OK SO ANONS HELP ME OUT
MY MOM INVITED HER CHURCH FRIENDS 40-60 YEARS OLD TO WATCH A MOVIE, BECAUSE SHE TOLD EVERYONE I CAN "DOWNLOAD ANY MOVIE FOR FREE"
NOW THEY'RE COMING, SHE ALLOWED ME TO PICK ANY MOVIE, SO ANONS HELP ME.
I NEED A MOVIE THAT'S DECENTLY FUN BUT THERE ISN'T ONE OFFENSIVE BONE ON IT'S BODY. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH CHURCH GURGLE TRIPE. PLEASE HELP ME, IT'S URGENT.
airplane
Evita
The Last Temptation of Christ
Heaven Can Wait
paul blart mall cop
birth of a nation
Terms of Endearment
Seriously it's a great film and they'll all laugh and cry, guaranteed. Bring kleenex
haven’t seen this but hear the same thing from my maternal unit, so I’ll go with this. or that new pajeet kino RRR
steel magnolias
why don't you ask your mom what they would want to watch, you dip. why do you have to choose?
Ok, fine. The truth is, I'm really into older women, and I finally landed a date with this thick MILF, and I want to impress her with the right movie. I can't have HER choose, now can I?
cos the scenario is made up and OP is just fishing for (You)s
Star Wars
Something from Capra like Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.
backdoor bawds 4
Lost in Translation
Paddington
Goodbye Uncle Tom
A League Of Their Own
Fried Green Tomatoes
Steel Magnolias
Mrs. Doubtfire
Prince of Egypt.
You don't want to give them the good stuff or they'll come back for more. Put Solaris on, so you don't embarrass your mother as well.
kek they’ll all be comatose while he’s still driving to the launch. god frick Tarkovsky.
Jurassic Park
damn anon is going to get his dick wet tonight
Serious answer, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
October Sky
Just play it safe and put on some vanilla Hitchwiener. Vertigo, North by Northwest, Rope. Real old lady pleasers.
I love North By Northwest
MAD
GOD
IF THEY'RE OFFENDED THEY AREN'T REAL CHRISTIANS
seriously this movie is the beyond perfect solution for this situation.
Funny Face
one of my late grandmother’s (pbuh) favorite kinos was Rambo First Blood pt2. doubt these church ladies are so based, but you could try it.
The Last Crusade
Still Life (2013) will be good for church types
Ben Hur.
Muriels wedding
Gummo
make them speecwatch better call saul for the finals, 3 monitor setup 2.5 speed
The Mummy. Family friendly fun adventure.
the sting
Point Break
Postman or Water World, or any Denny movie really.
Women love The Quaidster, even if the movies are trash.
An entire generation of men ruined by prostitute single mothers that raise their sons to be submissive and subservient pieces of shit. So sad.
monsters vs aliens.