Yeah but the situation was too new and unknown so they froze up.
https://i.imgur.com/cQOmjTT.jpg
OH SHIT
OH FRICK
Unironically I prefer the youtube version that edits out the breasts because it makes the protagonist an butthole that gets horny in a life or death situation.
>youtube version that edits out the breasts because it makes the protagonist an butthole that gets horny in a life or death situation.
Tell me more. I was about to post about how weird it was that he randomly starts fondling an unconscious girl during this life or death situation.
>the ginger didn't get naked
Fricking prude. Product of nepotism btw (Daryl Hannah's sister).
This guy kinda reminds me of myself. I take my nerdy tutor on a lake trip so he can watch me bang to girls at once. I can't be the only one who understood the nerd's reasons for raping his buddy's gf?
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Anonymous
>"BOTH YOU BABES SMOKE MY POLE OR I'LL SMOKE YOU!"
I wish I lived in the 80s when it was still in vouge to hit women
9 months ago
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>she’s frightened because seconds ago her friend was eaten alive by a goop monster >”if you don’t shut the frick up, I’m going to assault you—Alright, so should we swim for it?”
Loved the film as a kid, cool horror flick, like Tales From The Crypt.
Showed it to my college buddies and we were all laughing our asses off. I never realized it was actually a comedy. We quoted that film for an entire year!
Before going out to a bar >"This hair is gonna get me paid and laid."
After having sex with an uggo ( >"Thanks lady! Thanks for the ride!"
Disagree with a friend >"Shut up! Or I'll smoke you!"
That ending was a complete ass pull. Black goo in previous kills shows it could only bubble up open cracks of the raft. Suddenly it could form a 10 foot tidal wave. Then why the frick didn't the black goo just swarm all 4 in one go in the first place!?!
Lemme teach ya a lesson. Notice how the black goo only sticks to their flesh and not to their clothes? The blob cannot process inorganic material. To swallow an entire wooden dock would have killed it.
Go watch the ending again. After it snags the kid on the beach and pulls him into the lake, his clothes are left behind.
>the hitchhiker never existed
I'm a truck driver and ran over a lot of Black folk. After seeing this film, I disagree, the hitcher was real. So was Stephen King's cameo.
>oh god, what have I done? >I just told you. You’ve killed me!
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For the record, we saw the married woman's breasts in the first act. It's kinda hot when she talks to herself, >"Well Mrs. Wilson, where have you been? Me? Oh just having sex with a male prostitute. I pay him well, because you should see his dick, Mr. Wilson. I orgasmed three times tonight! A new record."
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>The dead deceased corpse of the hitchhiker's murdered body appeared on the hood
Lmao one of the first time I saw breasts in a movie. Me and my dad watched 1 and loved it, and had no clue 2 was going to feature nudity, we both got very uncomfortable.
First time was Appolonia in Godfather, but he warned me about that.
Honestly I wasnt expecting either Leslie Nielson or young Ted Danson so that was fun. I also enjoyed the b***h wife getting ripped appart in Crate. The one with Stephen King was good too
Facing all but certain death makes you a desperate and delusional person. Sure he kept it at just groping, i'm just surprised he just didn't slide it in and went at it for one last pussy before he kicked the bucket.
Me? It's simply just a metaphor about "pollution". Save The Whales was big at the time. They literally had Robert Redford washing seals on the beach after an oil spill.
If that happened nowadays, liberals would push to "defund oil". Gas is now $37.95 a gallon. Thanks Biden!
Should they have just swam for it on day one?
Yeah but the situation was too new and unknown so they froze up.
Unironically I prefer the youtube version that edits out the breasts because it makes the protagonist an butthole that gets horny in a life or death situation.
>youtube version that edits out the breasts because it makes the protagonist an butthole that gets horny in a life or death situation.
Tell me more. I was about to post about how weird it was that he randomly starts fondling an unconscious girl during this life or death situation.
Ah not edited enough. Shame.
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Good question. I wondered about that too. I think both girls got topless.
Swam to the dock in their clothes but then stripped? I remember the water being cold. Cause that one girl's nips could cut glass.
>I think both girls got topless.
Your thinking of "Jason Goes To Hell"
Same concept "horny teenage stoners out in the woods"
>the ginger didn't get naked
Fricking prude. Product of nepotism btw (Daryl Hannah's sister).
This guy kinda reminds me of myself. I take my nerdy tutor on a lake trip so he can watch me bang to girls at once. I can't be the only one who understood the nerd's reasons for raping his buddy's gf?
>"BOTH YOU BABES SMOKE MY POLE OR I'LL SMOKE YOU!"
I wish I lived in the 80s when it was still in vouge to hit women
>she’s frightened because seconds ago her friend was eaten alive by a goop monster
>”if you don’t shut the frick up, I’m going to assault you—Alright, so should we swim for it?”
This one stuck with me as a kid. Really got under my skin and gave me nightmares.
QRD?
You are a colossal homosexual :^)
Actually, I'm not gay.
The Blob vs The Raft Monster
who wins?
Blob. You just need a little on you for you to become part of it.
This is why you don't swim in lakes that have "Don't swim here frickheads" signs.
The oil slick was not an oil slick at all, it was a monster.
Fake. Not true.
>Guy tries to rape a girl in the middle of a monster attacking and eating everyone
Most realistic situation ever rendered on celluloid.
Loved the film as a kid, cool horror flick, like Tales From The Crypt.
Showed it to my college buddies and we were all laughing our asses off. I never realized it was actually a comedy. We quoted that film for an entire year!
Before going out to a bar
>"This hair is gonna get me paid and laid."
After having sex with an uggo (
>"Thanks lady! Thanks for the ride!"
Disagree with a friend
>"Shut up! Or I'll smoke you!"
OK, dad
Don't blame me if Creepshow 2 didn't get you laid.
Yea Creepshow 1&2 are great up there with Trick 'r Treat, and Tales From The Darkside as the best anthology horror.
I did not need to be reminded of this
>afraid of the water
Go away black man.
The lesson is always finish the race. Collapsing with your nose over the finish line is no true victory.
That ending was a complete ass pull. Black goo in previous kills shows it could only bubble up open cracks of the raft. Suddenly it could form a 10 foot tidal wave. Then why the frick didn't the black goo just swarm all 4 in one go in the first place!?!
For fun
Lemme teach ya a lesson. Notice how the black goo only sticks to their flesh and not to their clothes? The blob cannot process inorganic material. To swallow an entire wooden dock would have killed it.
Go watch the ending again. After it snags the kid on the beach and pulls him into the lake, his clothes are left behind.
Frick. You're right. Creepshow 2 is kino.
I told you!
Prepare to have your mind blown: the hitchhiker never existed. Nobody was killed. It was just the wife having a mental breakdown over her affair.
Don't ask me about "Old Chief Wooden Head", don't know the meaning of that one. Elder abuse? Indian folklore? Idk.
>the hitchhiker never existed
I'm a truck driver and ran over a lot of Black folk. After seeing this film, I disagree, the hitcher was real. So was Stephen King's cameo.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE!
>oh god, what have I done?
>I just told you. You’ve killed me!
For the record, we saw the married woman's breasts in the first act. It's kinda hot when she talks to herself,
>"Well Mrs. Wilson, where have you been? Me? Oh just having sex with a male prostitute. I pay him well, because you should see his dick, Mr. Wilson. I orgasmed three times tonight! A new record."
>The dead deceased corpse of the hitchhiker's murdered body appeared on the hood
I kneel..
Wood is organic moron.
If it's still planted in the ground.
Wooden planks with flotation devices under it isn't "alive".
Neither are you when I find you.
That's cute. Only one problem. I sold my soul to the Devil for eternal life. Just like Ted Danson in Creepshow 1.
I'm coming for you! homie!
😐
But it is indigestible dead matter. Plants are fundamentally different in biology.
Lmao one of the first time I saw breasts in a movie. Me and my dad watched 1 and loved it, and had no clue 2 was going to feature nudity, we both got very uncomfortable.
First time was Appolonia in Godfather, but he warned me about that.
The other two stories were more goofy than anything else. This one was scary to me, however, especially how downbeat it is, everyone just dies.
I gotta admit I did not enjoy Creepshow, come at me you gaylords
Yeah, the original was mid. But C2 is a fricking classic. Go watch it. Come back. Apologize.
Yeah I feel like Romero and King couldve done something a little bit better. I will but I'm holding on until October ya know
You didn't enjoy the Crate or Leslie Nielson shorts?
Honestly I wasnt expecting either Leslie Nielson or young Ted Danson so that was fun. I also enjoyed the b***h wife getting ripped appart in Crate. The one with Stephen King was good too
Facing all but certain death makes you a desperate and delusional person. Sure he kept it at just groping, i'm just surprised he just didn't slide it in and went at it for one last pussy before he kicked the bucket.
There was that chink who was jerking off during a volcanic eruption and died jerking off.
>tfw you make up some bullshit about inorganic matter and the thread runs with it
muahaha!
It does make sense though.
I know, right. Came up with it on the spot.
Horror anthologies usually require 3 things to enjoy them:
>intelligence
>headcanon
>bewbs
Oh thank god.
HEY LADY
That's no slick. It's a space creature.
>"No Swimming"
stupid zoomers
what was it?
Anon thinks it's a space alien
Me? It's simply just a metaphor about "pollution". Save The Whales was big at the time. They literally had Robert Redford washing seals on the beach after an oil spill.
If that happened nowadays, liberals would push to "defund oil". Gas is now $37.95 a gallon. Thanks Biden!