Anyone still has the old Cinemaphile comics where restaurants are made by movie directors. I only remember Tarantino being a Chuck E Cheese type place with a Sam Jackson mascot running around screaming "Black folk!!!".
uwe is secretly based >called out game devs as the cucks that they are >doesnt give a frick about game movies >willing to fight internet incels when they trashtalk his movies
Lynch, if anything, would be whatever that is on the plate, with no explanation at all. Lynch famously refuses to explain his films.
This image also makes Miyazaki more wholesome than he should be. There should be references to WAR BAD and CAPITALISM BAD.
ok, this is epic
why do they all have only one eye open
Odin took their other eye
they're keeping their eye open for Civ VII
SEX
the pajeeta is cute
I'm taking the African Queen
Which one
The top right?
i take the mayan one, for my gente.
Back off, ese. The mayan one is prime for some conquistador's BWC.
Lower right for me.
NO NOOO YOU HAVE TO DEPICT DIFFERENT RACES AS UGLY NOOOOO
t. leftists
frick frick frick kill
frick marry marry kill
frick frick marry kill
frick kill frick marry
Yes I support polygamy
i will now buy your civ game
Miyazaki panel needs to have his kid next to him trying to copy him
His kid was happy as a salaryman before his lame-ass/arrogant dad pressured him into making anime
>food analogy
Why are Americans like this
It’s pretty clever. How would you have preferred it?
Imagine being so fat you look at movies and see food
why does Tarantino get 2 panels?
should've just included some feet in the first steak panel in the background if you want to make the joke
>terrence malick
>uwe boll
literally who?
Terrence Malick is the director of such masterpieces as Knight of Cups and Song to Song. They call him the Twirling Man.
malick
>>uwe boll
>literally who?
is this bait or are you actually 14
>I put the Burton's special sauce on everything.
kek
>no Orson Welles with a bottle of Paul Masson's wine
0/10
that would require the hack "artist" to actually watch old movies
Uwe Boll needs to be let back on letterboxd.
>well balanced meal
>a fricking 2L of coca cola
> Not a single classical director.
It's hard to disguise cowardice as comedy, I know.
Anyone still has the old Cinemaphile comics where restaurants are made by movie directors. I only remember Tarantino being a Chuck E Cheese type place with a Sam Jackson mascot running around screaming "Black folk!!!".
new 'toss?
>well balanced meal
>coca cola
I feel like they were too harsh on Uwe
Agreed. The guy does adaptations of shitty video games. He gives you exactly what you would expect.
uwe is secretly based
>called out game devs as the cucks that they are
>doesnt give a frick about game movies
>willing to fight internet incels when they trashtalk his movies
THIS CENTURY
IN A CONFLICT NEAR YOU
make one where they're all women
>blaming Disney Wars on Lucas
Really?
I assume this was made before Disney bought Star Wars.
trust fund band directors
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the Lynch burger drawing is kinda funny, that's the only thing in this image that got a smile out of me
But that's not Lynch's style at all
I agree, it's a stupid comic, I just though the burger looked funny
Did the fricknut who drew mistake David Lynch for David Cronenberg?
UWE boll, except he somehow accidentally fills them with chocolate fudge instead of shit for one movie.
The self insert in the Coen brothers panel is offensively israeli
Why is Tarintino on there twice?
Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
What would the Sam Peckinpah meal be?
A Smith and Wesson Model 10 next to a bottle of tequila.
Pig head with a bunch of wild oats
the jokes can be a reddit-ish, but i think it's a solid meme
Lynch, if anything, would be whatever that is on the plate, with no explanation at all. Lynch famously refuses to explain his films.
This image also makes Miyazaki more wholesome than he should be. There should be references to WAR BAD and CAPITALISM BAD.
Miyazaki also would've been frowning and saying everyone else is wrong and called that swiss cheese in the salad worthless Western filth.
>food was a mistake, it all turns to shit in the end
Hayao "make the same movie for 30 years" Miyazaki got off too easy, they should have made a tourist trap analogy
>be american
>eat food
>feel smart
>Lynch explaining anything
How the frick are subsequent generations going to eat the same meal as you?
Friendly reminder this guy also made political ones