he basically said in a recent review if it's crispy enough for him then you'll get into the 8s yet he still gets pissed if owners don't want to suck his dick after giving him an 8.1
that just happened the other day i think. also the one where he crowned the guy an actual "pizza genius" and still gave him an 8.1. the guy just said "oh, great" and Dave looked pissed
I have literally never heard anyone mention Barstool IRL nor have I seen it linked anywhere (and I'm a chronic twitter and reddit user). How the hell did he makes 9 figures of that?
>im a chronic twitter and reddit user
you don't go outside, there is an actual world out there beyond your subreddits and subtweets. it's plenty talked about and had a very viral moment the other month.
They've not once produced anything in their entirety with merit. I like Portnoy to a decent degree (aside the fact he's a gay Red Sox fan) but that platform is Buzzfeed-tier media.
It's basically Buzzfeed Sports and widely popular in the 10s. You clearly didn't go outside at all because college kids brought up Barstool a bunch. Especially from 2011-2018.
Sports fans will literally consume anything, they spend their lives obsessing over which black can run and throw the fastest. He tapped in to one of the most moronic customer bases on the planet, like shooting fish in a barrel.
She just whines about him being a rape apologist or something then she runs away. Kind of fricked his fans left bad reviews on that place though because she didn’t even work there lol
she was based and Dave came off really insecure for bringing it up in like five straight reviews. you just know that he went hard in pic related to save himself from being embarrassed again. he kept saying that guy's shirts were too tight when Dave looked the same like two months before this
i have a theory that Dave only likes the super thin and crispy now more than ever because he's worried about getting fat and he's mad if he has to eat anything more. lately he's really been getting upset if there is any grease at all
it's weird because you can see this guy way earlier in the review just hanging off to side. not sure if he was just wanting to go in and finally had enough or what
also what the frick does he mean? isn't almost every ww2 soldier dead by now?
You could try but the moment you went for his nose your arm would be bent so far back and your ass would be on the ground 5 seconds flat. Don't try this shit on a vet kid.
pepperoni should be added because that's the true standard. 90% of people consider it the baseline and the grease from the slices radically changes the flavor as opposed to just cheese.
i get why you'd want to know if the place has good cheese, sauce, and dough but he completely ruins that idea by saying he needs it to be borderline burned each time. that only works on certain pizza
>claims to be a fair critic who never gives pizza a 10/10 >made a 10/10 pizza review for his favorite pizza from his home town in Massachusetts >pretended like it’s a real review and that he isn’t biased so he acts like he never ate it before >so embarrassed by this review that he hasn’t even uploaded it on YouTube
Fricking fraud
he claims he did that because he was a rookie back then and that's what rookies do.
i hate that people take his scores so seriously by now that shop owners literally suck his dick and cry when he comes around when he literally doesn't even know the ingredients he's tasting or anything more than >football pizza >detroit pizza >bar pie
ITS WEIRD IT LOOKS NEOPOLITAN BUT ITS NOT NEOPOLITAN.... THE CRUST IS A LITTLE NEOPOLITAN BUT ITS NOT.... AUSTIN ITS A LITTLE NEOPOLITAN... ITS JUST NOT MY STYLE. 6.8
i swear he says "not my style" in about 75 percent of the recent reviews. it would be higher but they seem to seek out stuff that he knows he might like now
who cares you dumb Black person, the want to have local costumers and not some moron from belgium. Stick to twitter/instagran with your american food whining
I was doing an America trip with my friends. We were going from Boston to NYC on the first section, I pitched them New Haven entirely off the back of his recommendation. I'm not even into watching him, I just thought it would be funny to do a pizza tour in New Haven.
>Sallys
Best pizza I've ever had by a distance, queued outside a 3 o'clock in the day. The lack of cheese coating everything was just magical. >Modern
Not very good, we got a margharita instead of New Haven style, which I think was a problem but the margharita wasn't very good. A ridiculous amount of sexy women were stood around it for some reason though. >Pepes
We were very full by the time we got here so our judgement was a bit impaired, but it's probably the second best pizza I've ever had.
>New Haven
Shithole on the outskirts from where we were walking, but actually nice in the centre. Went to the Yale art gallery which was very nice and chill. Night out was decent, mostly a younger crowd.
single piece of basil
>yea austin this pizzas lookin a little artisinal... not really my style... 7.2?
>not even basil
pretty spot on
he basically said in a recent review if it's crispy enough for him then you'll get into the 8s yet he still gets pissed if owners don't want to suck his dick after giving him an 8.1
>CMON 8.1 THATS A GOOODDDDD SCORE!
no response
>CMON YA NOT HAPPY WITH THAT????? IDK PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY WITH AN 8.1
that just happened the other day i think. also the one where he crowned the guy an actual "pizza genius" and still gave him an 8.1. the guy just said "oh, great" and Dave looked pissed
unfunny tik tok slop industry plant pedo
He literally built his whole independent platform from nothing.
how exactly
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by being a israelite
I have literally never heard anyone mention Barstool IRL nor have I seen it linked anywhere (and I'm a chronic twitter and reddit user). How the hell did he makes 9 figures of that?
>im a chronic twitter and reddit user
you don't go outside, there is an actual world out there beyond your subreddits and subtweets. it's plenty talked about and had a very viral moment the other month.
They've not once produced anything in their entirety with merit. I like Portnoy to a decent degree (aside the fact he's a gay Red Sox fan) but that platform is Buzzfeed-tier media.
It’s a popular college kid brand. I heard it mentioned by frat dudes and hot bawds in college all the time.
>I'm a chronic twitter and reddit user
kys
It's basically Buzzfeed Sports and widely popular in the 10s. You clearly didn't go outside at all because college kids brought up Barstool a bunch. Especially from 2011-2018.
isnt Barstool only popular with chuds and trumpers?
confirmed for not being white
they do a lot of sports gambling
jeez you really have nobody in your life that likes sports? well, chronic reddit user i guess
Sports fans will literally consume anything, they spend their lives obsessing over which black can run and throw the fastest. He tapped in to one of the most moronic customer bases on the planet, like shooting fish in a barrel.
hes a israelite and the responses you just got come from literal goyslop slurpers
you dont watch sports
Do you live in a big sports hub?
found the guy who didn't go to college. point and laugh and this grocery bagger
You forgot israelite
He said pedo
>Folding pizza
No. Knife and fork only.
Boston was a fine city before the israelites, irish, shitalians, dominicans, cambodians, brazilians, chinese, and groids.
They need another molasses flood.
Amen.
>I fought a war for you's!
>when that leftist cutie fricking wrecks him over the that fence and he starts turning red and proceeds to use his global platform to cry for a month
She just whines about him being a rape apologist or something then she runs away. Kind of fricked his fans left bad reviews on that place though because she didn’t even work there lol
she was based and Dave came off really insecure for bringing it up in like five straight reviews. you just know that he went hard in pic related to save himself from being embarrassed again. he kept saying that guy's shirts were too tight when Dave looked the same like two months before this
For me, it's the guy that fumbles his ear buds. it's such a relatable frick up.
Whoop. Whut. Uh. Yup.
>that's awesome
This guy was totally correct after seeing Portnoy turn into a total Zionist shill, frick him
I can't stop watching this guy eat pizza. It's pure kino.
what does a israelite know about italian food?
>One bite, everyone knows the rules.
>*takes five bites in fifteen seconds*
Cool, I'm gonna need you to make your way out this way.
i have a theory that Dave only likes the super thin and crispy now more than ever because he's worried about getting fat and he's mad if he has to eat anything more. lately he's really been getting upset if there is any grease at all
I fought a war for youse!
it's weird because you can see this guy way earlier in the review just hanging off to side. not sure if he was just wanting to go in and finally had enough or what
also what the frick does he mean? isn't almost every ww2 soldier dead by now?
I’d have grabbed that guy by the nose and threw him in the gutter.
You could try but the moment you went for his nose your arm would be bent so far back and your ass would be on the ground 5 seconds flat. Don't try this shit on a vet kid.
Even worse, try it on a chef.
y-you're right, I'm so foolish
plain pizza is such a fricking waste
put some sausage on it for god's sake
You have to rank the pizza based on its bare essentials.
>bread
>sauce
>cheese
Do what you want to it after the fact.
pepperoni should be added because that's the true standard. 90% of people consider it the baseline and the grease from the slices radically changes the flavor as opposed to just cheese.
i get why you'd want to know if the place has good cheese, sauce, and dough but he completely ruins that idea by saying he needs it to be borderline burned each time. that only works on certain pizza
> takes three bites from the slice and one of the crust
> sets slice back down
> twiddles fingers on free hand
>claims to be a fair critic who never gives pizza a 10/10
>made a 10/10 pizza review for his favorite pizza from his home town in Massachusetts
>pretended like it’s a real review and that he isn’t biased so he acts like he never ate it before
>so embarrassed by this review that he hasn’t even uploaded it on YouTube
Fricking fraud
he claims he did that because he was a rookie back then and that's what rookies do.
i hate that people take his scores so seriously by now that shop owners literally suck his dick and cry when he comes around when he literally doesn't even know the ingredients he's tasting or anything more than
>football pizza
>detroit pizza
>bar pie
ITS WEIRD IT LOOKS NEOPOLITAN BUT ITS NOT NEOPOLITAN.... THE CRUST IS A LITTLE NEOPOLITAN BUT ITS NOT.... AUSTIN ITS A LITTLE NEOPOLITAN... ITS JUST NOT MY STYLE. 6.8
i swear he says "not my style" in about 75 percent of the recent reviews. it would be higher but they seem to seek out stuff that he knows he might like now
Who the frick watches this shit.
Every male over the age of 40
I hate this israelites face. And for that reason I've never actually listened to any of his presumably gay content.
>think Dave is a major douche bag
>think he is a shitty food critic
>can't stop watching every video
what is wrong with me?
Cut off your hands right now.
how will i be able to eat my pizza then?
love this place
crust looks dry as frick but everything else looks pretty good
youre goy cattle
Watch other people eat pizza, watch other people watching movies, watch people play video game wtf is this world
someone please explain how that guy was in WW2. he would have to be like 100 years old in that video
The number of Holocaust survivors increases every year. The last Holocaust survivor has yet to be born.
he said he fought in the war which would make him over 100
Jews say a lot of things.
Didn't some ppl lie about their age in order to enlist?
he probably was 16 at 1944 then and looked like a 35 year old, so he isn't even a 100
i've also wondered that. by looking at his hands though, you can tell that guy is old af. looks like my gramps hands who is in his mid 90s
>One bite you know da roolz
He showed the world Americans doesn't know how to make a proper pizza, what's with all the grease and cheese?
who cares you dumb Black person, the want to have local costumers and not some moron from belgium. Stick to twitter/instagran with your american food whining
I'm absolutely obsessed with my little sister's nipples. They're so perfect.
Pizzas are over rated. Ramsay was right.
>it’s gotta be really crispy
>it’s gotta really thin
>it’s gotta be cut in the shape I want it
>no tang
This dude’s moronic
He should have just shortened it to: pizza sucks eat anything else.
I was doing an America trip with my friends. We were going from Boston to NYC on the first section, I pitched them New Haven entirely off the back of his recommendation. I'm not even into watching him, I just thought it would be funny to do a pizza tour in New Haven.
>Sallys
Best pizza I've ever had by a distance, queued outside a 3 o'clock in the day. The lack of cheese coating everything was just magical.
>Modern
Not very good, we got a margharita instead of New Haven style, which I think was a problem but the margharita wasn't very good. A ridiculous amount of sexy women were stood around it for some reason though.
>Pepes
We were very full by the time we got here so our judgement was a bit impaired, but it's probably the second best pizza I've ever had.
>New Haven
Shithole on the outskirts from where we were walking, but actually nice in the centre. Went to the Yale art gallery which was very nice and chill. Night out was decent, mostly a younger crowd.
I just want some Kino pizza
Is there any pizza place worth traveling across the US for?
>dont foget ta give it to a crack addictk
...
>hows he pulling that?
>everyone knows the rules
What are these rules?
Don't look her up now... she went short blue haired college girl or something