>Pure enjoyment without the risk of increasing the surplus population.
>DAH JOOZ!
Or maybe I just don't want the burden of parenthood?
>Or maybe I just don't want the burden of parenthood?
From these coal black posts alone, you can just tell this anon is some old as frick millennial gay guy. It’s crazy how shit your generation is, no cap.
I've never been able to find it online but I'm 100% sure there was an Onion article called something like "Russian Billionaire Who Liked Chuck Stops Funding the Show." about an eccentric Russian billionaire who was the only person who liked Chuck on the planet and was funding the entire show for his own personal amusement.
Also Tom Paris from Star Trek:Voyager directed a ton of episodes of this show. Which is based.
Attention federal agents monitoring Cinemaphile.
Your spooky glowie mommy gfs can't possibly be this cute. I dare you to prove me wrong. You won't get off your asses to rein in the destabilizing corrupting ~~*elements*~~ in America so the least you could do is start a cloning programme for your inexplicably super attractive government employees and provide free state-approved spy wives for all of us kissless virgins. I fricking dare you to prove they're this attractive and not a bunch of ugly fat roasties. I double dare you motherfrickers. You know where I live. Don't keep me waiting.
>Sarah's whole deal is she is barely even a person >meets Chuck the guy who bonds to everyone like superglue >his impression of her materializes a personhood within her over the course of four years during which she becomes something more than a murder spy >season five finale just erases all of this
What in the god fricking damn?
The only way I can enjoyably rewatch the show is by maintaining the head canon that she remembered at the end at the beach after Chuck tells her their story
It's not millennials trooning out. You'll find way more MGTOW or ""passport bros"" among millennials than troons. Trooning is how Gen-Z is coping with their pornography exposure during their developmental years. I cant even begin to imagine what fresh hell Gen-A has in store for everyone.
Are you a crackhead or just old and senile? Almost every troon is some old ass coallennial programmer that spends way too much time on twitter and reddit.
Millennials pretty much made all the troony shit mainstream, Zoomers just took it to another level since they grew up with it being absolutely everywhere
>grew up with it being absolutely everywhere
what? troony shit is very recent. Like, it started 5 years ago or so. Before that it was limited to tumblr.
moron. All the left wing homosexual social justice bullshit was started by coallennials. Think of gamergate and all the prominent feminists. None of them are zoomers. You’re all old as frick and moronic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>None of them are zoomers.
none of them are trannies either, dipshit
it started in 2007 with the Yogyakarta conference, homosexual.
Trannies were pushed top bottom by NGO's and supranational national institutions.
9 months ago
Anonymous
lol, 2007? Was that when trannies were invented?
Look, nobody talked about them just a few years ago. They certainly were not mainstream before 2015 when the US legalized gay marriage. It's at some point not long after that that American leftists realized supporting gays isn't all that degenerate anymore and they need to focus on someone ranking higher in the oppression olympics. It's in the recent years that you started seeing more and more trannies on tv and celebs trooning out their kids. I don't know why you are pretending zoomers grew up with this stuff. Zoomers are in their 20s now
When i was young and completely tunnel visioned into Yvonne i didn't realize how good looking Chuck was.Sono bisuqgays on Cinemaphile are going through the exact same thing
The Cinemaphile threads about how "ohhh the kind guy just randomly gets a 10/10 interested in him?! bullshit self insert for incels!!!" crack me up. Nobody noticed Gojo is like 6'4 and 220 pounds in Japanese highschool?
just how does he manage to avoid being murdered by bantus or mudslimes or chavs?
he must be rich, no way he takes the tube wearing that, or even just walk on a Bongistan street.
there are hot women who are very into period clothing, such as:
simply by sharing the same interest, this dandy guy has a shot. unfortunately if were to dress like that in any major U.S. city, he would get mocked, perhaps even robbed.
The Cinemaphile threads about how "ohhh the kind guy just randomly gets a 10/10 interested in him?! bullshit self insert for incels!!!" crack me up. Nobody noticed Gojo is like 6'4 and 220 pounds in Japanese highschool?
Women work now so just having a career isn't enough. Boomer dads flat out ignored their sons most of the time and abused them at worst while allowing their sons to be molded and shaped by their female teachers, mom, and aunts. So you have a generation of men that have been molded by women to do the things that make women happy. But the reality is women are far likelier to suck Ghengis Khan's dick than they are to fall in a deep emotionally captivating love with some guy that works in insurance with a 401k
this did happen multiple times, I just never capitalized on it then girls started congregating around me being hard to flirt with and sBlack personing at me
I can think of at least four times in my life where that happened to me, but I never did anything about it, because either I was too much of a low self-esteem having sperg, or I was too busy pining away for some other chick who wanted nothing to do with me.
Still need to watch Chuck, always looked an honest and fun show, the kind they seem to have forgotten making these days in the pursuit of making everything dark and gritty or full of irritating Marvel quipping bullshit
iirc he merely supported the gamer side instead of the mass media that went on to label all gamers as misogynistic virgins for demanding integrity in gaming journalism
The main character is cringe and so is his best friend. They aren't funny or interesting, just embarrassing to watch. Imagine how much better it would be if it was just about Sarah and Casey
It would have worked if Chuck actually grew up and met Sarah, and the spy world, halfway. Him being forced into his first kill should have triggered some major character development but instead they just kept him a little boy.
Absolutely, the character is far too infantile. To see him gradually become more serious and capable would have been a vast improvement. Instead he just acts like a manchild for 2 seasons until he unlocks the Intersect, and then he becomes a ninja manchild
Just imagine how great of an arc we could have had if over the course of the series, Sarah and Casey went from being pure spies to discovering their humanity and Chuck went really dark, ultimately having to be brought back by them.
>the character is far too infantile.
that's literally what the show was about. he's a wimpy nerd.
otherwise it would have been just a show about a dude learning to be a serious spy.
there can't be any comedic or emotional contrast between him and the spy world if he just becomes one of them. >To see him gradually become more serious and capable would have been a vast improvement.
nibba just watch 24 or something. Chuck was a fricking comedy show.
it's like saying that the show would improve if all the office workers in The Office became serious and hard working.
wtf.
I'm still offended by that ending. I stick with a show that faced cancellation almost every season and all I get from the writers is a huge neon sign that says
FRICK YOU VIEWERS FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS
instead of a happy ending for Chuck and Sarah?
unironically, what the frick were they thinking? that they would get another season because the outraged audience would demand it? they would get a movie to have a real ending?
fricking morons
I'm fricking infuriated I work all day long and after I come home I just want to jerk off in peace once every two or three days. And instead of that my mother sits in the kitchen that's next to my room even though she has an entire living room with TV and books all to herself. She finds an excuse to go to my room every 5 minutes, sometimes she literally just looks around and leaves. I just want to save up some money before I move out, why is she doing this? If I jerked off 5 times a day I wouldn't say a thing, but I literally have nowhere else to do it, why can't I just jerk off in peace?
This has gotta be the most on-brand scene from the show from memory. It didn't matter that this wasn't possible in 2011 Call of Duty, it sounded cool and it was delivered as-written.
Pause
I want to plaster her face
I go by Sneed now
>It's a *Sarah wears the sexy version of the outfit everyone else has on" Episode
ugly slag
if you don't want her can I play with her?
Take that back right now !
nah doesnt do it for me without the hairband sry
>Name is Chud, honey
what did he mean by this?
Shepard!
genetically crafted booty
>banging the infertile one
>infertile
Good. Pure enjoyment without the risk of increasing the surplus population.
hello rabbi
>DAH JOOZ!
Or maybe I just don't want the burden of parenthood?
as if you had a chance
>Pure enjoyment without the risk of increasing the surplus population.
>Or maybe I just don't want the burden of parenthood?
From these coal black posts alone, you can just tell this anon is some old as frick millennial gay guy. It’s crazy how shit your generation is, no cap.
Yep
I miss this show so much
Who knew chuck would turn into chud.
His mid night vomit sessions aren't loud enough.
I've never been able to find it online but I'm 100% sure there was an Onion article called something like "Russian Billionaire Who Liked Chuck Stops Funding the Show." about an eccentric Russian billionaire who was the only person who liked Chuck on the planet and was funding the entire show for his own personal amusement.
Also Tom Paris from Star Trek:Voyager directed a ton of episodes of this show. Which is based.
Whoah
I had to stop watching the show because I had such a massive crush on Yvonne. That has never happened with a show before.
Finish it coward !
why israelites cant make comfy wholesome lighthearted action spy waifu kino like this anymore? with cute blondes and no nogs or troony propaganda
>fricked up the reply
Damn it
The last season was so bad it caused a psychic wound in the culture that manifested as wokeness.
>so bad it caused a psychic wound in the culture that manifested as wokeness
You sure you're not talking about this turd here?
>no nogs
Big Mike was in most episodes, and there was even a plot point that he was cucking chuck's asian coworker
I would give my left nut for her without a second thought
Attention federal agents monitoring Cinemaphile.
Your spooky glowie mommy gfs can't possibly be this cute. I dare you to prove me wrong. You won't get off your asses to rein in the destabilizing corrupting ~~*elements*~~ in America so the least you could do is start a cloning programme for your inexplicably super attractive government employees and provide free state-approved spy wives for all of us kissless virgins. I fricking dare you to prove they're this attractive and not a bunch of ugly fat roasties. I double dare you motherfrickers. You know where I live. Don't keep me waiting.
Was it rape?
It would have been if I was there
Are you into jeets?
Any hole's a goal
>that bounce when she plants her ass on the counter
good god
Can we get an edit of that, please?
what bounce
Someone post an isolated edit.
Thank you!
That was an impressive jump
Guys,I really need you to tell me where this diner is.
Chuck doesn’t work here anymore. Name’s Sneed.
Was there a full body version of this?
When she walks in the room
What is this cat trying to say?I don't get it
this is a good thread
>Sarah's whole deal is she is barely even a person
>meets Chuck the guy who bonds to everyone like superglue
>his impression of her materializes a personhood within her over the course of four years during which she becomes something more than a murder spy
>season five finale just erases all of this
What in the god fricking damn?
The only way I can enjoyably rewatch the show is by maintaining the head canon that she remembered at the end at the beach after Chuck tells her their story
It's not Chuck anymore!
It's SNEED!
Sneedaccino?
formerly
she has 3 white children irl
member fanservice and how cringe it was?
What would you do if you were in this situation?
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Millennial guys were sold on the idea that by being earnest and humble, some 10/10 bombshell was going to fall into their lap.
The crushing reality is what made them all troon out
It's not millennials trooning out. You'll find way more MGTOW or ""passport bros"" among millennials than troons. Trooning is how Gen-Z is coping with their pornography exposure during their developmental years. I cant even begin to imagine what fresh hell Gen-A has in store for everyone.
Are you a crackhead or just old and senile? Almost every troon is some old ass coallennial programmer that spends way too much time on twitter and reddit.
Millennials pretty much made all the troony shit mainstream, Zoomers just took it to another level since they grew up with it being absolutely everywhere
>grew up with it being absolutely everywhere
what? troony shit is very recent. Like, it started 5 years ago or so. Before that it was limited to tumblr.
moron. All the left wing homosexual social justice bullshit was started by coallennials. Think of gamergate and all the prominent feminists. None of them are zoomers. You’re all old as frick and moronic.
>None of them are zoomers.
none of them are trannies either, dipshit
it started in 2007 with the Yogyakarta conference, homosexual.
Trannies were pushed top bottom by NGO's and supranational national institutions.
lol, 2007? Was that when trannies were invented?
Look, nobody talked about them just a few years ago. They certainly were not mainstream before 2015 when the US legalized gay marriage. It's at some point not long after that that American leftists realized supporting gays isn't all that degenerate anymore and they need to focus on someone ranking higher in the oppression olympics. It's in the recent years that you started seeing more and more trannies on tv and celebs trooning out their kids. I don't know why you are pretending zoomers grew up with this stuff. Zoomers are in their 20s now
When i was young and completely tunnel visioned into Yvonne i didn't realize how good looking Chuck was.Sono bisuqgays on Cinemaphile are going through the exact same thing
The Cinemaphile threads about how "ohhh the kind guy just randomly gets a 10/10 interested in him?! bullshit self insert for incels!!!" crack me up. Nobody noticed Gojo is like 6'4 and 220 pounds in Japanese highschool?
Tell me about it
The best kind of autism. Pierced freaks should learn from him, and choosing something of actual value to differ themselves from the masses.
reviewbrah looking pretty fashionable like always
those are way too tight fitting for him
I hate modern fashion so much bros
just how does he manage to avoid being murdered by bantus or mudslimes or chavs?
he must be rich, no way he takes the tube wearing that, or even just walk on a Bongistan street.
He looks good as frick in those clothes compared to his other pic. Holy shit.
And yeah he sounds very confident and self assured.
there are hot women who are very into period clothing, such as:
simply by sharing the same interest, this dandy guy has a shot. unfortunately if were to dress like that in any major U.S. city, he would get mocked, perhaps even robbed.
That's why you should be a big guy
>tranime
yes
why did it stop working?
Women work now so just having a career isn't enough. Boomer dads flat out ignored their sons most of the time and abused them at worst while allowing their sons to be molded and shaped by their female teachers, mom, and aunts. So you have a generation of men that have been molded by women to do the things that make women happy. But the reality is women are far likelier to suck Ghengis Khan's dick than they are to fall in a deep emotionally captivating love with some guy that works in insurance with a 401k
any day now i can feel it
worked for me lol
Prove it
this did happen multiple times, I just never capitalized on it then girls started congregating around me being hard to flirt with and sBlack personing at me
I can think of at least four times in my life where that happened to me, but I never did anything about it, because either I was too much of a low self-esteem having sperg, or I was too busy pining away for some other chick who wanted nothing to do with me.
yeah, wilfred's take is more realistic
Still need to watch Chuck, always looked an honest and fun show, the kind they seem to have forgotten making these days in the pursuit of making everything dark and gritty or full of irritating Marvel quipping bullshit
Hello Sneed!
So,what was his problem
His brothers are all c**ts and one of them even killed a woman a few years ago
A reasonable man in unreasonable times.
THAT ANIMAL MOTHER, CAN'T EVEN SAY HIS NAME
Wasn't he involved in gamergate somehow?
iirc he merely supported the gamer side instead of the mass media that went on to label all gamers as misogynistic virgins for demanding integrity in gaming journalism
Casey did nothing wrong.
He was pissed about Firefly's cancellation
No problem. Only solutions.
hairbands are my kryptonite
Show was cringe, but she was amazing.
For me, it's Chuck's sister
Oh,hi Chuck
nobody likes the tuna sandwich here
I like all pretty girls from the 2000s
I wanna go back too bro.
We'll bang, okay?
Mi esposa
A toast for beautiful ladies
Great post. Enjoy the rest of your day.
it's crazy how cringe this show is in retrospect, was my favorite back in the day
The main character is cringe and so is his best friend. They aren't funny or interesting, just embarrassing to watch. Imagine how much better it would be if it was just about Sarah and Casey
It would have worked if Chuck actually grew up and met Sarah, and the spy world, halfway. Him being forced into his first kill should have triggered some major character development but instead they just kept him a little boy.
Absolutely, the character is far too infantile. To see him gradually become more serious and capable would have been a vast improvement. Instead he just acts like a manchild for 2 seasons until he unlocks the Intersect, and then he becomes a ninja manchild
>and then he becomes a ninja manchild
Just imagine how great of an arc we could have had if over the course of the series, Sarah and Casey went from being pure spies to discovering their humanity and Chuck went really dark, ultimately having to be brought back by them.
So season 4
What are you talking about? He's the same overly sensitive little child in season 4 as he is the entire series.
>the character is far too infantile.
that's literally what the show was about. he's a wimpy nerd.
otherwise it would have been just a show about a dude learning to be a serious spy.
there can't be any comedic or emotional contrast between him and the spy world if he just becomes one of them.
>To see him gradually become more serious and capable would have been a vast improvement.
nibba just watch 24 or something. Chuck was a fricking comedy show.
it's like saying that the show would improve if all the office workers in The Office became serious and hard working.
wtf.
Yeah, but wasnt that the whole point of the show? To be half action and half 2000s cringe romcom?
you guys need to post more webms
For me it's MorganxSarah erotic fanfiction.
Also why was the show so good despite jumping the shark 4 times?
Any Sarah Lancaster chads in the house? I watched Devil In The Flesh for she! And Everwood!
Chuck's premise (has internet in his brain) died by Season 2 thanks to the popularity of cell phones (everyone has the internet in their pocket).
>it's a sarah slowly loses her american accent if she has dialogue that lasts more than 10 seconds without a cut
The superior Margot Robbie
*cums*
i miss sex
okay okay, I'll start watching Chuck for her now
you should, every couple years I get in the mood to rewatch the whole show again and it doesn't disappoint
Just don't watch the last episode
what happens there?
The classic "she gets amnesia and erases 5 seasons of character interaction/development" move.
I'm still offended by that ending. I stick with a show that faced cancellation almost every season and all I get from the writers is a huge neon sign that says
FRICK YOU VIEWERS FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS
instead of a happy ending for Chuck and Sarah?
unironically, what the frick were they thinking? that they would get another season because the outraged audience would demand it? they would get a movie to have a real ending?
fricking morons
>I watch Chuck for she
>it's a Yvonne gets tied up episode
There's probably more episodes with her tied up in them than without. And I loved every second of it.
>those eyes
I love her bros
Doesn't she use her feet in this scene? Or was that 24 where her character also gets tied up
I watched all 5 seasons for she
yvonne should have been the lead woman in Charlie's Angels reboot. she already had a nerd following from Chuck too. oh well. hwood hates money.
I'm fricking infuriated I work all day long and after I come home I just want to jerk off in peace once every two or three days. And instead of that my mother sits in the kitchen that's next to my room even though she has an entire living room with TV and books all to herself. She finds an excuse to go to my room every 5 minutes, sometimes she literally just looks around and leaves. I just want to save up some money before I move out, why is she doing this? If I jerked off 5 times a day I wouldn't say a thing, but I literally have nowhere else to do it, why can't I just jerk off in peace?
This has gotta be the most on-brand scene from the show from memory. It didn't matter that this wasn't possible in 2011 Call of Duty, it sounded cool and it was delivered as-written.
Great soundtrack too
Just Sneed it (Sneed it), Sneed it (Sneed it)
No one wants to feed and seed it
It's nowhere on youtube but my favorite scene is Morgan describing how delicious and nutritious a footlong sweet onion teriyaki subway sandwich is.
Calm down,Jonah.
>it's a Big Mike becomes a Subway pitchman episode
Somebody post that pic of her in nothing but green body paint. Asking for a friend.
The first time I watched it in 2013, I'm pretty sure I watched the entire show within a few weeks.
Partly because I just really enjoyed the show & partly because I fell for Yvonne. Now I watch the series every couple of years & I still love it.
sex
Kino