They are not. They certainly look it but they're really not. They also smell, unlike what you would think. Not that I've gotten laid but I know this much.
a girl could flash her breasts at me and I'd pretend I didn't see it and just autism stare into the distance until she gets annoyed and moves on. all the while I literally fantasize being with that exact girl
I have never jerk offd to any pic of chicks I follow on Instagram, no matter how hot they are. Why is the concept of porn so hard for them to understand?
Every scene with them is so fricking goofy I can't take it serious. The girl looks like an angel and the guy from stranger things still looks like a dysgenic hideous mutant monster baby. How the frick does he have a career?
Pretty much >she grows to be a better person >he's like a master tier troll out to win the reward and accidently into the blondes pants
Actually is pretty fantastic just how its played when the truth finally comes out
she looks like she smells bad
Her ass must smell like shit
God I hope so
Alright, alright, I will watch that movie.
haha eww how horrible, imagine having to smell her stinky feet haha
Why, because the movie reverences covalent bonds? I don't get it.
she's a gross aussie prostitute who gets paid by israelites to make out with apes on camera, I will not watch your shitty movie
>the rice is cooking
29 year old virgin here; are girls as soft as they look?
yes when you touch a soft pretty girl sometimes it sends electric to your penis
I broke up with my girlfriend to watch movies and play video games alone.
thinking about doing the same tbh. having a gf live with you is annoying as shit.
I dream about this all day, 2 years live in gf
is this look at the camera intentional? or she is just bad at this
>live in gf
Yooo, in her belly? That's the dream bro
yes, but the vegana is boney so your penis will hurt after the first 20 times of sex
I wish someone warned me about that part. vegana bone chaff is real and the worst.
Yeah they're squidgy
I was so desperate to get a gf, imagining how awesome it was gonna be. I still laugh about that period
They are not. They certainly look it but they're really not. They also smell, unlike what you would think. Not that I've gotten laid but I know this much.
Some are softer than others but generally softer yes. I've only been with white women however.
i dont believe you, thats just not possible to be a virgin at that age
you underestimate asians and beta males
yes, until they're not
based
8 years here, probably ending soon
also coincidentally my gf looked like a less attractive angourie rice when we first started going out
>looks at cameraman's hard dick
>gets away with it cuz of how hot she is
i need to get a bite of that
You think she likes it in the ass?
all slam pigs do
problem is you wouldn't want to do anal with fat girls
Why not? I don't mind the shit.
MUH DICK
Is that Hot Pie?
> this thread
Damn, I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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Can someone edit out that moronic dude?
>girls can jerk off just by rubbing their thighs together
it's not fair bros
youre telling me in this movie there's no smash cut to him just absolutely railing her
is the moronic kid from stranger things gay or something
that's me on the left
a girl could flash her breasts at me and I'd pretend I didn't see it and just autism stare into the distance until she gets annoyed and moves on. all the while I literally fantasize being with that exact girl
How'd the cameraman fit on the shelf of that tiny locker??
They hire midgets.
the size of the locker its not important,its how you use it what matters.
lockerlet cope
Very carefully.
can you frickin coomers at least include a name? I'm trying to figure out what movie i've seen this chick in and you guys can't frickin supply a name
angry rice
>what movie i've seen this chick in
Spiderman Homecoming.
sticky rice
The Nice Guys
>sexless troony watches shitty movie just for a woman
Those of you homosexuals who do this are insufferable
I'd cook her rice
alice eve if she zoomer
Doesn't have hairy legs and pits in this shit, not watching.
What race is this?
Weimerican
American
Netflix lead
I hate women so much
hello brother from kazakhstan
I have never jerk offd to any pic of chicks I follow on Instagram, no matter how hot they are. Why is the concept of porn so hard for them to understand?
Sometimes it’s hotter to jerk off to girls you know irl because maybe there’s an illusion of possibly fugging
Porn addicts cant imagine sex with one of their female friends or acquaintances
It's weird because this scene is written by some adult Hollywood writer. The kids in this scene are just sock puppets to show off the writer's fetish.
Isn't this the same chick that dated the disgusting fat asian in the Spider-Man movie?
Is setting her up with ugly bastards her agent's thinly disguised fetish?
Every scene with them is so fricking goofy I can't take it serious. The girl looks like an angel and the guy from stranger things still looks like a dysgenic hideous mutant monster baby. How the frick does he have a career?
You've answered your own question. La creaturas are in demand
>La creaturas are in demand
Why is everyone in hollywood so ugly now?
DEI
combination of OF/Instagram/Social Media
israeli demoralization campaign (DEI/ESG)
and the sign of a collapsing empire
According to the main character, these two are the most popular girls of the school.
The one on the right is a 12/10 to Cinemaphile, used to get her own nordic goddess simp threads
I..gotta go
I don't judge on look, but I will say this - they're normalizing the illegal hordes so we accept it.
nipples protruding
Isn't the whole movie her trying to distract him from his studies and it turns out he knows what she's doing? How does it end?
no one knows
no one actually watched the movie
the mutt was too ugly
Pretty much
>she grows to be a better person
>he's like a master tier troll out to win the reward and accidently into the blondes pants
Actually is pretty fantastic just how its played when the truth finally comes out
another day another waifu
Covalent bonds?
IS THAT A WOMAN? I MUST SIMP, I MUST COMPLETE THE MAKING OF THE THREAD
>he didn't watch the uncensored version
M-more?
she looks like male bill skarsgard
>that pic
I would break her fourth wall,if you know what I mean
you have to add some furrowed brows to make the rice look angery
I'm so bored of my girlfriend I even make up excuses to not have sex with her. I'm just going to dump her next week.
god
for me, it's 0:02 - 0:03, 0:06 - 0:07, 0:09 - 0:10 and 0:13 - 0:14
That Indian(?) girl behind her is brutally mogging her. Many such cases in modern films where the extras are hotter than the central cast.
bawd
who is the lightskin goddess at the back
Estimated log size: HUGE
Post more brown girl.
what's this cute 36yo milf doing here?
>replace hard r with crime
what did they mean by this?
i would do horrible, terrible things to her
Imagine licking her pits and snorting her butthole after a day of filming and acting…
Is this the Mean Girls remake? hot sexy very nice
If a girl like this ever came to my room when I was a teenager I would have died from the excitement.