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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this just the SNES game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what you're saying here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon, but it's a game where Goofy and Max fight pirates

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A pirate kidnapping?!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...Nec?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neg as in negging
      Goofy is a pick up artist

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy volunteers to take Max' class on a summer trip searching for treasure. It's a recurring gag that the entire story, all 107+ volumes, take place over the same summer, regardless of how ridiculous that would be.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wealth, fame, power.
    >Goofy Roger the king of the Goofs obtained this and everything else the
    World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
    >“Gawrsh like you want my treasure? Sure you's can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it a'hyuck! ”
    >These words lured men to the goof line, pursuing dreams greater than they
    ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great goofy era.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we are taking some casting choices here. I would cast the characters as these following.

      Goofy=Luffy
      Donald=Zoro
      Daisy=Nami
      Horace=Usopp
      Mickey=Sanji
      Minnie=Robin
      Chopper=Oswald
      That far i could think. Also here's a theme song for funzies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many casts are we talking about?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usopp Pluto means he'll have to talk, which I'm not on board with. Just make him Horace instead because there's not many other options.
        If Goofy is Luffy, Clarabell has to be Boa Hanwiener.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was looking at the image and completely missed the comment where you said Usopp Horace too. Oh well.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i too do same mistake as you did. So is ok. beside that picture is not mine. I found on google search.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Max
        Gay.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Max would be a great Usopp.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Chip and Dale
        >no Cabs
        >no HDL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pete running around in a speedo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Donald=Zoro
        I can't find the image, but there's this comic where Donald saves Mickey from a giant spider, and he's swinging a machete around so fast that his arm leaves afterimages.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Donald=Zoro
        I can't find the image, but there's this comic where Donald saves Mickey from a giant spider, and he's swinging a machete around so fast that his arm leaves afterimages.

        Found it!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >donald rage + nine sword style
          Yeah, I'm thinking Pirate King level

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scrooge would find the treasure. Their crew would be fricking unbeatable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scrooge D. Duck is gonna lose to Max D. Loofy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not Scrooge Mick D. Uck

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goof Troop SNES game

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the appeal of One Piece?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take an adventure series, then multiply every part of it by 5.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      X men with pirates

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        really?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except the toughest people have no powers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???
          The strongest literally all have abilities from magic fruit and the main protag is actually a god reincarnated. Even someone like zoro has haki

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roger, Garp, Rayleigh, and Shanks are/were haki-only

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shanks

              How is haki not a power?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's something anyone can really do if they train really hard, it's a natural extension of one's spiritual energy. So isn't really like an X-men power like with the Devil Fruits, which is is think what anon meant when he said the toughest people have no "powers". Since it was replying to the X-men comparison.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont you have to be gifted to make use of it ion higher levels though? like how not many people have conqueror's or the advanced armament one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Advanced armament is something anyone can do if you work hard enough and get the feel for it.

                Conquerors is the superduper special one with the "only 1 in million" hyperbole that you cannot teach to any shmuck. You either have it or you do not.
                It's just a coincidence that famous/notorious people at the top have it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You either have it or you do not.
                It's just a coincidence that famous/notorious people at the top have it.
                I think it’s more likely because they unlocked and mastered that power is the reason they’re the strongest, not that they became the strongest and just happened to have that power, at least that’s what I think is the intent based on Kaido’s words to Luffy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do note that hundreds of people have had Conquerors's Haki, the will of D and have all died like dogs. They're an inherent advantage, not a win button. I don't hear people b***hing about Zoro being born strong as a cheat.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shanks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The short version: Pirates travelling around the world looking for.treasires, having adventures and overthrowing dictators.

      Long version: It has a lot of that broad archetypal fantasy adventure stuff like fearless heroes, beautiful damsels, tyrannical rulers, plucky rebels, elaborate mythology and exotic places that always plays well, packaging it in a visual language very desperate from the usual Tolkien/DnD/Star Wars style people are bored of.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >packaging it in a visual language very desperate from the usual Tolkien/DnD/Star Wars style people are bored of
        Yeah this was what drew me in years ago. I need more wacky-looking fantasy in my life. When you name that genre, most people's minds will immediately default to those things you mentioned. Goofy concepts played straight needs to be done more often (and done well)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fun setting where any given island can have wacky shit going on
      >Fun powers via devil fruits and the ways they can be played with
      >Wide hipped big tittied ladies
      >Good emotional moments
      >General fun adventuring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moisturize me!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so weird seeing Luffy without his chest scar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun adventure, unique setting and aesthetic, powersystem is cool and allow for creativity, thematics are classics (adventure, discovery, freedom, friendship) but classics works and it's overall well handed. Emotional and epic beats tend to hit well.

      Also somehow have litteral troony dragqueen doing "okama kempo" and it's just fun, in fact one of them is one of the biggest bro in the series.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets #22 spot in popularity poll with over 1000 fricking characters after not even appearing for 10+ years
        I will never fricking be this cool.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably one of the most based gays in fiction. Top tier friend

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic related
        why is he laughing?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He found the truth about the ultimate secret and history of the world after years of perillious adventure and battle against a oppressive totalitarian world power that is desperate to keep that secret forgotten

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He found the truth about the ultimate secret and history of the world after years of perillious adventure and battle against a oppressive totalitarian world power that is desperate to keep that secret forgotten

          And he thought it was funny.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don't know what he's seeing, but it's what he found on the final island and left there for someone else to find someday. You know, the thing he describes in the opening narration. He and his crew apparently thought it was really fricking funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rooting for a guy chasing his dreams and bulldozing through literally anything and everything that gets in his way. Also Dune sized lore if you're an autist and big boobs if you're a sperg.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not beefcake muscly doods beating each other up as their hair changes colors.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Goofy essentially just be a hybrid form of a dog zoan fruit?
    captcha:0NT0P

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when goofy's devil fruit awakens

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what's going wirh that pic.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There once was a man named Walt Disney, who was king of the animations
    He had anti-semitism, sexism, and racism beyond your wildest dreams
    Before they froze him in the cryopod, these were the final words he said:
    "My nude drawings are yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first, I left everything I own in One Piece..."
    Ever since, pirates from all over the world set sail for the internet, searching for One Piece;
    The torrent that would make their boners come true!

    Hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo!
    Dreamin'! Don't give it up Goofy!
    Dreamin'! Don't give it up Micky!
    Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Minnie!
    Dreamin'!
    Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up
    Give it up, give it up, give it up, give it UP!

    Here's how the story goes, we find out
    'bout nude sketches on the internet, there's no doubt
    The pirate whose eye is on it, he'll sing
    I'll be stroking my dick, i'm gonna be jerking off!

    Hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo... oh-ho

    His name is Goofy
    (That's George G. Goofy!)
    Gonna be king of the pirates!
    He's fricking moronic!
    (How did that happen?)
    Hyuck-ho-ho, he took a bite of Dum Dum!

    Hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo

    His name's Mickey, he's just like a swell guy
    And a L-A-D-Y, Minnie's not shy
    Donald's doin' that angry thing
    Daisy's cooking, Pluto's a pet for some reason

    Hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo, oh-ho

    Set sail for One Piece!
    It's the name of the torrent
    In the internet!
    Hyuck-yo, hyuck-yo
    Set sail for One Piece!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's fricking moronic!
      >(How did that happen?)
      >Hyuck-ho-ho, he took a bite of Dum Dum!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Daisy's cooking, Pluto's a pet for some reason
      Man, it's amazing how One-Piece's popularity in America was torpedoed for a generation because of that dub.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Screencapped it for the monthly happenings thread. Good job, kind stranger!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ZEHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S PETE TIME

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE GOOF
    I DON'T KNOW WHY

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAAAAN GOOF
    WAAAAN SPOOF

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wealth, anti union busting measures, exploitation of women. Walt Disney the king of animation has obtained everything the world had to offered, these were his final words: you want my corpse? Come find it, I left it frozen in one place, now you have to find it

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUM GUM MONKEY GOOF GOOF HAHAHA WAN PIECE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME I CANT WAIT FOR IT GO ON ANOTHER 20 YEARS

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would Roxanne and Peg be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ginny and Bonney

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bonney is 12, why would some worn out old hag be her?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts should've been Disney crossed with One Piece instead of Final Fantasy.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have the strongest conqueror's haki in the Disneyverse?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Scrooge or Donald.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One Goof
    I don't know why

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pete is Blackbeard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything else, comrade?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horace is Ace
        Hor-Ace

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So Clarabelle is Whitebeard then?

          >THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
          >*shows udders*

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clarabelle would be Yamato

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do characters keep acting like another character dying is sad or impactful when their just going to show up again later on totally fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace ain't coming back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The live action killed Merry. More characters are going to die going forward with the remade anime and live action for sure. Pell is 100% fricked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The live action
        ew

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is still a huge problem even though more characters die post-timeskip, and I'd argue it actually makes the real deaths worse. Pedro took himself out with those bombs in 2017, and it took me until the end of Wano last year to finally fully believe that he was actually dead and not just hiding like Pell did many moons ago, or Pound who "died" in the same arc but also miraculously came back in Bege's cover story. For a few years, I fully expected Pedro to come to Wano with Jinbe or something

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the phantom blot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah I destroyed that century, so what? Lock me up however you want, I'll be out and about again in no-time!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diverts away from Didney, but this still feels appropriate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        popeye definitely has CoC

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who would honestly win. Is all i'm saying here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        can popeye make an island sized fist?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Popeye.
        Luffy might have toonforce like powers now, but Popeye actually has reality altering toonforce, like punching lion and it turning onto a tiger skin rug or blowing out the sun like a candle.

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