Okay so a 13 year old wizard can make complex animals like snakes out of thin air. Why can't they create gold?

Okay so a 13 year old wizard can make complex animals like snakes out of thin air. Why can't they create gold?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a movie moron

    what movie was hermoine the hottest?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What phenotype is this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Society really expects me to work 80 hours a week to compete with this red thing.

        that is someones daughter

        >...and this is my tradwife's room

        >*Magician does this with scarfs*
        >YEEE EPIC
        >*Woman does it with red plastic*
        >BOOO WHAT A prostitute
        Double standards

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I call magicians who do that prostitutes as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          low level level pilpul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Society really expects me to work 80 hours a week to compete with this red thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is someones daughter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >...and this is my tradwife's room

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chamber of Secrets.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a cutie 🙂

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh my old school uniform was the same

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEX

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        mouthwatering

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            alright pack it up hillary

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                didn't think it was enough when the feds got your emails?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          MODS !!!!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          LORD
          HAVE MERCY

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          SEXOOOOOOO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Character is supposed to be an unpopular nerd
        >Cast the sexiest nymphet you can find

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have one where it was two women sharing one of these a2a and for the life of me I don't understand where they found the room in their bowels

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the goblins can do that. Why don't you just come out and say you want all goblins to be gassed to death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only the goblins can do that
      By law or by natural ability?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no hard rules to magic in Harry Potter. Harry's able to conjure wine from the ether in Half-Blood Prince, and for some reason they can't conjure food from the ether in Deathly Hallows.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamp's laws of transfirguration

      Harry changed vinegar back into wine because wine will turn to vinegar if let to sit long enough, he just reverse the process with a spell

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't they create gold?
    Can't show faeces on American television.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why cant they create gold
    Bruh...they renamed it "sorcerer stone" and TRIED to give us yanks a chance with fabulous beasts.
    PRETEND to be grateful, why don't you..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Philosopher was always a stupid name for a wizard book. We already have those.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wizarding gold isn't the same thing as regular gold

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was under the impression that Gringots had some kind of enchantment on their gold, making it the only "real" currency.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, rowling did a magic handwave and theres some kind of "fundamental law of transfiguring" or some shit that some things just can't be conjured up. because reasons.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do understand that if they could create infinite gold it would have no value right? Things have value due to their scarcity? Supply demand inflation?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if dubs i will commit suicide in a harry potter themed outfit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that 6 is an upside down 9

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Trips, you live, but must post a picture of yourself In a Slytherin girl's uniform to your social media.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They summon them from the snake dimension, duh.
    The gold dimension is controlled by the israelites though.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Rowling's world building sucks and she didn't set hard limits on why you can transfigure a rat into a golden object and vice versa but for some reason you can't create food or gold out of thin air even though transfiguring is more or less essentially doing exactly that.

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