>on the most successful radio show of all time
>pulling in millions annually
>threw it all away for fricking drugs
Is heroin really that good?
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>on the most successful radio show of all time. >pulling in millions annually
his nose looks like a papa john's mushroom pizza
LOLA. It's so sad that I know this and I haven't gotten Papa John's in like 20 years.
So his nose was absolutely crushed by someone he owed money to and he has been making excuses for it, right?
That was the excuse he gave, in reality it was from drugs, and thats something he's far more embarrassed about admitting. Artie would rather lie about getting the frick beat out of him then admit he's STILL using.
are there really not any better ways of doing it than snorting or is he just moronic?
all addicts do moronic things when using
In oppositeland maybe. He claims his nose collapsed from snorting coke with a hooker that accidentally put broken glass in a line, and being punched directly in the nose and knocked out was inconsequential.
I heard him say the glass snorting weakened his nose but the rando punching him is what made it collapse. I don't care really, I love Artie.
That's another fake story. He blames the glass when in reality he just used a lot and it got infected. Artie will try anything to absolve himself of full accountability. That's junkie 101
All these stories are fake.
Snorting narcotics burn the septum away and it will eventually collapse if you do it enough.
No he went to doctors to get it worked on, but after finding out he couldn't use at all after getting it worked on he put it off because he wanted the drugs instead
He freely admits it was drugs when he accidentally snorted glass. He also admits he has a gambling addiction and stooge for a bookie punched him in the face.
Made up stories just like this anon said
no. he said one time on a podcast that he was in MacDonalds in line for a mc griddle and he sneezed and his head flew forward and hit the back of some guys head and now his nose is flat. he cant taste any more. even mcgrddles
>Norm dead
>Saget dead
>Gilbert dead
>Artie still alive
It’s the keith richard secret: heroin
everyone says dumb stuff like adenchrome or whatever made up crap it is
it’s always been smack
William Burroughs belived heroin used habitually would slow down the cells and inhibit aging. My junkie uncle is nearly 60 but still looks to be around 25.
William Burroughs was a nut
yet there’s that whole accidental overdose thing
if you could buy it at the grocery store I bet people would do it for that, but imagine shooting up street drugs
>if you could buy it at the grocery store
you can. all stores sell poppy seed which doesn't contain but is coated with residual morphine sometimes up to 100μg/g
>all stores sell poppy seed which doesn't contain but is coated with residual morphine
You have to be 18 to post here...
Artie was a massive frickup for most of his life. He got kicked off MadTV for snorting coke and then ended up in jail for punching a cop. Then he gets a second shot and proceeds to stab himself nine times. Then gets another chance and permanently fricks up his nose
How do you get kicked off MadTV for snorting coke? That's like getting kicked out of the Catholic Church for molesting kids.
You mean like getting kicked out of school?
Bullshit statistics. There is monumentally more children going to public school than there is children actively practicing Christianity at their local church. The real statistics that matter here is that it's mostly gay men homosexuals that are touching little boys.
>There were 144x more kids in school than going to church
source: mspaint
What fricking chance would there be to get molested in public school? In the back of the lunch line?? Inbetween classes? Even if we're including extracurricular activities, it makes no sense
give it a try, what could go wrong
Least Italian nose
>on the best Law & Order spin-off of all time
>Lange attempted suicide for the second time at his home by drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife.
Uhhhhhh yeah I'm thinking he's fricking based.
>You could say the same about church. If there's a will there's a way.
>There's a news story every week about a teacher getting arrested for having sex with a student, I don't know why you guys are having trouble with this.
Ohhh I get it, so a 17 year old girl going to meet up to frick her teacher is "child sex abuse", gotcha
Can't he get something jammed in there to prop it up
He keeps living when all other comics of his generation are fricking dying like flies, is like heroin made him inmortal by just sacrifiying his nose
Artie is gay and he uses drugs to cope. That and his father falling off the ladder is why he uses. He also knows deep down his dad would have never accepted him for being gay. It all has to do with his dad and his sexual orientation/masculinity.
Heroin absolutely fricking sucks after just a little while. You feel like fricking shit even while high.
The reason he doesn't stop is because hard drugs frick up your brain. We didn't evolve to choose something with a reward level 2 over reward level 10. Your brain will keep antagonizing you to find reward level 10 forever. People who sell heroin should be publicly executed, including big pharma and the CIA.
Artie was good but I wish he'd done better on Cumia's show. That could've been legendary.
Dave Attell posted this tonight
https://twitter.com/attell/status/1712293220715987004/photo/1
Arties sister still looking hot
The feeling that heroin produces is incredibly supple
>Is heroin really that good?
yes
>Is heroin really that good?
Nobody nose.
morphine is kino
going to down some rn
Detoxing from heroin isnt even that bad, yeah you will have a shit time for two weeks but kicking tranq pills or even hardcore alcoholism is much much worse and can even kill you. Take the brown pill anon
so...did no one ever tell you morons that drugs are le bad?
t-they are?
yep
nah
I just STRAIGHT DROP so my nose doesn't look like that
about to hit it right now and have a kino goon sesh
Ever see that stupid docu about the lady in the drug testing lab who had access to pharmaceutical drugs to compare samples to make sure the drugs tested were real
she was a chemist so she made crack in the lab after getting sick of the coke, the best coke anyone gets
imagine smoking those rocks dude
enjoy that thought while you light it up
cuz your crack bowl is dogshit in comparison
I would smoke the pharmacy crack for lols, but never hoodrat crack
>outlives the entire wackpack, his entire generation in the ny comedy scene, and anthony cumia
artie won.
Artie fell down the slippery slope of taking opiate pain killers for his back pain, running out of doctor's scripts, getting oxy pills on the blackmarket and eventually realizing it'd be way cheaper and it'd save his liver to go on heroin.
>muh pain
they always use that excuse, he just liked doing drugs. He was a coke fiend before opiates, no one's doing coke for back pain.
this guy is a true wienerroach he won't die until every organ in his body fails