>OK LET'S TAKE ALL THE POLICE IN GOTHAM AND HAVE THEM FIGHT ALL THE CRIMINALS
>LET'S LINE THEM UP LIKE IT'S A 4TH CENTURY BATTLE AND JUST HAVE THEM CHARGING AT EACHOTHER
>ASSAULT CARBINES? MACHINE GUNS? HEAVY EXPLSOIVES? NAH, THE CRIMINALS WOULDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THEM THAT WOULD BE WRONG
BRAVO NOLAN!
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yeah this was pretty stupid conceptually and not pleasant aesthetically
>these overweight traffic cops who have been trapped in the subway tunnels for a week will surely do well in the melee
of course they would
they survived on their fat reserves and now it's nothing but lean, mean muscle
maybe i've underestimated nolan.
peak writing
The all out melee when Batman shows up looked stupid too
The Dark Knight Rises is one of the dumbest movies I've ever gone to see in the theaters. Recent Godzilla movies have been less dumb. The more you think about it the dumber it gets.
The fact people loved it was the most shocking part.
>The most powerful gangleaders in Gotham host a super sekret club private meeting
>some deranged, insane clown just waltzes in and casually assaults some c**t.
very few people loved it
Bruh, people used to go on about this shit and le ebin joker so much I tried to watch it 5 times but Nolan had captured boredom so well I fell asleep everytime and never made it to the end.
I don’t think I made it that far, guess he’s not a big guy (for me).
We're talking about the third movie, moron.
>We
The Dark Knight was also moronic
it has le big guy doe
the joker is some ex-glowBlack person or something though so i believe it
> NAH, THE CRIMINALS WOULDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THEM
except they had in the movie they even shot at them but missed every shot and literally threw it away, there's a webm
Dumb EFL
>OK LET'S TAKE THIS MAN I'M INTERROGATING AND DANGLE HIM OFF THE SIDE OF PLANE
>LET ME JUST SHOOT AT HIM AND THEN DRAG HIM BACK INTO THE PLANE
>THE GUY SPEAKING UP? NO ONE HEARING ME? WONDERING WHY I'D SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? NAH, THE MERCENARIES HAVE A HOOD OVER THEIR HEAD AND THEY CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
BRAVO NOLAN
The only thing dumber is the most technologically advanced country running at monstrous aliens with spears. I get they believe guns are barbaric but to not have non lethal ranged weapons is just idiotic.
the blacks were literally shooting energy-projectile weapons until it becomes apparent that the shield will eventually fail due to the enemies' number advantage and they'll be surrounded. they opt to take advantage of the bad enemy AI and funnel them into a narrow corridor which necessitates they meet them at melee range to maintain the choke.
And even dumber than that is the creative decision to have the climatic battle take place in an open field. If it was like a forest or some other area, cramped with obstacles, it would've been much cleaner.
>I'm an evil criminal anarchist
>I have successfully completed my looney tunes-tier plan to lure every single policeman underground and then lock them in teehee
>but I will dilligently feed them and keep them warm and clean, even though they're my enemies in every possible way
>oh and for some reason I'm actually going to nuke the city later
Make this make sense
This would've been excusable, and even pretty great, if they set up the criminals as having very few guns. Like just show every criminal with stun batons and shit like that.
But no, we get several shots of criminals carrying like AK47. Nolan is such a hack.
they only had the street for an hour it had to be done in one take
So it was a moronic waste?
My favorite part is when the ENTIRE POLICE FORCE OF GOTHAM went into the sewers. Like every single police officer and detective on and off duty when into the sewers at once and they all got STUCK in there and people had to lower food in little baskets so they could survive.
And they were down there for MONTHS.
And they all had clean shaven beards, haircuts and clean, non tattered suits.
Also imagine being stuck in sewers for months without toilet paper? Their buttholes would form shit dreadlocks and they would be chaffed after 10 seconds of running.
It was the biggest since the silent era.
>POV: you just asked israelites to stop blowing up thousands of children