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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a financial analyst know what the ratings are?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      an article citing a random "financial analyst" is the equivalent of citing a random Redditor

      Let me guess:
      >bounding into comics
      This article is the equivalent of a twitter screencap.

      The show was bad, but it still did much better than fricking Andor.

      i'm supposed to take advice from a company that can't even spell "valiant"?

      Star Wars manchilds are already here coping, 800,000 viewers in 6 days. Even your average sitcom would be canceled with these numbers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have really got to be fricking desperate to keep clutching to it at this point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesnt matter if they watch or not, as long as they pay the monthly fee, which we dont know how many do that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youtubers do better numbers than this, with budgets under $100. if you're spending millons and falling short that badly, its time to pack it up

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          youtube is free

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Third party trackers like Nielsen and Samba TV sell ratings data to investors.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did it really take a financial analyst to come to that conclusion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The can't just say 'hideous israelite' call for in print.. Some yids might get offended.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    an article citing a random "financial analyst" is the equivalent of citing a random Redditor

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A moron could see that Disney saturated the market so quickly and so overwhelmingly that Star Wars fatigue set in in about 2 or 3 years.

    Capeshit is still selling but Star Wars isn't. They killed not just the franchise but the entire IP.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even more capeshit content is put out on a consistent basis than Star Wars content yet it’s not met with the same level of apathy, it’s not so much the saturation but the quality of the content, Disney’s star wars slop is even more mediocre and worse than your average capeshit, the fact that it keeps jumping back and forth in time doesn’t help either since it’s even more exhausting for people to keep up with than capeshit which for me most part follows a linear storytelling format

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Capeshit is still selling

      Hey Doc you might want to get more plutonium we're in 2023 not 2020. Capeshit is literally fricking DEAD, there was one profitable film the entire goddamn year out of like 12 lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great scott, Marty, they found me!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          underrated post

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fatigue
      No such thing. It's just because it's shit.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ahsoka show was very mediocre. Dave Filoni just isn’t a live action guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn’t much of an animation guy either judging by how awful rebels was. George Lucas carried his ass in CW.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >George Lucas carried his ass in CW.
        This is hilarious considering that Filoni at best is Lucas at lower quality average to worst.
        I didn't think Rebels was that bad, but it's also given a lot more room to be "off" because animated, assumed kid's audience targeting, etc. Ahsoka is right on par with all of his animated shit, it just doesn't benefit from the forgiveness of kid's animation.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ahsoka is right on par with all of his animated shit
          Absolutely not.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok admittedly I refuse to actually watch Ahsoka but I'm judging from what little I've seen of it here, looks the same as Rebels to me qualitywise

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Characters in Rebels showed emotions, had chemistry and acted like human beings, and the dialogue was better (because Filoni was not actually writing scripts), and animated alien characters will always look infinitely better than walled 3DPD with shitty makeup.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animated alien characters will always look infinitely better than walled 3DPD with shitty makeup.
                MEW's arse was the only thing worth watching in this godawful show.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh arse
                Just watch porn.

                Too bad about her fricking face and the godawful, sickly green makeup and eye contacts. 3DPD hag.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell are people talking about with this ass?? Every clip I’ve seen shows a very, very basic ass with slightly tight pants. You can see better ass walking through your local grocery store

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adults took one look at these character designs and laughed it off. You can have a character who dresses like a World War 2 pilot with bright garish colors in a kids' cartoon. In Live Action though? They could have at least ditched the damn anime convention goggles. Yes I know MEW also wore them when she played Ramona Flowers but Scott Pilgrim was a reality-bending comedy where people argue by having martial arts battles.

      Dave Filoni makes cartoons for children. Yes, adults watched Rebels too, but the vast majority of the audience was children, and that's fine. When they made the decision that Ahsoka was going to be an extension of Rebels in live action they doomed themselves because 1) fewer people have watched rebels than have read any of the Thrawn books and 2) trying to glow up the characters and make them seem more adult when they were created for children is just bizarre, like if Atomic Blonde was a Kim Possible movie. It just doesn't work, and don't let anyone tell you that it does.

      Ahsoka was supposed to save Star Wars and if anything it's the final indictment against Disney's stewardship of it. Out of all the suggestions fans have made for how to save Star Wars, the solution Disney went with was to turn it into a children's cartoon in live action.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars was always bright and garish. That's not the problem. That's the single most moronic criticism you could have made. George's Star Wars is extremely bright and vivid. That's not the problem. The problem is that the script is shit and the actors can barely act, and the action is laughable. THESE are the problems.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The childish character designs were responsible for the initial low viewership numbers, and the terrible writing, acting and pacing are why it lost half of its already pathetic viewership numbers by the time it reached the finale.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That picture. It really shows they don't even try to cast anyone even remotely decent. There are a shittons of pretty women who would be perfect for the role.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many such cases. I am pretty sure MEW got the part only because McGregor wouldn't return as Obi-Wan if they didn't give his PUTA wife a role in Star Wars.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would have been great in like 10 years when the actual Rebels audience grew up, right it's a bunch of literally whos if you didn't watch a kids show

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the filioni faithful were 50 percent kids and 50 percent adult "Tano fans" since 2008.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Valiant Renegade
    Did George Lucas name this "financial analyst"?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I know right?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess:
    >bounding into comics
    This article is the equivalent of a twitter screencap.

    The show was bad, but it still did much better than fricking Andor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The show was bad, but it still did much better than fricking Andor.
      Proof that Star Wars needs to just die.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOOLOL

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone surprised?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be they can't cancel everyone at disney

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm supposed to take advice from a company that can't even spell "valiant"?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully this is and logically it should be the last coffin nail, but this is a very stupid company and they will keep making this garbage and flushing money down the toilet until they're simply fiscally unable to anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Star Wars could survive TLJ and TROS, then it's fricking immortal.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just focus the movie's marketing on Mando and Baby Yeed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mando S3 was a mega flop. No one cares about Baby Yoda anymore. Kathleen Kennedy killed Star Wars by tying everything to that shitty Sequel trilogy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they shit the bed so hard with mando s3
        even normies were obsessed with baby yoda but filoni had to turn it into a live action clone wars spin off lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kathleen Kennedy killed Star Wars by tying everything to that shitty Sequel trilogy
        but mando s3 was killed by tying everything into TCW and centering the show on filoni's donutsteels (and just generally stupid writing)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tying into TCW was never the problem. Mandalore and Bo-Katan's storyline could have provided the much necessary depth and new direction after S2, with Baby Yoda being out of the picture and training with Luke. Mando should have had a conflict with Bo-Katan over the throne, as hinted at the end of S2, S3 should have been Game of Thrones but with Mandalorians, it should have explored Mandalorian culture and history in-depth, and it should have completed Din's arc as a reluctant but honorable guy who didn't want to lead, but accepted that burden. You know, the obvious hero's journey and call to fricking action. But instead, Book of Boba Fett undid the previous two seasons of The Mandalorian, and S3 killed any and all setup from S2 and rendered everything pointless. Shit writing and corporate meddling is what killed Mandalorian, not tying into bigger universe. It's how they used these ties that matters.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            gotta disagree, mando's peak was when it was about a bounty hunter on a shitty backwater going after bounties and fighting some two-bit imperial warlord. even S2 i could see the rot forming from having to tie it into existing shit like tatooine, boba, and ahsoka and making the scope grander
            >but you can only take that show so far before you run out of novelty and it starts getting repetitive
            good, I'd be fine with just 2 or 3 good seasons

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's a problem with all of Star Wars EU in general. There's the horror novel Death Troopers, halfway through it Han and Chewie show up out of the blue, I think it's systematic that various writers believe a character from the films or at least one people recognize needs to be put in the story for people to care or et you interested.

              Kinda like Gotham, would that show have lasted half as long if it was just about Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock taking on the mob and the corrupt cops? I doubt it, that why they put Penguin, Riddler, Joker, Catwoman, etc, in.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, Disney just sucks. So stop blaming the EU, blame Disney for being the incompetent losers they are. Poop in the hands of a master can be Converted to fertilizer!

                >stoic female characters
                are Hollywood script writers and casting directors so woke that they don't understand women are naturally more expressive and unable to act out the subtle micro expressions men innately use over their lifetime? they think just standing there with a blank expression on your face is all there is to it but it's deeper than that

                Present day Hollywood Is Aids Cancer in the butt! They're only good for making woke leftist progressive puke!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Luke

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Ahsoka and I hope Filoni makes another season.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even watch it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Same.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO DON'T LET THEM BREAK UP THIS WOLF PACK OF OURS, FILONI!
    YOU ARE THE HAIR TO GEORGE LUCAS' THROWN

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Felate filoni as the second coming of christ for making a passable star wars show that was ruined after a couple seasons
    >Surprised when his shit bombs when people have to pay to see it
    I'm convinced that the people working for the big studios have absolutely zero taste

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking Kathleen can be swayed by arguments and pleas
    REMINDER: Disney literally begged her to stop announcing new Star Wars films that hadn't even started production and then she announced like 2 more the next week.
    The only way to stop her (and Filoni who's her new b***hboy) from making more trash is to fire them but no one has the balls to do that apparently.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney literally begged her to stop announcing new Star Wars films that hadn't even started production

      Do you have source that isn't a dumb youtuber?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://screenrant.com/star-wars-kathleen-kennedy-disney-new-projects-announcements/#:~:text=According%20to%20a%20report%20from,these%20projects%20do%20not%20happen.
        According to a report from Puck News, Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy has been advised by Disney to stop announcing projects and creatives to not generate bad headlines from the press and fans if and when these projects do not happen.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          do not ever post source to a homosexual on tv
          just tell them to frick off and google it themselves

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has more to do with everyone cancelling d+ than anything

    im sure the same percentage of subscribers watched

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    more black star wars characters is the solution

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      and also trannies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it supposed to be triggering as frick to them to point out that they're trannies? Lol and why do they always pick the ones that don't remotely pass?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't it supposed to be triggering as frick to them to point out that they're trannies?
          No? They want the protected status.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean to the trannies themselves, hence the whole "pronoun" thing they insist on, the way most of them refuse to date anyone who isn't strictly heterosexual and is not attracted to them specifically because they're a troony, etc

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              because they're still what they're born no matter what sort of body horror they have done on their crotch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This show will show Cinemaphile the true pits of despair.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >let's get thrawn after I dilate
        no way did they really
        DOA lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >disney wasted millions on this
        >Ahsoka bombed without any trannies and with Hayden cameos and appealing to the autistic fanbase from Rebels
        >this has literally nothing to entice viewers
        I can't wait for this trainwreck.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ug trannies make me want to throw up. How long will this charade continue

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actor
        oh, nononono... did they just misgender xmsher?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actor can be gender neutral

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the longest time I was puzzled by the fact that people would hate-watch a show, but then I ended up watching FATWS, Ms. Marvel, Willow and She Hulk, and I’ll probably watch the Acolyte too, if only to witness what a spectacular trainwreck it’ll be

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does >she still have an intact wiener 'n balls? This is very important.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only people that cared were the kind of people that were already heavily invested in the cartoons. That’s very telling and Disney should’ve known that they dug their own grave pandering to people that would watch a show with that atrocious animation style

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only people that cared were the kind of people that were already heavily invested in the cartoons.
      You're forgetting about the waifugays, I've seen way more waifugays defending this show than CW people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with that atrocious animation style
      God, I hated the artstyle to that shit.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Valliant Renegade

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell even the dumb ass Rodriguez shit with the gay bikers from Boba would have almost fit in with Filon's animated stuff

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally saw Ahsoka, specifically only the episode where /myboy/ Hayden shows up. Call me a fanboy but that guy clearly phoned it in and STILL acted and sword-fighted circles around Ahsoka. I hope he gets more stuff though. I like the guy. Do a full Darth Vader show with him for all I care. Let him have a paycheck. Bleed the mouse dry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough kid Ahsoka in that episode was way better than Rosario Dawson.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "financial analyst"

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically enough Filoni needs George to rein him, the completely freedom allowed to him by Disney simply because he was Georges golden boy has caused him to go nuts with his OC shit and EU wank.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Filoni needs George to rein him
      Making him truly the perfect kind of successor to George, since George is at his best when reined in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > eu wank
      making thrawn a moron isn't eu wank

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thrawn in and of itself is an EU wank. Shit fricking character. Imagine thinking that le thinking blue admiral man is supposed to be cool or intimidating in STAR WARS, with the villains like the Emperor, Vader, Darth Maul, Boba Fett. Hilarious. He belongs to fricking Star Trek.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          blue admiral man was cool and intimidating because he didn't job in the heir arc and he was refreshing in that he wasn't comically evil like the emperor and most other SW villains
          i guess i do agree that he isn't quite as interesting as people make him out to be, and he was eventually run into the ground like most things in the EU

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          boba fett was eaten by a sarlack and having him being anything more than a gag is eu logic at that point

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not getting it! Disney is aids cancer in the ass! They're done! Were it George and not Disney Boba Fet would have made bank!

            The childish character designs were responsible for the initial low viewership numbers, and the terrible writing, acting and pacing are why it lost half of its already pathetic viewership numbers by the time it reached the finale.

            Disney Wars literally killed a multi billion dollar franchise!

            Lucas fans loved him. Despite the lackluster scripts the prequel merchandise made billions.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still buying Star Wars merch off of eBay, the classic stuff. I hate Vintage Collection vehicles because they're too big. Some of the new action figures are alright and Hasbro has been putting out some classic EU stuff like Mara Jade and the original Thrawn, so I do pick up one of those once in a while.

              I have not been on Disney+ since Disney fired Gina Carano and I'm never going back. Disney shouldn't even have their own streaming service, it was a huge mistake and I hope it crashes and burns.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >buying toys

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes acording to a youtuber that has less than 50k subs

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every new star wars show and movie have that grey tint?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digital cameras.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s because almost everything is CGI so they do some heavy post processing to make it look less jarring and “real”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They use LED as a light source and it’s fake sun color from disney’s big screen. If they grade, edit it, then transfer it to YT it will look washed out. It’s probably made for HDR. Plenty of good cameras out there.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    never thought star wars could get so bad, and I never likes star wars just surrounded by buffoons who do

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to cancel the Rey movies, and Mangold's ~~*biblical*~~ Jedi movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only movie remaining is the Lando one
      Dong Lover bros… we won

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw out kathleen. Cancel everything and never make anything new again. Just do reissues of older works until the end of time. Let Star Wars become a relic.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >financial analyst

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney Cares! Their investors cares! They literally lost 160 Billion in value! I'd say a lot of them cares!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they do. They still released TROS in China even after TLJ and Solo bombed hard over there and they've suffered more than a few bombs lately, but they keep doing the same thing over and over again, so I don't think they really care at all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peltz, who represents the largest individual holder of the bag of excrement that is Disney, is in a mad dash to purchase more and more of Disney's bits while they're cheap (south of 79$ a share)! His goal? To gain to chairs on the board! Why? To fire Iger and any left over members who pushes woke agenda ESG etc. Iger and the other woke idiots shares no loss if Disney dies!

          https:// youtu.be/PUkQVALbLsg?si=bP2aItMXhsLxLTTv

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stoic female characters
    are hollywood script writers and casting directors so woke that they don't understand women are naturally more expressive and unable to act out the subtle micro expressions men innately use over their lifetime? they think just standing there with a blank expression on your face is all there is to it but it's deeper than that

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you think the analyst is trying to save? Disney or the viewers?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love coming to Cinemaphile and getting this types of news. It's what keeps me coming back.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was more popular than the last few series. I've seen a shit load of Ahsoka, Sabine, Shin, Thrawn, Ezra fanart, but I can't recall ever seeing any fanart for Andor and...jesus I can't even remember the last time I saw Sequel Trilogy fanart that wasn't just Rey porn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney can't pay the shareholders with fan art.

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