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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting off your own limb to save yourself is one of the most badass things an animal can do.

    Making threads on Cinemaphile is one of the most cringe things any animal has ever done.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. one armed gay
      nice reddit spacing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >gets btfo hard by anon
        >b-b-but y-y-your a weddit user

        lmfao what cringe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nice reddit space ultra gaylord

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        based

        >gets btfo hard by anon
        >b-b-but y-y-your a weddit user

        lmfao what cringe

        cringe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit spacing
        Whoever psyopped this gay fricking meme into the newbie vocabulary should be killed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        based
        [...]
        cringe

        We all know you're OP homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OP utterly BTFO

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >...wrong arm!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F
      still cant believe Michael Jordan died

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the simpsons did that exact joke

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  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if he accidentally cut off the wrong arm?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It'll grow back, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sure, I do it all the time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even grow a measly arm back after all that time you spent training with a namekian?
          >I'm sorry, Gohan, but I'll have to revoke your n-word pass

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I’d be able to do this
    Would probably just die in there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You physically can't do this, you'd pass out from shock long before you slowly carved your arm off with that tiny knife, and the blood loss would kill you within minutes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Boy do we have some news for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t he do it THOUGH

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Cinemaphile had a feature to immediately euthanize anyone who makes these threads

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if it were me i would just think "i can't be bothered with this" and choose to die instead

    my last thought would be "my remains will end up like one of those arranged corpses you see in a video game so they player can put together a little story" which would give me some comfort

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but then you should leave an audio log where you go "aaaaaaahhh the blood loss is about to get me"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      alright karl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dying from dehydration and starvation isnt fun let me tell you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about it anon. When was the last time you died from dehydration and starvation?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This movie wasn't intense enough for me. When they inevitably remake it, they should add a pack of pajeets trying to rape him at the bottom, so if he falls his corpse will be violated and his wallet stolen

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the interview of him describing this, it was pretty gnarly. He said that the toughest part was cutting a specific nerve which I can't remember, he felt like lightning was shooting up from his hand all the way up to his shoulder. Must've excruciating

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a positive to this experience, besides your life being saved, is that it would cause you to reevaluate and minimize every other injury you could possibly have, as youve already experienced the absolute worst pain you and most others could ever feel. I imagine it’s a pretty intoxicating feeling

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are pretty cringe ngl

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's what they don't tell you, dying of dehydration would be just as painful as cutting your arm off. The impulse to drink water would be as strong as a drowning guy's impulse to draw breath except it lasts like two days instead of a couple minutes

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, if I was in his situation I would just die

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    saw irl

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MY ARM!

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't go caving

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how will I find my reptilian gf then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Join your local synagoge.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          heh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't go caving bro
      yeah, real helpful to the %1 elite who can afford to never have to go into a cave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn’t really caving in the way most people think of it. He was climbing down into a slot canyon and just got unlucky when the rock got dislodged and trapped him.

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