Literally no one else in that whole movie went and did a bunch of steroids, and there was nothing in the script that at all called for him to be super buff and in shape. His character isn’t even in the big fight at the end of the movie. Did Disney even tell him to work out at all, or was that all just his own idea?
Because he wasn't actually playing a character on Silicon Valley. He's a moronic narcissist who thought he was gonna be at the head of an even bigger wave of Marvel hype.
>He's a moronic narcissist who thought he was gonna be at the head of an even bigger wave of Marvel hype.
Little did he know that he was gonna be at the head of Marvel's downfall. Eternals was the turning point where it all fell apart. Poor bastard.
>Poop bastard.
>Poor bastard.
he's an obnoxious tryhard homosexual, he deserves everything bad stuff that's happening to him
>who thought he was gonna be at the head of an even bigger wave of Marvel hype.
Ultimately this
>He's a moronic narcissist
Every single person in the entertainment industry is a narcissist and 90% of them are also flat out moronic
>an even bigger wave of Marvel hype.
I am just realizing Eternals was a marvel movie. I always thought it was some non-marvel, non-DC thing. Kek holy shit
Mid-life crisis probably. His wife refused to have his kid
Can you blame her?
Did the 'roids frick up his jaw? Guessing he was on hgh and other stuff too. Digsuting all round.
>His wife refused to have his kid
Source? Jfc people don't even understand the point of fricking marriage these days. Id demand an annulment on the spot. Go marry your womens studies degree b***h.
Just don’t get married. But if you do, wait 5 years before you do it.
That's weird unless she already popped one or two out already
Mid life crisis
Insecurity
Because frick your stereotype.
pajeet insecurity
frick indians and pakis
Frick you. Don't lump us all together because one homosexual roided out because of depression. Be racist all you but remember pakis are the white people of the Indian region, the password and shit eating hindus differ from us drastically.
do you greet each other in the mornings at least?
Nope. If you talk to any Pakistani people, 90% of them are racist to thier own people and especially hindus. Even in my own extended family , aunts always say "omg she is marrying him? What if the baby comes out black?" Kek
>shit eating hindus differ from us drastically.
Sir! SIR!! PLEASE BE DOING THE NEEDFUL!
Indians literally worship toilets instead of using them.
>The impact that AI has had on Indian culture in particular.
These fricking slay me every time. Indiabros how do you cope?
there millions of pakis that look like this
bleached by greek and slavic wiener
It’s a shame that the Greeks were erased by Turk wiener and now the Greeks are an extinct species.
People that claim to be white in turkey are Greeks actually
>Greeks
>Slavs
>White
>Merimutt education
Think about where the word aryan comes from
from the white people who beat up all the dalits?
Even the idea of somebody imagining that anyone beneath Brahmin can in any way claim kinship with Aryans is hilarious. When people talk about Indo-European culture the ONLY part of it that touches the Indian subcontinent is the invaders who installed themselves as the ruling Brahmin caste. And even then, they were too late in codifying a color line to preserve their race, and today the Brahmins are pretty much the same shitskins as the rest of the Indian cesspool. But the idea of a poojeet who might be one step above a pariah trying to call himself an Aryan is hilarious.
I assume these are all Pashtun, which aren't representative of Pakis in general, only one region, they come from Afghanistan.
A different shade of shit is still shit. No paki however light they are is anything close to the worst European nations.
Amen brother.
Poos literally cannot win. Why even try and compete with the White man? It's pathetic.
> In Pakistan, cousin marriage is legal and common for economic, religious and cultural reasons.[36] Consanguineous marriage in Pakistan was reported to be higher than 60% of the population in 2014.[37][38][39] In some areas, higher proportion of first-cousin marriages in Pakistan has been noted to be the cause of an increased rate of blood disorders in the population.[39] According to a 2005 BBC report on Pakistani marriage in the United Kingdom, 55% of British Pakistanis marry a first cousin.[40]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East
Remember this when you think about the endless influx of foreigners entering your country (speaking to fellow first worlders here)
for the record, my family is vehement,y against first cousin marriage, my dad used to actively disparage people that took part in that.
You being Muslim makes you brown, sorry paki I don't make the rules
Good afternoon, sir!
not in my eyes ranjeesh
Maybe stop lumping yourselves together in Brampton
grussy status?
lmao britbongs split up India for the lulz and they still have got over it.r
Kek! He's done you shitskin.
it's poo cope
This thread is adding to his trauma!!! StoppPPPppp!!
My head cannon is that nobody told him he had to get in shape, but he just assumed that because it was a Marvel superhero movie everyone was going to, and he just showed up on set the first day of shooting and it was like pic related
damn that b***h is ugly
>damn that b***h is ugly
Just to be clear, do you have any idea who Katie Dippold is? She’s inarguably gorgeous. You are looking at a picture of her in a Halloween costume where she is dressed up like a scary monster from a movie.
She doesn’t actually look like that.
woah is that a dime-a-dozen blond? so gorgeous, so inarguable
Kek I'm 29 and did the opposite at my 25 yearold friend's Halloween party. I felt dumb being normally dressed and eveyone I tried to have a discussion with felt silly.
You're supposed to ask what kind of party it is before you go so you can dress appropriately
What does it look like this is his first day with arms
How tall is Batista allegedly, because he looks normal standing next to him.
>b..but 5'8 is the average height for men!
mr b***hass claims he is 6'5 but i aint buying it
what's wrong with mr beast's eyes? was he the American pyscho this whole time?
>what's wrong with his eyes
that's what it looks like when you smile without meaning it at all. the guy is clearly smiling so fricking much for his shitty brand image that he can't even bother to fake it with his eyes. go ahead and try to give a real smile, it comes from the eyes not the mouth. guys dead inside
damn mister beast is way bigger than i thought he was. fricker's probably 6'3"
stupid fricking skin walker homosexual.
yoo mr beast is a tall mf damn
Given the rock isn't actually 6'5 this makes me doubt Mark of the Beasts height too
around 6'1"-6'2"
Why not?
He had the excuse to do it, to get on a hard regime hgh and test for a year.
I expect he knew he wont have much of a role
>Why not lower my life span and look bogged
Are you a actor or a steroid salesman, anon?
Sounds fun honestly, juicing and lifting weights as an occupation for a year after spending your whole life being skinny fat
Roidtrannies get the rope
Fun having a big fat heart and organs yeah
It's your fault, Cinemaphile!
Hard to imagine this dude used to hang out with Mike D from redbar
I heard there was a podcast between him and Mac from Always Sunny, and they had this conversation where they both acknowledge they have unhealthy obsessions with their own body, and their own wives dislike how they look, but they don't care.
both are massive gays so it checks out
he looks like a cartoon or claymation character
why is he eating a plateful of turds
cool it with the anti indian remarks
Why is he eating turds
Is it an indian thing
who puts a framed pan's labyrinth poster in the dining room
everything is wrong about this picture
wtf is he eating?
turds
prolly to get press and more roles since he was the only one who did extra shit. but the movie bombed and now he only has his raised rates of cancer and no roles
Arnold Pooinator
why does he look latinx
Because poo
whatever he did do, i subscribe.
Frick off this fricking dude was in every fricking fitness magazine and show for years even after the movie, fricking weak mentality to achieve something great and then regret it because the stupid movie was a flop just how stupid do yo have to be to think like that? Just because I couldn't eat muh pizza for nothing
To try and make indians look like masculine leading man material.
>To try and make indians look like masculine leading man material.
I can imagine him shrilly and excitedly saying this to his b***h wife and her even more shrill saying “I’m so proud for you!” and then it backfires more than they could possibly imagine. Both the movie and his dance scene, and his monster face, make poos a laughingstock once more.
>Indian guy is delusional, self-important
He felt bullied in the Silicone Valley show so he answered the Bogdanoffs call.
This guy is so self delusional he doesn’t even realize that the only reason he was even cast in the show was because he’s an ugly pajeet who fits the stereotype perfectly.
what would "pushing back" even be? lmao
>hey, stop calling me ugly online guys
They meant in the show ya goober
He's not even ugly. He looked better then than he does now after the roids. All he had to do was lose maybe 10 pounds and trim his eyebrows.
The west must be hell for jeets. They come here only to discover they're in direct competition with a million others of their kind, all of whom are looked down on by everyone from the west including leftoids.
Indians in the west are proof that in-group racial preference is just a fact of life. Like you say not even leftists can pretend. Although female indians in the west have it way better than the men. Female indians get lumped into the asian category where they're just the pleasant and quiet studious people you cant quite remember the name of
Honestly male indians might have the worst pr and general life situation out of any other group in the world
>male indians might have the worst pr and general life situation out of any other group in the world
It is a a well earned position for them.
i asked him to
Say what you want about this insufferable homosexual, he is still not as cucked as this moron whose standup comedy was so bad that he had to pivot to a career in “documentary film making” to get Apu removed from the Simpsons.
What do americans think about Apu?
I got my friend a Kingo figure for Christmas as a joke gift.
you joke, but that's gonna be worth a lot of money one day
kek, the sculptor clearly used pre-HGH Silicon Valley as his face reference.
He didn't want to even touch that craggy post-HGH mess.
He believed that he's gonna become the Next Chris Evan or Hemsworth so he wanted to look accordingly.
It’s weird he thought that, since he wasn’t white.
Can I really get ripped eating chopped turds and lasagna with an entire gingerbread house for dessert?
As long as you eat a grapefruit for breakfast too, you should be good.
He's gonna divorce his wife for a younger woman in the next 12 months, screenshot this, I'll be proven correct
No chance he can get another white at his rate. Which means there’s no chance he’ll divorce.
He looks much better.
Bulk ends now. Does the drinking vodka end. Vodka helps with the cut...
Poo.
I mean isn't it better to be in shape than be an out of shape fatty. Even if he took roids, it's better than being a skinny fatso
Not if you want to avoid muscle cramps, can't have cramped muscles if you don't have muscles in the first place.
>one shot at life
>not born a poo
Once you realize this, life is bliss.
SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE JUICE