OH! OH PLEASE SAVE ME SHOTA- I MEAN SPIDER-BOY!

OH! OH PLEASE SAVE ME SHOTA- I MEAN SPIDER-BOY! TAKE ME INTO YOUR SUPER STRONG SKINNY LITTLE BOY ARMS AND GET ME OUT OF DANGER! HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOUR BODY AS YOU LEAP TO SAFETY!

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>Cinemaphile Go back in your cesspit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your mother's cesspit.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to draw his anatomy like that? I just want to hate on this derivative ginger turd but now I'm distracted.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay to rape him. Gingers have no souls.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said I'm being ironic?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a hopper, the legs would be the stronger limbs. You'd get rescued by leglocking, possibly.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs an arch nemesis that goes all Herbert the Pervert on him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should be a Greek themed villain.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WATCH OUT FOR THAT SPIDER BITE

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got arachnophillia

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clown clown clown!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Bussy

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like ayoung cletus cassidy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider Shota

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like my son.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH, NO SPIDER-SHOTA PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR THIGHT BUSSY DEFEAT ME, THAT WOULD GO AGAINT EVERY MORAL CODE SPIDER-MAN HAS. USING YOUR LEGWORK TO TRUST YOURSELF AGAINST MY DICK IS A VERY IMPRACTICAL WAY TO DEFEAT VILLIANS, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SEX CRAZY SHOTA?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Boy please! Don't bury my face in your bare chest and armpits again, I beg you!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobo Spider.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual Spider.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he for older men or older women?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right in the Spider prostate

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