Oh, we are "The Buddy Bears", we always get along,. Each day we do a little dance, and sing a little song,

Oh, we are "The Buddy Bears", we always get along,
Each day we do a little dance, and sing a little song,
If you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong,
Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong,
    What?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Buddy Bears are a parody of an 80's cartoon phenomenon where they had a designated complainer character that went against the group and was punished for not conforming. Garfield and Friends was the first cartoon to make fun of this trend blatantly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Buddy Bears are a parody of an 80's cartoon phenomenon where they had a designated complainer character that went against the group and was punished for not conforming.
        This is a way bigger problem now than ever in reality.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a minute in the late 80s and early 90s when everyone had a parody of the 80s sickeningly sweet happy animal friends cartoons like Getalong Gang, Care Bears, Raccoons, etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa, whoa, whoa, do NOT lump The Raccoons in with that lot. That show was far better than you give it credit for.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          THEY'RE THE SQUISHY BEARS
          AND THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE
          THEY'RE THE SQUISHIEST BEARS YOU KNOOOOOW

          I still remember this great gag

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but have they found the clitoris?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to modern society friend.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Buddy Bears are a parody of an 80's cartoon phenomenon where they had a designated complainer character that went against the group and was punished for not conforming.
        This is a way bigger problem now than ever in reality.

        Israel is illegal state that had signed all the UN documents multiple years before Palestine ever did.What do you means does over 20 different arguments about what I just said in favor for it against this in America alone. this isn't really about Israel this is about how much we can still complain to this day about the tiniest most ridiculous detail.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can have your opinion. You can have my opinion which is 1. you are an antisemitic leftoid loser who won't call for your own country to be disbanded whenever it does something illegaldespite your supposed left wing values (though make no mistake I think Netanyahu is vile) and 2. it's completely irrelevant to this thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Buddy Bears are a parody of an 80's cartoon phenomenon where they had a designated complainer character that went against the group and was punished for not conforming. Garfield and Friends was the first cartoon to make fun of this trend blatantly.

      Pick a pizza topping to share

      Yes this is just the way things are today though. It's not even a joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be ironic and hypocritical because they're satirizing mindless children's entertainment that was expected to have moral lessons.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick a pizza topping to share

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Promises not to drop a 16-ton weight on Roy for disagreeing with them
    >Drops everything else on him, including a 27-ton weight
    The Buddy Bears are deceptively trollish.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was so, so incredibly obsessed with these bears as a kid. I didn't grow up in the 90's, this was in the really early 2010's. I sang their song to myself constantly, rewatched every scene with them on youtube repeatedly over and over and over and over again. I was on ritalin at the time and I had a tendency to become very very obsessed with trivial things. There was a video on youtube that was like a remix of the song where it played the main verse dozens of times and every time it replayed it would have a different adobe after effects filter on it. It was in like 144p. I couldn't get enough of it. I was like this to a lesser extent with the ants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was like this to a lesser extent with the ants.

      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8lqep

      Oh, we're the ants who ruin your dinner
      We're always here to mess up any day
      When we're around, every camper gets thinner
      And if we get the chance, we will take your food away

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you coerse them into sucking you off?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think you guys should suck me off
      >I think we should suck you off!
      >I also think we should suck you off!
      >I am not gay, but if the group thinks we should suck anon off, then I think so too!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really encapsulated their charm

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I will NOT suck anon off!" (Gets crushed by a falling 27-ton weight)
        >"The moral of the story is: If you don't suck anon off, you'll get hit with a 27-ton weight."

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I want to frick Nermal from Garfield and Friends Show that features The Buddy Bears Show! <3<3<3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Anon! Nermal is a boy cat!

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