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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 if I want to shoot the shit with the most based men on the planet. 4 if I want to try (and almost definitely fail) to crush some puss.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 if we're getting an italian feast. Otherwise 1.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert is the only guy I know, so it has to be there by default. I would probably get told to leave any other table.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert would welcome any one of us.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 are cool characters but unbearable to actually be around
    2 are literally me
    I'd want to hang with 6 though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 are literally me
      You aren't a genius anon, you just have autism. Television misled you to think they're the same thing.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    8
    t. Tyrone Martinez

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 6, or 3, feel like you could have some pretty decent conversations and laughs honestly

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    6

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GODkagi, of course.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3, then Tony and I bully the other two homosexuals into moving.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll sit at 4 just for the lels

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to wear pink on wednesdays though

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like if I tried to sit at one they’d give me the evil eye because I’m not balding and wearing glasses

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any chance at all that I will get to frick Rachel McAdams if I choose 4? If not, 6

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only dude in a table full of women
      fat chance, sorry anon

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tony soprano staring at sheldon from across the room

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sheldon giving you the 1000 yard stare from across the cafeteria

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 of course and throw food at 1

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm, now where could I s-
    >oh look, it's Robert over there
    >Hi Robert! One sec, I'll be right there!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        friendless loser

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either one or seven

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4. Focusing my attention on Seyfried first

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fool. The correct strategy is to focus on the one with the lowest self-esteem (Gretchen). She will be so pleased that someone chose her over her friends sitting right beside her that she'll probably frick you.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >um, robert why are we letting that loser Sneed at the table?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 easily.
    8 maybe

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    Would enjoy the bantz
    >2
    I'd kill myself
    >3
    I'd be dead by the end of it
    >4
    Not in the mood for roast beef
    >5
    Robert would bring us crab legs, 10/10
    >6
    No
    >7
    I don't smoke anymore
    >8
    I'd give my food to Luffy so he could dismantle my local government

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pick 3 if you want to make powerful friends. You pick 5 if your brain is rotted by memes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How powerful can they really be if they got shot to death? (haven't seen BCS, just assuming he gets shot to death at the end)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that doesn’t happen. Also, Walt was going to die anyways I think by the end of BB his cancer had gotten to the point where he was gonna die soon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if you could draft a table from any 3 on here?
          For me, it'd be
          >goodman
          >urameshi
          >fitzgerald

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 with my HERO Yusuke

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    would have the funniest conversations
    >2
    sheldon would ruin the fun
    >3
    Would be the most interesting as long as you don't associate with them outside of lunc
    >4
    would probably be chill but sometimes get too annoying
    >5
    meme characters but they're all just normal guys so it'd be neat
    >6
    nahhh
    >7
    having 1 stoner at the lunch table is cool but 3 would be overwhelming
    >8
    would be bros
    I go with 1

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Table 6 is definitely the best one.

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