That's the correct answer.
A camera behind her at ass level, zoomed out enough so you can see her thighs as well as just just walks around in various outfits for two hours. She farts in the post credits scene.
This but without lost world.
"There was secretly a whole other island the whole time" is a stupid idea, but as you said it does lend itself well to video games.
>"There was secretly a whole other island the whole time" is a stupid idea
No way, it was kino as frick in the original novel. The start of the book played it as a big mystery - the main characters were trying to track down a professor who had mysteriously disappeared, and it led to their finding hints about a mysterious island. It wasn't just Hammond saying "lol Site B" directly to the camera, it was played as a mystery and they spent a bit of time justifying why there would be a second island (though obviously some of that justification is hand wavy).
Regardless, retconning the existence of a second island is a small issue compared to retconning Malcolm's death in the original novel.
Technically, I don't believe it was directly stated he died, just clearly implied. >People making mary sues and Crichton has his self insert panic and get wrecked by a rex, spend most of the book doped out of his gourd before diying of sepsis off screen during the wrap up
It literally hasn't needed a single sequel since the first on. It's like Terminator, it's ONE good movie from the early 90s and people keep trying to "save the franchise". That's not a franchise Black person, that's just a good movie.
There are three themes that are worth salvaging tho.
1. Dinosaurs vs humans
2. The dangers of genetic engineering
3. Chaos theory.
So I've got a pitch for 2 - A private military contractor in the not too distant future is cloning supersoldiers, but the supersoldiers being superhuman don't think they should be taking orders from mere humans and begin to genetically engineer even better superhumans, and this slowly devolves into a war between humans and superhumans the end of which humans will either be pets or extinct.
No we needed a Lost World, we had to see what became of the dinos.
Jurassic Park 3 was basically just a rehash of Lost World but worse.
Jurassic World is the most logical sequel.
Jurassic World 2 was crap and basically ruined the canon, never saw 3.
But dinosaurs reclaiming the Earth is the most logical sequel to Jurassic World. If they don't do that I have no idea what could possibly be done because TLW dinosaurs being contained and living free in the wild on an island is good, or maybe trying another Park and seeing it actually up and running and obviously failing was good. So now what? Either put them back on the island and isolate them or dino-apocalypse there is nothing else that could be done.
Seeing JW3 having to do with bugs is really fricking gay. Basically zero hope for it.
I want a prequel that is less a Jurassic Park action/adventure film, and more of a fictional biopic about John Hammond and InGen, following the development of the cloning technology and creation of Site B and Jurassic Park. You can use a lot of the script (and maybe even the Richard Attenborough voice over) from Trespasser. This stuff was pretty interesting in the books and in Trespasser itself, would be kino to see it put to screen.
The next logical step from Lost World would be to have InGen's cloning technology get leaked out and copied. The third movie would be based around a Paleolithic Safari range where people could pay to shoot mammoths, sabretooth tigers, and whatnot. The premise would be that this is just a front for more freakish genetic experiments happening within an underground facility beneath the place. Which would include an unsanctioned project involving the cloned resurrection of pre-human ancestors, and it turns out that crackpot theory about Neanderthals being cannibalistic monsters is true.
>A genetic zoo featuring specimens with modified genes to increase the fertility of the species. >It all goes wrong when they accidentally mix an experimental ebony strain of DNA into the batch, causing containment metrics to fail due to unexpected phatness. >The zoo patrons end up getting sat on in multiple scenes as they try to escape the mASS hysteria.
I call it... Jur-ass-thick Pawg
>Alan Grant is suffering from PTSD from the events of the first film. It begins to affect his personal life but more importantly his work as he's having trouble completing digs, thus losing funding and workers. He's falling out of love with dinosaurs and may have to file for bankruptcy.
>Either a young film crew or an up and coming palaeontologist team want to go to Isla Nublar to capture footage of the Jurassic Park ruins and dinosaurs (we're ignoring that JP2 deleted scene). They kidnap Grant as they feel he will be the perfect guide for them, not knowing he's suffering from PTSD.
>At the same time, Biosyn is also heading to the island to collect information and look for Nedry's can, presumably to remove any connection between them and the 1993 disaster. Maybe they're looking for something else as well.
>We go through the ruins of Jurassic Park and see familiar sights that Grant went through in the original film, giving us flashbacks from the 1st film. The whole film is Grant trying to overcome his PTSD and rejuvenate his love for dinosaurs.
>Biosyn and Grant's party each die one by one in horrific ways, with Dodgson trying to get Grant and his party killed by the roaming dinosaurs so there are no witnesses.
>During this time, Ellie and Malcolm have become concerned having not heard from Grant in a while, and his worsening mental condition. They later find out that he was taken to Nublar and collect a team to go and rescue him.
>This all culminates with Grant, Ellie, and Malcolm confronting Dodsgon at the old boat docks that Nedry was supposed to go to. Dodgson has the can and is trying to leave as the sun is setting.
>Just as Dodgson is about to get away with it, Rexy or Spinosaurus kills him as the can falls into the ocean. The original trio escape in the chopper as Grant overcomes his PTSD and rekindles his love for dinosaurs.
The End.
The film is a tribute to the original while giving the trilogy a full-circle feeling.
Would the animals make all their signature sounds? Would the t-rex look different or would they use the same model? I assume they'd feather up the raptors but it wouldn't feel right if they didn't make the sounds.
yeah that's my idea too. the genomes got messed up and now the t-rex has 300 IQ they create "human park" and we get to see a bunch of little CGI dinosaur tourists wearing clothes and taking pictures
the idea of letting dinos loose in our world to become just another part of the eco system is great rather than having everything to do with the IP be stuck on one island chain but they went about it in a moronic manner where one mansion full of dinos escaping somehow infests the whole planet >first movie's ending reveals there are parks in almost every large city in the world, they're the new zoos, the one on the island is just the most popular for being the OG place >second movie features the heroes extracting dinos from the exploding island but then instead of some dumb mercenary auction thing (buddy you are already pointing a rifle at your target, just pull the trigger instead of laser designate them for a raptor to attack) the second half of the story is trying to stop an animal rights extremist (the one vince's character was from in Lost World) from freeing the dinos into the world >ending is they foil them but its revealed they're apart of a group that has members all around the world doing simultaneous sabotages, thousands of parks around the world have their hundreds of dinos released, making the third movie make sense
Yeah a well done movie where dinosaurs are released into the wild would be great. Maybe even do a planet of the apes style thing where they also accidentally bring back an ancient virus that humans don't have immunity to and kills off a good portion of the population to further lean into the apocalypse setting and dinosaurs taking back control.
Claire from Jurassic world grows into a giant dinosaur human hybrid and takes care of the dinosaurs in the park. And she eats the big new meatasauruses in the final standoff.
Why was there a second island?
Why couldn't the sequel just take place on the same island? We didn't even see a fraction of the whole thing. It's a fictional place, frick it. Not that I really care but there was no point whatsoever in any narrative that there could be a site b. Why. Just go back to the regular island.
Dinosaurs would be really OP in that setting tho.
Valley Of Gwangi did it best with only having a couple dinos. The rex eating the circus elephants was pure kino.
That guy who does all those kinds of movies with stop motion monsters like Clash of the Titans (original) is Harry Hausen I think. Pretty much everything where he did the special effects is kino, so, there you go, but Valley of Gwangi specifically is cowboys vs dinosaurs.
>200 years in the future >what happened at Jurassic Park has been long forgotten >some student/obscura enjoyer happens upon it in their researches >get a gang (TM) together to make a pilgrimage to Jurassic Park >one of their group gets taken by a dinosaur, movie is them trying to rescue said person >they escape, accidentally bring back one of every dinosaur
While visiting the park, two guys put a sweatshirt on a velociraptor and take a selfie with it, but then realize they left all of their money in the sweatshirt and have to chase it
Computer programmer brought onto remote island to do codemoneky shit slowly realizes he's in a top secret dinosaur lab as shit falls apart and he teams up with the lab's slightly butch and condescending "wet work" expert to escape using her skills with a gun and his technical expertise discovering along the way the hell their mutual employer had created and are now succumbing to
oh and the way shit goes down is some outside force wanted the le dino secrets so they hired a guy to kill the top dog and let all the dinos out and there's a scene where they have to fight him and the dinosaurs at the same time and the bad guy gets eaten by the le dinosaurs and our party barely makes it out alive, then they frick
>Bryce Dallas Howard, preferably sweaty and wet >add Spinosaur >add a cannon and a railgun to the Spinosaur >also give it armor >have it go ham on the military
Every once in a while someone will claim to be in the industry and browse this board. Hopefully they write some of this down because we have better ideas than some of the hacks they hire.
Someone within the industry came on here sometime last week and said Lady GaGa was going to be Harley Quinn in Joker 2.
I think high ranking people within Hollywood post on here more than you think.
Many years later, the Dinosaurs have taken over the world. Naturally, one of them gets the unusual idea of cloning some of these extinct "primates" and opening a theme park to put them on display.
The franchise should have been Dawn of the Planet of the Apes but with dinosaurs. The most logical step now is to take the story back to a pre Jurassic Park era with Hammond setting up Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna.
If they don't plan on doing that just go ahead and do the Fast and Furious x Jurassic World crossover film and be done with it.
delete all the moronic homosexuals talking about or alluding to trying to use the walking untameable billion dollar insurance liabilities as "trainable weapons" and it improves this dogshit movies by like 75%
also add a scene where the Hispanic vet goes down on bryce dallas howard
Take a few beats from everywhere >Original cast has crazy PTSD >Someone tries to use the research to synthesize cures for diseases because dinosaurs don't get sick or some shit >Colossally frick up >Lots of people who took some never get sick vaccine are getting deathly ill >This is all within like 4-5 minutes of the intro as a simple backdrop for why the OG cast is going back to isla whatever >People generally don't believe the research came from live dinosaurs and think Jurassic Park is a myth >They bring along some normies on a military helicopter as well as a mercenary crew >They need to get into the lab but the island is so overgrown and fricked up with giant dinosaurs and weird fricking mutations that make them extra aggressive. Nothing stupid like active camo but they're all acting erratic, even herbivores are going nuts >A couple of neat callbacks to the movie and the arcade game like a jeep Trex chase scene with machine guns >Both of the kids are there to help face their PTSD because their therapists think they're full of shit
That's about it. It's not perfect but it'd make a nice open shut 2 part series.
They get loose in Africa and the scientists have to team up with Rhodesian poachers
HOLY BASED
Bryce Dallas Howards ass and thighs
That's the correct answer.
A camera behind her at ass level, zoomed out enough so you can see her thighs as well as just just walks around in various outfits for two hours.
She farts in the post credits scene.
I wouldn't, leave it up to 1 and Lost World.
Video games are much better for this series.
This but without lost world.
"There was secretly a whole other island the whole time" is a stupid idea, but as you said it does lend itself well to video games.
>"There was secretly a whole other island the whole time" is a stupid idea
No way, it was kino as frick in the original novel. The start of the book played it as a big mystery - the main characters were trying to track down a professor who had mysteriously disappeared, and it led to their finding hints about a mysterious island. It wasn't just Hammond saying "lol Site B" directly to the camera, it was played as a mystery and they spent a bit of time justifying why there would be a second island (though obviously some of that justification is hand wavy).
Regardless, retconning the existence of a second island is a small issue compared to retconning Malcolm's death in the original novel.
Technically, I don't believe it was directly stated he died, just clearly implied.
>People making mary sues and Crichton has his self insert panic and get wrecked by a rex, spend most of the book doped out of his gourd before diying of sepsis off screen during the wrap up
Crichton writing his way out of Malcolm's death:
Jurassic MOON.
I call it 'Dinotopia'
they bring Gilgamesh back instead
It literally hasn't needed a single sequel since the first on. It's like Terminator, it's ONE good movie from the early 90s and people keep trying to "save the franchise". That's not a franchise Black person, that's just a good movie.
There are three themes that are worth salvaging tho.
1. Dinosaurs vs humans
2. The dangers of genetic engineering
3. Chaos theory.
So I've got a pitch for 2 - A private military contractor in the not too distant future is cloning supersoldiers, but the supersoldiers being superhuman don't think they should be taking orders from mere humans and begin to genetically engineer even better superhumans, and this slowly devolves into a war between humans and superhumans the end of which humans will either be pets or extinct.
No we needed a Lost World, we had to see what became of the dinos.
Jurassic Park 3 was basically just a rehash of Lost World but worse.
Jurassic World is the most logical sequel.
Jurassic World 2 was crap and basically ruined the canon, never saw 3.
But dinosaurs reclaiming the Earth is the most logical sequel to Jurassic World. If they don't do that I have no idea what could possibly be done because TLW dinosaurs being contained and living free in the wild on an island is good, or maybe trying another Park and seeing it actually up and running and obviously failing was good. So now what? Either put them back on the island and isolate them or dino-apocalypse there is nothing else that could be done.
Seeing JW3 having to do with bugs is really fricking gay. Basically zero hope for it.
Same basic plot but it's bugs from the Cambrian period or whatever with Giant fricking spiders and other insects. Total horror movie.
Sexy Dino-girls
A pack of Black folk rape a dinosaur and then beat the final white supremacist boss, Mel Gibson. It would win an Oscar
I want a prequel that is less a Jurassic Park action/adventure film, and more of a fictional biopic about John Hammond and InGen, following the development of the cloning technology and creation of Site B and Jurassic Park. You can use a lot of the script (and maybe even the Richard Attenborough voice over) from Trespasser. This stuff was pretty interesting in the books and in Trespasser itself, would be kino to see it put to screen.
The next logical step from Lost World would be to have InGen's cloning technology get leaked out and copied. The third movie would be based around a Paleolithic Safari range where people could pay to shoot mammoths, sabretooth tigers, and whatnot. The premise would be that this is just a front for more freakish genetic experiments happening within an underground facility beneath the place. Which would include an unsanctioned project involving the cloned resurrection of pre-human ancestors, and it turns out that crackpot theory about Neanderthals being cannibalistic monsters is true.
>A genetic zoo featuring specimens with modified genes to increase the fertility of the species.
>It all goes wrong when they accidentally mix an experimental ebony strain of DNA into the batch, causing containment metrics to fail due to unexpected phatness.
>The zoo patrons end up getting sat on in multiple scenes as they try to escape the mASS hysteria.
I call it... Jur-ass-thick Pawg
Jurassic Park 3
>Alan Grant is suffering from PTSD from the events of the first film. It begins to affect his personal life but more importantly his work as he's having trouble completing digs, thus losing funding and workers. He's falling out of love with dinosaurs and may have to file for bankruptcy.
>Either a young film crew or an up and coming palaeontologist team want to go to Isla Nublar to capture footage of the Jurassic Park ruins and dinosaurs (we're ignoring that JP2 deleted scene). They kidnap Grant as they feel he will be the perfect guide for them, not knowing he's suffering from PTSD.
>At the same time, Biosyn is also heading to the island to collect information and look for Nedry's can, presumably to remove any connection between them and the 1993 disaster. Maybe they're looking for something else as well.
>We go through the ruins of Jurassic Park and see familiar sights that Grant went through in the original film, giving us flashbacks from the 1st film. The whole film is Grant trying to overcome his PTSD and rejuvenate his love for dinosaurs.
>Biosyn and Grant's party each die one by one in horrific ways, with Dodgson trying to get Grant and his party killed by the roaming dinosaurs so there are no witnesses.
>During this time, Ellie and Malcolm have become concerned having not heard from Grant in a while, and his worsening mental condition. They later find out that he was taken to Nublar and collect a team to go and rescue him.
>This all culminates with Grant, Ellie, and Malcolm confronting Dodsgon at the old boat docks that Nedry was supposed to go to. Dodgson has the can and is trying to leave as the sun is setting.
>Just as Dodgson is about to get away with it, Rexy or Spinosaurus kills him as the can falls into the ocean. The original trio escape in the chopper as Grant overcomes his PTSD and rekindles his love for dinosaurs.
The End.
The film is a tribute to the original while giving the trilogy a full-circle feeling.
Reboot the series, base it upon the books, hire me
what is this from? This is completely accurate to the novel
Would the animals make all their signature sounds? Would the t-rex look different or would they use the same model? I assume they'd feather up the raptors but it wouldn't feel right if they didn't make the sounds.
Movies are gay and so are dinosaurs
I thought Planet of the Apes but with dinosaurs sounded fricking sick. Why not.
yeah that's my idea too. the genomes got messed up and now the t-rex has 300 IQ they create "human park" and we get to see a bunch of little CGI dinosaur tourists wearing clothes and taking pictures
the idea of letting dinos loose in our world to become just another part of the eco system is great rather than having everything to do with the IP be stuck on one island chain but they went about it in a moronic manner where one mansion full of dinos escaping somehow infests the whole planet
>first movie's ending reveals there are parks in almost every large city in the world, they're the new zoos, the one on the island is just the most popular for being the OG place
>second movie features the heroes extracting dinos from the exploding island but then instead of some dumb mercenary auction thing (buddy you are already pointing a rifle at your target, just pull the trigger instead of laser designate them for a raptor to attack) the second half of the story is trying to stop an animal rights extremist (the one vince's character was from in Lost World) from freeing the dinos into the world
>ending is they foil them but its revealed they're apart of a group that has members all around the world doing simultaneous sabotages, thousands of parks around the world have their hundreds of dinos released, making the third movie make sense
Yeah a well done movie where dinosaurs are released into the wild would be great. Maybe even do a planet of the apes style thing where they also accidentally bring back an ancient virus that humans don't have immunity to and kills off a good portion of the population to further lean into the apocalypse setting and dinosaurs taking back control.
A prequel to the first Jurassic Park about Dr Wu.
Claire from Jurassic world grows into a giant dinosaur human hybrid and takes care of the dinosaurs in the park. And she eats the big new meatasauruses in the final standoff.
Why was there a second island?
Why couldn't the sequel just take place on the same island? We didn't even see a fraction of the whole thing. It's a fictional place, frick it. Not that I really care but there was no point whatsoever in any narrative that there could be a site b. Why. Just go back to the regular island.
Cowboy movie but with dinosaurs.
How has this not been done yet.
Dinosaurs would be really OP in that setting tho.
Valley Of Gwangi did it best with only having a couple dinos. The rex eating the circus elephants was pure kino.
I will check that kino out.
That guy who does all those kinds of movies with stop motion monsters like Clash of the Titans (original) is Harry Hausen I think. Pretty much everything where he did the special effects is kino, so, there you go, but Valley of Gwangi specifically is cowboys vs dinosaurs.
Nedry comes back from his soda break
Lex Legs. Lex does porn to make money after her family loses everything.
>200 years in the future
>what happened at Jurassic Park has been long forgotten
>some student/obscura enjoyer happens upon it in their researches
>get a gang (TM) together to make a pilgrimage to Jurassic Park
>one of their group gets taken by a dinosaur, movie is them trying to rescue said person
>they escape, accidentally bring back one of every dinosaur
Hatari with dinos
if the zoo angle is not politically correct, made them enviromentalists or something like that
Prison Break, from the dinos POV
Ocean's 11, from the dinos POV
Film adaptation of Jurassic Park Rampage Edition with Grant and the raptor's levels told in the style of Rashomon
Do the scrapped dinosaur human hybrid soldiers plot. If you're going to go full moron, might as well make it entertainingly moronic.
dinosaurs in space/mars
A 100% serious scientific drama remake but it's mammoths, saber tooths, neanderthals, etc.
The park is isolated in deep russia.
The flea circus story is replaced with having seen jurassic park as a kid.
Jurassic park but it's actually functional and safe
While visiting the park, two guys put a sweatshirt on a velociraptor and take a selfie with it, but then realize they left all of their money in the sweatshirt and have to chase it
Computer programmer brought onto remote island to do codemoneky shit slowly realizes he's in a top secret dinosaur lab as shit falls apart and he teams up with the lab's slightly butch and condescending "wet work" expert to escape using her skills with a gun and his technical expertise discovering along the way the hell their mutual employer had created and are now succumbing to
oh and the way shit goes down is some outside force wanted the le dino secrets so they hired a guy to kill the top dog and let all the dinos out and there's a scene where they have to fight him and the dinosaurs at the same time and the bad guy gets eaten by the le dinosaurs and our party barely makes it out alive, then they frick
>Bryce Dallas Howard, preferably sweaty and wet
>add Spinosaur
>add a cannon and a railgun to the Spinosaur
>also give it armor
>have it go ham on the military
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Uhhhhhh I saw a commercial about dubai, dinosaurs running around a mall! Kys
Imagine if this is someone who actually works on movies coming to Cinemaphile to steal ideas for the next script...
Every once in a while someone will claim to be in the industry and browse this board. Hopefully they write some of this down because we have better ideas than some of the hacks they hire.
Someone within the industry came on here sometime last week and said Lady GaGa was going to be Harley Quinn in Joker 2.
I think high ranking people within Hollywood post on here more than you think.
Hey Colin
post apocalypse dinosaur world where bands try to fight for control of dinos and the area.
Bryce Dallas Howard braping spreading her asscheeks and moaning directly at the camera for 3 and a half hours
It’s just a movie about running a dinosaur zoo. No major malfunctions it’s just the difficulties of such a large undertaking.
Many years later, the Dinosaurs have taken over the world. Naturally, one of them gets the unusual idea of cloning some of these extinct "primates" and opening a theme park to put them on display.
Jurassic Park in a big city
The franchise should have been Dawn of the Planet of the Apes but with dinosaurs. The most logical step now is to take the story back to a pre Jurassic Park era with Hammond setting up Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna.
If they don't plan on doing that just go ahead and do the Fast and Furious x Jurassic World crossover film and be done with it.
reboot from the novel with updated (2022) technology and bring back practical fx dinosaurs.. that's it.
delete all the moronic homosexuals talking about or alluding to trying to use the walking untameable billion dollar insurance liabilities as "trainable weapons" and it improves this dogshit movies by like 75%
also add a scene where the Hispanic vet goes down on bryce dallas howard
Take a few beats from everywhere
>Original cast has crazy PTSD
>Someone tries to use the research to synthesize cures for diseases because dinosaurs don't get sick or some shit
>Colossally frick up
>Lots of people who took some never get sick vaccine are getting deathly ill
>This is all within like 4-5 minutes of the intro as a simple backdrop for why the OG cast is going back to isla whatever
>People generally don't believe the research came from live dinosaurs and think Jurassic Park is a myth
>They bring along some normies on a military helicopter as well as a mercenary crew
>They need to get into the lab but the island is so overgrown and fricked up with giant dinosaurs and weird fricking mutations that make them extra aggressive. Nothing stupid like active camo but they're all acting erratic, even herbivores are going nuts
>A couple of neat callbacks to the movie and the arcade game like a jeep Trex chase scene with machine guns
>Both of the kids are there to help face their PTSD because their therapists think they're full of shit
That's about it. It's not perfect but it'd make a nice open shut 2 part series.
Seeing the homosexuals who unleashed these monsters put to trial and death would be nice.