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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    die harder

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one ticket for the passion of christ 2 part 1, please!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No!

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Why? I didn't watch the original movie, but didn't the main character... die in the end?
    See this is what's wrong with modern cinema: there are no stakes when nobody fricking dies anymore. Where's the tension? Where's the drama?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus comes back in the post-credits scene

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ...has returned somehow

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, great. So it's going to be another pointless mcguffin hunt movie, then.
          Didn't Indiana Jones already do the Holy Grail thing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, great. So it's going to be another pointless mcguffin hunt movie, then.
      Didn't Indiana Jones already do the Holy Grail thing?

      ai comments

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have fallen for a psyop. There is no such thing as AI, it's all outsourced Chinese speed typists through high speed internet connections.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main character... You mean jesus you stupid homosexual?
      I did see the movie and I'm not exactly sure what a sequel is suppose to do or the story it's suppose to tell

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the Part 1 shit what killed Mission Impossible?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People want to see Tom doing drama roles not this jumping off cliffs bullshit.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 20 years, the cast have aged out of the parts. It will look like Scorsese's The Irishman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's that 33 year old Messiah you were asking about

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so lazy to bring back characters they killed off

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LoveGod
    >Love your neighbor as yourself.
    >Forgive others who have wronged you.
    >Love your enemies.
    >Ask God for forgiveness of your sins.
    >Jesus is the Messiah and was given the authority to forgive others.
    >Repentance of sins is essential.
    >Don’t be hypocritical.
    >Don’t judge others.
    >The Kingdom of God is near. It’s not the rich and powerful—but the weak and poor—who will inherit this kingdom.

    These are the teachings of Christ as written in the Bible.
    If you do not follow these teachings in your everyday life you are not a Christian.
    If you cherrypick parts of the old testament to undermine these teachings you are not a Christian and are guilty of vanity.
    teachings of Christ take presidence over all other types of knowledge.

    "....One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, “Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”
    “The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.[e] 30 Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

    Mark 12.28

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts to warn others not to judge
      >proceeds to judge and condemn
      >"If you cherrypick parts of the old testament to undermine these teachings you are not a Christian and are guilty of vanity."
      Nice hypocrisy, heretic. It is not your place to select what path others take. The bible was written by men, our relationship with God is sacred and non-dependent on anything external. Especially arbitrary high school tier drama gossip.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks I already watched Zack Snyder's Superman kinology

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=jRx8k2UgUDEbfSB5
    Kino.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >gentiles are still talking about semitic peoples form 2000 years ago

    the weird thing is that the israelites mogged so much the europeans that the euroepans adopted instantly judaism for gentiles and replaced all their paganisms quickly. this has been going for 2000 years.
    Then the judeoatheists BTFO the judeochristians with capitalism

    The other brutal mogging was with the indo-aryans mogged by the east indians proto jains and buddhists

    In america the mogging was by the judeochristians on the mesoamricans.

    The last famous mogging was the chinese destroyed by the judeoatheists in the ''century of humiliation''

    what will be the next mogging?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest mogging will be all of these christian morons being tossed in the lake of fire for idolatry.
      Fricking morons.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the jesus christ expanded universe

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, big set piece for part 1 is a military battle between Jesus and Caligula

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its clearly part one resurrection and church establishment and part two tribulations and revelation

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt mel making a movie about that rich as frick israeli family, what happened with that?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's really a live action telling of the Talmud

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he's gonna focus on Paul's conversion or the apostles's martyrdom

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So excited for fedoragays and redditors seething and spamming the catalogue with their shit when this comes out

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Second Day and Third Day
    >The Easter trilogy
    Holy kino (literally)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Mel said it would tell the story about Jesus in hell, his victory and his resurrection

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews love him so much they'll literally let him get away with anything

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i’m assuming he’s funding this mostly himself like the first one. they literally wouldn’t give him money and that’s before he went on a rant about how they run the world

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wouldn't give him money anyways, but they still suck his dick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was barred from Hollywood for years and literally all his movies get shat on by israeli critics. your insane

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no interest in seeing it.
    I hope it makes billies at the box office just for the seething it will cause.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok ok
    if they do this
    Make jesus either a giga warrior who says frick this shit y'all dont deserve me
    raises an army on earth that his father gets pissed off about and sends his own army to defeat him
    make this shit wild

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either that or... what? You said "either" but then proposed only one thing

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should do a film adaptation of The Sparrow instead.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we got book of revelation kino?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My body is ready (ง'̀-'́)ง

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