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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have stubble on her face

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the significance of this webm? I saw it spammed in every WoT thread.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i assume it's the gormless look on the girl's face

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wow she’s literally me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The magic women, the strongest faction on the continent, have just captured the greatest threat in centuries.
        They bring him to a bustling metropolis (a different one in the show than the book, but a bit city nonetheless) and this is the quality of ceremonial procession they can put on. Pretty pathetic kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you can see the dumbass haircuts and remarkable unattractiveness?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great war against evil was won. The victory parade consists of disinterested middle-aged women drumming a little bit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CAM ON INGERLAN
      >SCORE SEM FACKIN GOALS

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The power to blunder through the story and frick up in new and hilarious ways?
    She hasn’t even got the Morgase Milkies to get away with it now

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    omg I was someone post this earlier, and it's everything!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what power
    i don't even remember what elayne does in the entire series
    doesn't nynaeve do everything because she's actually competent?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moraine is the main character

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but while she's locked up in the elf rape tower nynaeve has to cure everything and reinvent weaves from a thousand years ago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Moraine is the main character
        Should we tell the showrunners that's not really the case in the books?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          reading is racist

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That male is too White and gingers are not allowed to be heroes according to Hollyjew.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      elayne can tell the function of ter'angreal by touching or studying them. this is considered a "lost" art (no one has been able to do that since before the Breaking)
      she ends up making 3 (inferior) copies of Matt's foxhead medallion

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elayne can tell the function of ter'angreal by touching or studying them
        No. Avi is the one who can tell the function of ter'angreal, Elayne is the one who figures out how to MAKE them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of invincibility when pregnant

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Elayne might hold the record of most kidnapped, in the series with the most kidnappings ever. Also the most spanking, Robert Jordan was pretty based.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair she's pretty spankable. I think Faile might have gotten spanked some too, but I can't remember.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Faile spent 3 months getting constantly spanked by the Shaido, she also got tied up naked to a table and put on display. This was done by the same people who also decided Galina wasn't allowed to wear clothes for a few weeks because she'd been misbehaving.
          People always bring up Jordan's BDSM fetish, but they often don't notice that he's also a connoisseur of ENF.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's true, she almost fricking dies when the Shaido drag her naked through a blizzard and she passes out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She basically does nothing and everything goes well for her.

      Oh, and she forgets that she overheard talks of an invasion of her capital city and just lets it get ransacked by trollocks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget the frickup that killed 1/3 of her army

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't nynaeve do everything because she's actually competent?
      even the books are moronic with nynaeve, she's meant to be unable to channel unless angry, but being a turbo b***h she can make herself angry at the drop of a hat so it's barely an inconvenience through the whole fricking series

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop making WoT threads, this show needs to die and be forgotten so i can enjoy the comfy books again without the black stain on its legacy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you're going through, Foundation bookgays have it 1000x worse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Foundation went to shit after sentient planet entered the story

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They negrified my favorite female character in fiction anon...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least we can have conversations about the books in these shit threads. Reddit WOT has been slowly taken over by Amazon bots

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not seen the show, and don't ever intend to
    Now someone tell me if the Wheel of Time books are worth reading

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They go on forever and ever and ever and ever . . . read The Book of the Sun instead so you can have an actual powerful, memorable experience you can complete in decent amount of time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Book of the New Sun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        first couple are alright then they just drag on forever with nothing really happening

        If you don’t want to read a copy of LOTR and Dune mashed together for the first couple of books only for things to drag in damsel in distress and journey/political plots in the middle of the series with them culminating in 3 books worth of a ok to moderately good ending don’t bother. I’d only recommend it to people who time on their hands, fantasy genre completionists, and people who want to write.

        Alright then, I'll go for the Book of the New Sun instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      first couple are alright then they just drag on forever with nothing really happening

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don’t want to read a copy of LOTR and Dune mashed together for the first couple of books only for things to drag in damsel in distress and journey/political plots in the middle of the series with them culminating in 3 books worth of a ok to moderately good ending don’t bother. I’d only recommend it to people who time on their hands, fantasy genre completionists, and people who want to write.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why people who want to write? Wouldn't they be better off with better models, or something?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a copy of LOTR
        Anyone who says this has never read WoT and is just regurgitating what they heard someone else say who also never read it. The similarities to LotR are extremely superficial and only last for the first half of book 1 or so.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like reading about women getting spanked? Because Jordan had a fetish he did nothing to disguise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jorden wrote about spanking and women's clothing the way GRR Martin writes about food.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first book is a homage to Tolkien and is rather simplistic in comparison to the ones that follow. The second book kicks things into overdrive by comparison and sets the stage for the rest of the series in terms of complexity with the third and fourth providing somewhat of a stable model for the books going forwards ( specifically really nailing down the character of Rand and all of the political backbiting and intrigue of a world with a Dragon Reborn ). Though I feel pretty much all of the books have a unique character of their own with specific and complex storylines, while also managing to continue to expand the various threads and plotlines from previous books weaving them together with prose that makes it feel like true epic fantasy that rewards your attention and dedication to detail. WoT has some of the best worldbuilding in fiction imo and even the smallest details are remembered and weaved into the story at various points ). Makes for endless re-readability

      I know a lot of people say that the middle section of the series can drag, but for me the vast majority of the middle is my favorite part of the series by far. The run of Fires of Heaven, Lords of Chaos, Crown of Swords ( 5-7 ) is just peak fiction for me, and honestly, I don't have much of a bone to pick with any of the books starting with Great Hunt ( 2 ) going all the way up through to Path of Daggers ( 8 ). That's a streak of 7 nearly 1,000 page novels where I find the vast majority of the content to be well written and engaging. Admittedly, some perspectives and storylines were more interesting than others, but so much variety was provided, I think you can very reasonably say that there's something there for everybody

      1/2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find that every fresh read of the series feels like a new experience because of how many new connections I make and how that increases my understanding and appreciation for everything else that new detail affects down the line. The real slog I've found hits once you get to Winter's Heart ( 9 ) and continues on into Crossroads of Twilight ( 10 ). Knife of Dreams ( 11 ) was a solid return to form and managed to steer the story back on track after it had been meandering

        TL;DR: Read The Great Hunt if you didn't end up enjoying Eye of the World all that much. If you're at all predisposed to the kind of complex interwoven narrative Jordan refines in the second book, you can't afford to potentially deprive yourself of the experience imo

        2/2

        even winters heart has the best climax since 6, its only CoT that is the real slog

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, totally. I'm not a big fan of the Perrin/Faile storyline but cleansing Saidin is one of my top moments in the series up there with Dumai's Well

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked the stuff with Perrin and Faile, shame he's like a giant English man and not a giant French or Italian, frankly she needs correction and wants it too.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but she abuses Perrin constantly in order to get him to give her the punishment she knew she deserved. Big lug didn't deserve it and it got old fast since it went on for several books. Same for the constant Baerlon flirting shit and Faile's insecurity about it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not all her fault, the whole female part of her family is like power masochists, she just needed a good spanking and dicking. But alas he's British and the British reproduce by budding caused by their hatred of the Irish. You are right that it went on too long.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >

            I find that every fresh read of the series feels like a new experience because of how many new connections I make and how that increases my understanding and appreciation for everything else that new detail affects down the line. The real slog I've found hits once you get to Winter's Heart ( 9 ) and continues on into Crossroads of Twilight ( 10 ). Knife of Dreams ( 11 ) was a solid return to form and managed to steer the story back on track after it had been meandering

            TL;DR: Read The Great Hunt if you didn't end up enjoying Eye of the World all that much. If you're at all predisposed to the kind of complex interwoven narrative Jordan refines in the second book, you can't afford to potentially deprive yourself of the experience imo

            2/2
            >even winters heart has the best climax since 6, its only CoT that is the real slog
            Honestly its so frustrating. There are so goddamn many kino's in the fricking books and everytime Rafe walks up to one he just turns around and shoves the dildo in his ass and starts sucking his thumb and casting 50 year old hags.

            I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The first book is a homage to Tolkien
        That's an over simplification. Robert Jordan said in an interview, that he wanted to do a different take on the whole prophesy thing. He said that typically people hear a prophesy and then they all team up to see it through, all agreeable and everything. But he figured that there would be a lot more self interest involved. So he wrote a story where despite the prophesies, people remained self interested. That's why everyone is so stubborn.

        Also, he wanted to do a different take on the old wise man coming to a country village and convincing them to go on an adventure and everyone agrees easily. He said that in his experience growing up in the country, the people would be more like to nod and offer to buy a beer, and then when you're distracted, escape through the back of the bar. Basically, they'd be nice to your face, but avoid going along with your crazy stories.

        So yeah, he was inspired by LotR. But he was inspired to do a unique take on LotR. He wasn't just copying.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        even winters heart has the best climax since 6, its only CoT that is the real slog

        Lords of Chaos is a horrific slog where nothing happens until the very end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find that every fresh read of the series feels like a new experience because of how many new connections I make and how that increases my understanding and appreciation for everything else that new detail affects down the line. The real slog I've found hits once you get to Winter's Heart ( 9 ) and continues on into Crossroads of Twilight ( 10 ). Knife of Dreams ( 11 ) was a solid return to form and managed to steer the story back on track after it had been meandering

      TL;DR: Read The Great Hunt if you didn't end up enjoying Eye of the World all that much. If you're at all predisposed to the kind of complex interwoven narrative Jordan refines in the second book, you can't afford to potentially deprive yourself of the experience imo

      2/2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It starts as a fantasy adventure series and then turns into a harem power fantasy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was only good because there weren't any other options back then for men that want harem fantasies.
      Today Harem fiction is a huge genre with infinite options.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like being bored? Well I've got the books for you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first two books are amazing but turn out to be a big setup for nothing. I endured until book #7, and when I realized I was constantly led on yet nothing every pays off I ditched the series. I can't fathom reading it multiple times, it's just painfully bad. Characters, artifacts, and powers get mentioned and used ONCE and then forgotten entirely. Horn of Valere is the perfect example.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just read Mushoku Tensei instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just go read this objectively bad trash because there's an anime of it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the length, detail, and word complexity used by people replying to you. Use that to estimate their general IQ, then compare the assumed IQs of positive and negative opinions

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOMMY MOMMY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rand pretending he'd rather molegwene over lanfear
      the most unrealistic part of this show

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Casting I can't disagree with.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick that jaw, I didn't know they were casting the nutcracker.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you really understand the level of jawgame this shit is on

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah that is a crazy skull

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed. Casting I can't disagree with.

              Imagine the sons she'll make with you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The eggs have already gone bad

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit, Woody Harrelson transitioned?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best acting in the show was his face and hand gesture when she was like “why don’t you trust me” and he is tied to the wheel

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the idea I'm getting is that Wheel of Time is like Zelazny's Amber, except 10x longer and more in keeping with the old fantasy feel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically messianic fantasy but this time the messiah is also the antichrist who goes literally insane and has to somehow prepare the entire world for armageddon while they'd rather just play petty politics instead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        geez, this is the most accurate synopsis of this series I've ever read.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They share some DNA (in the setting porn and women porn to a lesser degree in Zelanzy) but the setting is leagues apart. Mythological yes, overall no. And Amber had like 10 books didn't it?

      >Anyone ready for Amber Diceless Kino's?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHIEEEEEEEEEET

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wish death to the creators and actors, but instead like chronic, messy diarrhea, like the kind you need a shower to get fully clean.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      apart from Rosamund who is complicit and deserves horrible things to happen to her, the rest of the actors are just kids who are doing their best with the shit being served to them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess that's fair, well she deserves to have their share of the diarrhea.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes she does also an outbreak of boils and some kind of serious skin rash wouldn't be undeserved

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't go that far, severe acne, and really bad poison ivy rash that itches twice as bad as the real thing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok well Rafe is still getting the boils

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair, maybe that thing from Green Mile where it hurts when you pee, and no magical Black to cure it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                gall stones, ok so posion ivy rash and ache for Pike, Boils and gall stones for Rafe and explosive diarrhea all around, glad we've got this sorted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Rafe will probably get them anyway, after participating in the next super spreader pride event in the Canary Islands.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do any shows even have white males in them anymore?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that got me interested in the GOT books is that they're actually magic post-post apocalyptic scifi

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A SPECIAL POWER!? OH HECK I'M HYPPPPPED

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i hope rand blows up the horny ajah's gay warders holy frick every scene with them is awful and pointless

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone gets into the books, I'd really recommend considering maybe taking a break after the part where all those Aiel get turned into salsa, because for the next several books it's mostly mean girls bullshit with like different b***hy women being huge b***hes to each other.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also since it's been at least a year and these threads are shit anyway, I think if I was going to collar Moghedien, she really deserves it and she'd probably sound really cute spanking her. Plus she's a huge coward and wouldn't find a way to manipulate you unlike the other one.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >siuan skips the entire season
    >comes back at the end to unshield moiraine with 14 other aes sedai in a powerful girl moment
    strong powerful and brave!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not shielded she's severed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we shall see

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we shall see

        It's not like the people making the show know the difference or remember which one she is supposed to be. If they want an epic girlboss scene where she gets Healed they will have it, they demonstrably don't give a shit about consistency.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my only other thought is that they'll join with rand and he'll do it for some reason but that's even more moronic

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking for even a second that this shitshow would let Rand do anything cool or heroic
            Lol. They will only take his moments away from him and give them to the girls, no fricking way they'll let him do anything himself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is supposed to be the mystery box for the season but no one cares because show gays don't know any better and bookgays know better. Lan can't be bonded if she's severed and lan's still something so.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >siuan skips the entire season
        >comes back at the end to unshield moiraine with 14 other aes sedai in a powerful girl moment
        strong powerful and brave!!!

        This is supposed to be the mystery box for the season but no one cares because show gays don't know any better and bookgays know better. Lan can't be bonded if she's severed and lan's still something so.

        I dont think she is severed. They used the same animation for the when they shielded Logain. It would make sense she wouldnt realize she was shielded because Ishamel used Saidin...but they have never addressed Saidin in the show. Having Morianne be severed just makes all the problems with the show worse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a stupid mystery box. Even shielded people know they are shielded as apposed to severed, re rand in the box. You can feel Saidar and Saidin before you can ever embrace it (which makes sense). Stupid fricking writing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man Rand breaking out of the box was fricking kino.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honesty, rand gets so many good story beats even in the early books.

              >Narg
              >Rand and the Whitecloaks in Baerlon
              >His power use against the first dark friend
              >Rand and Lan Kinos
              >branding Kinos
              >Matt staff fighting the princes Kinos
              >The hunt for the horn Kinos
              >Rand being called to flame
              >Horn being blown Kinos
              >Dream Kinos
              >being run thru with staff Kinos
              But no, we needed to watch Hags jilling each other off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite moment will probably be the "Ashammon KILL" part. Especially listening to the audiobook.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >audio books in general
                Cringe.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like the audiobook, I've read and listened to both.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've read
                You haven't.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I have. Don't be stupid.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he tells others not to be stupid
                >listens to audiobooks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already told you I like both, I've read and listened up to like book 8 before the mean girls shit was too much.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've never read the books. I don't know why you keep pretending you have.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying to hard.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should try harder and actually read a book.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mean girls shit? Wtf are you talking about

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Around book 8 is when it starts to slow down a lot and half the book is mostly b***h Aei Sedai arguing and tugging on their braids and adjusting their skirts, it drove me a little crazy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my opinion though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a brave opinion that no one else shares!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You in a bad mood friend, everything going okay? Wanna talk about it?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not utilizing drive time to listen to a book
                cringe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too, Veins of gold, the clensing of the source, His stint as Darth Rand against the Seanchan, Rands fight with Semirhage and the aftermath, Bae firing Graendal, Honestly I would have started the series at the fields or maybe at the fall of tear. Leave the worst of the farmboy origin for flashbacks and go from there. But what do I know.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of my favorite scenes, even though its super cheesy is when Rand rescues Itrualde, and solos a massive army. "He raised his hand, and they started to die." I love the imagery of that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Rand even have the most PoV chapters? Wheel of Time is much more of an ensemble storyline right?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                His POV chapters are kinda light compared to the girls and maybe Perrin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                His POV chapters are kinda light compared to the girls and maybe Perrin.

                Probably not from his POV...though he is often shown through someone else's POV. If I had to guess Egwene likely has the most POV chapters, but it could be Mat. There are big stretches where its only Mat

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Egwene gets a bunch, Elayne does as well, I don't actually remember if we ever got any from Aviendha

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is a few from Aviendha but not that many

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found this

                https://library.tarvalon.net/index.php?title=List_of_Point_of_View_Characters

                It also has a link to switch it to POV for each chapter of every book.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://wot.fandom.com/wiki/Statistical_analysis

                this is probably a better link, it has a series breakdown and Rand has the most with 256 POV chapters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The lady Elayne has a lot of chapters wow! Even though we just got to meet her this season. Why don't Lan and Moiraine have more if they are such main characters?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats only chapters from their point of view. They are onscreen a lot, just from another's point of view

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't, they're absent for entire books

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mat having less POV than Egwene is a travesty

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed it is. A lot can be said about how the show is fricking things up. Love or hate Jordan and his writing but he sets up a very detailed and consistent world. When you do what the show does, and try to cherry pick, change, or outright invent new things, it wont work within the established world. Tackling something like wheel of time was not a good decision, but trying to deviate from the source is an even worse one.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think they're treating saidin and saidar existing as some sort of big reveal for no fricking reason. like an ancient secret kept by the white tower

          [...]
          >Calls her "poogwene", an Indian insult
          >Calls her face "rama-rama" another Indian insult
          >Posts a video of aboriginals
          >Calls her the ugliest people possible.
          You're trying way to hard to hate. You're just saying anything, whether it makes sense or not. That's childish.

          rama rama is an aboriginal thing meaning stupid or something. they use it on marketing campaigns to try and convince aboriginals to stop drinking and sniffing petrol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >saidin and saidar existing
            Wait, did they backpedal on there not being seperate male and female halves of the power?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              like i said, i think they're holding it as a "big reveal"

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to every scene where Egwene was collared, would have only been hotter if it was a dude controlling her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the suldam got the lesbian bdsm part of it right with the way she said good girl that's for sure but i don't know how you can even get hard with egwene on the screen

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Egwene is a brat that needs correction. God we'll never get another author as cultured, the amount of bdsm stuff in WOT was quite a bit, but still tasteful.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also I've never watched the show and only read the books so Egwene is a hot little brunette in my head and not the creatura she is in the show.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh in the book, yeah that was good stuff. it was way more lesbo-y

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The books do the domination submission thing really well, pretty hot tbh. Jordan had excellent taste. The part with Faile was pretty hot, I wish I had an aggressive tigress sub wife.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i know about this show are the MEN BROS??? threads

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen nothing of the show. why is Nynaeve a nigress and Egwene a pajeeta?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people making it hate the series and everyone who liked it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Shaitan is real and his ~~*servants*~~ are loose in our world already.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom starting watching this and loves it lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ur mum's a poofter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell your mom shes a homosexual

        Will do kek she's a sweet old lady pls no bully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell your mom shes a homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take it she's a fossil so blackpill her slowly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's not dumb, just has terrible taste in media

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's brainwashed if she's enjoying blatant goyslõp like this mines was watching it too but dropped it because of all the brown people thanks to my blackpills

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most women are aware/blackpilled but just don't care about their part in the degradation of society. That's most women though, I've gotten my mom to Boycott target but she still shops at B&N, I'm never going to get her to apply her values universally but I can turn her against the worst offenders

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not give her some of the books for chrimbus

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually a good idea

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did that for a friend last who learned about the books through the show even though I KNEW Amazon would use those sales as fodder for clickbait articles that the show was helping sales ( never fricking needed help, sold 90 million+ copies prior to the show and was about to head over the 100 million+ line anyways, which is probably why they made the series when they did, so they could claim credit for that milestone )

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which is probably why they made the series when they did, so they could claim credit for that milestone
          yeah wouldn't surprise me if they set the air date close to their projections for 100m sold
          i'm getting my dad the three body books for christmas this year so he can be a hipster with his old man scifi friends and say he read it before the netflix show came out

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shill threads

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Egwene Jordan would've cast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste, very spankable.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuk dis show. where's my willow season 2. I care more about that hot evil elora

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like where's your Willow season 1 😛

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        Midgebros...

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH MIN SEX WITH MIN SEX WITH MIN SEX WITH MIN PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT! URRRRRRGH!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is she would know if you are going to get her pregnant to give you your best performance
      >And she would lie each time and say it was destiny.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Min is cute and sexy, I'd make it her destiny, it's a shame that Rand didn't put 30 in her. Though he did survive so maybe we just didn't get to see it.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets laugh at WoT 5&6 is finally up btw

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      coul the idiot making these pay attention to the character names, they clearly have no fricking idea what they are doing, its lazy as frick, i.e contrasting RJ's Fain to the shows one, seems obvious, also wtf is bornhald their?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        to make sure everyone knows that the only proper casting is the grand wizard of the Children of Light.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah ok that actually makes sense, still Rand is properly cast and so was s1 matt, its what they are doing with them thats so fricked

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What special power does elayne have?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can make ter'angreal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the books? She figures out how to make ter'angreal. In the show? Who the frick knows, it's not like the people making this shitshow give a frick.

        sounds like an asspull to find a way to keep the mogged one leashed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          she can make them she can't really understand them thats Avi's thing, so it doesn't make sense anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the books? She figures out how to make ter'angreal. In the show? Who the frick knows, it's not like the people making this shitshow give a frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo ho ho she took a bite of gum gum

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She did not. Gumgum is from one piece and Elayne is from wheel of time. Is it possible there's another breaking of the world type event and Odas world is the next age of Randland? Sure, someone could make that argument. The mysterious D, the celestial dragons could all be references to Rand but it's highly unlikely and therefore you are wrong.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd give Elayne the mysterious D.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm disappointed anon
            >But Elayne could suck on my Dee Dee Fruit whenever she wanted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can make magic relics
      She can also make a reverse version of balefire iirc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > She can also make a reverse version of balefire iirc
        Thats the best character in the books (Egwene)

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to see the next episode and watch Lan cry and get lectured by two homosexualS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it will stop at lecturing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it will stop at lecturing.

      I hope they make Lan take part in the homosexual orgy. I want to see the shills squirm trying to defend this shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll simply say he did in the books when he was a warder for that other aes sedai before egwene found him. That scene is gay orgy coded bro don't be a bigot. RJ would have written it this way if he were alive today.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the scene where he was being brutally and relentlessly raped via compulsion? There's no way anyone on the writing staff A) got that far into the books or B) Would be okay with that. There's just no way they'll say it's okay to rape lan. I refuse anyone except Rigney would do such a thing.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this a show for women? Why are we talking about it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the books was for men.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because we hate it we really really fricking hate it on a visceral level

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amazons the wheel of time

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if i´m wrong but shouldn´t this show be about Rand, you know, the literal chosen one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's white and male, anon. Y'know.. toxic. Entitled. A Disease that must be Abolished. PROBLEMATIC.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were supposed to outgrow this phase like 5 years ago anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? homosexuals like you haven't changed their tune.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          out grow what phase? the one where you pick out homosexuals like you? when would you ever "grow out" of identifying dangerous pedophiliac predators?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They will when you do

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Giga walled Rosamund Pike
    >homosexual lesbian shit
    >Blacks
    Thanks but No Thanks

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is watching this shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of anons judging by the number of threads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the same handful of turbocucked tourists doing it over and over, and the same 60 people dropping by to tell OP how much of a homosexual he is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit! We fricking LOVE this show and we demand you make it a success!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the books are talked about more than the show in these threads, for good reason

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EGG WHEN
    >LOCAL AREA NETWORK FEAR
    >LORRAINE

    how can anyone take this show seriously...

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't and won't watch this show, but shitposting about it is some of the most fun I've ever had on Cinemaphile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked and correct. Its a low key way to talk about WoT in /tv and laugh at the absolute state of moronation of modern film making

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone tell me how season 1 ended? it was so forgettable but i think one of the last things was them stepping into the portal and leaving mat behind

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one here watches the show, we just discuss the books and unite in hatred of nu-hollywoods latest abortion of an adaption

      death to rafe judkins.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever watched this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not one second.
      It's not like they put any nudity in it or anything, either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad watched like 10 minutes of it because he scrolling through Amazon prime and thought it was dog shit, couldn't really articulate why, but he's a mega normie and he could just tell.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Fippity Bippity

    omg I was someone post this earlier, and it's everything!

    Moiraine the awkward giant who is actually making things worst until she realizes she needs to let go and accept.
    >this fricking homosexual cartoonist gets the series better then rafe.

    >Moraine is the main character
    Should we tell the showrunners that's not really the case in the books?

    If those Showrunners could read this would really hurt their feelings.

    >elayne can tell the function of ter'angreal by touching or studying them
    No. Avi is the one who can tell the function of ter'angreal, Elayne is the one who figures out how to MAKE them.

    That's the funny thing is that most characters have a special of three, Aviendha's canonly better trained then the aes sedai and her and nynaeve both 'randomly' learn weaves like crazy. Elayne's terangeral thing is actually kind of piddly (useful but Piddly).

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you spend a lot of time and effort talking about show you hate and don't watch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this thread is mostly for the books and discussing which girl is the most spankable or has the best tasting breast milk, you can join in.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ran out of energy to keep watching last episode. Now I'm just here to talk shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You spend an awful lot of time shilling a terrible show.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poogwene's rama-rama face

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick ahahahahahahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she is so fricking ugly. No amount of makeup or cgi could ever make her appealing. It's like they intentionally picked the ugliest people possible.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's not ugly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she is so fricking ugly. No amount of makeup or cgi could ever make her appealing. It's like they intentionally picked the ugliest people possible.

      >Calls her "poogwene", an Indian insult
      >Calls her face "rama-rama" another Indian insult
      >Posts a video of aboriginals
      >Calls her the ugliest people possible.
      You're trying way to hard to hate. You're just saying anything, whether it makes sense or not. That's childish.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine simping for a girl from such a shit show.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You misunderstand. I called her Poogwene because her skin is the colour of poo, her rama-rama because the Aboriginal music video and I posted the music vid because she's half Aboriginal and it's funny that they had to go out of their way to tell Abos that they shouldn't huff petrol.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faile is cute, in the books I mean.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

    What?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even finish the first episode of this gay ass show.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many of the Tower's unidentified ter'angreal are actually mastubatory devices.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mastubatory devices and like Dreamcasts that actually cast you in a dream for a video game? Probably like 90% of them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shit the Aes Sedai use for their trials is almost definitely video games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          iirc one of the companion books said that the torture chair the aes sedai use is actually a vr console but since the aes sedai use it incorrectly it only conjures horrific images

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too much to ask for women to be tech literate even in a fictional setting.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogs deserves some correction bratty adult!

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What special power? She was just a crazy b***h pretty much the entire series. Rand will wind up with three women that nobody else wants. So it's pretty much accurate to how most poly couples actually are.

    When you can't find quality, might as well go for quantity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She rediscovers how to make ter'angreal but no one else manages it so it's her special power
      >that nobody else wants
      Based moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw shit, I remember that now. She's the go-to source for knock-off dreaming rings after this, isn't she?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is her power sexual in nature? Like it sounds like she has Bi tendencies because she is always ogling women with large chests, and she looks like she would have no problem going down on a woman.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know there was already a Wheel thread because you didn't tag it right senpai! tbh how excited are you for the new Wheel of Time Season 2 Episode 7 when it drops? I never read the books but I have lots of questions!

    How strong is Nynaeve actually? Is she stronger than Rand even? It appears that way because of all the things she has done!
    Is Elayne kind of Bi in the books as well? It looks like her and Egwene are getting along really well!
    Is Lanfear really stronger than Ismael? We haven't seen her do much so far but they seemed really scared of her!
    Can someone explain the "Darkness" in Mat? Is it because of like his gambling addiction?
    Is Perrin gay in the books? It seems like they are kind of implying that.
    What can Rand actually do as the "Dragon"? So far he really hasn't done anything, he doesn't seem all that tough to be honest.
    Where is the city that Moiraine and Rand are at vs like where the Ogre dude and Perrin and that whole crew went? Like how far away are they?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's is supposed to one of the strongest in the world, Jordan autistically ranked everyone.
      Elayne loves the wiener.
      No.
      BS for the show
      No. He likes women.
      Break the fricking world, you were supposed to see him single handledly take down a fricking army at the end of season 1, to demonstrate to you what those powers might be like, but they gave it to Egwene instead.
      show geography doesn't exist.

      Hope that makes sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What can Rand actually do as the "Dragon"? So far he really hasn't done anything, he doesn't seem all that tough to be honest.
      the very kino and important prologue from the book which still hasn't been shown is the dragon lews therin channeling enough power to annihilate himself and busting a hole so deep into the earth in the process it forms a massive volcano
      we saw a little bit of his potential when he was channeling with logain but that's merely the surface of his power
      hopefully next episode rand finally gets to do some shit with the power

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon lews therin
        You mean the dragon reborn right? There have been many dragons they said.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but the writers are moronic. the soul of the champion of the light has been reborn many times but there is only one dragon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a dragon in every age.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              no lews therin is the dragon. he's the reincarnation of the champion of light who appears in every age but the dragon is his title alone

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. There's a dragon in every age.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. There is not. The Dragon is only spun out as the Dragon when a confrontation with the Dark One is necessary (2nd and 3rd Ages). In other Ages, where the Champion is not needed, the Wheel spins the Dragon out as a regular Hero of the Horn, or not at all.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There have only been 3 ages, the first age that we know little about, Lews Therin, and Rand.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There have been more than that, but those three are the only ones there is any record/memory of. First age is basically myth at this point, so it would make sense than anything before that is just lost.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So its your head fan fiction

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The length of time from one variation of an Age to its next variation is long enough to completely erase all memory and records of the previous Age.

                https://wot.fandom.com/wiki/Age

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been said multiple times that ages have come and gone infinitely. Samiel talks to Lews Therin about interacting with him in previous ages.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The wheel turns. There are seven ages, and they go around. Once you hit seven, it turns back to one again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's implied that real history is somehow part of this.
                In the museum in Tanchico there's an item that has an aura of extreme ancientness (to Nynaeve, who is sensing this in the dream world when she first sees it), but as described is clearly the hood ornament of Mercedes.
                Jordan likes to have these little hints, mostly for amusement rather than because they have any major effect on the story. Some of the ancient tales told by Thom Merrilin seem to be references to the Cold War or the British Empire, for example.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                First Age before Age of Legends is implied to be our current time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's implied that the first age is our RL timeline. there are artifacts from then which include a Mercedes hood ornament.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, but there's a dragon in every age

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no their isn't, plus the title is champion of light, The Dragon was a special monkier given to Lews

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. There isn't "a dragon", there's only "the Dragon", which refers to LTT specifically.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Lews Therin intro is brilliant and one of the best hooks I ever read
        The moment that wasn't the first thing I saw is the moment I knew the show would be shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I smell a shilling rat in this post.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey you young Millennial Frick! Why are you fricking doing this?

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People watch this homosexual shit? Fricking have a nice day ahahaha have a nice day moron

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, autists from this board are the only beings giving a shit about this shitty show.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this basically the Forsaken?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      graendalchads, we eating good

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalalal

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares, no one is watching this, it’s even less popular than RoP(e)

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how much you shill this I will never watch it.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like everyone is having a lot of sex in the show. Is that how it is in the books too? Rand has already fricked 3 girls. Like all the main characters are confirmed to have already had sex, except maybe Perrin LOL, it sounds like they setting him up to be gay. His wife seemed like a beard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really...not until at around midway through do characters really start having sex. When they do its mostly heavily implied or off screen.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hype is for normies. Go back now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quoting RLM
      ngmi

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The three hottest things out there right now are Wheel of Time, the new season of Love is Blind, and some bullshit Manga that just killed off some character that pissed everyone off I guess.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the first season of this show, have zero recollection of it.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have never heard anyone talk about this or lord of the rangs disaster

    just leave and save yourself the embarassment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats because your a tourist we will discuss this train wreck as we will discuss the upcoming rangz train wreck same as we did last year, also we've had wot threads since long before this shitshow was even announced

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no thicc forsaken gf

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Dragon is the title for the male champion of the Light against the Dark One, and is always the reincarnation of a single particular soul. He is reborn in the Age of Legends and again in the Third Age (and equivalents along the Wheel) to combat the Shadow. It is unknown if he is born again in a similar repeating pattern in other Ages.

    https://wot.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that needs to be fixed its wrong, the only reason people call rand the dragon reborn is because everyone remembers The Dragon that broke the world, the Champion before Lews was unknown in the AoL and would've been called something else all together, they had no knowledge of the DO or the Champion or any of that before Lanfear created the bore, just because a wiki says it doesn't mean its right

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wasnt being argumentative but just pointing out information. The wiki link itself mentions there are contradictions. We really only have information about about Ages, 1(barely), 2, 3, but there are a total of 7. The 4th age starts at the end of the series. It is truly unknown what happens in the other Ages.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Dragon is the title
          thats just not true, the wiki is flat out wrong

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they probably have people "correcting" the wiki to align with the show

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              agreed

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This made me irrationally angry. I'm going to take a walk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Dragon is the title for the male champion of the Light against the Dark One, and is always the reincarnation of a single particular soul. He is reborn in the Age of Legends and again in the Third Age (and equivalents along the Wheel) to combat the Shadow. It is unknown if he is born again in a similar repeating pattern in other Ages.

        https://wot.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon

        I wasnt being argumentative but just pointing out information. The wiki link itself mentions there are contradictions. We really only have information about about Ages, 1(barely), 2, 3, but there are a total of 7. The 4th age starts at the end of the series. It is truly unknown what happens in the other Ages.

        Calling lews Therin the Dragon Reborn changes nothing about the lore.

        Arguments only, please. I'm going to ignore empty calorie responses.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it completely changes the lore how could you think otherwise? the age before the AoL is our age and we don't have a fricking dragon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the age before the AoL is our age
            Where did you get that idea? The AoL had technology that could be interpreted as magi-tech. And that tech could be interpreted as stemming from modern day. However, it is not known that the age before is our age. As humans often find similar solutions to similar problems. There are only so many ways to make a care. There are only so many ways to construct a building. Similar sounding technology doesn't necessarily mean our current technology. You're trying to guess at a world that existed before the AoL, and we have no real proof of it.

            >and we don't have a fricking dragon
            Even if it could be argued that our age is the one that precedes the AoL, not every age *requires* the dragon to be reborn. It could easily be that our age knew of a dragon, but never got one. Or, it could be that our age got a dragon, except he was low-key and didn't do much to make himself noticed. Or, it could be that the AoL learned about the dragon reborn through reading remnants of text left over from the age prior to ours. Who says they only have to look one age back? You are attempting to look two ages back. You don't think they would look two ages back as well?

            What's-his-name in the prologue. He tells Lews Therin that they fought the battle a thousand times. A thousand times a thousand. And while he is being a bit dramatic, It's the truth in a sense. He's aware that they two spun out of the wheel in different incarnations, and fought each other time and time again. The legend of a man, who the people named "dragon" being reborn. Well logically, if he's the Dragon, then the previous incarnations would also be called the Dragon.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where did you get that idea?
              the AoL began with the discovery of the Source, before that it was our age we know this because of stories of the cold war, the uk and of course a FRICKING MERCEDES, you moron look its reall simple I'll let RJ explain

              Pam Basham

              Regarding the Dragon and the Dragon Reborn (and Graendal's thoughts about Ishamael's musings):

              "Is this soul born in any other Age, or only at the advent and (theoretically, of course) the closing of the Third Age, as the Dragon/the Dragon Reborn?"
              Robert Jordan
              This soul is one of the Heroes, and bound to the Wheel, spun out as the Pattern wills. "It" is born in other Ages, but in a non-Dragon incarnation, to suit the pattern of that Age.

              https://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=86

              ok once again in case your selective memory caused you to miss it
              >This soul is one of the Heroes, and bound to the Wheel, spun out as the Pattern wills. "It" is born in other Ages, but in a non-Dragon incarnation, to suit the pattern of that Age.
              >"It" is born in other Ages, but in a non-Dragon incarnation, to suit the pattern of that Age.
              >but in a non-Dragon incarnation, to suit the pattern of that Age.
              >but in a non-Dragon incarnation
              >non-Dragon incarnation
              now shut the frick up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                So that implies that the soul comes back as a Dragon when it suits the age. Therefore, a Dragon existed in an age before our age. Why? Because it suited the pattern of that previous age. So like I said, if you're smart enough to look 2 ages back for information, then why do you assume that the people in the story aren't smart enough to do the same? They too would know of this dragon figure who gets reborn periodically.

                >What's-his-name in the prologue
                >What's-his-name
                jfc just shut the frick up, you know nothing

                lol, triggered. That was bait.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are a moron, shut the frick up we are using facts as known you are making up headcanon to try for some unknown reason to justify this shit show

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are 7 ages. 1 is theorically our age based on a few stories, 2 is Age of Legends, 3 in main story, 4 is starting at the end. 5, 6, and 7 we no absolutely nothing about...and we dont know anything about any other turnings.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What's-his-name in the prologue
              >What's-his-name
              jfc just shut the frick up, you know nothing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where did you get that idea?
              From Thom's stories of the first age, which reference people that Jordan confirmed are real world people. Not even going to read the rest of your post.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He's aware that they two spun out of the wheel in different incarnations, and fought each other time and time again
              this, even Birgitte has a similar story about how she is weaved out of the pattern at different times but she never knew she was Birgitte and even went by different names but was always the same hero with a braid, bow and meeting Gaidal Cain. She hears the legends of that time have warped and evolved over time to have her named her as Birgitte. It's only different for her in the books as she says she was ripped from the pattern knowing who she was instead of being spun out to start a life afresh.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                >to suit the pattern of that Age
                So that implies that the soul comes back as a Dragon when it suits the age. Therefore, a Dragon existed in an age before our age. Why? Because it suited the pattern of that previous age. So like I said, if you're smart enough to look 2 ages back for information, then why do you assume that the people in the story aren't smart enough to do the same? They too would know of this dragon figure who gets reborn periodically.

                [...]
                lol, triggered. That was bait.

                we are not saying he isn't spun out of course he is the name of the Soul is The Champion of Light, during the AoL that soul got the title Dragon stop trying to use mental gymnastics to justify the utter moronation of Lews being called Reborn

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >utter moronation of Lews being called Reborn
                oh I'm not arguing that point. That would be moronic. Lews was the original dragon and the first to use the name, then caused such a huge calamity in the breaking that the next to be spun out inherited the name as the dragon reborn out of fear of what his past iteration did. That's how I interpreted it at least.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats right and this started by the idiot anon (you) saying calling LTT reborn isn't lore breaking, it absolutely is

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't the anon saying that it wasn't lore breaking. I am. And I remain unconvinced. You guys have all made great arguments for why the information is technically incorrect. But that doesn't explain how it breaks the lore.

                Think about it like this: Does this technical change alter any of the character's motivations? No.
                Does this technical change alter any of character's perceptions of one another? Like say, would people be more or less afraid of the dragon reborn because Lews Therin had the same title? No. They would still have the same perception.
                So what does this change? Nothing. People would still do exactly what they did in the books. Say exactly what they said in the books. Therefore, this change is by all practical measures: meaningless

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                because that means the AoL has knowlage of the past ages which completely breaks the lore because if they knew then they knew about the DO and Lanfear woudn't have made the bore, since ya know they knew about it, this completely and irrevicobbly changes the motivations of Lews and Lanfear and everyone else from AoL who are still active in Age 3, so ya its a pretty big fricking deal, just like Egwene healing nye from being burnt out last season is a massive world breaking frick up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if they knew then they knew about the DO and Lanfear woudn't have made the bore
                Why was the Bore made again? This time I'm not trolling. I really forgot.
                Wasn't Lanfear just over ambitious?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they discovered another power that was unisex and wanted to access it....turns out that was a bad idea.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes she found a new source of power that seemed to be at least equal maybe even stronger then the OP, after she drilled the bore to get at it they had the oh shit we dun fricked up realization of what they had done

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they discovered another power that was unisex and wanted to access it....turns out that was a bad idea.

                oh ok. Well in that case, that still doesn't necessarily change the lore significantly. Because they can know bits a pieces about the past, while forgetting others. A lot of history could be lost in Age 1. Perhaps stories of the Dragon got preserved. But not stories of the Dark One. Maybe they even conflate the coming of the Dragon with the coming of the Dark One. You see that in Age 3. They give most men who claim to be dragon the title of "false dragon", when they're caught and gentled. Because in their minds, the real dragon is the Dark One's own champion, and will threaten to break the whole world again.

                Now if Age 1 does know anything about the Dragon. The story might be so degraded over time, that they believe the Dragon *is* the Dark One. Or, they might have forgotten the Dark One entirely. And the Dragon is just a great Champion of vaguely great deeds. The pieces of the Dark One's little hidey-hole forgotten.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                see once again massive mental gymnastics that could have been easily avoided by leaving out one single word, not even a line of dialogue just a single word

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not mental gymnastics. It's just having the basic ability to build context for things that are otherwise lacking context. Anyone with half an imagination should be able to do this with ease. When Lews Therin was simply called the Dragon, it didn't make sense why he was. Because dragons aren't real So using a bit of imagination, we can assume that they conceived of a Dragon in the past. And that concept was then attributed to Lew Therin. However, because we know that Age 1 is "our" age(if you want to call it that), then that informs us that the Dragon is indeed fictional. As we just made it the frick up... Or did we? Perhaps in the age preceding our own, Dragons were real. And that's where we got the legends from. Or maybe even those ancient dragons are just interpretations of real men, symbolized by a serpent, and then the serpent is then symbolized by men.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                or just don't call him reborn isn't that so much simpler then all these mental gymnastics? you must be exausted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you must be exausted
                Actually, no. This is as easy to conceive as breathing. It's kind of sad that as much as you committed to memory, you find this all taxing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't watching you jump through a thousand hoops to try and justify this shit made me think you must be getting tired

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The most tiring part is your woolheadedness. Not the rationalization. That part is east

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but I know what i'm talking about and you don't as you say my knowledge of WoT is encyclopedic, your ability to ignore basic facts and the author himself is kinda fascinating in the way a moron whos learned to draw might be

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >woolhead
                frick you call me mudfoot? light knows that is our word, fortune prick me if I don't come over there and give you the rough side of my tongue you bloody light blinded grolm mounting son of a motherless goat, blood and bloody ashes but anyone would think you a dark friend!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                btw, half of what I said was just extrapolating the actual book lore. Have you never thought about the fact that Dragons aren't real, and yet they have the symbol of a Dragon? Where did they get that idea? Likely they got it from the first age. As we tell stories of Dragons in books. But we got those stories from legends thousands of years ago ourselves. The symbol of the dragon seems to slither back through the ages.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've thought about that many times and discussed it many many times for well over a decade now, no definitive conclusion has been reached however the simplest explanation is the word and image came from our era age 1, and the word and image stuck around in age 2

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well age 2 only ended roughly 3000 years prior to the events of the book. And the end of the book begins age 4. Therefore, and age is roughly a few thousand years. Legends of dragons are much older than that in real life. And if real life is age 1, then that means dragons existed in the age prior to ours.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe or more likely its this

                There's no reason to think that dragons were ever real since the cycle of the dragon legend is completed in the series. Aludra creates the legend of dragons by naming her cannons as such. By the time the first age comes around again, the legend of dragons has been distorted into a terrifying fire breathing monster (in theme with the rest of the series). The second age is just future us, so they would remember our legends. A powerful channeler comes forward and starts devasting forces of shadow and the people give him a title that takes after a terrifying monster of legend. Later, a woman invents a terrifying weapon that changes warfare itself and names it after a powerful channeler, etc... you see? Although there's no counting for what happens to the dragon title in the other ages, and it's possible that shit got wacky and real dragons existed, but it isn't necessary for the plot. The cycle (wheel) is complete already based on what the books tell us about myths and legends becoming distorted over time.

                also they might be conflated with to'raken over time the stories become myth myth becomes...well you should know the rest

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've thought about that many times and discussed it many many times for well over a decade now, no definitive conclusion has been reached however the simplest explanation is the word and image came from our era age 1, and the word and image stuck around in age 2

                lowlander
                Are there any dragons (like real dragons (=animals)) in Rand's world? If not where did they get the idea of dragons?
                Robert Jordan
                There are no animal dragons of any kind in this world. The people speak of a man called the Dragon. They know that the banner that has a certain creature on it was the banner of this man and they have taken to calling this creature the dragon. To them it is a simple association with the name of this man.

                https://www.theoryland.com/intvsresults.php?kwt=%27dragons%27

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                from our age, why do you intentionally ignore anything you have no argument for? the word came from age 1

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you just ignore the existence of to'raken?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And are dragons definitely not the same as raken and to'raken?
                Robert Jordan

                Definitely not. Definitely not.
                Harriet McDougal

                Oh that's an interesting question.
                Question

                But, I mean the name [sounds?] the same. . .
                Robert Jordan

                But no, they're definitely not. They're definitely not.
                Harriet McDougal

                They're flying creatures.
                Question

                They're like a dragon image.
                Robert Jordan

                Yeah, I know they are somewhat of a dragon image. But no, they're definitely not.
                Harriet McDougal

                Oh, cool. That's a wonderful thing to have noticed. That's great.
                Robert Jordan

                Although who can say what may be said in the next Age? Remember, things get repeated, things get distorted. And what the next Age believes is true history of a previous Age may not be in any way close to what actually happened. So who knows?
                Question

                So was . . . In the Age of Legends, a dragon was a completely symbolic thing? It did not refer to an actual creature?
                Robert Jordan

                Not to an actual creature. But beyond that, read and find out.
                Question

                Did they have dragons like . . . ?
                Robert Jordan

                No, it was symbolic at that time. There were no dragons flying around in the Age of Legends, no.
                Question

                And did they have [inaudible...]
                Robert Jordan

                They named this man the dragon as a symbol. And his banner was a dragon as a symbol.
                Question

                [inaudible]
                Robert Jordan

                No, that . . . I think you better read and find out. Again, I don't know if I'm going to use it, but I don't want to put out too much.
                Question

                So if you don't use it, after you finish the series, we come back to this question.
                Robert Jordan

                Okay, okay.

                https://www.theoryland.com/intvsresults.php?kwt=%27dragons%27

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no reason to think that dragons were ever real since the cycle of the dragon legend is completed in the series. Aludra creates the legend of dragons by naming her cannons as such. By the time the first age comes around again, the legend of dragons has been distorted into a terrifying fire breathing monster (in theme with the rest of the series). The second age is just future us, so they would remember our legends. A powerful channeler comes forward and starts devasting forces of shadow and the people give him a title that takes after a terrifying monster of legend. Later, a woman invents a terrifying weapon that changes warfare itself and names it after a powerful channeler, etc... you see? Although there's no counting for what happens to the dragon title in the other ages, and it's possible that shit got wacky and real dragons existed, but it isn't necessary for the plot. The cycle (wheel) is complete already based on what the books tell us about myths and legends becoming distorted over time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. And then Lew Therin is the "Dragon Reborn". and it changes nothing about the lore. He could be named after cannons for all we know.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The soul of the champion of light only functions as "The Dragon" during an age where it is necessary. Which as far as we the readers know, is Age 2/3. If no Dragon is required, then the soul is there, but not the Dragon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut the frick up [...]

                This changes nothing. Man gave Lews Therin the title of Dragon.

                >“Betrayer of Hope.” It was a whisper from Lews Therin. Memory stirred, but he turned his head, shying away from it.
                >“So you do remember some things. Yes, Betrayer of Hope. So have men named me, just as they named you Dragon, but unlike you I embrace the name.

                Man can just as easily give people the same time. For example, some characters are so impressed by Birgitte's archery, that they remark how she might very well be Birgitte from legend. The name lingers on man's tongue, and then they give new exceptional people the titles of legends.

                There are 7 ages. 1 is theorically our age based on a few stories, 2 is Age of Legends, 3 in main story, 4 is starting at the end. 5, 6, and 7 we no absolutely nothing about...and we dont know anything about any other turnings.

                On second thought, The first age may resemble our own, but it could just as well be an age that resembles ours. But not exactly *being* ours. You know, because infinite possibilities and all that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dragon not Reborn, the reborn part makes no sense they don't know about the other turnings they don't know about the heroes of the horn, hell before lanfear did a big whoopsy they didn't even know about the DO, just accept it its moronic Rafe is moronic the line is moronic and causes major unnessesay mental gymnastics to try and justify it just like you are doing instead of ya know just calling him The Dragon, they already changed shit by having a
                >tamirlyn seat
                lol that was also Lews except their was no fricking seat, it was the Ring of Tamirlyn given to Lews as the highest ranking Aes Sedai

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                we are not saying he isn't spun out of course he is the name of the Soul is The Champion of Light, during the AoL that soul got the title Dragon stop trying to use mental gymnastics to justify the utter moronation of Lews being called Reborn

                shut the frick up [...]

                Also, why would Lew Therin not embrace a sick-ass name like "Dragon"? Everyone thinks Dragons are cool. Could it be that he was aware that Dragon was a dangerous name?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                he did its the Reborn part thats stupid and lore breaking

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm talking about this book quote
                >“Betrayer of Hope.” It was a whisper from Lews Therin. Memory stirred, but he turned his head, shying away from it.
                >“So you do remember some things. Yes, Betrayer of Hope. So have men named me, just as they named you Dragon, but unlike you I embrace the name.
                >They gave me the name to revile me, but I will yet make them kneel and worship it. What will you do with your name? After this day, men will call you Kinslayer. What will you do with that?”

                Lew Therin didn't embrace the name Dragon. I find that curious.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                their is some odd stuff in the first book where RJ hadn't quite ironed out the lore it is an odd line, we know he was proud a bit vain and most definitely in charge, maybe yea for some reason that particular title out of all his many titles he never really liked, but then we know he fought under his dragon banner so saying he didn't embrace it just doesn't make much sense

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rand goes through a similar thing in his life. At first he fears the name Dragon. And keep in mind that they don't always say "dragon reborn". Rather, they refer to men who claim the titles as "false dragons" or just "dragons" for short. Rand denies the title Dragon. Then eventually he's *forced* to embrace the title, in order to gain the respect of people and unify them against the dark one. He doesn't truly embrace the title. He only sees it as necessary for unification, and pulling off his plan. Using basic skills of narrative literacy, one can assume that Lews Therin had a similarly reluctance to the Title. And only embraced the symbol when he realized it was good for unification. Hence, the banner.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea thats pretty much my thoughts on the subject too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe he didn't embrace it because he got the title for winning battles and LTT felt just as guilty for every dead warrior as Rand does. He'd find it distasteful to be celebrated for what he sees as failure. There's so much context that, combined with RJ's statement about the soul not being called Dragon in other ages, I find it ridiculous that you continue to suggest otherwise.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. And let's say for example that Birgitte was reborn properly this age without her memory. She would hear the story of an archer legend from the past. Her past self. And that might even be inspiration for her.

                you are a moron, shut the frick up we are using facts as known you are making up headcanon to try for some unknown reason to justify this shit show

                I'm using the quote you gave me! I'm using facts!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut the frick up

                [...]
                we are not saying he isn't spun out of course he is the name of the Soul is The Champion of Light, during the AoL that soul got the title Dragon stop trying to use mental gymnastics to justify the utter moronation of Lews being called Reborn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no-one cares what you do or don't ignore you homosexual, it absolutely changes the lore, try and come up with one argument why it doesn't you moron

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pam Basham

    Regarding the Dragon and the Dragon Reborn (and Graendal's thoughts about Ishamael's musings):

    "Is this soul born in any other Age, or only at the advent and (theoretically, of course) the closing of the Third Age, as the Dragon/the Dragon Reborn?"
    Robert Jordan
    This soul is one of the Heroes, and bound to the Wheel, spun out as the Pattern wills. "It" is born in other Ages, but in a non-Dragon incarnation, to suit the pattern of that Age.

    https://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=86

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly or in other words calling LTT the dragon reborn is fricking stupid and lore breaking

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putting babies in Mogs is the ultimate dream, making babies with that forsaken pussy while she hates your guts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting an aidam round her neck and making her your cum slave
      the most appropriate way for a the forsaken to live the remainder of their life

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, it would also be better than she deserves considering what happened to a lot of them, plus as much of a haughty b***h as she is, seeing her be a coward would be pretty hot. She can make a baby for every person she killed for how ever many hundreds of years she lived.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting an aidam round her neck and making her your cum slave
      the most appropriate way for a the forsaken to live the remainder of their life

      Exactly, it would also be better than she deserves considering what happened to a lot of them, plus as much of a haughty b***h as she is, seeing her be a coward would be pretty hot. She can make a baby for every person she killed for how ever many hundreds of years she lived.

      this doesn't work btw guys, sorry to ruin your fantasy, female aes sedai remain fertile until about 80-90, men up to about 300

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For you maybe, I'll knock Moggy up for hundreds of years through channeling and force of will.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its just biology, her eggs are dried up sry m8

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This anon has a good point

            >still her back to womanhood
            egg basket refilled, hatchery open

            When ever her womb got a little stanky you could just give her back her channeling and sever her back again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still her back to womanhood
        egg basket refilled, hatchery open

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...well shit that might actually work

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you get it friend, though personally, I wouldn't punish Mogs for talking shit, I'd want her to hate me, but also like it.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably wouldn't collar and of the other female forsaken, one is a massive cold evil b***h while the other one is actually as smart and manipulative as she says she is, though she is hot. You could collar Graendal for 400 years and never know if she was broken in or not and if you messed up for even a second you'd spend the rest of your life as a sofa for her.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to commission some BDSM art of Moggy getting spanked or something.

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