Okay, we've got this dangerous psychopath in this cell who needs to be watched 24/7 and absolutely must not escap. Me and my buddy will take care of feeding him alone without any sort of backup or other armed guards outside his cell keeping watch on all of us. Surely nothing bad will happe-AAAAAHHHHHHH OH GOD!
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Virtually all movies gave plot holes, if you are a pedantic c**t
An even bigger c**t gets mad at a joke made at a movie's expense even if the person didn't explicitly say that the movie was bad because of it.
What joke anon? Poking a hole in a movie's logic isn't inherently a joke or a criticism, it is just being a pedantic c**t.
Or did you laugh at OP?
It's pretty obvious. I'm sorry you're too autistic and butthurt to see the funny side of things, Anon.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well actually a chicken wouldn't cross the road, you see they'd be scared of the traffic and wouldn't want to leave their coup.
See how there isn't a joke there, but there is a breakdown of the logic of a scene presented?
Again where is the joke in OP, or did you laugh at the OP?
Christ, you really are autistic.
It just takes more for me to laugh then someone being a nit picky c**t. Redlettermedia are nit picky c**ts who make jokes, OP lacks the actually entertaining part of that.
>notice something funny and point it out
>omfg y-you're just a nit picky c**t!
There is no need to be so salty over someone joking about your precious movie. Sperging out because you didn't laugh isn't helping you.
>Redlettermedia are nit picky c**ts who make jokes,
>OP lacks the actually entertaining part of that.
So OP is Cinemasins?
>Why did the chicken cross the road?
>Well actually a chicken wouldn't cross the road, you see they'd be scared of the traffic and wouldn't want to leave their coup.
kek that's a good one I might have to steal it
Ha well, maybe you haven't heard of plot contrivances and plot conveniences. It ain't real life
Wait... stop the fricking presses.
Are you saying...
...that movies...
aren't...
they...they aren't...
that...
they....
are not...
the...
same...
as...
real...
...life?
Kickassia has no plot holes.
is that cum
I'm a methodical actor and I'm getting into the role of playing your mother.
My mother abhors sex. I'm quite certain that's part of why my parents divorced.
Oh, she only told you that so you'd stop asking.
your...sucking endless wiener?
No, I'm fricking endless man ass with my futawiener.
all rewards for cooperating with the feds
The illuminati was throwing Lecter a bone here.
I like to think the killers in these books were inspired by Batman villains so they have super villain powers. It's a proto-antivillain comic movie.
He is kind of like a supervillain without a superhero to keep him in check. His scariness comes from his ultra competency, deep insight into the human mind, and having a unique type of psychopathy that is completely new to the world of psychology. He's an interesting character.
>I like to think the killers in these books were inspired by Batman villains so they have super villain powers. It's a proto-antivillain comic movie.
The anime/manga Monster is that.
Can’t even trust him with a paperclip or pen lid. Leave him unattended with a big tape deck so he can listen to music.
What they should've done is put a remote controlled taser in his ass that also shoots pepper spray which can be activated by any of the guards at any time. Let's see him get out of that one.
“Oh no! He’s squirting it at us like a skunk!”
"Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black."
>was it the weapon in my ass that hurt you or what it reminded you of from your days as a young boy after school at the YMCA?
>"Toughened your pecker, didn't it?"
You're right. If he can control his breathing to seem like someone in critical condition then he could definitely control his butthole muscles to shoot pepper spray out his rear. Damn, Lecter is just too good.
“Son of a b***h ordered a second dinner. Lamb chops, extra rare!”
“Thanks for explaining. I was wondering why we carried that in here.”
Does Lecter ever jerk off and then eat his own cum?
H-he's too fast!!!
What movie is this from?
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Problem Child 2
Clifford starring Martin Short
I wanted that movie to be better, but it’s still ridiculous and has funny bits
Baby Geniuses
Hush of the sheep (child)
The Unbearable Quietness of Sheep
Serious answer: Silence of the Lambs
The Loudness of the Goats
The amplification of goats
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
>TROONS ARE... LE BAD!?
I would've fricked his bussy.
The movie has a a throwaway line that he was rejected for troon surgery by doctors because he wasn't actually a troon but had other psychological issues. I wish they hadn't done that and just let him be an evil troon.
that's actually extra heretical today because the "science" back then was "real" trannies fit the "HSTS" criteria in picrel and AGPs (AKA what Buffalo Bill is) were just fetishists and denied surgery. Now AGPs run the entire troony activism space and even hinting at that "outdated" typology is a huge sin.
This. It's brilliant because a lot of the troons are like Buffalo Bill in that their troonyism is incidental. He was right that the "real trannies" are actually just harmless eccentrics.
Has this ever happened before? Just placing a guy in a makeshift jailcell in some giant court building? What exactly was the need to put him there instead of throwing him in a police van
did you watch the movie, it was of the negotiation
sorta. Look up la catredal. Pablo escobar surrendered under the conditions he got to build his own prison, have his owns guards, armory, a jacuzzi, waterfall, football pitch. He was supppsed to serve 5 years here but had 4 of his lieutenants murdered there 1 year in
How did he get the pen?
how does anyone get a pen? sometimes you have one and sometimes you don't
He asked for one.
He used his pen is
Stole it from Chilton when he got too close during the meeting with the Senator
He bought it from leonardo di caprio
Not really an oversight since the guards were instructed not to go into the cell unless he'd been handcuffed to the bars first, and he'd been given access to nothing since he arrived that he could use to pick them. Sending multiple armed guards to deliver food to a guy who's sitting down with his hands chained behind his back is already kind of overkill, which shows that they *were* respecting how dangerous the situation was. Not to mention they had cops swarming every exit (which is probably why 2 for food duty was all they could spare) and the only reason he got out is because they voluntarily removed him because of the face swap trick.
The setup was secure, he just found a way out anyway because he's a fricking evil genius and that's what they do
>Sending multiple armed guards
Nah, they should've had armed guards in the room watching his cell in shifts the whole time as a safety precaution. Especially if he's an evil genius. It doesn't take much effort to leave a couple guys there to watch him and make sure he doesn't escape. Sending both guards inside the cell at the same time instead of one inside while the other watches with a gun trained on Hannibal isn't very secure.
I know it's not really important and I like the movie anyway. It just seemed funny to me. And the way the movie jumpcut to Hannibal pepper spraying the guard made me laugh.
the whole reason hes there is because hes convinced them he has information worth trading. Obviously part of the trade was privacy. Was it smart of them to accept that condition, yes, but the whole entire deal was moronic, they should of told him to kick rocks and give up the info or have his cell changed from 8x8 feet to 6x2
I wonder how he'd respond to the threat of being locked in a smaller soundproof cell 24/7, all guarded with no privacy, no communication or visitors, and nothing besides a bed, a shower head, and a toilet. Not even entertainment materials such as books or things to make art with. And the changes would become permanent. Could he spend the rest of his life like that?
probably not, but chitlin or whatever his name is wouldnt let that happen. Hannibal drip feeding him scraps was chitlins entire career, he wouldnt dare do anything that would risk hannibal going completely silent. He had the fbi and everybody lining up for a chance to eyefrick lector, and unless hector talks, theres no reason for anyone to come.
>movie jumpcut to Hannibal pepper spraying the guard made me laugh.
>jumpcut
>should of
you focused on that, when you should of focused on me saying "yes" instead of "no"?
>should of
give it up old man, language changes. Should of figured this out when selfie got added to merium webster
This also the book is clearer that the armed guards are primarily there to keep families of victims, journalists and single women away from Lecter not to keep Lecter in thats why they’re downstairs mostly.
I also seem to recall Lecter has an extra finger in the books to explain away where he hid his cuff key.
If thats what they do then why not have say a security team watching a feed of this guy 24/7? They do that for innocent people that the government experiments on because they dont want their test subjects to escape.
>AHH! MY EYES! MY EYES ARE RED HOT! HANNIBAL, YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING THAT PEPPER SPRAY TO GIVE YOUR MEAL SOME TANG. YOU WERE SPRAYING MY FACE TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY EYEBALL! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, HANNIBAL?
>Name is Hannibal
>He's a cannibal
Who writes this shit?
Real life has several plot holes