he saw the future where he could nut in zendaya for 12 years without a kid while comparing himself to Hitler, then get blinded by a nuke, finally have twins, and pass the shitty part to his son
Too Black. Chani is described as having red hair and an elven face. Bear in mind that she is only 3/4 fremen as liet kynes was 1/2 fremen. Bear in mind also that fremen are based off tribes from the Caucasus and Arabs, not Africans.
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God I hope after the events of dune, she got to fill out a bit. Just grow extra thicc while riding Paul's big hederach kock. She's very well built for a teenager but in order to be a decent mother she really needs to make some gains, you know what I mean, big boobs big thighs slender figure and succulent amazing nipples.
oh babby i wana shck he efat orang alein breasts snd cum all insid her asthoe and frick ger pussy until she squim all voer my balls and rhe make her lick uo al ger juice and my cum frkm whilenshebsonhot she want more then inicirena big nugger to frick ger asshol heim twatch her be fricked and she duck my docn til icnchn agajnd over dxvabesnd thanf djubgrer djdndchcing heve rosussy sod fb venous posion al ther pussies tim i cumble the wumb wiba suckkingenbronnipple bro obt cukmmfrickkkkkk j wbdb frickbrr sknbsd jn ger pusy withnby wiener snd gkitdd her wing wthbcum twlike pussyhole mung dring in hre stinohole
Pretty sure her being willing or not didn't matter since she really wasn't in a position to negotiate. Besides, Paul didn't want to have children with her from the start.
he was already emperor when he told her he wouldn't nut inside her so her choices were be a cuck or get fed to the worms
He married her to legitimize his position as emperor, so he wasn't already emperor. Yes, she may have been killed if she protested, but it would have been a last act of defiance against someone violating her reproductive rights and as a woman she should have taken it regardless of the consequences. It would have been realistic.
he already had Shaddam/the Empire by the balls and could've just usurped the throne without Irulan. her choices were to be a cuck or die and allow all of the spice to be destroyed
Dude, what the frick are you talking about. The Bene Gesserit are all about multiple generational keikakus at the cost of personal ambition and happiness. Her "reproductive rights" are irrelevant since they can 100% control those to begin with just like they cucked the former Emperor out of having sons.
Once he dangled the option of marriage in front of her, Paul knew that they couldn't resist the temptation of trying to manipulate him and get control over their breeding program that his mother sabotaged. But even if she resisted for whatever reason, he could still just marry and have her frick off which is what he essentially did.
he already had Shaddam/the Empire by the balls and could've just usurped the throne without Irulan. her choices were to be a cuck or die and allow all of the spice to be destroyed
I know about the plot of the novel you nits, I'm saying it would've been more realistic for her to just frick over everyone out of spite once she realised there would be no children or sex combat techniques.
It's not like all Bene Gesserit do what they're told, Jessica is a prime example.
>I'm saying it would've been more realistic for her to just frick over everyone out of spite once she realised there would be no children or sex combat techniques.
iirc she tries a bunch of plots
doesn't she try to kill Chataya or whatever her name is?
Marrying into the other houses would be pointless.
Shaddam having other daughters is a plot point I actually forgot but it wouldn't make sense for Irulan to consider that in the moment.
Paul was the strongest voice user in the universe at that point.
>I'm saying it would've been more realistic for her to just frick over everyone out of spite once she realised there would be no children or sex combat techniques.
iirc she tries a bunch of plots
doesn't she try to kill Chataya or whatever her name is?
Bro if I, as a former princess of the known universe, with a functional fully eugenetically perfected womb and super powerful next stage of evolution ovaries, got told that
A) I had to marry this super hot ubermensch.
B) He won't sex me.
C) He won't impregnate me.
D) History will call the concubines wives!
E) I have to write all this down in my memoirs.
F) I have hormonal needs of the female variety.
I wouldn't have been scheming, I would've just done a crazy and burned the palace down.
Everyone who has ever been near Sean Young just wants to get away from Sean Young.
>Frencesca Anis didn't take herself seriously at all
That's probably a good thing when you're letting a fat disgusting ginger man spit on your face on camera.
Do you guys really care about whole dune thing? I liked the old movie and universe does sound interesting on paper but it's so fricking boring. Just 1 dude having superduperpowers and always winning using ultimate cheat and everyone else being blind idiots. That's anime tier story.
shes pretty
Little known fact that she also has amazing breasts
They're ok
>ok
You’re just trying to get me to post them with that ridiculous claim
just post them already
god shes fricking perfect
Agreed. The fact that she did nude scenes is amazing
Also how the frick did Miles get her in Sideways??
paul never nutted inside her, what horrific future did he see in his visions?
he saw the future where he could nut in zendaya for 12 years without a kid while comparing himself to Hitler, then get blinded by a nuke, finally have twins, and pass the shitty part to his son
>he saw the future where he could nut in zendaya for 12 years
alimony
Not only that. He literally stood there and told dusty-ass stank-ass hairy-ass stillsuit wearing Chani that he would never bang prime Ginny.
Seriously, tho. What did Paul see in that DOG of a woman?
Chani is actually really, really lovely though, especially how she's described in the novel.
>red curly hair
>smooth tan skin
>blue within blue eyes
>red hair
>tan skin
yuk do not want
I need an AI bro to make a chani on bing to see what she SHOULD look like
Dune bros, is this book accurate?
Too Black. Chani is described as having red hair and an elven face. Bear in mind that she is only 3/4 fremen as liet kynes was 1/2 fremen. Bear in mind also that fremen are based off tribes from the Caucasus and Arabs, not Africans.
God I hope after the events of dune, she got to fill out a bit. Just grow extra thicc while riding Paul's big hederach kock. She's very well built for a teenager but in order to be a decent mother she really needs to make some gains, you know what I mean, big boobs big thighs slender figure and succulent amazing nipples.
uooh tummy erotic
We can use A.I to fix dune casting in the future
/ourchani/ is coming
and Irulan after piggy pugh runs her course
the Candyman
oh babby i wana shck he efat orang alein breasts snd cum all insid her asthoe and frick ger pussy until she squim all voer my balls and rhe make her lick uo al ger juice and my cum frkm whilenshebsonhot she want more then inicirena big nugger to frick ger asshol heim twatch her be fricked and she duck my docn til icnchn agajnd over dxvabesnd thanf djubgrer djdndchcing heve rosussy sod fb venous posion al ther pussies tim i cumble the wumb wiba suckkingenbronnipple bro obt cukmmfrickkkkkk j wbdb frickbrr sknbsd jn ger pusy withnby wiener snd gkitdd her wing wthbcum twlike pussyhole mung dring in hre stinohole
I'll have what he's having!
>i cumble the wumb
Me too pal, me too
No druk thread around?
>suckkingenbronnipple bro obt cukmmfrickkkkkk j wbdb frickbrr sknbsd jn ger pusy
Frick that's hot
>tim i cumble the wumb wiba
Rick and morty isn't the same since the allegations.
Wasn't gonna.
good, don't.
I wasn't.
What would happen if she told Paul to frick off and she wasn't going to be his wife if it meant no kids? He'd have probably had to kill her.
Pretty sure her being willing or not didn't matter since she really wasn't in a position to negotiate. Besides, Paul didn't want to have children with her from the start.
He married her to legitimize his position as emperor, so he wasn't already emperor. Yes, she may have been killed if she protested, but it would have been a last act of defiance against someone violating her reproductive rights and as a woman she should have taken it regardless of the consequences. It would have been realistic.
he already had Shaddam/the Empire by the balls and could've just usurped the throne without Irulan. her choices were to be a cuck or die and allow all of the spice to be destroyed
Dude, what the frick are you talking about. The Bene Gesserit are all about multiple generational keikakus at the cost of personal ambition and happiness. Her "reproductive rights" are irrelevant since they can 100% control those to begin with just like they cucked the former Emperor out of having sons.
Once he dangled the option of marriage in front of her, Paul knew that they couldn't resist the temptation of trying to manipulate him and get control over their breeding program that his mother sabotaged. But even if she resisted for whatever reason, he could still just marry and have her frick off which is what he essentially did.
I know about the plot of the novel you nits, I'm saying it would've been more realistic for her to just frick over everyone out of spite once she realised there would be no children or sex combat techniques.
It's not like all Bene Gesserit do what they're told, Jessica is a prime example.
>I'm saying it would've been more realistic for her to just frick over everyone out of spite once she realised there would be no children or sex combat techniques.
iirc she tries a bunch of plots
doesn't she try to kill Chataya or whatever her name is?
yeah but the point is Irulan is a cuck so she definitely listens to what the bene geserit tell her
Which is what she did, you dummy. She got super salty and once crying into her journal was no longer enough to cope, she poisoned Chani. A sore loser!
Ok but it's not realistic it would take so long.
he was already emperor when he told her he wouldn't nut inside her so her choices were be a cuck or get fed to the worms
Shaddam had 4 daughters. Failing that one of the other Houses would have jumped at the chance to offer one of theirs.
Marrying into the other houses would be pointless.
Shaddam having other daughters is a plot point I actually forgot but it wouldn't make sense for Irulan to consider that in the moment.
Why couldn't she just use the voice and prana bindu some jizz out of him? I don't think she tried as hard as she should have.
>using the voice on Paul
wouldn't work.
Paul was the strongest voice user in the universe at that point.
Bro if I, as a former princess of the known universe, with a functional fully eugenetically perfected womb and super powerful next stage of evolution ovaries, got told that
A) I had to marry this super hot ubermensch.
B) He won't sex me.
C) He won't impregnate me.
D) History will call the concubines wives!
E) I have to write all this down in my memoirs.
F) I have hormonal needs of the female variety.
I wouldn't have been scheming, I would've just done a crazy and burned the palace down.
Poor Herbert sincerely believed women are less aggressive and more patient than men.
He's right. Women are passive aggressive and never let go of a grudge. That's why poison is known as a woman's weapon.
He's not right and neither are you. Women commit more domestic violence than men.
Mom telling you to put down that 20th cookie was not violence anon.
God shes so hot
PS this is the best part of this movie. You can turn it off now.
*Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. You still have a kino movie - Dune (1984) - to watch and enjoy.
I really like the ride the worm sequence.
Keep your heads down, men! The Bene Gesserit witches are casting spells!
Everyone who has ever been near Sean Young just wants to get away from Sean Young.
>Frencesca Anis didn't take herself seriously at all
That's probably a good thing when you're letting a fat disgusting ginger man spit on your face on camera.
>Patrick Stewart
>...
kek
Shut up, Sean Young is my special yummy pariah!
She's exceptionally hairy. Like, unusually hirsute. Look it up. She's gross.
PCOS or a dude?
uoooh female body erotic
stop making yourself ridiculous anon.
we're onboard.
i love this movie so much bros its unreal
never seen this before, really cool
Do you guys really care about whole dune thing? I liked the old movie and universe does sound interesting on paper but it's so fricking boring. Just 1 dude having superduperpowers and always winning using ultimate cheat and everyone else being blind idiots. That's anime tier story.
If I was rich I would hire a girl like that just to narrate my life
>Know this...
>It is the year two-thousand and twenty three and anon is still a massive homosexual that sucks hundreds of dicks
Hell yeah OP - I always wanted this one to take off. thank you for joeposting
t. poster of the original (0 replies edition)
kek I was searching through the 'chives for a Joe pic to make the thread and saw your 0 reply Dune version and decided to give it another go.
Bumo