Ok so what authority did Yoda, who has no legal role in the government of the Galactic Republic, go grab an entire clone army and declare war on the S...

Ok so what authority did Yoda, who has no legal role in the government of the Galactic Republic, go grab an entire clone army and declare war on the Separatists?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was self explanitory that the jedi were like unofficially involved in the chain of command
    Obi wan was a general, you know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah! So Yoda was a corporate israelite?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Jedi were the Republic's secret police

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Republic having no army at all is just moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the USA having no army at all is just moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are you even trying to say moron US has one of the largest standing armies in the world

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not before the civil war moron
          you know like the one in the republic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            America still had a small army with veterans from the Mexican-American war. Plus they had a navy of dozens of ships. It still had a military, just not a very large one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the Republic had been united for a thousand years and/or generations. And it was a general time of peace and tranquility, there would have been very little need for a standing military. The functions required from state institutions would've been carried out by police forces of the member worlds.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ERMEHGERD STER WERS

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was the republic, they named jedis commanders and generals of the Clone Army.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't; the Republic and the Senate did. Yoda did so by the authority of the Senate. The Jedi serve the senate, they don't make unilateral decisions. Dooku was plotting with the Guilds to attack the Republic, Obi-Wan witnessed it, so the Republic decided to attack first to end the war before it started.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >end the war before it started
      So they started war that ended republic and destroyed Corrusant

      Ironic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >So they started war that ended republic and destroyed Corrusant
        No, not really. Palpatine did. Palpatine orchestrated the whole thing and played both sides.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds /misc/ chud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >/misc/ chud
            What the frick? It's literally the plot that Palpatine manipulated all of the events into motion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Take your meds conspiracy schizo.
              Trump lost.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People like Yoda! Let's have Yoda do something!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hundreds of years old and one of the smartest jedi to ever live
    >well this fight was a draw better give up forever bye
    stupid green homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he's so smart why can't learn to speak properly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He chose not to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but by pretending to be moronic he will attract morons in the Jedi order and ruin it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda was an idiot. He ran the Jedi Order into the ground. Luke literally fixes everything that Yoda fricked up and then Yoda shows up and laughs at him. This franchise is an embarrassment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoda become mad after Sheev kicked his butt out of Jedi temple. He is resposible for all that downfall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And then Luke shows up and beats both Vader and Sheev and rebuilds the Jedi Order himself. And then, after Luke suffers a personal tragedy, Yoda shows up and laughs at him.

        I’m pretty sure Yoda is the absolute villain of the Star Wars galaxy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Palpatine got emergency powers and gave Yoda the thumbs up on the Clones.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The clone troopers are such a cool concept for sci-fi. besides rewriting the prequels to actually make sense, I would love to have seen the presentation of the clone trooper to the galactic senate and their reactions. As well as the clone trooper's reaction to not seeing the same face he's seen for years (and aliens that aren't long necked weirdos)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Around the survivors a perimeter create

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tongue my anus, they do

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