>oi mate, do you have a loicense for this vaguely gun-looking fantasy tool? we don't want our dear urchins to be playing with that, do we?
>oi mate, do you have a loicense for this vaguely gun-looking fantasy tool?
>oi mate, do you have a loicense for this vaguely gun-looking fantasy tool? we don't want our dear urchins to be playing with that, do we?
Bongs are truly the biggest homosexuals on earth
This. The quintessential British hero of their most popular show is now a promiscuous flamboyant gay nog. Absolutely disgusting people.
the woke mind disease came from america
The show is the least popular it has ever been, the frick are you talking about, people hate this shit
Gott Strafe England
That would be true if Canadians didn't exist
Remember how people memed for years about the uk police confiscating a bike wheel as a weapon but then webm related happened
Can you really just box with cops in the UK and they won’t shoot you?
they don't have guns, what would they shoot you with?
cum
>they don't have guns
false, there are armed response units
True, but they are soft as shite these days. Anything serious the goverment will deploy the SAS and that’s when its game over.
>shoot you
With what, LMFAO
shooting people who don't have guns isn't really necessary. the police can press charges later.
this.
throwing a punch at a cop guarantees jail time. no talking your way out of it.
everyone who touched a bobby in that film spent time in jail.
I love watching people ape out in the UK, knowing the system there is rigged beyond belief
it's always good for karma faps
Id flee the country I’m not going to jail for that.
you wouldn't make it past border security man.
England is legit a surveillance state. everywhere has facial recognition CCTV
>jail time
That’s a criminals job. Their lifestyle is break laws, avoid capture, go to jail, get out, rinse and repeat.
And while they’re in jail, all the kids coming up in the family are learning to be violent, as evidenced in the video. How is that video any support to your argument that jail time is a serious deterrent?
Well the head bashing at the end sure looked like the use of a weapon. You just watched a woman get a life threatening head injury from the inability of responding officers to offer sufficient force in order to control violent and dangerous people. I’m not saying our cops are automatically right in every shooting because they certainly aren’t. But the idea that you people have that everyone should just step up and risk serious injury or death by fighting it out with an aggressor that is pushing the violence forward is batshit insane. These cops were fricking surrounded by armed attackers. It’s safe to assume when the bobbies are responding to scenes like this, someone is going to be armed. You cant bin every knife, rock, brick and tree branch you know.
>You cant bin every knife, rock, brick and tree branch you know.
Not with that attitude. You better believe they’re working on it.
What moronic, reduced logic
Only couple patrols have guns with them. And they have a recruiting problem because every time they have to use a gun they get buttfricked by media and investigators.
This wasn't the UK. It was Belgium or some scandinavian country
looks a lot like the uk
t. bong
Swedistani cops don't have those white shirts under their vest.
What are the UK police going to do when Arabs become the majority? Or do they not need to worry about being murdered by them because all they do is rape and the UK police don’t go after them for that anyway.
police just avoid those areas so they can properly practice sharia law
Arabs don't use guns they use knifes and swords. no really.
And acid.
Maybe it's time we as a society had a serious talk about common sense sword laws.
Maybe it's time we as a society had a serious talk about common sense acid laws.
Why the would brit cops be worried about arabs?
They are specifically instructed not to arrest browns and only harass and persecute whites for thought crimes or owning kitchen knives.
if arabs become a majority wont they just become the police?
Onnet, 8 man melee, items on
I'm getting strong pikey vibes here.
Look at the lil lad ready to mix it up with the police already. Kid is gonna be an absolute menace when he grows up.
watched the whole video, nobody confiscates a bike wheel
Me in red
based
why don’t UK police have guns or at least tasers?
Someone give them a bike wheel at least!
This is an oldish video. Nowadays pretty much all front line British cops have tasers and every area will have about 3 to 4 double sometimes triple crewed ARVs ( armed response vehicle )
They don’t go to regular calls though they just drive around and only respond to gun related stuff or if someone is waving a sword around etc
ahhhhh ah hah hah ha haha
>You got something to say to us boy?
No, I don't talk to women.
Or if someone insults an "asian".
Left would get my baton, if you get my meaning.
I'm pretty sure most of them have tasers these days. Not including SWAT, armed police are also fairly common in their big cities.
Please tell me this is not about the protective jacket. Is it really so bad in the UK that you can't even defend yourself with stuff that is literally not a weapon in any way?
got ya senpai.
bruh
The bike tire gets all the attention but I would like to point out the FRICKING CAR STEREO
It can BLAST white supremacist propaganda.
that would cause an ouchy or two.
Do the police go around picking up every stray rock and brick too?
Yes unless you’re a mason.
in the US you can get charged for "burglary tools". it's the context. random shit in your shed is not criminal, but carrying a backpack of them through a nice neighborhood in a ski mask = jail
which was stolen along with the bike wheel. and placed in a picture of items seized during a sweep for weapons
yuck yuck yuck but you're not moronic are you?
the people calling americans mutts, everyone
And now it looks like a toy. Congrats, you big gay welshman.
Now it looks like a butt plug
Why are you telling on yourself like this, anon? Do you often shove stuff up your butt?
yeah, what an absolute coincidence…
The beeb decided, with the help of Disney's tens of millions of burger bucks, to quietly rehabilitate Jimmy Savile's image by being such overt degenerates that he stops seeming as bad in comparison.
That would feel great in my ass.
sadly I don't think the show is going to be popular enough for anyone to make a silicone Sonic Stretchsphincter replica
The Golden Goatse
That is so cringe.
Got anything to say about Vtech, gay?
More like a Sonic Dilator
Wasnt that the purpose? It looks like a gun to fool you to think it is a deadly weapon? And isnt it just like a drilling maschine?
>Wasnt that the purpose? It looks like a gun to fool you to think it is a deadly weapon?
No. It initially was a no-contact screwdriver.
the funniest part is that RTD is the one who made it look like a gun in the first place by making the Doctor use it horizontally.
the Classic screwdriver looked more like a tiny parabola and was used vertically.
neurolizer!
it's a magic wand/Deus ex machine
>space wizard needs to register his space wand
>When you arrested Droid Floyd how long was your lightsaber deployed, Officer Ob-Knee-Wan Chauvnobi?
Has Russell Davies ever seen a gun?
who knows?
>THE MAN WHO NEVER WOULD
>(but who did a bunch of times)
t-thanks, Rusty.
The Doctor killed people all the time. He wasn't some pacifist with a no-kill rule.
The Second Doctor built a heat ray to microwave Ice Warriors, but it looked like a goofy piece of junk so it was fine
Maybe not, but he's seen a wiener or too in his time.
>the gif
kek
I'm shocked they allowed everything in that gif too
I'm going to watch that episode on iplayer as I have a tv license
Why is the UK so pathetic?
We have no rights, nor say. Basically a police state.
OH NO M8 LADS. THE BLOODY YANKS ARE MOCKING US ON THEIR Cinemaphile SITE. WHERE WILL WE GO NOW?
>have cool site to meme with other autistic american morons
>kinda slowly getting worse over time but board culture holding steady
>Covid happens
>suddenly 80% of the posts are morons from UK/Yurope/Australia
Wtf happened? Why can't they just go back to doing whatever moronic shit they did before 2020? This site has become a gay hangout for awkward britoids
>I'm an oldgay, I've been here since 2018.
This is what I mean. They're not funny. They don't get it, but they think they do. They see Americans making memes and coming up with cool autistic American banter but foreigners don't know how to deploy it.
>hur dur I know I'll just call him new apropos nothing
>that'll work. I saw Americans do it.
This place needs nation flags. Mandatory. Site-wide.
>American banter
Americans can't into banter at all. That's a bong invention.
>Americans can't into banter at all. That's a bong invention.
"You lot" didn't invent any of this, moron. Otherwise this would be a .co.uk site. You're here because of your negative obsession with Americans (who had a positive obsession with Japan).
Whassamatter mate? Can't handle the bants?
From you? No.
Haha. Don't worry about it mate. Some jokes just go over certain people's heads.
Bongs can’t into banter. They’ll go to jail for it.
6/10 bants, there. First part was just "no u" (not good) but you pulled it back with the jail part.
The first part was the setup for the second.
Yeah, but it used the exact same phrasing, that's never good a look in a back-and-forth.
That was intentional it wouldn’t have worked if I just blurted it out.
>intentionally repeating back the exact thing that was making fun of you
Should've just said "Bongs can't do banter". Copying the "into" part just looks weak.
And this is why Americans can't into banter.
Yeah, bongs are all a load of c**ts. Still not sure if its the food, weather, or just being born rancid ugly inbred morons
Now you’re just coping you know that stung.
I'm offering sincere advice. It's all fun and games.
Only an American would think you can get "stung" by bants
Why don't you just overthrow the UK government? Then you can have your own sites and go to ye olde pub or dance around a maypole shouting offences and you won't have to worry about these Americans you believe you're so superior to? Why are "you lot" following Americans around on American-created sites discussing 99% American media using American slang and posting American memes?
Sure you are homosexual. Passive aggression is for women. Don’t lie to me and don’t lie to yourself you deserve better than that.
Insecure much?
No just roasting you.
>that's what "roasting" is for a burger
Quite peculiar. NTA, btw.
>inb4 "nu-uh, you are" seething reply
You could have made a fat joke so easily but you missed it. Sad. I guess I should lower my standards.
>fat joke
I don't go for low-hanging fruits. It's a bit cheap.
I don’t think you go for fruits at all. Why did the other guy stop responding when you’re a totally different anon?
Dunno mate. I'm off too, btw. Maybe he'll come back later.
>zoomer thinks IP flags actually allows to know the nationality of posters
how cute…
homosexuals think VPNs work here
>he doesn't know
oh no no no!
At this point, nation flags would destroy Cinemaphile. Ever notice how pointing out to non-Americans that they're non-American tends to severely derail a thread? And if you by chance can nail-down a non-Americans specific nationality, they scatter like roaches? This entire site in 2024 functions - thanks to it's "anonymous" nature - by giving non-Americans the illusion that they're not among other backwards foreign people like themselves. They get to pretend they're "cool like Americans" and in on the jokes and the memes. Nation flags destroy that illusion.
You're obsessed.
Heh.
(You) clueless moron.
you sound like you were born after 2004
>sound
Oh, and they're ESL too.
you were a ball of cum in your dad’s sack when the people you hate were shitposting the culture you so covet. you are a sound echoing worse and inferior from the foundation of my own adolescence. i’m an oldgay, i’ve been here all summer. (You) are the consequence of my own moronation and I hate you better
>Captcha: kys
try harder, bong
wait anon is english a second language for bongs?
yeah. bongs are my "favourite" illiterates to bully.
no u
wait anon are they your “favourite” or your AIRQUOTES favourite AIRQUOTES. and do you think bullying is what you’re doing right now? like this feels like successful bullying to you?
>I-I'm n-not bullied.
>I'm just NOT, ok????
so is that a yes?
>go on Cinemaphile
"bloimy boke m8 rite propa innit?"
>on into YT comment section about random thing happening in America
"oi pip pip cheerio innit lads?"
>Twitter thread for something moronic foreigners can't possibly care about
"fancy that, lads. greetings from merry ole' england. bungle me bloimy mum straight in me bum"
I thought the whole "obsessed" thing was a meme but over the past 2-4 years I believe it. Still don't get it, but it's absolutely true.
>UK/Yurope/Australia
You either haven't been around here that long, are deluded or just baiting if you think them being here is somehow a new development.
>So, what you're saying is, there weren't ANY foreign posters before 2020?
female brained
I really wish the posters here came exclusively from the USA, Europe, UK and Australia
unfortunately, we are flooded with russians, chinese, brazilians and indians
Ncuti said he wanted a sonic screwdriver that looks like a penis.
Every day the UK finds a new way to humiliate themselves.
>RTD
moron
Your the moron
I am a Black personlover: The Post
Shut up, Rusty. You killed DW.
>your the moron
>your
Dr Who has always been homosexual shit. this zesty boy is perfectly on brand.
Remember when people were going RTD WILL SAVE NUWHO HE WON'T BE WOKE OR MAKE IT POZZED
>NuWho fans are delusional
yeah, what a surprise.
It was right here in these very threads, even.
I tried to warn them.
The Woke was seeping in back in 2005 with Rose having a black boyfriend and being the savior of the world.
Oh I 'member.
>RTD coming back
okay, maybe he'll bring some of the old nu-energy back
>Bring back Tennant and Tate
not really good retreading old ground, spinning wheels
>See RTD and Gatwa interviewed at some red carpet event
Okay, RTD found his chocolate fricktoy. This will really blow (or suck) I'm out.
>lord up in of this time b***h
it's an older meme, but it checks out.
it's timey wimey, you wouldn't understand
>LORD UP IN OF THIS TIME b***h
>No stroke on the font
Is this the power of bong banter and memery I keep reading about?
Damn did people really believe that? Who fans are insane. This is the worst show I have ever watched relative to how much of it I've actually seen (8 seasons). From the very first season, it was abundantly clear RTD didn't have the slightest clue of what the frick basic screenwriting was. He literally could not grasp how foreshadowing actually worked with the Bad Wolf stuff. He's a genuine moron. He also accidentally endorsed the idea of gayness being a cultural phenomenon brought about by nurture with the Harkness test. His only good contribution was the episode where he ripped of The Thing except the monster wasn't visible. Tenant's entire exit is a colossal monument to RTD's vanity. He also has weird, vapidly edgy streak to his writing style that really comes through with Torchwood literally opening with THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE LMAO
Doctor Who fans (or former fans I imagine) you have my sympathy that your show has been raped, murdered, and then had its corpse repeatedly pissed-on and raped.
This thread reads like it is full of seething turdworlders trying to stir shit up rather than being full of either actual American or British anons.
so… like literally every thread in the existence of chan?
as an oldgay britbong, if anyone wants to mock modern doctor who then I understand completely.
There is nothing left to defend
I like white people no matter where they live and I don't like brown people no matter where they live.
So does this look like a gun to brits?
Oi get down he’s got a rooty pooty point and shooty!
Ncuti isn't getting gun equivalent right?
No it's gonna get entire redesign.
see
New ideas get good enough ratings
Is this thread for our daily bussy juice ration? Brought my cuppa
OI BRUV
ANON LOOK OUT!
Lemme see your biscuit loicense.
How do we save the UK
Neat pic, anon.
London seems to be the main thing dragging the UK down.
RTD is shorthand for moron now? I'm in, RTDs
It feels like all the goofy shit from the “peak SJW” era is only now making its way to Davies and he’s spouting it to seem hip and with-it
to be fair, regular screwdrivers are illegal in Britain
iirc they stash that shit in a bush along a street known for gang activity. like on the wire where they put guns on a parked car's tire.
>that's not mine officer, it just happens to be near me while I deal drugs which are also placed in a gutter at my feet and not in my pocket.
they're targeting Pakistani hooligans, not old Scottish dudes with a garden shed
>they can't tell their gloomy irrelevant shithole countries apart because they're all trapped in CQC with apes and their cops are all the same "flavour" of pussy getting owned by muzzies and Blacks
kek
is this era of the show just going to be Russel doing really stupid shit constantly and then blatantly lying about his reason for it after he gets backlash for it
saying it's blatant lies is coping. he really means it anon.
Doctor who is the most repulsive show to ever exist. A disgusting show made by reprehensible morons in a failing nanny-state.
I can't even watch this new shit. And it's not nostalgia, as I've only recently started watching Who again from where I left off with Matt Smith onward.
Someone should fire this homosexual and everyone involved with this prodcution out of a cannon. Just way to not fricking understand what your story is about. I don't watch or give a flying frick about Doctor Who outside of the few attractive women on that have been cast and just from social general osmosis I can tell that this guy and Davies are fricking up everything.