Okay okay I finally got over the obnoxious race war bullshit in the first 20 minutes of the movie and I must say I liked the movie.

Okay okay I finally got over the obnoxious race war bullshit in the first 20 minutes of the movie and I must say I liked the movie.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was bored and decided to check out the Barbie film and maybe even jerk off to Margot, but even in the first 5 minutes it's just full of Black folk I couldn't watch it.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I are both pretty racist but we both enjoyed it. The creature design was really good, and I liked the end sequence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was just fricking boring. The main dindu can't act, showed no emotion whatsoever. The most entertaining scene was the one with fake aliens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most entertaining scene was the one with fake aliens.
      Agreed. I was disappointed the movie wasn't actually about grey aliens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking moron:"why is this horse trainer who just watched his father die all mopey? why isnt he all chipper like in my bing bing wahoo movies?"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely seething

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he ruins every movie he is in

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monster was too freaky, I don't even like thinking about it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good. Peele should ditch the racial angles he puts into his movies and just focus on kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He basically did ditch it for NOPE, there's no real talk about race besides their family history of training horses. It was entertaining, especially the final showdown. A normal non-pandering film, which is of course why it wasn't talked about as much as his previous films. I wonder if Peele had a moment where he realized he has to keep shoehorning in race in future movies to continue getting critical acclaim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re delusional if you think Peele is capable of making anything not about race.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the black horse trainer aspect mostly felt like an excuse for him to make the film lmao. I do think it's a major creative crutch for him, but it really wasn't particularly relevant to the story

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He basically did ditch it for NOPE, there's no real talk about race besides their family history of training horses. It was entertaining, especially the final showdown. A normal non-pandering film, which is of course why it wasn't talked about as much as his previous films. I wonder if Peele had a moment where he realized he has to keep shoehorning in race in future movies to continue getting critical acclaim.

          I had the same thought. I imagine it's depressing. I know he looks up to John Carpenter, and his movies stand on their own.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well wild vs tamed animals is a core theme of the movie, so the main characters had to be animal handlers of some sort. Horses just works because the location of being out in the middle of nowhere and having prey in that open nothing space for the alien to predate on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get fricked

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t watch if bc I’m not black. I’m pretty sure I was told wasn’t for me, like Black Panther and the other movies nigs told me not to watch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Das rite ytboi

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw I got a boner when all the people being digested inside the alien suddenly just get crushed & go silent.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a alien western, its good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes schlomo, we know you’re raiding,

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it had really bad pacing, editing and acting. the social commentary was really cringe and sometimes confusing. the alien design was okay very overrated. 4/10

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching it breh

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where Jordan Peele tricked everyone into seeing a kaiju movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone
      not the non-nigs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It flopped

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody watched it

        It made almost 200 million on a budget of 68, this is not a flop at all, especially for an R rated horror film marketed as a UFO feature (aliens are not a particularly popular topic for horror these days).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It barely broke even

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watched it

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the majority of the movies’s ape related stuff is bad but the opening with the chimp is good, and i like the asian actor guy.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather watch The Beekeeper even though it was vigilante boomer john wick justice porn.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get Out
    plagiarized from The Skeleton Key (2005)
    >Us
    plagiarized from a Twilight Zone episode called "Mirror Image"
    >Nope
    stolen from an SCP about a flying jellyfish monster

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a black director should ditch racial angles and just entertain me with 0 author autonomy, because it offends me as a whitey
    You apes are justifying all the anti-racist heavy-handedness that gets put in films.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch films

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was cool when like 30 people died and nobody had any reaction to it

    Also when peele ripped the alien from scp 312

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third silly SF-horror movie in a row from this fricker

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get Out was decent.
    Us was horrible.
    This was somewhere between the two.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Ok Peele.. I think your israeli handlers need to shove their hands up your zesty ass again.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you see that cloud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This part had kino level hype, for the tense leading up moments when no one knows who the frick he is

      Then it turns comedy and loses the hype lol

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jews unironically pay people (third-worlders) to push shows with non-whites on social media.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yet another intel aviv guerilla marketing thread…

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Us and get out are terrible shlock but this is actually interesting. Peele would be such a better director if he was white.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the first half is a spoopy ayy horror movie, and then a little over halfway it shifts gears and becomes a spielberg-esque high spirited monster hunt romp. Fun film

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was a one-eyes one-horned flying purple people eater...
    >...sure looks strange to me

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's all style, zero substance.

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