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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Streamcuck zoomers will never understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the generation that grew up with DVDs will never understand
      Lol

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pick the gender confused wolf
    *unzips dick*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gender confused wolf
      Oh is that how they modernised Little Red Riding Hood?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gender confused wolf
      Oh is that how they modernised Little Red Riding Hood?

      >TV airings of Shrek 2 now censor the word "gender".

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the bears reappear in the sequels?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek was going to have an IMAX rerelease in december 2001, 7 months after it premiered, yet it got cancelled for unknown reasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there some kind of disagreement with the suits or something that caused the cancelation? Or am I thinking of something else?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since someone said that Donkey is basically a carbon copy of Mushu I haven't been able to unthink it. They're literally exactly the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now think about how both of them are, in a way, Norbit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now think about how both of them are, in a way, Norbit.

      >Donkey and Mushu are both played by Eddie Murphy and are basically the same character
      >Donkey and Mushu are both played by Eugenio Derbez in the latin american dub and are basically the same character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        latinx are black coded after all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mushu is more clever than Donkey, or at least he tries to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not though. Donkey couldn't light a firework no matter how hard Shrek tugs on his tail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mushu can't fly, Donkey can, checkmate atheists,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey is far more personable than Mushu is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mushu will do whatever it takes to get what he wants with little care of who he screws over in the process.

      Donkey is blindly loyal to whoever he sees as a friend ans will always put other people before himself.

      No matter how much Shrek abused Donkey, he stood by him, but once Shrek started attacking Fiona, that's when Donkey finally had enough. Mushu would have just shit talked her with him to say on Shrek's good side.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    something that is rarely mentioned about Shrek is that it was produced by John H. Williams, the founder of Vanguard Films (True West, The Grapes of Wrath, The Dining Room, Heartbreak House, Seven Years in Tibet, Sarafina)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      after the success of Shrek, Williams and Vanguard Films established an animation division, which has brought us star-studded "classics" like Valiant, Happily N'Ever After, Space Chimps and Gnome Alone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That logo looks like something you'd see at the end of a HBO Family cartoon.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    original Shrek is the only one : directed by a woman (Vicky Jenson), made in the 90s and before 9/11, made with Silicon Graphics workstations, fully made at Palo Alto, composed by John Powell, and executive produced by Penney Finkelman Cox and Sandra Rabins (the producers of Prince of Egypt)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      production of Shrek 2 started at Palo Alto, but then moved to Redwood City after they changed headquarters in late 2002 (Shrek 2 came out in may 2004)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Mama Bear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched this the other day and my brother pointed this out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched this the other day and my brother pointed this out.

      She's alive in the final scene though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're confusing the final scene (I'm a Believer) with the Karaoke short from home video release. Don't blame you since both happen in the swamp

        • 2 years ago
          Froggy

          >the Shrek karaoke dance party was actually a ritual to resurrect the dead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Farquaad is inside Dragon's digestive system during the dance party.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beauty mark on neck, glitter on hair, freckles on chest, earrings, long nails, wears suggestive clothes despite being an old woman
    awful design

    • 2 years ago
      Froggy

      >"Holding Out for a Hero scene is perfect"
      if we ignore the choir singers being men in drag, then sure

      >Shrek
      >directors : Andrew Adamson, Victoria Jenson
      >producers : Aron Warner, John H. Williams, Jeffrey Katzenberg
      >executive producers : Penney Finkelman Cox, Sandra Rabins, Carl Rosendahl (1999 only)
      >co executive producer : David Lipman

      >Shrek 2
      >directors : Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury, Andrew Adamson
      >producers : Aron Warner, David Lipman, John H. Williams
      >executive producer : Jeffrey Katzenberg
      not quite the same group. 2 also had a new team of storyboarders (Walt Dohrn, Rob Porter, David P. Smith, etc) and that's where most of the writing comes from

      Like clockwork

      I just watched this the other day and my brother pointed this out.

      blew my mind when I first figured this out

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Holding Out for a Hero scene is perfect"
    if we ignore the choir singers being men in drag, then sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are the Fairy Godmothers boytoys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in ye olde days women werent allowed to do anything
      men were better at being women than women were

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a woman want backing singers hotter than her?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek
    >directors : Andrew Adamson, Victoria Jenson
    >producers : Aron Warner, John H. Williams, Jeffrey Katzenberg
    >executive producers : Penney Finkelman Cox, Sandra Rabins, Carl Rosendahl (1999 only)
    >co executive producer : David Lipman

    >Shrek 2
    >directors : Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury, Andrew Adamson
    >producers : Aron Warner, David Lipman, John H. Williams
    >executive producer : Jeffrey Katzenberg
    not quite the same group. 2 also had a new team of storyboarders (Walt Dohrn, Rob Porter, David P. Smith, etc) and that's where most of the writing comes from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adamson was director of Shrek since 1997 and i know Jenson was involved by march 1999, as shown in this article
      https://variety.com/1999/digital/news/hartwell-buoyed-at-pdi-1117492039/amp/

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the robbers who were hanged blasphemed him, saying, “If you are Christ, save yourself and us!”
    >But the other rebuked him, saying, “Do you not fear God, seeing how you are under the same condemnation? And we indeed justly; for we are receiving the due reward of our deeds; but this man has done no evil.” And he said to Jesus, “Lord, remember me when you shall enter into your kingdom”
    >And Jesus said to him, “Amen, I say to you, today you shall be with me in Paradise.”
    -Luke 23:39-43

    Happy Sunday, brogres. God bless.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz has a scene where Mandible tortures Weaver on Z's whereabouts
    >Shrek has a scene where Farquaad tortures Gingy on the remaining fairytale creatures's whereabouts
    both films are quite similar. Granted, the Antz torture scene has no comedy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek 1 is a fairytale version of Antz, except more comedic, less political, with toilet humor, better romance, and more licensed music

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    NO.
    Frick this.
    I've had so many instances of people leaving this screen on for extended periods of time and having to listen to this over and over and over and over again.
    Doctor's offices, school (once), at home, a friend's house, it wouldn't end.
    Also I can tell I have a repressed memory of another movie doing this to me, but I just can't remember which one it was.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Antz turning out such a great film was what convinced Dreamworks to send the struggling Shrek project to PDI, where it became the film we all know. Shrek wouldn't exist without Antz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      before development of Shrek moved to PDI in early 1998, it was a project at Dreamworks which nobody had faith in. Those who failed at Prince of Egypt in 1996/1997 where sent to Shrek as punishment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie antz fricking sucks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Antz is great outside the Z and Bala romance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Z at therapist opening, war against termites, Mandible' scenes, magnifying glass, worker revolution, giant human feet, Weaver torture scene, wasp couple, Cutter's character arc, Insectopia, colony is flooded, ants build a tower, Z's ending speech
          everything in Antz outside the romance is pretty damn good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Antz is worth watching once for the soundtrack alone

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss DVD menus. I'm still assbackwards and get physical whenever I can for whatever medium and modern DVD menus suck ass. There are barely even special features anymore, commentary tracks are now even a rarity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The internet was a mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. We no longer get neat features with our physical purchases and we have to deal STAN every fricking dreamworks thread.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek 2 is only a few seconds away from 83 minutes if you remove the credits
    >story doesn't really begin until 11 mins mark, when Shrek, Fiona and Donkey arrive to Far Far Away
    >dance party ending is 2 mins of filler
    the movie feels cramped. Too much going on in a short runtime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I keep forgetting that image related was in it.
      It's so out of place it feels like a massive reference to something else the writers saw.

      Where's the joke to this entire sequence? That what if magical potions were just made in a mundane chemical factory?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those disguised workers seemed like Oompa Loompas reference

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no, that's not how references work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"that's the old Keebler's place"
            how did Donkey know about Keebler Cookies?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same way you or I know about Keebler cookies, they're a popular cookie brand in the Shrek universe too. Way to over-analyze a joke and not even come to a logical conclusion you frickin pedant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they did animal testing on tigers and swans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there were also "before and after" portraits on the walls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The joke is that the fairy godmother has a huge industrial scale operation going.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dreamworks was the international distributor of Meet the Parents in 2000
    >Shrek 2 in 2004 is about protagonist trying to win father in-law's approval
    so much for originality

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Sharkc**t

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really loved Rumple as a villain and I feel so fricking silly having him of all people be one of mt overall favorites. I just think he did a really good job with the energy for the most part.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 director looks a bit gay to me. It's the earrings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he likes to change them. He always has that necklace too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he likes to change them. He always has that necklace too

      lmao who are you to call someone gay when you're the biggest homosexual on this site?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he does look gay. Notice how he always wears a necklace and has his chest slightly exposed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you somehow manage to be more of a flaming homosexual than he ever could be. I mean really dude, you've already posted pics of yourself here, we all know how incredibly gay you look.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's not going to suck you off dude.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I want that? I just think it's funny that someone that looks like a soiboi stereotype and felt confinident enough to post pictures of himself here is commenting on how gay a person looks. Hell, this Vernon guy manages to have more hair than Sharkgay lol

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aron Warner was a vice president of production at 20th Century Fox before coming to Dreamworks and becoming head of PDI
    >John H. Williams is the president of Vanguard Films
    >David Lipman was co head of production at Dreamworks and previously worked as producer at Hanna Barbera and USAnimation
    >Jeffrey Katzenberg. Nuff said
    this franchise was managed by greedy executives. They did a pretty good first movie, but that's it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off Sharkgay

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know you're about to watch a great film when this music is the first thing you hear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know you're a moron when you keep posting despite everyone telling you to frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same goes for this song in Madagascar 1

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