one has to be your father. who are you picking?

one has to be your father
who are you picking?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ozai is the least likely to kill you. There's a thousand different ways for you to die as the son of Vader. Omni-Man would straight up kill you if you turn him down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ozai might not kill you (he might, that lightening bolt against Zuko was pretty big) but he'll stull horribly burn you, disown you for your sister and banish you to hunt a snipe for the rest of your days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zuko had it good being exiled. He had a ship, his own group of soldiers, and could go anywhere he wanted. Except back home of course. Definitely better than the likely scenario for the others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If omni-man was your dad you would be part viltrum, so that's a plus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Viltrum (superman clone?)

        Or jedi (some said able to move planets and shit) (also a bunch got killed by storm troopers or Mandalorians with special armor/metal.) But have force powers like, Telepathy or Telekinesis. Which can do a LOT.
        Kinda like jean gray or something.

        So it's like a choice of physical, or mental?
        Mental you might be able to affect your bodies inner biology to make you tougher and last longer? (But never at super alien level).

        The Longer/better health might be better (as super alien)? Which do you choose?
        Honestly, the mental has more variety/capability?

        Phoenix vs Omniman? (i think phoenix wins)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be the son of Nolan
    >complete unconditional support
    >willing to betray his race
    >fricking omnipotent powers
    >charisma +9000
    you just have to survive a single day getting your face destroyed. Sounds good to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. All you have to do is survive a couple of really bad days where you get-to-be-reformed dad or one of his coworkers beat the ever-loving frick out of you, and you get rewarded with living 10,000 years as the most fascinating man in the universe with a hot immortal superhero wife.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Vader.
    Cool force powers and ruling the galaxy with my pops, count me in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to let the senile emperor touch you though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rule of Two, dude. Had Luke joined Vader, they would've killed the Emperor.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is great
    I just have to keep being utterly mediocre and not have powers

    Ozai would be a shitty parent but seemed able to restrain himself towards a refined disdain for his failure child, only moving up to the face burning after a pretty significant frickup socially

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan was the most supportive one. Anyone who picked Darth Vader have never played the Force Unleashed, Starkiller's life is basically how he would've raised Luke

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan. I have no powers. He gets to live out his suburban life as a normal human man. Mum dies. I die. He fricks off back to space sad but content.

    Mark fricked up by having powers.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Vader killed the emperor for his son
    Ozai would see you as a failure for not having powers and find a way to get rid of you
    Omni Man would also think of you as a failure, but might realize he actually does love you eventually

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Biological or adoptive father? Because anyone not picking Viltrumite genes out of these three is insane. But I don't see him having the same affection for an adopted son that he did for his family so one of the other two may be a safer pick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you really go through even a tenth of the shit Mark does? At the very start you either take over Earth or almost get beat to death and see hundreds of people die in the process.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above.

    I'd pick orphan, easily.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omni-man
    I get Viltrumite genes and all I have to do is kill humanity? I already don't like this place

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omniman easy. He's the only one of them who wouldn't kill you if you were his son. Also Viltrumites are bleeding hearts. It only takes them a week to love you unconditionally.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even a question? Nolan is actually unironically a good father.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omni man how is this a bro? Think about it.
    >free super powers
    >heir of intergalactic spanning empire
    >did I mention FRICKING SUPER POWERS?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omni-Man.
    I get to be King of Earth, immortal and get all the b***hes I want.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get the super genes too? If so I'm choosing Omni-Man and just joining the Viltrum empire. Frick this Earth and the people running it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, you'd pretty much be in Luke/Leia or Zuko/Azula or Mark/Oliver's place

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