MY BOSS IS A 10/10 MILF WHO WANTS TO FRICK ME I'M LOSING MY MIND I NEED TO KILL HER
>OH NOOOO MY BOSS IS A 10/10 MILF WHO WANTS TO FRICK ME I'M LOSING MY MIND I NEED TO KILL HER
Don't have sex with coworkers.
Never ever. Terrible idea.
>Don't have sex with coworkers.
WHY NOT
Potential to destroy your livelihood for a few weeks of fricking
If your "livelihood" can be destroyed that trivially you're just a slave. So this is really just pleb shit that people with wageslave jobs or fake email jobs worry about. Literally everyone else is fricking their coworkers. Most women are married to men they met in the workplace.
Totally insane anti human drivel to have moronic principles like "don't be intimate with attractive members of the opposite sex you spend 8 hours a day with, it makes things messy for HR if it goes sour".
Ignoring pragmatic reasons why it's moronic, even if morons seek to eskew it, professional standards and behavior are still something you should try to abide by
no one cares about fake boomer ethics that have existed for less than a century
Not to mention they all disregarded it and were salivating at women in the workplace so they could have eye candy
I’ve had a 5 year relationship with a coworker and am currently in another
The girl I lost my virginity to also works at my place
It’s really not that bad
Just don’t let it end badly and do something like cheat and you’re fine
Wagies don't count. we're referring to corporate standards, cuck.
>Just don’t let it end badly
Not something you necessarily have control over
You don't shit where you eat.
I do frick and jerk off where I eat though (in my bedroom)
I fricked my HR Manager and it was fine, actually I couldn't commit to dating her because of the dynamic. I wish I did
Worked fine for me. I did it 3 times. Worked out every time.
Benefits of being low iq
>Don't have sex
Gotcha. I'm on it.
I don't have a choice. I work all the time. It is a bad idea and I will keep doing it.
What about fricking someone at your place of work, but not a coworker. Something in the lines of you have a low level administrative job at a college and some student 10 years younger than you comes asking for a frick.
Would ignoring it be professional, or just stupid?
>What about fricking someone at your place of work, but not a coworker. Something in the lines of you have a low level administrative job at a college and some student 10 years younger than you comes asking for a frick.
>Would ignoring it be professional, or just stupid?
'Don't frick your coworkers.
-Don't get involved with students at places you work.
Its stupid in modern times.
That student in your example could suddenly claimed you forced yourself on her, and the mere allegation gets you fired. No proof.
Don't involve your personal life in the place you work.
You meet someone outside your work. It's done as a way to protect in case it goes wrong.
Life's too short. If there's a chick I want to frick and she's down then it's on.
This is very true, the problem is that everyone else has sex with coworkers and it's hard meeting people and being forced to conversate with them if they aren't forced by work.
I am currently trying to frick a coworker.
Don't have sex, period. Don't jerk off. Overcome the slavery to the flesh and transcend lust for bliss and happiness. It's like when Andrei Rublev (PBUH) BTFOs the naked peasant woman when he calls the village love making bestial pleasure.
Good idea but only if your libido has calmed down with age, if you're still young enough to get those strong horny feelings masturbation is healthy for you.
waay ahead of you, sex haver
t.LVL50+
Frick off, I met my wife at work
So did my boss at the time
I’m sure your boss did meet your wife
No sex, no job. no problem!
Can someone explain why this is a problem? I understand work rumors and shit but who actually cares about that.
>NOOOO EVERYONE AT WORK KNOWS I FRICKED STACEY NOOO
When Stacey stirs shit because she's butthurt that you pumped and dumped her, or even because you - I dunno - didn't take out the trash this morning when you left the house in you sort-of-serious relationship, when she will throw public shitfits or be passive-agressive about/with you instead of doing her job, that will be an issue for everybody at the workplace.
A bunch of what ifs. Stay in your cubicle and mind your business. Getting laid isn't for you.
It depends how big is your office. Nothing smaller than a conglomerate with multiple offices is worth it
Black person you are moronic. An spiteful roastie can meetoo you and ruin your life, not just your job
More excuses. Stay scared.
Don't be a weirdo or a complete douchebag and you won't get weisteined. Stop thinking like a loser.
>T. Sex haver
>T. Non sex haver
Goddamn I got very close.
>The gf is getting older and uglier by the day and this tight frickmeat 20 year old Filipina starts working at the office.
>Its not like either of us hit on each other strongly or immediately, but its an old people office and we connected immediately by default.
>We were both in boring relationships and it was fun to vent about the office and our partners.
>Things were slowly escalating and we were out having drinks, becoming "friends" and texting each other out of work.
>We almost hooked up one night.
>It was becoming a tad too much and the office middle manager, an old feminist hag, literally made her change desks to stop us from chatting, literally like in school.
>It worked.
>We started chatting less and she seemed to start avoiding me and I didnt pursue so be it.
>She quit a few months afterwards.
>After she left I learned that she was pregnant.
>I knew she was a turbobawd but apparently, as a Filipina, she doesnt believe in condoms or the pill.
God I dodged a bullet. Domo arigatou for reading my blog.
finna need a photo of the pinoy to care lad
My manager always makes me switch desks if it looks like I am making friends with someone
The embarrassing part was the unspoken call out lol. "Anon, we know you are in a long term relationship, why are you trying to bang the new girl"
>Don't have sex with coworkers
>TFW autistic and coworkers know it so they're trying to set me up with another coworker
This is 100% virgin cope. That's how most people meet. Kys.
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
ok, pedro
>when a mexican comes back from /misc/
You would know brown boy
>10/10 MILF
have some standards
What would you rate this?
butcher and behead all footgay garbage
>Nooo please don't suck my wiener, Jennifer Analsan, nooooooo!!
old ladies are gross
frick you're talking about, somewhere in earth 341 right now an 88 year old version of you is blowing out the back of a 79 year old gilf with pendulum hanger breasts, and you will soon after that proceed to pound ger her crusty dinosaur pussy like a madman
When you put it like that I like the idea
This. Can you imagine unironically wanting to have sexual intercourse with a woman who looks like this? Yuck!
aniston was my first realization that chicks could be fake hot. artificially hot.
she's by no means bad looking, but the saw i saw magazines in the albertsons check out lanes use their front cover quote say about her. the way my former uncle talked about her, completely sober, as the most frickable woman.
but yes i'd like to avoid women with bangs over the age of 11.
Jennifer Aniston is not hot, Rachel Greene is hot. I would call Jennifer Aniston my "waifu" for the last 20 years, but I literally will not watch anything she is in other than Friends.
well stop, 'cuz waifu has meaning and it's not "fictional girlfriend", it's a commitment
>waifu has meaning and it's not "fictional girlfriend"
>waifu has meaning and it's not "fictional girlfriend"
What a long way of saying you’re a gay
>Artificially hot
have a nice day
>We share a board with these kind of morons
>i'd like to avoid women with bangs over the age of 11.
So you're saying you only find women with bangs attractive if they're 11 or younger?
jennifer aniston has never been 10/10 at any point in her life
In Leprechaun she was pretty close
Leprechaun is a good example of why someone is a star. Watching that movie it was instantly recognisable that Anniston had no right being so charismatic in b movie horror slop
deranged coomer
I have never found her attractive. Monica was hot though.
It was the opposite for me. Never found Monica all that hot but I liked Racheal. Monica looks too much like people I'm related to.
That's what he thought?
you are gay
Gay for Monica's short dark hair.
Aniston is weird looking and has a horrible shrill voice.
True.
It was definitely at her best.
I came her to post this, can't think of a more overrated b***h.
you silly, silly child
she was in that one photo
>completely ignoring the fact that he's married
yes goyim, if a hot girl wants to have sex with you, you should totally betray your wife
>have sex with boss
>get a promotion
i don't see the problem, was he gay or something?
I want ai porn maker to have her in early 00s and christina aguilera when she was fat make out and rim each others buttholes and later frick each other with strapons and cuddle at the end
what's stopping you?
Soon™
give it 8 years top and probably everything is gonna be AI movies made by common people, because everyone is getting sick of the israeli homosexualry.
Imagine the amount of homosexualry then
When every degenerate has the power to create more degeneracy, israeli or goy
I'm am going to go INSANE with that shit
I already had a lot of fun using AiDungeon to do a red carpet public use story about BDH
>"Ehm goin too puhke" she says sweetly, pointing at her open, piss filled face. She says it not like a warning, but a proud announcement.
>She points her fingers directly at her piss-filled mouth, her eyes bright and wide. The condom-dildo erupts out of her throat, forced out by a torrent of vomited up piss! The foamy urine splashes up into her open eyes and up her perfect nostrils. She gargles the pisspuke flagrantly, fishhooking her mouth open with her index fingers. She cups her hands together into a bowl shape, then cranes her face down and lets the watery muck collect into them, then lowers her nose into the slime and snorts it all up forcefully.
It would be irrelevant because they'd be making it for themselves and people who already agree with them, meanwhile you can make your big tittie space Jennifer Anniston movies every day of the week.
Speaking of this, how is AI coming with celeb voices? Can I make any celeb give me fap encouragement and talk dirty to me? Asking for myself.
The more you put in, the better it creates the voice
Give it time bro, youll have your app
why did her boobs look good here while IRL they are small and misshapen? CGI?
Stop watching porn it's altering your reality
>jennifer aniston
>10/10
You posted anime, we know you aren't into women.
Based woman knower.
b***h in op is a psycho and wanted to ruin Charlie's life.
>10/10
oatmeal with brown sugar and strawberries is still oatmeal
>2/10 boomer bushpig grandma
Guess what, a quick frick or two with your boss because you are 'forbidden fruit' and she gets a kick out of abusing her power isn't worth risking your marriage and access to your children over.
Choosing hedonistic short term pleasure over long term fulfillment and meaning will not end well for you.
If he just lied and said his cute wife had left him would she even still want to frick him?
Same exact face as George Washington
Holy shot Anon I never thought of that but you are right
>Adam Sandler movie
>Jennifer Anniston is the hottest character in universe
Jesus
I have a spititual desire to jerk but my body is too lazy. what's it called?
Late stage depression.
Getting old.
Sounds great in theory. But wait until she starts treating you like an errand boy and you can't do shit because A) she'll fire you and B) she'll pull the "I'm a woman" card if you try to get her for sexual harassment/misconduct in the workplace. Life doesn't revolve around getting your dick wet.
>Life doesn't revolve around getting your dick wet.
Mine absolutely does.
I really enjoy sexually aggressive, psychotic bawds. There's no way I could've avoided her.
Don't make friends at work
Just don't work, problem solved.
No milfs to harass you.
it greatly saddens me that her topless beach photos weren't actually her
Yes, she only wanted to have sex with the average manlet that has the voice of a kid that inhaled helium out of pure lust. She didn't want to ruin his life the moment she heard he was married just out of spite, jealousy or simply because she could do so without consequences. It stopped being funny pretending to be moronic a decade ago, grow up.
Who is your favorite old lady actress?
The lawyer lady from how to get away with murder.
And if you're black she's vomiting from the stench and covering her nose and telling you to empty the trash quicker so you'll get out of her office then telling you not to clean up the vomit because she prefers that smell over yours
>Seething this hard
Pathetic, did your mother catch some Mandingo dick recently?
Why is it that the only people who ever ask me out of flirt with me are women in their 30s and 40s or gay guys? Its never girls in their 20s.
Monica was always better than Rachel.
They're both mid.