It happens in a way. I bought a TV in Tesco years ago and they took my details. Presumed for warranty reasons or whatever but next licence letter through my door had my real name on it rather than 'legal occupier'. Moved house since and ordered another TV from Richer Sounds who didn't seem to sell me out.
no, it makes no sense as a threat, up there with detection van memes. but their database lists every address that pays for a license, so by basic process of elimination they know which addresses don't.
You WILL pay your telly loicense
You WILL submit to your king
You WILL eat da beans on toast
all the pubs near me have some 'PUBWATCH' posters that if you get caught fighting or doing drugs, you get banned from all pubs? how the frick is that supposed to work?
What happens if you get a list of the employees working for the TV License enforcement agency, and then purchase TVs in the names of those individuals?
nobody in my family has ever paid Tv license. You just opt out online and they never check unless you sign up for bbc iplayer and enter your address like a mong. Even if they do check just do this
nobody in my family has ever paid Tv license. You just opt out online and they never check unless you sign up for bbc iplayer and enter your address like a mong. Even if they do check just do this
>buying a tv puts you on a government watch list
You're joking about this but the fact that this is still being allowed is what is responsible for the covid measures. You don't understand how criminal this really is and how every person involved in it should be put behind bars in minecraft.
gist is the BBC was set up to Inform, Educate, and Entertain. it's paid for by the people through an annual licence fee, so no adverts or anything.
pretty noble mission but then they hire these private companies to collect the licence fee and send threatening letters + other scare tactics to basically every address in the UK.
I'm such a boomer that I can remember seeing this embarrassing image in an actual, physical newspaper. It's even more pathetic then you think, that weapon is so badly designed that Trekkies have invented all kinds of fan theories to even explain why anybody would even bother with one, but to Inspector Mac McGarry, it's a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Wasn't it pretty much a Klingon ceremonial weapon within the show itself?
It would be the equivalent of holding up a wooden sparring katana and calling it a "chilling weapon"
I'm such a boomer that I can remember seeing this embarrassing image in an actual, physical newspaper. It's even more pathetic then you think, that weapon is so badly designed that Trekkies have invented all kinds of fan theories to even explain why anybody would even bother with one, but to Inspector Mac McGarry, it's a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
As a hobby/project that is cool as frick. Hope it still exists somewhere.
depends on the jurisdiction, but can be. Keep in mind that in the American West water rights are a very contentious issue, due to high urban populations, aridity, and other factors.
>Adults can't. Euros don't even understand how AoC laws work.
moron lol
No they can't. a 40 year old man pumps a 16 year old girl and he is absolutely getting slapped with a coercion charge and an abuse of power charge. Age of consent and age of majority/adulthood are two different things, and the people who think they are the same are the sexless nerds who aren't getting pussy and just parrot shit they read online.
That's anywhere outside of the third world with "low age of consent" laws. There's a reason why you can't go to a (legal) brothel in Holland and find 15 year old girls there.
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If I wanted the opinion of a woman, i'd talk to a woman.
>American thinks the rest of the world plays around with his mathematical games of who can and cannot frick the 16-year-olds
They're all fair game in Britain/Europe, anon. Fresh 16-year-old pussy on tap and they love men in their late 20s early 30s. Get over it.
> have no student debt
Tuition fees were introduced and then tripled within my lifetime.
There were exact points where your birthdate determined whether you'd get a degree. I fell into one of the cut-offs. So much for a knowledge based economy, eh?
Britten has always been a nanny hell scape dystopia
That’s why we Americans had to disassociate
taxation without representation
Video nasties
loicences
i keep seeing the BBC using ASCII -s instead of em dashes because of computers, guess what the fricking A in ASCII stands for? i'm writing to the ombudsman.
I looked it up: >The shirt is allegedly in reference to the infamous Hillsborough disaster of 1989 when 97 Liverpool fans lost their lives in a stampede at Hillsborough Stadium. The disaster has the highest death toll in British sporting history. It occurred on April 15, 1989, when an FA Cup semifinal between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest was to take place. >94 fans died on that very day, while one person died in the hospital a few days later. The death toll rose to 96 in 1993, and finally to 97 when Andrew Devine died of brain injuries 32 years later. >The fan’s shirt, was, therefore, highly insensitive and disrespectful to the memory of the people who lost their lives in that unfortunate incident.
Imagine an American being arrested for making a 9/11 joke. Ludicrous, unthinkable in America yet apparently normal in the UK. Bongs are insane.
Crazy that British men sent their strongest warriors to die in war, be sent to USA or Australia and all that was leftover were trannies.
British are the most effeminate of all men.
How stupid do you have to be to believe this?
It happens in a way. I bought a TV in Tesco years ago and they took my details. Presumed for warranty reasons or whatever but next licence letter through my door had my real name on it rather than 'legal occupier'. Moved house since and ordered another TV from Richer Sounds who didn't seem to sell me out.
it preys on old people who don't understand technology. Genuinely it's run by sick fricks
this. the letters are hilarious to me, red text 'FINAL NOTICE' shite.
but then you think of the poor old buggers who take that at face value, as intended. twats.
will the revolution be televised?
Do you have to provide your address or ID to buy a TV or something?
no, it makes no sense as a threat, up there with detection van memes. but their database lists every address that pays for a license, so by basic process of elimination they know which addresses don't.
no
no
absolutely
Yes
Shops are required by law to take your information
lol no, I've never given anyone my details buying a tv in my life.
UK government literally went 1984 over a fricking tv tax LMFAO
Just buy em at the boot sale, m8
How long until you need a background check to get a knife and fork at a restaurant in the UK?
all the pubs near me have some 'PUBWATCH' posters that if you get caught fighting or doing drugs, you get banned from all pubs? how the frick is that supposed to work?
>pirate TV
checkmate, illuminati
Can I see a Flarhgunnstow?
Paid cash
What now b***h?
>new TV
I'll just buy it used.
Your 'used tv' purchase is a government sting operation.
jokes on u m80 i am the leftenant working on the telly squad
What happens if you get a list of the employees working for the TV License enforcement agency, and then purchase TVs in the names of those individuals?
Do they still drive around the fake DETECTO VANS or whatever?
Its crazy how the whole thing is literally just a psyop and everyone just kinda goes with it.
you just described 90% of british politics
True but almost everyone knows the TV detection stuff is fake and gay
An entire nation that is impossible to take seriously. Genuinely India and Haiti tier as far as respectability goes
nobody in my family has ever paid Tv license. You just opt out online and they never check unless you sign up for bbc iplayer and enter your address like a mong. Even if they do check just do this
You're joking about this but the fact that this is still being allowed is what is responsible for the covid measures. You don't understand how criminal this really is and how every person involved in it should be put behind bars in minecraft.
Explain TV loicenses british gays, is it really a government racket to scam money from old people?
gist is the BBC was set up to Inform, Educate, and Entertain. it's paid for by the people through an annual licence fee, so no adverts or anything.
pretty noble mission but then they hire these private companies to collect the licence fee and send threatening letters + other scare tactics to basically every address in the UK.
>buying a tv puts you on a government watch list
>stole some guys bat'leth
Fricking pigs
I'm such a boomer that I can remember seeing this embarrassing image in an actual, physical newspaper. It's even more pathetic then you think, that weapon is so badly designed that Trekkies have invented all kinds of fan theories to even explain why anybody would even bother with one, but to Inspector Mac McGarry, it's a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Wasn't it pretty much a Klingon ceremonial weapon within the show itself?
It would be the equivalent of holding up a wooden sparring katana and calling it a "chilling weapon"
It doesn't even do any ice damage.
As a hobby/project that is cool as frick. Hope it still exists somewhere.
>Lost my mother to a bike wheel
Kek
Thank you. And i'm sorry to hear that
Imagine having your work tools confiscated by the police because they are gay
And Americans get arrested for collecting rainwater or crossing the road.
it's not a competition, bonganon.
>collecting rainwater
is this real?
depends on the jurisdiction, but can be. Keep in mind that in the American West water rights are a very contentious issue, due to high urban populations, aridity, and other factors.
>OI STOP ROIT THERE
If you're gonna pick up a felony resisting charge, might as well squeeze a titty too.
Adults can't. Euros don't even understand how AoC laws work.
Anybody can here. 16 is the legal age to have sex. There's no romeo and juliet laws. It's just legal.
No they can't. a 40 year old man pumps a 16 year old girl and he is absolutely getting slapped with a coercion charge and an abuse of power charge. Age of consent and age of majority/adulthood are two different things, and the people who think they are the same are the sexless nerds who aren't getting pussy and just parrot shit they read online.
In the UK or the US maybe
That's anywhere outside of the third world with "low age of consent" laws. There's a reason why you can't go to a (legal) brothel in Holland and find 15 year old girls there.
If I wanted the opinion of a woman, i'd talk to a woman.
you sound like a homosexual
>Adults can't. Euros don't even understand how AoC laws work.
moron lol
>American thinks the rest of the world plays around with his mathematical games of who can and cannot frick the 16-year-olds
They're all fair game in Britain/Europe, anon. Fresh 16-year-old pussy on tap and they love men in their late 20s early 30s. Get over it.
Brits can frick 16 year olds and also have no student debt. Got us beat there.
Only scotland has no student debt. Rest of us bongs get raped with it too.
> have no student debt
Tuition fees were introduced and then tripled within my lifetime.
There were exact points where your birthdate determined whether you'd get a degree. I fell into one of the cut-offs. So much for a knowledge based economy, eh?
And the reason why is because foreign students is their big moneymaker
It’s like that in the states too
Drives up demand
Most of america can frick 16 year olds anon.
they don't have the extreme costs burgers do for education but it's still there
but the loisence pays for quality BBC programming
What is this scene from?
I’ve seen the webm dozens of times.
newest season of black mirror
>bro you should watch black mirror its like a modern twilight zone
>i watch it
>mfw this garbage
it is like the modern reboot of twilight zone
that was so shit lmao
I didn't watch it, I know that one indian from that one comedy show is in it.
I was on the seats edge waiting for her to shit in the street.
Good job I'm unlikely to own a TV of my own.
is there a place more cucked than bongland?
You WILL pay your telly loicense
You WILL submit to your king
You WILL eat da beans on toast
It's unbelievable that these fricks controlled much of the world for a time
All of the brits with any redeeming traits moved to colonies.
Scotland has fallen
>men who stare at goats
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/90RhS8VOU7I
You know they would have arrested her for that if she wasn’t famous
2 bri'ish dallas for this ? lmao what the frick they have to be losing money maintaining databases and paying workers no way thats profitable
LITERALLY 1984
If you mock it enough, everyone will be forced to not care out of conformity.
I don't get it
going to the gym is now a right-wing extremist activity
Youth Action. Like National Action. Can't have the words. Can't have th
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Big brotha is wach’n
Britten has always been a nanny hell scape dystopia
That’s why we Americans had to disassociate
taxation without representation
Video nasties
loicences
Is this actually legally binding or no more than a strongly worded letter?
I'm guessing it's binding since it's from his landlord / HOA
>carrying a knife almost killed him
Did he fall on it?
>nearly cost him his life
how? this propaganda is so fricking vague it's infuriating
what ruffles me is that 'knife free' doesn't have a hyphen.
i understand it's a adjectival phrase modifying a verb, but IT NEEDS A HYPHEN.
brits have given up on the English language
i keep seeing the BBC using ASCII -s instead of em dashes because of computers, guess what the fricking A in ASCII stands for? i'm writing to the ombudsman.
Baking is anti-social behavior?
>we will happily sell highly processed food to young people instead!
i dont get it
97 people died in a soccer match due to overcrowding
>be eurogay
>get killed at soccer match
I looked it up:
>The shirt is allegedly in reference to the infamous Hillsborough disaster of 1989 when 97 Liverpool fans lost their lives in a stampede at Hillsborough Stadium. The disaster has the highest death toll in British sporting history. It occurred on April 15, 1989, when an FA Cup semifinal between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest was to take place.
>94 fans died on that very day, while one person died in the hospital a few days later. The death toll rose to 96 in 1993, and finally to 97 when Andrew Devine died of brain injuries 32 years later.
>The fan’s shirt, was, therefore, highly insensitive and disrespectful to the memory of the people who lost their lives in that unfortunate incident.
Imagine an American being arrested for making a 9/11 joke. Ludicrous, unthinkable in America yet apparently normal in the UK. Bongs are insane.
dude just needs to say it's his favorite number or something. The Top Gear number plate was way more flagrant but they got away with it
>dude just needs to say it's his favorite number or something
He did in fact say that the shirt was an homage to his grandfather who died at 97
>kills his grandfather the moment he turns 97 so there's plausible deniability in case he'd get arrested for that joke
football hooligans are right nutters and suggesting 'not enough' ___ FC fans died is simply not on to be quite frank
If I say not enough israelite yorkers died on 9/11 people might groan and call me an butthole but I wouldn't be arrested for it.
why aren't you thinking of the children? words have the power to hurt ;_;
>think of the children
nonce
Reminds me of that tragedy.
girl was playing DoL
>Birmingham
>log into metaverse(c)
>get metaraped(c)
Kids these days man, back then all I needed was a stick
'a/s/l wanna cyber?' written on a chewing gum packet was all i needed.
Last image. In conclusion:
What went wrong?
Crazy that British men sent their strongest warriors to die in war, be sent to USA or Australia and all that was leftover were trannies.
British are the most effeminate of all men.
has anyone changed their name by deed poll to Legal Occupier?
seems like an obvious thing to do for a laugh.
The Conservative Party, that has been in power since 2010, has promised to end the license fee by 2027.
Oh, Labour is almost guaranteed to win the next election before then? What a shame.
>Conservative Party in power since 2010
>Britain less White than ever
Which way Western Man?
its night and day difference between british and american television tho
>YOU GOT A LOISONCE TO COMMUNE WITH THE ALMIGHTEA MATE?
Just say you were praying to Allah. Then instead of arrest you, they'll give you welfare
I literally have 5 TVs in my house.
Looking at the state of my country now you'd never think that we'd invented freedom.