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You forgot your aids pills fricking homosexual.
Go die in a ditch.
[...]
SNIFF MY SHIT BALLS
DUNK MY BALLS IN SHIT AND LICK THEM
ARE YOU FISTING MY ASS YET I CAN’T TELL
OH MAN SUCK MY POOP SHOOT
MY ASS IS QUIVERING
BROWN TOWN BROWN TOWN
I’M GONNA SHIT
(gay “sex” ladies and gentlemen)
For straight men you sure think about gay sex a lot.
>oink for me Steve >*squeeeeeee* >is your ass wet? >*squeee* I just shat so it’s a little chunky but creamy >perfect, will you suck it clean after? >I can’t wait
This is “sex” to you? Pooping old men? The frick?
>gay propaganda is constantly and aggressively shoved in media, becoming more and more difficult to avoid >dude why are you so obsessed with gay stuff, just ignore it
Yeah this is a totally reasonable response to gay propaganda
FUUUUGGGHHHHHHH UGGGHHHHH BABY YOUR CRUSTY butthole FEELS SO GOOD UGGGHHHHH FUGGGGHHH THE WAY YOUR THORNY ASS HAIRS SCRATCH AND SIZZLE AS I PUSH MY BLEEDING wiener INTO THAT MUSKY TURD TUNNEL OF YOURS GETS ME SO TURNED ON. GOD BABY I CAN SEE YOU LOVE IT TOO, YOUR SHIT COVERED wiener IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW. THE MORE I PUSH THE MORE CRUSTY SHIT SPRAYS ALL OVER YOUR BALLS AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD. GOD I WANNA SNIFF ALL THOSE SHITTY CRUST FLAKES OFF YOUR BALLS. UGGHH BABY IM GONNA COME IN YOUR DUMPING DITCH BABY UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I CAN FEEL THE POO GOO FLOODING INTO MY URETHRA AS I PUSH OUT MY SEMEN UGGHHH THATS OUR LOVE EXCHANGE BABY THE SEMEN MIXING WITH YOUR SHIT INSIDE MY DICK UGHHHH FRICK IT SMELLS I CAN FEEL IT GOING INTO MY VEINS AND MY HEART IS GETTING CLOGGED WITH SHIT AND IM DEVELOPING A CRUST HEART BABY UGGHH IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK THATS SO GOOD BABY HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGG
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SNIFF MY SHIT BALLS
DUNK MY BALLS IN SHIT AND LICK THEM
ARE YOU FISTING MY ASS YET I CAN’T TELL
OH MAN SUCK MY POOP SHOOT
MY ASS IS QUIVERING
BROWN TOWN BROWN TOWN
I’M GONNA SHIT
(gay “sex” ladies and gentlemen)
>is it in? my ass is so loose >I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick >break that fricking crust hymen >im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside >oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit >shit on my dick… >im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH* >frick shit right into my urethra… >I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat! >im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips* >the brown stache… i needed this >im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time >*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
Yeah it's totally reasonable to cum from the feeling of taking a shit and get an erection when you smell the backdraft of sewage when the stranger in a public bathroom spreads them cheeks.
>is it in? my ass is so loose >I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick >break that fricking crust hymen >im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside >oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit >shit on my dick… >im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH* >frick shit right into my urethra… >I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat! >im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips* >the brown stache… i needed this >im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time >*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
Ahhh frick yes I love being a GAY 50 year old BEARDED man in the apocalypse. No showers, no deodorant or soap, no trimming or grooming equipment,no air conditioning, and most importantly NO TOILET PAPER. The world before frowned on me and my husband's crustscepades, but now that the world ended we have the full freedom to indulge in each other's rotting gay crusts. And guess what chud? It's valid. It's beautiful. It's everything.
Gay men, please unironically answer this: Are most gay men okay with going bareback into unwashed, hairy crusty buttholes? Call me biased, but most of y'all seem to take personal hygiene and grooming very seriously. In my mind that doesn't fit together with sailing the brown seas.
SNIFF MY SHIT BALLS
DUNK MY BALLS IN SHIT AND LICK THEM
ARE YOU FISTING MY ASS YET I CAN’T TELL
OH MAN SUCK MY POOP SHOOT
MY ASS IS QUIVERING
BROWN TOWN BROWN TOWN
I’M GONNA SHIT
(gay “sex” ladies and gentlemen)
FUUUUGGGHHHHHHH UGGGHHHHH BABY YOUR CRUSTY butthole FEELS SO GOOD UGGGHHHHH FUGGGGHHH THE WAY YOUR THORNY ASS HAIRS SCRATCH AND SIZZLE AS I PUSH MY BLEEDING wiener INTO THAT MUSKY TURD TUNNEL OF YOURS GETS ME SO TURNED ON. GOD BABY I CAN SEE YOU LOVE IT TOO, YOUR SHIT COVERED wiener IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW. THE MORE I PUSH THE MORE CRUSTY SHIT SPRAYS ALL OVER YOUR BALLS AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD. GOD I WANNA SNIFF ALL THOSE SHITTY CRUST FLAKES OFF YOUR BALLS. UGGHH BABY IM GONNA COME IN YOUR DUMPING DITCH BABY UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I CAN FEEL THE POO GOO FLOODING INTO MY URETHRA AS I PUSH OUT MY SEMEN UGGHHH THATS OUR LOVE EXCHANGE BABY THE SEMEN MIXING WITH YOUR SHIT INSIDE MY DICK UGHHHH FRICK IT SMELLS I CAN FEEL IT GOING INTO MY VEINS AND MY HEART IS GETTING CLOGGED WITH SHIT AND IM DEVELOPING A CRUST HEART BABY UGGHH IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK THATS SO GOOD BABY HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGG
It would be funny but they aren't clever enough to take it further. Nobody has posted
Just Crust my shit up with a brendon pic
Nobody with a Paul walker pic ordering tuna with no crust with the pasta about him showing while guys his to be heterosexual to an entire generation.
There are so many clever things you could do but people here are usually morons.
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For straight men you sure think about gay sex a lot.
>two trannies walk into a gay bar >theyre “lesbians” >poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear >their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt >everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male) >the two trannies disappear into the bathroom >echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums >blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters >their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown >outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor… >when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out >buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge >grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons >they begin shitting >whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion >onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love >fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles >the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other >the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing >their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts >the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid >the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
# love wins
Honestly indian. Then do a quick rub instead of wiping. A few days later you will start feeling some crust building up. when it starts itching bad its time to let your bf in
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Crust (1999)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Crust (2002)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Crust (2005)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Crust (1977)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Crust Strikes Back (1980)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Crust (1983)
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Crust Awakens (2015)
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Crust (2017)
Dr. Crust
From the Shower With Crust
Crustfinger
Thundercrustball
You Only Crust Once
On His Majesty’s Crusted Anus
Incontinence is Forever
Live and Let Crust
The Man With the Golden Crust
The Diarrhea Who Crusted Me
Pooncruster
For Your Crusted Butthole Only
Octocrusty
A View to a Crust
The Living Crustlights
License to Crust
Crustedbrowneye
Tomorrow’s Crust Dies
The Crust is Not Crusty Enough
Crust Another Day
Crustino Roycruste
Crustum of Bottom
Crustfall
Sphinctre
No Crust to Crust
How is any of this homophobic? Shitfricking causes anal bleeding, anal leakage and lifelong incontinence, they have to wear butt plugs and diapers, they give each other AIDS and all sorts of diseases, gay people come to fetishize shit and scat, these are all facts about their lifestyle. It is good to know what we are being asked to "tolerate".
>wearing diapers was totally worth getting my butthole completely ruined before i could legally drink
amazing cope
gays are just too repulsive. ass sex is repulsive. and the porn industry encouraged and normalizing anal so now people think it's just funny and haha and a lifestyle to treat your rectum like a storage unit.
I feel the same way about gays as I do about some furries jacking it to dogs or bronies. I don’t want men who aren’t attracted to women near me. There’s something profoundly wrong with you.
Gays are disgusting to non gays. Don't take it personal. It's like a 600lb woman with a shit stain on her sweatpants. Do they exist? Yes. Do I want to look at it? No. Simple as.
Frick I wish I was a little baby in a DIAPER that is filled to the brim with SHIT frick let it crust, I'm just a little crust bawd infant little baby, shit on me mmmmophmm shit on baby shit on baby AWW FRICK that will crust nicely
homophobe OP keeps spamming these unfunny crust threads because he knows he'll die alone and never find love like the rest of us gays. He will die alone and forgotten forever.
why are homophobes obsessed with... delicious... succulent.... tasty.... flaky..... crust
seriously why are they always making these threads about flavorful crusty delicious ass flakes of shit, you think i wanna eat that? you think i wanna put that on a panini and eat it up? you seriously think that of me? that i want to take a handful of dried up old man ass crumbs and eat them like pop rocks????? you seriously think that?????????
Homophobe chuds think we're all perverts that sit all day thinking about delicious scrumptious shards of calcified shit or the..the delicious texture when you rub your tongue over that flaky and cracking crust, like an elephants callused foot. I would never want to pop off a little barnacle nugget and bite into it, the dried poop dust combining with my saliva as it melts in my mouth like a whopper
alot of people that hate gays are also very scared of becoming gay themselfes
seeing 2 men kiss turned op on so much he must post these threads endlessly or else he will download grindr
I first realized I was gay during a bowel movement one day. >I shat such a large loaf, I just wish I could shit that loaf again. >So I tried it. >It was gross at first, but the stool was so firm it didn’t break apart when I lifted it out of the toilet bowl. >My ass was empty, but I clenched it as hard as I could as if I was trying to have a bowel movement. >This opened my ass just wide enough for me to begin to snake the stool back inside. >It was cold haha! But it warmed up the further up it went. >I sneezed and my ass cut the stool in half and it plopped back into the toilet water. >I realized then why it was relatively easy to re-insert the stool, it was the toilet water. >The water was a rancid greenish brown, but I figured all this was just in my body moments ago, so it was clean enough that I probably wouldn’t get sick if it went back inside me. >The pinched loaf went in easier than the first half. >At this point, I REALLY have to poop haha, but I endure. >The entire length was inside me again, I can feel the heat returning as my body’s energy warms the waterlogged logs. >I release…
I bought my first dildo and downloaded grindr that day. True story.
I love how monkeypox just lights up all the areas they've been shoving into infected buttholes with sores so you can see exactly how degenerate they are kek.
Thanks for reminding me. The media were prepping it as the second covid, but when it was getting obvious only gays were spreading it (and by some huge fricking coincidence children and dogs with gay parents were catching it), the media suddenly dropped it, completely.
>Push hairy bearded man on the bed >Chip away at his grimed crusty outer layer >Bask in the delights of the inflamed and diseased inner layer >So diseased with various white and gray spots that it looks like zebra hide on the wrong animal >butthole so loose and blown out that the innards immediately begin to fall onto the bed in a long, bright red tube >So thick and red it is like a fire extinguisher >Grab the prolapsing flesh tube in both hands >Start deepthroating it >Zombies scratching at the window >Don't even care >Start scratching the flesh tube to add to the sounds
>This person doesnt know what the hell hes doing! >Oh so please, tell me, what food produces the best texture of crust? Was it beans and rice or eggs and salmon? Because i forget. And if our ass sweat is not cardio induced then how can our crust be organically pure? I mean is one shit flake, one dingleberry, two pieces of leftover corn, containing of course two braps with a mixture of diarrhea and dick cheese then what amount of spit would we need to add to get a pure crust? Because I forgot. Come on, help me out, PROFESSOR!
iam literally bi and let old guys suck me off for weed money sometimes
theres this very deperate dude who will lick my butthole and suck on my balls like crazy and paying me 100 bucks for it
iam genuinly thinking of quitting my job since its alot in little time
and before you ask prostitution is legal where i life
however i would never frick a random dude in the ass or let myself get fricked
just getting sucked off and rimmed is hot enough
only time i fcked someone was this very very cute 18yo twink with a very clean ass
no shitdick and it was the best orgasm i ever had
you chuds will never experience the amount of bliss and sexual gratification i had
all you ever will know is the feeling of your hand
iam sorry for all of you but also happy that i will not end up like this
iam literally bi and let old guys suck me off for weed money sometimes
theres this very deperate dude who will lick my butthole and suck on my balls like crazy and paying me 100 bucks for it
iam genuinly thinking of quitting my job since its alot in little time
and before you ask prostitution is legal where i life
however i would never frick a random dude in the ass or let myself get fricked
just getting sucked off and rimmed is hot enough
only time i fcked someone was this very very cute 18yo twink with a very clean ass
no shitdick and it was the best orgasm i ever had
you chuds will never experience the amount of bliss and sexual gratification i had
all you ever will know is the feeling of your hand
iam sorry for all of you but also happy that i will not end up like this
no human is truly clean
anytime you breathe you are literally breathing in shit particles from every living being around you
we are shit, made in it and ending in it
No. You can wash your asscrack so the surface is clean but inside your ass there is shit. Feces. I think about feces if I’m trying to make my boner go away but gays dive right in. Disgusting.
you can never truly clean shit particles dumbass
theire in the air
literally just going outside or opening your window you WILL breathe in random peoples shit particles
and you have already
if i wasnt about to eat right now i would look for a graph of the amount of shit humans consume every year just from breathing in shit particles
>I've never eaten anything but mcdonald in my life: the post
you're disgusting lmao
you can never truly clean shit particles dumbass
theire in the air
literally just going outside or opening your window you WILL breathe in random peoples shit particles
and you have already
if i wasnt about to eat right now i would look for a graph of the amount of shit humans consume every year just from breathing in shit particles
>THERE ARE CLOUDS OF GASEOUS SHIT IN THE AIR THAT’S WHY I DILDO MYSELF IT’S SCIENCE!
cope of the fricking century lmfao wow
true chads are bi
also women lick alot of ass
if u ever been outside women love facesitting and getting farted in their mouth
literally anytime you kiss a woman youre kissing another mans ASS
think about it
a message from USHIROMIYA BATTLER
GOD IM SO HARD BABY I WANNA MINE THAT CRUST VEIN SO BAD BABY UGGHHHH THE TIP OF MY DICK JUST CRUMBLED YOUR UPPER LAYER BABY I FEEL LIKE VERNON PICK BABY UGHHHH GIVE ME THAT SHITTANIUM FEVER BABY
gays saw two dirty unwashed men having ass sex in the middle of the sweltering apocalypse and thought it was the greatest cinematic achievement of all time." It's so romantic and touching"
The meme is to draw attention to the true nature of gay apocalypse ass sex and the hygienic consequences of such deviant acts
you pretty much need to have an enema to have non poop ass sex. are these old apocalypse fruits really douching and flushing out their buttholes every night?
Last of Us had a bottle episode with two gay survivalists in it that had no bearing on the rest of the story. They fricked, OP picrel. An anon thought about what anal sex would realistically be like in a post-apocalyptic world. It took off from there.
I used to have this fantastic infographic where it was a compilation of gay degeneracy from multiple web forums, shit that would make any normie puke. Used to post it all the fricking time and catch bans from it because all the mods are troony liberals. New computer though, someone help me out and post it. Real oldgay shit at this point but I have faith one of you will have it
>umm anon why do you have images of a mans shitty butthole saved on your phone? >UMM TO OWN THE GAYS?! >wtf....sorry but iam gone >NOOOO STUPID FRICKING LEFTARD ROASTIE CHOKE ON SOME BBC
why are chuds like this? who in their right mind downloads images like these and thinks of gay sex all the fricking time
just disgusting and revolting
download a naked pic of megan fox or something
also hitler killed himself and trump will lose
its already starting to become counter culture again to be leftist and theres nothing you chuddies can do against it besides piss and cry all day
Gays actually like the gross scat shit though, they just don't admit it and the fact isn't mainstream, so when we mock their degenerate filth fetish they seethe. Read the works of Samuel Delaney or Dennis Cooper
I first realized I was gay during a bowel movement one day. >I shat such a large loaf, I just wish I could shit that loaf again. >So I tried it. >It was gross at first, but the stool was so firm it didn’t break apart when I lifted it out of the toilet bowl. >My ass was empty, but I clenched it as hard as I could as if I was trying to have a bowel movement. >This opened my ass just wide enough for me to begin to snake the stool back inside. >It was cold haha! But it warmed up the further up it went. >I sneezed and my ass cut the stool in half and it plopped back into the toilet water. >I realized then why it was relatively easy to re-insert the stool, it was the toilet water. >The water was a rancid greenish brown, but I figured all this was just in my body moments ago, so it was clean enough that I probably wouldn’t get sick if it went back inside me. >The pinched loaf went in easier than the first half. >At this point, I REALLY have to poop haha, but I endure. >The entire length was inside me again, I can feel the heat returning as my body’s energy warms the waterlogged logs. >I release…
I bought my first dildo and downloaded grindr that day. True story.
rusanglogermcucks desperately want to be seen as Europeans but will be Asian gypsies from the ADs. This causes them to have a cognitive dissonance that seeps into various other aspects of their lives and homosexuality is one of the most common byproducts of this cognitive dissonance. My theory is that if rusanglogermcucks are given proper education of their mongolturkic roots, their rates of homosexuality and transvestitism would go down significantly.
newbie. It's a Romanian that hates Hungarians and thinks they're Huns. Romanian entire personality is hating on the "bozgors" which are basically East Asian newcomers from behind the Urals.
Beneath the golden, sun-kissed dome, where flour's whispers hum,
Two hearts align, their hunger shared, a crusty kingdom come.
Not pastry light, nor doughy fluff, but sturdy walls of wheat,
A shared canvas for affection, a warmth their fingers meet.
One, fingers strong, with practiced touch, unfurls the blistered shell,
The other waits, eyes bright with hunger, for the savory tale to tell.
Each crackle sings of comfort deep, a symphony of trust,
The scent of hearth and laughter's flame, a rising golden gust.
They break not in two, but share the whole, a jagged, jagged prize,
Dipping crumbs in depths of gravy, where secrets simmer, lies.
Each bite, a toast to crusty love, a bond in every crunch,
The sauce, a silken river flowing, whispers unspoken lunch.
No need for silver, china thin, nor crystal's fragile kiss,
Their hands, the chalice and the plate, where shared contentment is.
With laughter lines around their eyes, and smiles that melt like cheese,
They feast on crust and tenderness, a symphony at ease.
For in the crunch of golden armor, the heart of wheat laid bare,
Love finds its haven, warm and true, a haven beyond compare.
So raise a flagon, filled with gravy, to these men strong and kind,
Whose love, like bread, in crusty comfort, forever shall they find.
Did they really say that?
Does the green mouldy patina growing on my husband's crust count as grass?
For straight men you sure think about gay sex a lot.
>oink for me Steve
>*squeeeeeee*
>is your ass wet?
>*squeee* I just shat so it’s a little chunky but creamy
>perfect, will you suck it clean after?
>I can’t wait
This is “sex” to you? Pooping old men? The frick?
>gay propaganda is constantly and aggressively shoved in media, becoming more and more difficult to avoid
>dude why are you so obsessed with gay stuff, just ignore it
Yeah this is a totally reasonable response to gay propaganda
it's absolutely a true and reasonable response
>are those shitposts? AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE I'M MINDBROKEN
Seethe.
>noo you can’t just describe gay “sex”
Wtf would be a reasonable response to gay propaganda in your mind?
Yeah it's totally reasonable to cum from the feeling of taking a shit and get an erection when you smell the backdraft of sewage when the stranger in a public bathroom spreads them cheeks.
conservatives are mindbroken
>it's not my fault I'm interested in it, it's their fault for making it available to me
Lol sorry to tell you my dude but I think you have some soul searching to do
>um ackshually it's YOUR fault for complaining about how this gay propaganda is shoved in your face
Wtf is this cope, lmao
Yeah pretty much. Here is thing, you don't like thing, good for you. Cry harder you repressed gay idiot.
let us crust in piece
Cope more crusty homosexual.
They're really crusting a line
got crust on the brain what can i say
for you
They would jump at anal with a woman if given the chance.
Biggest gay cope lmao
Biggest gay cope lmao
>you dont want to stick your dick inside of a hole filled with shit?
>you must secretly be gay!
Crustmaxxer bros, what’s the optimal level of crust? I wash my ass about once every week, is that crusty enough?
ebin r8 m8
watch it, crussy
Another crusty thread added to the crusty thread archive folder
Underrated
OH FRICK YOUR CRUSTY BUTTHOLE GOT SHIT ALL OVER MY DICK OH FRICK THATS HOT
You forgot your aids pills fricking homosexual.
Go die in a ditch.
crustpilled thread
>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fricking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>frick shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
Mm that's some good crust
>crust hymen
I gagged
huehuehuehue
I can't believe gays actually do this
They unironically do
Cinemaphile is so back. 2024 is going to be our best year ever
you're a funny guy, anon
now that's crusty
>feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
I had to stop here, I'm sorry
Holy shit
>"And we call our act... The Aristocrats!"
Ahhh frick yes I love being a GAY 50 year old BEARDED man in the apocalypse. No showers, no deodorant or soap, no trimming or grooming equipment,no air conditioning, and most importantly NO TOILET PAPER. The world before frowned on me and my husband's crustscepades, but now that the world ended we have the full freedom to indulge in each other's rotting gay crusts. And guess what chud? It's valid. It's beautiful. It's everything.
They had all that shit, they were preppers
so you're saying they prepped their bussies for maximum cleanliness?
Imagine wasting resources during a zombie apocalypse for your homosexual anal-stretching ritual.
They had a very clean home, so it's likely.
that's terrible, the crust is the best part of fricking ur bro. are we sure these guys were even in love?
>The Crust of Love***
remember bucks, always wash yo ass
More like PRePpers
Gay men, please unironically answer this: Are most gay men okay with going bareback into unwashed, hairy crusty buttholes? Call me biased, but most of y'all seem to take personal hygiene and grooming very seriously. In my mind that doesn't fit together with sailing the brown seas.
>Oof, thats good gut
>we saved our first crust ring as a memento, it's sitting framed above the fireplace
SNIFF MY SHIT BALLS
DUNK MY BALLS IN SHIT AND LICK THEM
ARE YOU FISTING MY ASS YET I CAN’T TELL
OH MAN SUCK MY POOP SHOOT
MY ASS IS QUIVERING
BROWN TOWN BROWN TOWN
I’M GONNA SHIT
(gay “sex” ladies and gentlemen)
>two 60 year old homosexuals pooping on each others nasty dicks
>Whos hungry for pie??
it was kino
no
it was even better
it was crusto
>Cinemaphile's latest forced meme
>it's about shit stained male buttholes
Never change.
The only funny meme this place has produced since 2016
It's really not funny. It's just disgusting.
>4chinz is too disgusting for me I am getting the ick!
Black person do you know where you are?
I've been here since before you were born, kiddo.
meme?
Incels seethe because they'll never know how sweet and romantic it is to have their bussyhymen broken.
FUUUUGGGHHHHHHH UGGGHHHHH BABY YOUR CRUSTY butthole FEELS SO GOOD UGGGHHHHH FUGGGGHHH THE WAY YOUR THORNY ASS HAIRS SCRATCH AND SIZZLE AS I PUSH MY BLEEDING wiener INTO THAT MUSKY TURD TUNNEL OF YOURS GETS ME SO TURNED ON. GOD BABY I CAN SEE YOU LOVE IT TOO, YOUR SHIT COVERED wiener IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW. THE MORE I PUSH THE MORE CRUSTY SHIT SPRAYS ALL OVER YOUR BALLS AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD. GOD I WANNA SNIFF ALL THOSE SHITTY CRUST FLAKES OFF YOUR BALLS. UGGHH BABY IM GONNA COME IN YOUR DUMPING DITCH BABY UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I CAN FEEL THE POO GOO FLOODING INTO MY URETHRA AS I PUSH OUT MY SEMEN UGGHHH THATS OUR LOVE EXCHANGE BABY THE SEMEN MIXING WITH YOUR SHIT INSIDE MY DICK UGHHHH FRICK IT SMELLS I CAN FEEL IT GOING INTO MY VEINS AND MY HEART IS GETTING CLOGGED WITH SHIT AND IM DEVELOPING A CRUST HEART BABY UGGHH IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK THATS SO GOOD BABY HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGG
Only hot femboys aged 18-23 should legally be allowed to be fricked by men, anything else is illegal
chuds will never understand the joy of the first dingleberry crust enveloping their penis head
it’s like a mistletoe for homosexuals
It would be funny but they aren't clever enough to take it further. Nobody has posted
Just Crust my shit up with a brendon pic
Nobody with a Paul walker pic ordering tuna with no crust with the pasta about him showing while guys his to be heterosexual to an entire generation.
There are so many clever things you could do but people here are usually morons.
>people here are usually morons
You fit right in, then.
Koth pic of hank
>Crusty old Bones full of green crust
>green Crust?
Get on it guys.
Those are dead memes. It isn't clever
>two trannies walk into a gay bar
>theyre “lesbians”
>poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear
>their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt
>everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male)
>the two trannies disappear into the bathroom
>echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums
>blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters
>their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown
>outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor…
>when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out
>buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge
>grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons
>they begin shitting
>whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion
>onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love
>fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles
>the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other
>the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing
>their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts
>the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid
>the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
# love wins
i think i have crustlust fever
when its time to bust i need that crust
girl love is so pure, gays will never have this
at least dykes just play with each other’s pussies instead of violently fisting and jerking off with each other’s asses
I love most fictional lesbian couples but gay dudes are repulsive.
The only thing they love is Ivory Tower
wrong
girl on left is literally me
iljin absolutely fricked at least seoyeon
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to survive the pink ghetto
it is what it is
Nice crusty quads
quad quads with a webm of girl quads
got some rust on the old nuts, it just needs some crust
just admit you're a closet homo, its 2024 now, theres no shame in liking the same sex
>Oh frick yeah, pull on my chest hair while you sit on my poopy stick. Frick yes, let me stir up that shit soup. Chunky's can't even compare
I'm seeing double, there's four Krustys!
favourite food for crustmaxxing
Honestly indian. Then do a quick rub instead of wiping. A few days later you will start feeling some crust building up. when it starts itching bad its time to let your bf in
this thread is fricking killing me
crust in piece
If anything that's raw, greasy, soggy.
Looks like a bunch of prairie-dogging buttholes.
those hotdogs look the theyre crust cresting
heheh as a meme right?
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Crust (1999)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Crust (2002)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Crust (2005)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Crust (1977)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Crust Strikes Back (1980)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Crust (1983)
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Crust Awakens (2015)
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Crust (2017)
Dr. Crust
From the Shower With Crust
Crustfinger
Thundercrustball
You Only Crust Once
On His Majesty’s Crusted Anus
Incontinence is Forever
Live and Let Crust
The Man With the Golden Crust
The Diarrhea Who Crusted Me
Pooncruster
For Your Crusted Butthole Only
Octocrusty
A View to a Crust
The Living Crustlights
License to Crust
Crustedbrowneye
Tomorrow’s Crust Dies
The Crust is Not Crusty Enough
Crust Another Day
Crustino Roycruste
Crustum of Bottom
Crustfall
Sphinctre
No Crust to Crust
>Sphinctre
I still couldn't believe they actually made that commercial, kek.
>~~*Dr. Evan Goldstein*~~
I'm going to donate my crust to a hungry Holocaust survivor
CRUST frick my shit up senpai
>when your husband already took a dump and a shower today
His career: crusted and lubeless
>BRO YOURE GAPING ME
>Just how far can your ass stretch? both my wrists are inside.
>KEEP GOING TIL YOU HIT MY SMALL INTESTINE, YOU HAVE YOUR DIAPER ON?
>Yes, LittleSpace Play is a-go, safe word is “mama” I’m just so turned on by children.
>PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN MY ASS.
>Theres already two fists.
>I NEED TO FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING THE BIGGEST DUMP OF MY LIFE
>I’m gonna shit my LittleSpace diaper…
>NOOO YOU’RE FISTS ARE MAKING ME SHIT!
>Shit on this baby!
>FECES!!!!!
>Mama! Mama!
>NOPE. EAT SHIT.
^ the American left, everyone
They're just like us!
>when you bust in some crust
The Crust Of Us: Part 1
The last of crust
bump
i got that lust for some crust
Why are these threads hitting so hard?
i mean that's pretty impressive, i really doubt any of us could make food art like that
Shit looks like it was made by AI or photoshop.
I make my food to taste good, not look good on instagram
>GAY WOMEN SCENE GOOD
>GAY MEN SCENE BAD
why are chuds like this
Fresh cup of joe and some good ol New years morning crust! Based!!
>THE POWER OF CRUST CUMPELLS YOU
How is any of this homophobic? Shitfricking causes anal bleeding, anal leakage and lifelong incontinence, they have to wear butt plugs and diapers, they give each other AIDS and all sorts of diseases, gay people come to fetishize shit and scat, these are all facts about their lifestyle. It is good to know what we are being asked to "tolerate".
Truth itself is antisemitism.
>wearing diapers was totally worth getting my butthole completely ruined before i could legally drink
amazing cope
gays are just too repulsive. ass sex is repulsive. and the porn industry encouraged and normalizing anal so now people think it's just funny and haha and a lifestyle to treat your rectum like a storage unit.
I feel the same way about gays as I do about some furries jacking it to dogs or bronies. I don’t want men who aren’t attracted to women near me. There’s something profoundly wrong with you.
>Crustthirst is so strong that a young 16 year old guy's butthole has been reduced to ruins
>Permanent diapers
Is crustlust so addictive that you'd essentially put yourself on disability because you can't get enough of it?
that's a troll account
So gay sex in general is just a troll account? Makes sense.
>take off the crust? but that's the best part..
I was so sad when these two died together but it was such a beautiful moment. Crust in peace.
>when a muthafricka tries to bust your crust with a muthafrickin crustbuster
im assuming these guys lived in the crust belt
>URGHHH PUT YOUR DICK IN MY CRUSTY butthole
You're nasty.
i crusted you
i crusted you
i crusted you
i crusted you
i crusted you
i crusted you
Gays are disgusting to non gays. Don't take it personal. It's like a 600lb woman with a shit stain on her sweatpants. Do they exist? Yes. Do I want to look at it? No. Simple as.
the female body is beautiful. old hairy man dingleberry encrusted buttholes are not
My crusty shit flakes dangle from my asshairs like cherries in a verdant garden
>two women getting themselves horny and ready to be impregnated by you
vs
>two disgusting men swapping ass cream and farting on each other’s balls
>lesbians want to be impregnated by men
moron
Who said anything about want?
It's more fun when they don't want it, moron.
Are they doing things that involve ripping open a hairy butthole?
Men are for loving, women are for fricking. This is the way of true men.
just to be fair he only blows him in this scene. a blowjob is pretty far from plowing crusty butthole.
captcha GAY
>crustphobic people being bigoted against the crust community
Come on guys. It's 2024.
We have to be more tolerant of crust-Americans.
I blame western sea crusters
Trump is canonically the first Crust-American president in US history. We still have a long way to go Crust-bros.
Wait so Trump really does wear a diaper? Just like a baby... frick that's so hot...
Yup. Trump smells like shit and that so fricking sexy baby.
Frick I wish I was a little baby in a DIAPER that is filled to the brim with SHIT frick let it crust, I'm just a little crust bawd infant little baby, shit on me mmmmophmm shit on baby shit on baby AWW FRICK that will crust nicely
That would be Obama. Scratch that. Jimmy Carter.
Nah they were lubed. You clearly don’t crust.
I stand with the LGBTC community.
>Ohhhh frick yes, fart in my face! Shit, the smell is seeping into my beard. It smells like fricking eggs, I can still smell it
>I’ll have the tuna, no crust
homophobe OP keeps spamming these unfunny crust threads because he knows he'll die alone and never find love like the rest of us gays. He will die alone and forgotten forever.
Post crust or GTFO homosexual
You tell him!
Mmm and now show us that crussy, boy.
whats with the anti-crust sentiment? are you a bigot?
When did you first realize you were sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit?
>Is this the Crusty Crab?
>called crusty crab
>secret ingredient is just crust
BRAVO NOLAN
one involves frickin crusty old man ass you fricking fool
so if it were two twinks you'd be fine?
OBVIOUSLY two twinks having clean sex is much less absurd than two old bearded men having crusty poop sex in the apocalypse
>two twinks
>clean
>sex
Two men using each others buttholes to jerk each other off is not clean and is it sex lol
cleaner than old man apocalypse poop ass thats for sure
splitting hairs
imagine the stink and damp must of a room after two trannies were dildoing each other in there
the smell of a moose vomiting
The pastas in this thread are extremely coarse and childish, but I haven't laughed so much for a while.
you aint no wussy when poundin that crussy
why are homophobes obsessed with... delicious... succulent.... tasty.... flaky..... crust
seriously why are they always making these threads about flavorful crusty delicious ass flakes of shit, you think i wanna eat that? you think i wanna put that on a panini and eat it up? you seriously think that of me? that i want to take a handful of dried up old man ass crumbs and eat them like pop rocks????? you seriously think that?????????
Homophobe chuds think we're all perverts that sit all day thinking about delicious scrumptious shards of calcified shit or the..the delicious texture when you rub your tongue over that flaky and cracking crust, like an elephants callused foot. I would never want to pop off a little barnacle nugget and bite into it, the dried poop dust combining with my saliva as it melts in my mouth like a whopper
>crusty at first
>and then the AIDS filled blood
that pie is a work of art
>sour. sweet. gone.
CRUSTEH SCAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAABED
ANUS
IS THE ANUUUUUUUUUS
FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Crust helps to stop the worms escaping... until the seal is broken.
im gonna fricking throw up
Imagine a pringles can full of earthworms.
What's your favourite William Friedkin kino? Mine is Crusting.
>Give me 700 crusty burgers!
>You want hair with that?
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alot of people that hate gays are also very scared of becoming gay themselfes
seeing 2 men kiss turned op on so much he must post these threads endlessly or else he will download grindr
poobuttass
Yup that’s what happened to me and now I can’t get enough of shit crusts. I want that shit dripped on me like hot candle wax.
I wasn’t raped as a child so luckily I’m not at risk for “becoming gay.”
Preach it, brother. Now how about I have some bussy action with yo moist ass?
this is why I don't hate racists, nazis or transphobes
I first realized I was gay during a bowel movement one day.
>I shat such a large loaf, I just wish I could shit that loaf again.
>So I tried it.
>It was gross at first, but the stool was so firm it didn’t break apart when I lifted it out of the toilet bowl.
>My ass was empty, but I clenched it as hard as I could as if I was trying to have a bowel movement.
>This opened my ass just wide enough for me to begin to snake the stool back inside.
>It was cold haha! But it warmed up the further up it went.
>I sneezed and my ass cut the stool in half and it plopped back into the toilet water.
>I realized then why it was relatively easy to re-insert the stool, it was the toilet water.
>The water was a rancid greenish brown, but I figured all this was just in my body moments ago, so it was clean enough that I probably wouldn’t get sick if it went back inside me.
>The pinched loaf went in easier than the first half.
>At this point, I REALLY have to poop haha, but I endure.
>The entire length was inside me again, I can feel the heat returning as my body’s energy warms the waterlogged logs.
>I release…
I bought my first dildo and downloaded grindr that day. True story.
Gays are disease carrying degenerates and they all need killed
Good morning Sir I bloody bloody agree
india must be heaven for gays, its probably the crust capital of the world
The shit dries out quickly in the sun.
bros i think i OD'd on crust what do
I love how monkeypox just lights up all the areas they've been shoving into infected buttholes with sores so you can see exactly how degenerate they are kek.
I like how as soon as public school children were contracting monkeypox from their teachers the media completely memoryholed it.
Thanks for reminding me. The media were prepping it as the second covid, but when it was getting obvious only gays were spreading it (and by some huge fricking coincidence children and dogs with gay parents were catching it), the media suddenly dropped it, completely.
>God I miss Taco Tuesdays
>it really put the spice into our relationship
>Push hairy bearded man on the bed
>Chip away at his grimed crusty outer layer
>Bask in the delights of the inflamed and diseased inner layer
>So diseased with various white and gray spots that it looks like zebra hide on the wrong animal
>butthole so loose and blown out that the innards immediately begin to fall onto the bed in a long, bright red tube
>So thick and red it is like a fire extinguisher
>Grab the prolapsing flesh tube in both hands
>Start deepthroating it
>Zombies scratching at the window
>Don't even care
>Start scratching the flesh tube to add to the sounds
ngl reading some of this shit makes me wanna vomit wtf is wrong with you guys
you must embrace the crust
Hateful homophobic speech is not tolerated here. Consider yourself warned.
>being crustphobic in 2024
shut the frick up chud
you can stop making this thread if you want. seriously
Dropping by with a crustphobic image to rustle the trains jimmies while talking to my wife. Cheers
my favourite new meme
only a matter of time before the janjans spoil the fun
This is just a thread discussing the last of crust + the jannies are too busy jerking off to the greentexts.
>This person doesnt know what the hell hes doing!
>Oh so please, tell me, what food produces the best texture of crust? Was it beans and rice or eggs and salmon? Because i forget. And if our ass sweat is not cardio induced then how can our crust be organically pure? I mean is one shit flake, one dingleberry, two pieces of leftover corn, containing of course two braps with a mixture of diarrhea and dick cheese then what amount of spit would we need to add to get a pure crust? Because I forgot. Come on, help me out, PROFESSOR!
this reminds me of the time in history when roosevelt and his crustbusters attempted to rid the US of homos. they were unsuccessful
is that a real thing? wouldn't that hurt you penis?
Can someone redpill me on crusts?
iam literally bi and let old guys suck me off for weed money sometimes
theres this very deperate dude who will lick my butthole and suck on my balls like crazy and paying me 100 bucks for it
iam genuinly thinking of quitting my job since its alot in little time
and before you ask prostitution is legal where i life
however i would never frick a random dude in the ass or let myself get fricked
just getting sucked off and rimmed is hot enough
only time i fcked someone was this very very cute 18yo twink with a very clean ass
no shitdick and it was the best orgasm i ever had
you chuds will never experience the amount of bliss and sexual gratification i had
all you ever will know is the feeling of your hand
iam sorry for all of you but also happy that i will not end up like this
Crust status?
>only time i fcked someone was this very very cute 18yo twink with a very clean ass
>a very clean ass
No crust?
> clean ass
literal oxymoron lol
no human is truly clean
anytime you breathe you are literally breathing in shit particles from every living being around you
we are shit, made in it and ending in it
No. You can wash your asscrack so the surface is clean but inside your ass there is shit. Feces. I think about feces if I’m trying to make my boner go away but gays dive right in. Disgusting.
>I've never eaten anything but mcdonald in my life: the post
you're disgusting lmao
you can never truly clean shit particles dumbass
theire in the air
literally just going outside or opening your window you WILL breathe in random peoples shit particles
and you have already
if i wasnt about to eat right now i would look for a graph of the amount of shit humans consume every year just from breathing in shit particles
>THERE ARE CLOUDS OF GASEOUS SHIT IN THE AIR THAT’S WHY I DILDO MYSELF IT’S SCIENCE!
cope of the fricking century lmfao wow
okay but youre still breathing in shit
>dildoing is le bad because I say so
the neurosis is real
the human anus is outbound only, literally every time you "dildo" you are subjecting it to truama that will cause the sphincter to fail eventually
u say failed sphincter i say successful crust spigot
Ask your mom what a enema is.
crustpilled
lubed post
Sounds Crusty
>twink with a very clean ass no shitdick
So no crust? Hard pass
r8 his crust
when the abyss stares back at you
>Look at that dark brown coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, he even has an ass mole.
too moist 1/10
Look at this beautiful female woman. Truly progressive and brave.
is this the real thing or an AI pic of a flowery field or something? I don’t wanna click
its a cave. its safe anon
it's 'cado's crustslot with a filter (the original is autofiltered)
ahaha holy shit the original was spammed so much that they autofiltered it? im laughing so hard right now
jlaws butthole is also filtered
very lubed and crustfree btw
totally sfw its just an ai recreation using two coconuts
homie got a butt-c**t
As a human male are you supposed to have feces crusts in your butthole? Have i been wiping wrong this whole time?
If you’re not building up a healthy layer of centimetre thick shit crust around and over your butthole, you are NOT crustpilled.
you gotta sport the crust
oh great, the new forced meme is another fudgepacker meme
They're only scratching the surface of the crust
miss me with that gay shit
Petition to rename gay right activists to "crustaders"
crustlers
this is literally just a log thread in disguise
log ‘n ‘e ‘log?
true chads are bi
also women lick alot of ass
if u ever been outside women love facesitting and getting farted in their mouth
literally anytime you kiss a woman youre kissing another mans ASS
think about it
a message from USHIROMIYA BATTLER
Lubed
crustbuster chad. keep on poppin those crusts
Crust thread voiced from a previous thread https://vocaroo.com/16VHcxyCAPv2
GOD IM SO HARD BABY I WANNA MINE THAT CRUST VEIN SO BAD BABY UGGHHHH THE TIP OF MY DICK JUST CRUMBLED YOUR UPPER LAYER BABY I FEEL LIKE VERNON PICK BABY UGHHHH GIVE ME THAT SHITTANIUM FEVER BABY
OH BABY I WANT TO STUFF YOUR CRUST FULL OF MY CUM
whats the origin of this crust meme
jesus crust died for our meme
Dont wash your ass
Develop a nice thick crust
gays saw two dirty unwashed men having ass sex in the middle of the sweltering apocalypse and thought it was the greatest cinematic achievement of all time." It's so romantic and touching"
The meme is to draw attention to the true nature of gay apocalypse ass sex and the hygienic consequences of such deviant acts
>unwashed
you keep repeating this but they LITERALLY had both a showe in the scene before
So you actually watched it... you watched two men having gay sex...
you pretty much need to have an enema to have non poop ass sex. are these old apocalypse fruits really douching and flushing out their buttholes every night?
they didnt have poop sex in the scene, just blowjob
more like a poopjob
>you pretty much need to have an enema to have non poop ass sex
no you just need to eat your fiber
thats how you get oil slicked roads. not crusty, but creamy. butt creamy
Last of Us had a bottle episode with two gay survivalists in it that had no bearing on the rest of the story. They fricked, OP picrel. An anon thought about what anal sex would realistically be like in a post-apocalyptic world. It took off from there.
This made me think of /crust/
Uhhhhhnnnnnnnnn
*cums*
I used to have this fantastic infographic where it was a compilation of gay degeneracy from multiple web forums, shit that would make any normie puke. Used to post it all the fricking time and catch bans from it because all the mods are troony liberals. New computer though, someone help me out and post it. Real oldgay shit at this point but I have faith one of you will have it
no crust, no party
>umm anon why do you have images of a mans shitty butthole saved on your phone?
>UMM TO OWN THE GAYS?!
>wtf....sorry but iam gone
>NOOOO STUPID FRICKING LEFTARD ROASTIE CHOKE ON SOME BBC
why are chuds like this? who in their right mind downloads images like these and thinks of gay sex all the fricking time
just disgusting and revolting
download a naked pic of megan fox or something
also hitler killed himself and trump will lose
its already starting to become counter culture again to be leftist and theres nothing you chuddies can do against it besides piss and cry all day
bro, we’re just having a laugh actual gays have this shit saved to literally jerk off to lol
Gays actually like the gross scat shit though, they just don't admit it and the fact isn't mainstream, so when we mock their degenerate filth fetish they seethe. Read the works of Samuel Delaney or Dennis Cooper
We need a new crust general soon
@194233042
b8
just crust my shit up
crustpunks
is neil aware of this meme?
it seems like it would make him seethe at max capacity.
someone just tweet him a pic of a greentext ffs
underrated
This is the best Cinemaphile thread in years. Don’t let this energy die crustbros.
Why are white people like this?
rusanglogermcucks desperately want to be seen as Europeans but will be Asian gypsies from the ADs. This causes them to have a cognitive dissonance that seeps into various other aspects of their lives and homosexuality is one of the most common byproducts of this cognitive dissonance. My theory is that if rusanglogermcucks are given proper education of their mongolturkic roots, their rates of homosexuality and transvestitism would go down significantly.
*will always be
So what if I have Asian ancestors? I'm European now.
Never ever, Hansdeep Nigelwong.
Daily reminder to end your miserable life. Not a single person will miss you.
>thread making fun of gays
>le rusanglo LARPer out of nowhere
>confirms himself as the israelite troony nazi spammer
lmao
jews are also mongolturkics like rusanglogermcucks fyi
newbie. It's a Romanian that hates Hungarians and thinks they're Huns. Romanian entire personality is hating on the "bozgors" which are basically East Asian newcomers from behind the Urals.
you are without a doubt the biggest gay in this thread
>written, produced and performed by israelites
??
White cope
lol what? Ron Pearlman logic?
>HEY LIL ANON I JUST ATE A MAN’S ASS AND SUCKED HIS DICK, I BET YOU FEEL LIKE A homosexual NOW HUH?
>Oh we don't have laws anymore!
>Really? let's get married!
>Till crust tears us apart?
why do gays get so mad when you mention the fact that they are literally in love with male human feces?
The parasites making them attracted to shit don't want to be discovered and removed.
crust cadets
I'm getting concerned; why are the mods allowing such blatant and toxic homophobia on Cinemaphile?
What are you talking about? Crust consumption is a staple of the homosexual community you stupid chud
The jannies don't need to clean up the shit if it's already crusted over
What's homophobic about it? We're discrusted, not afraid.
>this entire thread
cool it with the antisemitism, this is beautiful and diverse LGBTQHIV+ love
>he doesn't crust it up
ngmi
petition to add change LGBTQIA to LGBTQIAC to add us crustsexuals
crust-sexuals are already covered by GBT
OH SHIT TIME FOR KING DEDEDE COSPLAY
What do you call a gay chinese man? A CRUSTASIAN
heh
CRUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
Did they really assfrick? Or did they just kiss and touch dicks? I stopped watching the episode after like 15 mins.
they crusted
THEY CRUST NOW?
Congratulations. This may be the worst meme yet.
What meme?? It’s just gay love.
Love between two men is a "meme" to you?
scully you oughta know... CRUST NO ONE
Me and my crusband just got done rootin around in the dumpster out behind the uncrustables factory. Frick yeah.
Beneath the golden, sun-kissed dome, where flour's whispers hum,
Two hearts align, their hunger shared, a crusty kingdom come.
Not pastry light, nor doughy fluff, but sturdy walls of wheat,
A shared canvas for affection, a warmth their fingers meet.
One, fingers strong, with practiced touch, unfurls the blistered shell,
The other waits, eyes bright with hunger, for the savory tale to tell.
Each crackle sings of comfort deep, a symphony of trust,
The scent of hearth and laughter's flame, a rising golden gust.
They break not in two, but share the whole, a jagged, jagged prize,
Dipping crumbs in depths of gravy, where secrets simmer, lies.
Each bite, a toast to crusty love, a bond in every crunch,
The sauce, a silken river flowing, whispers unspoken lunch.
No need for silver, china thin, nor crystal's fragile kiss,
Their hands, the chalice and the plate, where shared contentment is.
With laughter lines around their eyes, and smiles that melt like cheese,
They feast on crust and tenderness, a symphony at ease.
For in the crunch of golden armor, the heart of wheat laid bare,
Love finds its haven, warm and true, a haven beyond compare.
So raise a flagon, filled with gravy, to these men strong and kind,
Whose love, like bread, in crusty comfort, forever shall they find.