>old cartoon
>bernese mountain dog with crate around his neck rescues people freezing to death with whiskey...for some reason
>old cartoon
>old cartoon
>bernese mountain dog with crate around his neck rescues people freezing to death with whiskey...for some reason
>crate
They would carry first aid kits but the booze for warmth as part of the first aid kit is mostly a joke
>old cartoon
>character loses all his clothes
>has to wear a barrel with shoulder straps
Whiskey promotes blood flow in extremities which is good when rescue is coming soon to prevent frostbite
>Whiskey promotes blood flow in extremities
True, it widens your blood vessels which makes you more susceptible to cold.
Kino.
It makes you more susceptible over the long term. Short term it slows frostbite
I'll be that guy and remind you that the chef on the titanic thinks you are a Black person and or homosexual
>This is Charles Joughin, chief baker aboard the RMS Titanic. When the Titanic struck an iceberg on the night of April 14th, 1912, Joughin's immediate reaction was to get wicked drunk, literally throw women and children into lifeboats for a while, and then ride the ship's stern into the ocean.
Fricking based.
People used to think that drinking alcohol helped with frostbite, because it caused the surface of your skin to become warmer. They didn't realize it was having the negative effect of causing your body's interior to shed heat, which was the actual reason why your skin became warmer.
They were right. You're just a pussy and only drink to get buzzed. You have to drink like your life depends on it - because it does.
STOP
STOP
ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH
Still say this sometimes. Also like to belt out an off-key "Drink to me only with thine eyes" on occasion
FRICKING JAZZ REEEEE
>old cartoon
>alley cat has a severed tail that's been reattached with some string tied in a bow
>person throws something behind them
>*CRASH*
>*stock cat growl sound effect*
>character is hit in the face with an object
>he stares at the camera with his face resembling the shape of the object for 2 seconds
Not in my kino.
>character tosses something off screen
>*cat screeches*
Were stray urban cats so common back in the day?
Every old cartoon make it looks like in any major city cats outnumber humans 4:1
Owned and stray are indistinguishable when a cat is prowling. And they probably had more freedom to roam when rat-catching was considered their main job instead of companionship. Also, if you've ever heard one yowling at 3am, people throwing boots out the window at them at night makes sense
Why do you think boomers go on about neutering animals?
because that's how they were depicted in art
IIRC it all stems from the painting of some French boy.
>clearly a St Bernard
>moron OP can’t even recognize a dog breed
>crate
>whiskey
its a keg of conjac you ignoramus
And its supposed to help leviate the symptoms of hypothermia
Did old people really have to deal with hideous israelites trying to scam them door-to-door?
these days they use the TV
That reminds me, I need to buy Anne Frank a box lunch for $15 a day.
Before the 40s yeah
holy shit you zoomers don't know anything about the world at all
more access to knowledge than any people in human history, and you little homosexuals don't know anything except what israelites shit into your mouths
Is this really wisdom and culture or isn’t it just odd trivia
it is both wisdom - traditional folk wisdom that helped save peoples' lives
and culture - alps culture, especially
knowing things about the world and humanity and peoples is not just 'le random' trivia
it's called not being an ignorant zoomer that doesn't know anything outside of israelite-produced western mass media post 9/11
Oh the fricking ironing.
please explain to the thread how those two posts provide an example of 'irony'
> character hasn't eaten for days and is starving
> suddenly his friends and pals looks like giant walking T-bone steaks
I think this happened on Seinfeld with Kramer as a giant roast chicken
>cartoon character is Swedish
>when he pukes he coughs up and entire fish skeleton
Animation was a small circle back then. The first guy to draw a thing would start the trope and guys would just echo it.
>character gets hit on the head with a hammer
>a large lump immediately rises up
>character presses lump back into their head with their finger
>a lump pops out the other side of their head
>dog shows up
>drinks the whiskey
>leaves
Kino
>old cartoon
>blatant product placement and shilling is the punchline
>explosion happens
>characters face is covered in soot
>this is racist now
>old cartoon
>character gets drunk
>NOOOOOBODY KNOOOOOWS HOW DRYYYY IIII-*hiccup*-II AAAAAAMMMM
For me it's the exploding cigar gag.
>Piano falls on top of character
>Character's teeth are replaced with the piano keys
A thread full of soul.
How did he do it?
>character in fatal car crash
>paramedics rush to the scene
>they load the car in a gurney and leave
>character tries to shoot a running bad guy
>a handgun jams
>draws a smaller version of the same gun
It's hot cocoa
i thought it was First Aid inside?
lowiq Hispanic here, you mean st bernards dont do this in the mountains of europe and canada?
>The breed of dogs kept by the monks to assist them ... has been long celebrated for its sagacity and fidelity. All the oldest and most tried of them were lately buried, along with some unfortunate travellers, under a valanche [sic]; but three or four hopeful puppies were left at home in the convent, and still survive. The most celebrated of those who are no more, was a dog called Barry. This animal served the hospital for the space of twelve years, during which time he saved the lives of forty individuals. His zeal was indefatigable. Whenever the mountain was enveloped in fogs and snow, he set out in search of lost travellers. He was accustomed to run barking until he lost breath, and would frequently venture on the most perilous places. When he found his strength was insufficient to draw from the snow a traveller benumbed with cold, he would run back to the hospital in search of the monks….
>When old age deprived him of strength, the Prior of the Convent pensioned him at Berney, by way of reward. After his death, his hide was stuffed and deposited in the museum of that town. The little phial, in which he carried a reviving liquor for the distressed travellers whom he found among the mountains, is still suspended from his neck.
rest in peace brave helper doggy
>The little phial, in which he carried a reviving liquor for the distressed travellers whom he found among the mountains, is still suspended from his neck.
Legend has it that it's still filled with booze ready for when it's most needed
biopic when
Pixar’s going to do it with a pit bull, and multiethnic tattooed dogmoms instead of monks.
And instead of whiskey it has malt liqour that it drinks before eating the survivors instead of saving them. And the survivors are all little white toddlers
>The little phial, in which he carried a reviving liquor
I bet it holds the secret to eternal life.
the aqua vitae
imagine drinking that booze
how strong would it be now
>character drinks booze
>starts hiccuping nonstop
i got the hiccups the other day, was pretty amusing
>old cartoon
>character eats carrots
>suddenly has incredible vision
>reddit poster comes to Cinemaphile to spam his dog whiskey thread for the hundreth time
>gets blown the frick out again and cries like a homosexual for being wrong
See you next thread homosexual. Just going to enjoy my dog whiskey and beat the cold until then.
>trash can falls over and spills out
>trash includes: a bent tin can, a banana peel, a fish bone, and an apple core
>someone gets shot in the face
>they have blackface now
>bernese mountain dog
goddamn this site has the dumbest posters. the barrel didn't just alcohol in it it had simple medical equipment as well. the alcohol was meant to be a basic pain reliever