"Remake" is a horror movie made by people who don't like horror movies for people who don't like horror movies. It has exactly ONE good scene, the rest is absolute fricking shit with one of the most laughable finales of all time, all while taking itself 110% seriously.
Zoomers on here praise it only because of the girls.
>gnarly gore >WOAHHHHH HEAD EXPLODE IN AN UTTERLY COMICAL FASHION! SUCH GNARLY GORE DUDE DID YOU SEE THOSE HEADS EXPLODE IN AN UTTERLY COMICAL FASHION! GNARLY DUDE!
Go watch some more Terrifier, homosexual.
Argento had that classic Goblin soundtrack and a hypnotic quality. The remake had a few great horror scenes (mirror hall bone breaking scene and the finale) but was mostly boring.
Both
Neither
Original
Remake's shit
/thread I'm disguted anyone would even have to ask
new one is so much better, old one is hella corny
Original is kino.
they are both good
Remake is unironically the better movie beyond the original's score and color pallet.
>in this audiovisual medium, the remake is better...except for how it sounds and looks
???
original
then the sequels
Original
The visuals alone in the 1977 version mogs the 2018 version. Although, the story in 2018 is better.
remake is the pits, original is amazing
I prefer the original, but I respect the remake for not being a traditional remake but trying to be its own movie.
The remake is the director's own thing disguised as the original
Both are great but different films. Original is colorful and kinda cheesy new one is dark and serious, just depends what you’re in the mood for
Neither
Watch Bones and all instead.
Tiimothee embarrassingly overacts in that movie
>WE HAVE TO DO IT! WE GOTTA!!
He plays a cannibal, it's not like he can "research" on how to do it properly..
original is better but the remake is its own thing worth watching
remake is one of the shitiest things ever happen
original is garbage, 2018 version is 10/10 kino, modern horror classic
ok, now which release dont have shit colour grading?
"Remake" is a horror movie made by people who don't like horror movies for people who don't like horror movies. It has exactly ONE good scene, the rest is absolute fricking shit with one of the most laughable finales of all time, all while taking itself 110% seriously.
Zoomers on here praise it only because of the girls.
Why the remake had to be as long as fricking Oppenheimer?
1977
The original is shit.
>The original is THE shit.
ftfy
the original was homosexual euroshit
new one is okay with some gnarly gore at the end, about it
>gnarly gore
>WOAHHHHH HEAD EXPLODE IN AN UTTERLY COMICAL FASHION! SUCH GNARLY GORE DUDE DID YOU SEE THOSE HEADS EXPLODE IN AN UTTERLY COMICAL FASHION! GNARLY DUDE!
Go watch some more Terrifier, homosexual.
terrifier is shit sperg, suspiria's was okay but nothin spectacular, still better than the homosexual euroshit, sperg out more i guess lol
>homosexual euroshit
2018 is not any less "homosexual euroshit", you absolute fricking moron.
Watch both, but original goes first. The two movies are so different you could love one and hate the other, but i can't tell you which will be which
New one is a poorly disguised softcore porno for women
I think you're confusing it with the other movie with the main bawd.
and poorly disguised propaganda made by satanic "jews"
Argento had that classic Goblin soundtrack and a hypnotic quality. The remake had a few great horror scenes (mirror hall bone breaking scene and the finale) but was mostly boring.
Remake is about two and a half hours too long for what it has to say