okay Keanu, for this scene, we need you to act like you HATE getting your dick sucked by Ana De Armas and Lorenzo Izzo, okay?
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okay Keanu, for this scene, we need you to act like you HATE getting your dick sucked by Ana De Armas and Lorenzo Izzo, okay?
>easy, I'm not a sex-starved degenerate who thinks anything with a pulse is arousing
They were 2 15 year old hot girls. His wife was out of town, and he probably isn’t someone who jerk offs. He was fricked. Because they fricked him. It was like a free pizza, I mean good lord what do you expect
This is why I always jerk off whenever my wife isn’t home. If those succubi showed up I would be fine
Thank you for confirming what I'd already said here
>NOOOOO I JUST NUTTED DON'T SU--
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN
if i was keanu i would have orgasmed probably 60 times a minute
If they really wanted to make it realistic they would have made those two girls fat and ugly. But then it would have been offensive and problematic.
They are both mid anyway
>they’re both mid anyway
Go to bed, unc
Really traumatizing scene
Its WASP porn for middle aged men possessed of puritan derived mores. It happening but not wanting it to is part of the appeal. I think.
No, no, no. NO! I’m sorry, I hate to contradict you, but you’re wrong. This scene was played straight. He was a married guy, and probably very annoyed by those two girls by this point. He wouldn’t even want them to suck his wiener, so it was supposed to be an actual rape scene. It’s mainly only women who want that sort of rape thing to happen to them. For some he middle aged man, this is worst nightmare. He probably won’t even cum and they’re going to be sucking on his mostly erect wiener for hours. Actually I don’t know I haven’t really watched the movie entirely and only saw a clip
post it
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
Harrowing. How did Keanu not get an Emmy for this?
>https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
Thanks, king.
you're like the guy who posts good solonius in the spartacus threads
It also genuinely kind of terrifying. In terms of what can really bring down a middle aged white man of means. Racism, me too, and underaged girls.
as a woman, any "man" who gets turned on by this scene is a damn creep. this is like the ultimate red flag
this is why i keep myself in chastity all the time
the keys?
let the games begin
Funny you homosexuals made this thread, I just watched this movie (pirated stream ofc) a few hours ago.
Is this some sort feminist women/femcel power fantasy?
I did not find it funny, not thrilling, nothing.
Keanu is just getting ridiculed to the point you are feeling Fremdscham.
It's hinted that these 2 work in bigger team or for an organization, pulling this stunt every now and then, also killing people is normal.
They are professional (psycho prostitutes).
>Is this some sort feminist women/femcel power fantasy?
No, it's a remake of a classic 70s exploitation film named Death Game.
>It's hinted that these 2 work in bigger team or for an organization
That is not hinted, they're just psycho b***hes.
whats even the name of this movie?
Plap Plap
What kind of idiot has hot young women come onto him out of nowhere and thinks it’s NOT a setup for some horrible crime?
It does seem pretty obvious doesn't it
>NOOO PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY wiener PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT
>DON'T YOU DARE LOOKING FOR MY WIFE'S SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT SHE WEARS TO SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME TELL THAT IT'S IN HER CLOSET IN A CARDBOARD BOX WITH THE WORD "TAXES" ON IT!
>YOU MONSTER, WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT? WILL YOUR HOT FEMALE FRIEND SPANK YOU WHILE TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THAT NEEDS PUNISHMENT? I REFUSE TO ENJOY THIS, EVEN IF BOTH OF YOU MAKE OUT!
What exactly did he mean by this?
No head game is worth a long stay in the slammer
Was getting caught part of his plan?