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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it didnt as i never watched this after the car crash that Rians piece of garbage was. As far as im concerned star wars is the original 3, and the expanded universe written upto (and excluding) Georges piece of shite prequel trilogy

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did they get the horses from

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space stable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      from planet Endor (not the moon), where a community of mixed race but primary Afro-American renegade First Order stormtroopers were camping out.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this picture from?
    the brown barbarians riding through the ruins of western civilization?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the heckin epic climax of The Last Jedi or The Rise of Skywalker. The whole Sequel trilogy is just one long skidmark on cinema.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, a bunch of women trying to feminize Star Wars by putting space ponies in it. Pic related -- anon had it all figured out.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We need the LOTR audience."

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok smartass explain why it isn't possible then
    keeping in mind that it's a movie about levitating plasma sword ninjas and the scientific boundaries which the setting is pushing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was way past the space horses bedtime. They would have all been asleep long before the battle started.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said it wasn't possible? It's just stupid is all.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized they were probably trying to do the Ewok thing again here, at least thematically. But I guess they forgot everyone already thinks the Ewok thing was stupid as frick so why bother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically because the entire third act was reliant on the audience being so blinded by nostalgia they didn’t realize they got scammed into watching a two hour toy commercial.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry George.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These movies being bad doesn't make the prequels and special editions not bad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's 'overwrought but well-intentioned' bad and 'shitting the bed ON PURPOSE' bad, anon. It's one of those mileage-may-vary things.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's insane how fast these movies evaporated from pop culture. people talk more about the prequels to this day than any of the nu-wars movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even funnier when you consider how all in Disney has invested in them for the Star Wars section of their parks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the least of the movies problems. Previous movies had characters riding weird aliens too , but they were usually more interesting than horses with some props on them

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about the 6 million super death star destroyers? I feel like that would have taken a lot of sub contractors and mining contracts. Wouldn't someone from the alliance have asked a question at some point in the decades it would have taken millions of people to build them?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dumbass movie was being written as it was filming by a pair of hacks who wouldn't be able to write anything good even with plenty of time.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok when genndy does that

    ?t=62

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refused to watch any of that nu-wars homosexual trash.
    Feels good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      am I ok if I only watched TFA and then saw all the signs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same here. I don't understand how so many people got tricked into seeing TLJ after TFA was so shit.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually really amazing that this was the culmination of 10+ movies from one of the biggest IPs in human history, and it made less money than a Aquaman solo film. It’s hard to imagine

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never watched anything from these fellas but i doubt he said that.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same vibe as when Martin Luther King's brother and a crowd of blacks showed up to protest the apollo moon mission launch in a mule-drawn cart.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats up redditor? you guys are so good at crossposting to Cinemaphile now with the memes!

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf is that a cool scene in Star Wars? MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED

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