>One hour and twenty minutes action movie without explosions and only 3 characters
Already better than the 300 million dollars 3 hours long bloated crap disney and warner are sharting out
This and the northman are signs that cinema is healing
>One hour and twenty minutes action movie without explosions and only 3 characters
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
how much do shills get paid to spam these threads?
$4.50 a thread...... or so i heard.
its actually $12 dollars but your thread has to stay up for more a few hours and needs to make it into the archive
how can I get a job like this?
im ceo of dysney. u need to suck my cock
>we do it for free
give the retard some food and he will work for you
if he transfers a message to at least 1 paying customer its a win
Youtube drunkard pumped and dumped this dumpster fire even before it released. Dude is on a mission, its like he has developed a sixth sense to smell the woke garbage over time.
most of the threads and at least 1/3 of the replies are made by gpt-3 algorithms.
pic related but it's openai davinci instead of gpt3
I knew it, too many same messages repeating over and over in thread.
Is this about the Predator? I am confused
Is it that hard to read a plot description or watch a trailer you dumb fucking cunt?
Yes but they're trying to branch off and erase its existence probably
they kill the fucking French. What more do you want???
why didnt they just surrender?
Funny how on every normie social site people will talk about this movie and say shit like "French aren't people" but if I said "Chinese aren't people" I'd get banned from life.
Because it's a joke, we know the French are people, the Chinese really aren't and it's rude to bring up.
They didn't even have the confidence to release it in theaters. That's how you know its shit.
There was some bullfuckery with the Disney-Fox acquisition. If they released it in theaters it would be contractually obligated to go to HBO Max afterwards and Disney didn't want that, so Hulu it was.
Theaters are dead unless you're propped up by Marvel or a glorified military recruitment ad starring Tom Cruise. The movie's good.
>There's are dead unless this this this and that
Cope, incel
There's multiple explosions. At one point there was even 3 simultanious explosions of some alien bouncy betties. You didn't watch the movoe
>There's multiple explosions
>At one point
True, at that one point the predator uses his delayed hover detonation mines. Otherwise there aren't any explosions.
Oh shit look at these shillfags scrambling right now. The narrative 'no guns no explosions, real combat' is wack.
Just try again, you don't have to defend a bad angle, just make a new one. Stop being fucking lazy
Huh? Guy said there's "multiple explosions" and there's literally one, understated, when the predator flees and leaves the bombs behind for some frenchies. The point was to contrast its relagtive minimalism with all the bloated Marvel shit these days. You dumb silly virgin.
>minimalism
Its called low budget
>Here's more money for your native american vs predator movie
>Oh thank god, let's add more explosions!
Anon, you're just fucking retarded lmao
>how much money do we have to make a movie
>uhh, well I guess we can have a native girl run around in the forest for that amount
>He thinks this is how movies are made
>He's back pedaling this hard after being wrong about the amount of explosions in the movie
Anon, you're just fucking retarded lmao
Wasn't even the guy talking about explosions, this movie obviously just didn't have money to do anything worthwhile
>a movie needs multiple explosions to be worthwhile
Anon, you're just fucking retarded lmao
>retard doesn't want to say any more retarded shit
Aw 🙁
Genuine schizophrenia right here.
They werent really explosions, they were just like a boom of light far away in the woods
So what exactly is the point of this movie if they all die in the end anyways?
It's an origin story to retcon the bullshit AvP tried to shoehorn into lore. Aztec and alien farming DnD labyrinth pyramids were gay as fuck.
Nah that shit was kino. Nobody cares what marketing shit they're trying.
In what way does it retcon AVP? The only thing it retconned was Predator 1718 (comic) and the trope of predators being intelligent
Comics aren't canon to movies so it's not a retcon.
Are they not intelligent? I mean sure the yautja got 1v1'd by a teenager but that's besides the point. I thought they were okay with deducing things as time went on.
She used the predators own trick against it and that was after the damn thing had been to hell and back fighting the frenchies and getting fucked by the natives and getting sneak attack blasted in the back of the head. It took all that shit and getting tricked to take it down.
Movie was decent. The girl power shit was a bit much but given current year it could have been so much worse. Probably the part that passed me off about the girl power shit was how smug she looked at the end. I mean she got ehqt she wanted but it came at to horrible a cost to make it worth it in my opinion.
Still better than the last predator shit show and I'd say better than the avp movies
>say better than the avp movies
>girl power shit
>reddit spacing
KYS gay
Which is why I'm asking. Maybe I'm just a normie who's only going by the movies. At the end, the human always finds a way to triumph over the pred in some fashion. I don't see what's wrong with that.
It literally ties into the first and second predator movies. The flint lock pistol is the same one given to the MC of the 2nd film by the elder predator at the end. You dumb or something?
What's the point of life if we all die at the end anyway?
WHY DOESN'T THIS LEAD INTO A SPINOFF OR SEQUEL?!?!
The animated petroglyphs during the credits set up a sequel. Predators somehow re-acquire the flintlock pistol to eventually give to Danny Glover.
No it doesn't, this is a standalone film, at least as standalone as a franchise film can be
Every Predator flick is a standalone film. Not of them use the same cast or setting from any previous one. But the animation during the credits shows all the events of the movie,, and the last thing it shows is two or three ships showing up at Naru's tribe and the Predator's severed head is on the ground.
You two are stupid.
The gun links Predator 2 and Gary “Chad” Busey tells Danny Glover about the first one.
no you are stupid, we are talking about it setting up a sequel, which it does not. A reference to another film in the franchise is not a sequel you smoothbrained cunt.
>every predator flick is a standalone film
>which they’re demonstrably not
keep broadcasting you’re an idiot. Not my problem.
i feel for anybody that has to listen to you go on irl
The end credits imply there is more to the story.
so, the end credits is the sequel? The director has already said he wants to do a Pedotor v Samurai film next, YOU ARE RETARDED
It's called Down Sydrome, jerk. I can't help the way God made me. Maybe you're jealous of my bonus chromosome.
>Predator v Samurai film
That sounds kino but after this shit I'm hesitant.
How would they fuck up the story and add woke shit to it? Samurai are extremely based after all. They could hamfist some anti-America stuff in I suppose.
They couldn't possibly do two 'muh female warrior' movies in a row, could they?
There's an unspoken epilogue to the story where Naru either gets honored for dabbing on the dumbest predator in the franchise, or gets killed by them. Either way, the pistol is somehow taken away and put on the ship where it stays for over 200 years.
Or the recruit her for their foreign exchange program.
Sure, but then that wouldn't be Machiko
>gets blackwashed and character stolen for AvP movie
sad
I don't think there's really a sequel needed here. Somewhere along the line, this tribe is gonna get wrecked and the pistol will end up in the pred's hands.
What's the point of commenting in a thread about a movie you haven't seen?
Lol that's ironic. You realise the pistol she has in the end is the same pistol the elder predator gives Danny Glover at the end of Predator 2 right? How do you think he acquired the pistol? Did you even watch the credits where it shows a depiction of the predator ship arriving at their camp? Seems like you're the one who didn't watch it.
Did you reply to the wrong guy?
Dumbass. When Danny Glover killed Predator 2, did they others come to kill him? NO. They gave him a gift and were like, "you win, bro". There are a few ways that end animation could go and them wiping out her tribe is the least likely one.
NTA but I'm asking honestly: How else do you see the yautja getting that pistol? The intent seemed clear enough: the comanche are about to get the hell out of dodge but before they can do so, the preds come with more. Dunno about you but I doubt they traded for that pistol.
Like this.
This is Naru, that's Machiko it looks like.
I do also wish they'd just give us a predator movie where one of the humans gets integrated into the clan.
Jesus man. I'm just saying it's more likely they would honor her for having the balls to beat one of them than wipe out her tribe. Maybe ask her if she wants to go hunt dinosaur people on Mars with them and she decides to join their tribe.
If Hot Toys makes a Naru I will buy it and marry it.
Neca will for sure, they already said so. Might take a lot longer for a Hot Toys/Sideshow fig.
Predator clan leader to Harrigan- "Here's Naru's Gun. She was the first human member of our tribe. She would have wanted a human to have this"
How about that, you unimaginative shitbutt?
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
Jesus you chuds don’t even watch the movies you shit on. It’s about a hunter proving herself since she gets fucked over by her brother who gets promoted because of her tracking and hunting skills
Not the worst movie I've seen, it returns to the hunting elements of the first one which already makes it better than most of the sequels.
Sadly it doesn't excuse the eye rolling agenda peddling without which it could have had a good story on top of being a decent flick.
As it stands it retreads a bunch of stuff from the first movie but now we have a hecking smart and strong female warrior.
>retreads
I had to laugh when they did the whole "do it" line for the third time in the franchise. Maybe it's more of a running joke at this point.
get laid
Dude's trying to be slick by sneaking in the Northman into it.
A box office bomb and visual sleep medicine. Nice try OP but Northman was the nail in the coffin for viking movies.
I tried watching two of the latest ones and couldn't do it, remember Valhalla Rising. More like Valhalla Falling.. as in falling asleep.
>Inb4 pleb who only likes explosions
I normally watch film noir that's not even in color. Explosion and special effects have nothing to do with it.
"No!"
Making the OPPOSITE mistake to your competitors does not make you any less dull and tasteless. This idiocy was captured perfectly by the lightsaber fights in the Star Wars sequel trilogy — just because they heard the prequel lightsaber duels were too twirly and choreographed, they go to the opposite extreme of making them swing it like a lumbering axe! That is this movie! Just because Avengers Endgame is a zany vaudeville act, you make a lumbering axe of a movie to compensate! "No!" "No!" and a thousand times "No!" Popular movies have too much colour and variety, so let's make a monotone chamber play? What a hack mindset! If you want that, watch 10 Cloverfield Lane, or for that matter pic related, which is another streaming movie but with a competent script and director (Guy Ritchie).
>but with a competent script and director (Guy Ritchie).
lmao Wrath of Man is his first (and probably last) good movie
hack
Even my dad thought Wrath of Man was retarded and he loves dumb action movies.
It would've been enjoyable if it actually was a dumb action movie.
They put the best bit in the trailer and then have one other (plodding) shootout at the very end, the rest is drama and the heist plot.
Wrath of a man was shit. Watch the gentlemen
>without explosions
False, there's 3 bombs and multiple (more than 20) gunshots in the movie. There's at least 30 but probably more explosion in the movie
Are there any non shills here? This place is as bad as biz now.
Mods banned me a week ago for recommending a free streaming platform. In fact I didn't even recommend it, I just brought it up. Thought you guys might like it.... Just occurred to me /misc/ mods are probably in on the corporate shilling, so of course they don't want you to know about the best free streaming sites.
If you come to a wolverine oil portrait enthusiasts forum and expect anything like a reel orb of substance feckin' whew lad only a fool shares his sources
Anyone who genuinely thinks there are paid shills on /misc/ is a schizo
This. You gives a fuck about advertising to a bunch of lonely neets who probably don't even have any friends on this shit hole. Some of you anons need more self awareness badly.
The CGI was so bad that I thought I had accidentally torrented a test screening of the film. I know it's beating a dead horse at this point but I really wish film makers would only use CGI for things that are absolutely necessary.
i'm starting to think avatarfags will save cgi
If only man.. it's terrible what happened to film.
The bear did look like shit and that kinda sucked because it was supposed to be scary. They had the good sense to have like 3 glory shots of the Predator's face then put it away or hide it in darkness which was a good call because I was waiting for it to look goofy or like it wasn't there, but it mostly felt real to me.
I thought it implied that they returned to collect the body and they took the pistol as a trophy of the Predator's kills.
>meek Indian girl jobs to a deer, cougar, bear, and a field of fucking rabbits
>Meek Indian girl is saved multiple times by men
It was misogynistic as fuck.
>fires the bolt-cannon without the mask on TWICE
Absolutely retarded writing. Even with the predator being a bit of a dumbass in general that shit was ridiculous. I thought the girl was going to use the mask as bait to trick it into the mud, but then the film just shit itself logically.
>Probably the part that pissed me off about the girl power shit was how smug she looked at the end.
Not that in the final minute of the film she became the leader of the tribe? Her refusal to work in the best interest of her people led to her getting to lead them, and she never even suggested that she wanted to be a leader. Would have loved to have the older woman sit her down and say "you proved us wrong and killed the thing, but all our warriors are dead from something we could have chosen not to pursue and fight if you hadn't forced our hand."
I thought the predators might take her at the end given that she'd got most of her tribe killed trying to prove her combat skill.
She speared the mountain lion as she was falling. Her bro finished off but it was going to die even if he didn't go back out after it.
compared to marvel movies, the CGI was transformers 2007 tier in comparison
Honestly, I didn't even notice how bad the cgi was since the last film I watched was Thor 4. In comparison this film looks like Avatar 2009.
>female protag for literally no reason and back in an age and culture where women had strict gender roles
absolutely not, complete woke fantasy garbage just like every capeshit trash coming out of hollywood.
>all male indians are sexists and jobbers
>all white males are evil and jobbers
>predator is a jobber
>meek indian girl is actually smart and badass and a girlboss
It was woke as fuck.
> Taabe wrecked the Predator.
> Naru uses her wits and her observational abilities to defeat the Predator. Her talent is her curiosity.
> She learns from her brother, her mother, and the Predator itself.
> Every time she encounters the Predator, she does not fight it, until the climax.
> Once she faces the Predator, she has studied it and learnt how it thinks and acts.
>Her talent is her curiosity.
And unmatched combat capability despite never having to kill humans before and never successfully hunting anything larger than a rabbit.
This is how directors always blow it and show their hack persona.
>Naru uses her wits and her observational abilities to defeat the Predator. Her talent is her curiosity.
for the first strike, eating the flowers and popping him in the back of the head, and for the last strike, having him get shot by his own mask. Everything in between was generic girl power unrealistic fighting that tonally dragged the movie down significantly. Which makes it so frustrating because the movie looks good, and for the most part is made well. But having those lazy pandering tropes sandwiched in there just made what could have been a really great film become more mediocre to ok. Just because it isn't a Ghostbusters 2016 level of cringe does not make Prey good. Its almost more transparent how annoying the woke stuff is in this film because it was so easy to make it an actually great film.
It really did have promise but the need for action choreography moments spoiled it.
If Naru won just through smarts, and if the Feral won against the french just through technology after the bear trap, it would've been a perfectly mirrored story of two fledgling hunters taking separate paths to become respected, their choice of how to overcome repeated failures determining their outcomes.
She's also fighting him right after she shot a lead ball straight through his skull. Dude is dain bramaged at that point.
You didn’t watch it did you? She never goes hand to hand the predator and when she attempts it she gets fucked up. She has to learn how to kill it and she succeeds purely through ingenuity
>Naru's male brother is the most competent hunter and beat the Pred's ass until he cloaked like a bitch.
>French people aren't white.
>Pred is a jobber? Like every single Predator film you dumbfuck?
>Buzzwords buzzwords
Kys and hope for better rng in your next life. You're too far gone. At least watch the film you're trying to critique, or if you do watch it try watching it without having chud porn open in another tab.
I still can’t buy that the Predator didn’t know his his own tracking arrows work
The Pred was a newbie and also looked to have some sort of down syndrome, give him a break.
did not like it because she didnt show her pusy
I like Amber's shirt and her lack of pants.
see:
Never reply to me again, Black.
I'm the only retard here who notice that this movie is in terms of historically accurate is completely bullshit? They show a Buffalo rifle shell, pic related and this gun didn't even exist in 1715. Nearly 150 years to early. Here some autism what wrong about this movie
>Bison hunting didn't took off until the Buffalo rifle was on the market (+1850) and the extension of the rail system into north america in the 19th century
>French explorer and fur trader were successful because they had good relation with the native and both traded. The first generations more or less melded into the tribes due breeding with native woman.
>Bison weren't hunted in such scenario because of the fur, it was because of their leather for the industrial revolution which was needed for the machines. They hunted fucking Beaver in 1715
Literally nobody talks about this how many mistake are in this movie
Are you sure that wasn't a cigar?
Um, akshually since you're autistically obsessed with details in a movie with a bloodthirsty alien, you might be interested to know that the movie CLEARLY says it takes place in 1719, not 1715. Also, the big guy smokes cigars and that's how she knows he's killed that one because she FOUND HIS FUCKING CIGAR, not a shell.
It was a cigar, anon. She even makes the connection when she meets the leader of the French trappers. Pay attention.
Maybe I'm just not a cigar guy but when she picks it up the first time it was really unclear what it was supposed to be. I only figured it out when the pred picks it up and shows the grey tip more clearly.
>French explorer and fur trader were successful because they had good relation with the native and both traded.
For me this was the big letdown of the movie, that its manufactured these 'evil French' stereotypes from nothing. Of the 3 empires in contact with indigenous, the French were the kindest and least exploitative (in comparison). I hope the French media pushes back on it.
retard
Catholic missionaries, especially Jesuits, made good inroads all over the American continent, including the Indian tribes in NA. They got some famous converts, like Black Elk.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Elk
There's also reports of Amerindians having dreams about men dressed in black (Catholic priests in cassocks) coming overseas to preach to them.
Ok sure but it was a cigar retard
it was a cigar you fucking moron, every gun in the film was a flintlock ball musket
I'm glad to see you're getting totally btfo'd for the most retarded post in the thread.
There was also an alien
My inmersion was broken when it used it cloaking device
Cloaking didn't exist for another 200 years
you're retarded it was a cigar
that predator cunt is chuffing back a fat dart and thats all that matters
It has better writing and directing than any Marvel movie released in the past year, that's for sure.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY ANON!! IT WAS DEFINITELY WORTH THE STORAGE SPACE ON YOUR PC!!!
still not watching it ;^)
Lol, someone put the whole movie on youtube. Just came up in my suggested videos. Appears to be missing a minute or two of the beginning, probably to evade their copyright bots.
bro its on hulu. Its stupid easy to rip it now.
Hulu is Disney
>Already better than
you mean the same
you watched a pile of dogshit
>better than disney crap
Prey is made by Disney.
it is made by fox
Got some news for you dog
What's Fox?
>This and the northman are signs that cinema is healing
You mean the film that couldn't even break even
Both those films are glorified goyslop
A certain percentage of predators would suck and fail their first hunt abysmally. This was clearly one of those. His friends probably assumed he would die.
Yeah I got the impression he was novice on his first big hunt. I think the idea was that he was the opposite of the Indian girl in both being out to prove their hunting skills for the first time. I don't think that was said explicitly but it was pretty obvious. He was a noob.
Yeah, he starts out with a snake, then a wolf, then a bear.
he was, he became more brazen as he accumulated more kills, making him careless in the process
>Bunch of hunter bros draw straws to see who gets to be the first one to hunt on this new planet
>'That Guy' wins the pick
>The rest of the guys groan
>One mentions making a bet on how far up the food chain the fool can make it before he wimps out or dies
>Everyone decides it's good enough entertainment
>Start getting into it after the bear fight
>Cheer during the massacre
>But then shit turns sour
>Horse riding warrior starts clowning on the guy
>Guy gets fed up and cloaks in order to win
>Everyone boos, pays out the bet
>Man fuck that guy, knew this would happen
>Bitterly watch him try to clean up his mess, hunt's almost over
>That night, he gets killed in a 1v1 with his own damn weapon
>Fucking That Guy
>Head down to collect his corpse
>Give some alien trinket to the human as thanks for getting rid of him
>She trades it for a shitty tube weapon
>Whatever, we just want to get outta here
This was exactly what I saw too, and the fact that he got hit by fucking everything. He was bleeding before he even fought the bear, and maybe even the wolf. I can't remember when they first see its blood.
Unironically my favorite pape I've ever seen. Did you make it yourself anon? Obviously I am going to base my personality on this pic for the next 10 years
Honestly I've always found it canon that Yuat Ja were assholes to each other and bet on whether or not a certain Pred could finish his hunt, like suicide squad.
in that case, the film should have been more of an explicit parallel story between the girl and the Predator both learning and growing from their first real hunts, showing the struggles and successes of both, leading up to a final showdown between the two.. Because the Predator gets like two short video game cutscenes killing cgi animals and then suddenly its steamrolling the trappers, but all the while still coming off like a moron when confronting the Comanches.
Part of the point, I think, is that the Predator is not learning. He tanks shots from the start, never realises what a threat the girl is, and like others have said it bitched out or deployed OP weapons a number of times.
Imagine being this upset at a teenage girl
The Pred was clearly over confident because he was a newbie and thought after he had taken down the Bear he had dominated the planet and was no longer cautious.
Compare this to the Jungle and City hunters who were clearly veterans, took their time scouting out the humans they were going to kill and didn't go charging in like the newbie did.
Yas kween SLAAAAY
Nah, the northman was shit
It's pretty awful
>the northman
more like the snoreman, prey did in half an hour what boreman couldn't in the whole movie, they're incomparable
Bad script
Bad CGI
Bad action
Shitty ending
Native American Ninja Woman
Characters are all flat and puddle deep
Predators own strength is inconsistent
Predator forgets how his own dart shooter works
Good Pacing (past the first 15 minutes)
Actually handles its 'wokeshit' well (could have been so so much worse in this aspect)
Performances aren't particularly bad (or good)
Unobtrusive but forgettable score
Kinda comfy scenery but lots of boring, unimaginative shots
4/10
>strong willed daughter of a single mom, ignores hierarchy and don't need no man to tell her what to do
>her unorthodox, rebellious nature is underscored with a tracking shot of her walking the opposite direction of tribal women going to do their tribal role of gathering
>expert, has magic knowledge of medicine, tracking and how to use string
>special knowledge, has unexplained insight into predator using heat signature for hunting plus knows the predator technology better than the predator and how to turn it against them. also has the ability of telepathy with her dog
mary sue garbage, they can't even have her struggle, all her ''failures' are secret wins. plus she gets special plot amor of killing the villian and turning IT into a trophy, something denied mc's in all the other movies. this is not feminism, something like Cloverfield Lane does it far better without pandering
I dunno, her failures don't seem like secret wins to me
>Can't hunt deer
>Can't hunt lion
>Can't hunt bear
>Can't even hunt rabbit until magic string
>Didn't notice the swamp until it was too late, fucked up the bow
>Beaten by indians - sorta win because now weaponless
>Beaten by french - not a win because she already knew the pred doesn't kill helpless things
She's smart but clearly inexperienced, everyone in the tribe was right about her until she suddenly gained super combat prowess
>>Can't hunt deer
due to predator interfering with a distraction
>>Can't hunt lion
set lion up to be got by her brother, without her he wouldn't have gotten it, he actually defers to her super abilities in saying this
>>Can't hunt bear
predator interfered again, if it hadn't she would have gotten it somehow
>>Can't even hunt rabbit until magic string
seemed more to me she was just practising her throwing and not hunting since an arrow would have made more sense for hunting rabbit
>>Didn't notice the swamp until it was too late, fucked up the bow
viewer is shown the sinkhole is super hidden, nobody could have been expected to see it, however her spider sense does trigger about something being off
>everyone in the tribe was right about her until
Its the opposite, the tribe was always wrong because they couldn't 'see' her ability and didn't let it flourish just like they are doing with all the tribal women and doling out responsibility based on gender instead of ability. its the coming of age, 'cant judge a book by its cover', and 'told ya so but im generous about it' moral lessons all neatly packaged for pre-teen girls going through puberty
I'm not even going to bother correcting you cause you clearly haven’t watched it. Probably cause you can't afford Hulu.
oh and they needed to show more injury on the predator, like more blood. his blood fucking glows and he is being injured throughout the film constantly especially at the end, not enough blood
The writing was dogshit and I almost turned it off when one Comanche said "we don't need a cook".
Essentially a "you belong in the kitchen" line in 2022 without any irony. How retarded do they think people are? WE GET IT! WOMEN STRONG! WOW VERY COOL DIALOGUE RETARDS!!!!!!
B-but that's how Commanches would have acted if a woman tried to go hunting with them...?
if the predator doesnt kill things that arent a thread why would he kill a guy with no foot that is lying down on the ground after he steps on him
Dude surprised him.
Northman bombed though
I can hear the sound of these reactionaries on boards and youtube who said 'a woman cant beat a predator' or 'forced diversity' eating their shorts. But yeah, it was pretty good and i like that it goes for the heros journey angle over mindless action.
Well congratulations, we can now say that a woman could definitely beat the most retarded Predator in the history of the franchise.
The predator has always been retarded. Its almost blind and falls for the simplest traps including a giant net.
>No no no you see this franchise was always dogshit
What an npc response. have a nice day. The pred in the first one easily figures out some of Dutch's traps.
>"comanche"
>live in north central plains
>tall and lithe like east coast indians
>don't ride horses
>don't have extreme skill with bows
>don't take down surrounding tribes and manipulate white settlers into land and trade deals
>french fur trappers hunt and wipe out buffalo, not beavers
>voyageurs aren't trading actively with the indians
>clothes are all wrong
is there a reason they couldn't do a modicum of research before making this pile of shit? beyond the fact that it barely functions as a predator movie and felt like some kind of yas queen YA novel, it wasn't even remotely historically accurate.
Congratulations for demonstrating you're even more historically ignorant than the people you're trying to shit talk lol
>>"comanche"
Yep, that's what they're speaking
>>live in north central plains
nomads nomad, but nothing in the film says they're in the northern plains
>>tall and lithe like east coast indians
which is consistent. you're welcome to cite what you think their heights were
>>don't ride horses
read a history book. they didn't start acquiring horses until around the early 18th century.
>>don't have extreme skill with bows
webm related
>>don't take down surrounding tribes and manipulate white settlers into land and trade deals
movie is about the predator, not tribal war. what tribe do you want them to fight? what settlers? it was the era of trappers in the plains, even mexican settlers were few and distant
fur trappers hunt and wipe out buffalo, not beavers
yes, because they did kill buffalo too
aren't trading actively with the indians
what says they aren't?
are all wrong
incorrect, again read a history book.
it's really funny watching "white" americans like you pretend you know even your own continent's history
it literally opens with a card saying "north plains, 1710" you fucking retard
nomads nomad
1719
it takes place in 1710. it takes place when they would.have moved out of the rocky mountains and into the southwest. and french fur trappers were in the mississippi and ohio river valleys and around the great lakes. they weren't interacting with comanche indians.
French fur trappers were entering the plains and encountering the Comanche in the early 1700s, even if it wasn't common
Shut the FUCK up
complaining about historical inaccuracy in a movie with fucking space aliens bro, check your fucking autism
The French documented meeting the Comanche in 1701.
a predator really landed on earth in the 1700's too bro
>until around the early 18th century
The movie is set in 1719, three years after fights began between them and the Spanish in New Mexico.
Exactly. It's set around the time they were only just acquiring horses. Hence no reason to expect them to be the "lords of the plains" that they would be in another 50 years.
HOT
this movie just made me want to do some colonizing.
I really enjoyed it.
Predator vs Knights when?
Won't see me say no to a film with a pair of gigantic boobs on the lead girl.
She's cute as hell but she's doesn't have huge boobies.
Funny how a Thai-Chinese woman can look so similar to an Indian. Wonder how genetically close they are.
I remember hearing a story about a Japanese man meeting an American tribe (Ute maybe?) and he was shocked to be able to understand their language almost perfectly.
>Jane Nam
>Chinks are trash
>American 'naties are trash
>related
Big surprise anon
Well yea, isn't that common knowledge? The whole Bering Sea Land Bridge theory?
>stop looking at my daughter like that, anon
But she looks like she wants to come to my com"pound"
Gross pic, tripfag. Please delete it for the good of the thread.
Never, tv belongs to the shitposters
No
>Not a single frenchmen shoots their musket
>Somehow a branch blocks a alien claw weapon
Pretty good, female lead having male strength was very dumb though. Should have made her far more vulnerable so she'd rely more on guile and traps.
A small man or woman can take on a bigger man and win tho. Stop watching these contrarians on youtube who jack off big muscly men.
Lolmao
You're too used to modern men who do zero physical labor
other than the feminist core plot it was less shit than the last predator movie we got.
The canon lore you must keep in mind. This is a retard predator kicked out to die on earth or some other planet asap. That's how it ignored her walking behind it and shooting it in the head and cut it's own arm off. This is like a downs syndrome predator for canon lore and consistency of film logic
He actually even has a caveman-looking face. Maybe his name is Ugg.
Source?
>cut his own arm off
Rewatch the scene, it's HER that uses the spear as a hook to grapple the shield and make him cut his own arm
>Can punch and lift a bear easily
No, even with insane leverage he wouldn't do it except intentionally
I remember that predator movie with the autism kid. his dad smelled the predator blood and it made him visibly recoil and he had a icky look on his face after sniffing it.
did this girl really spread that green stinky ichor all over her face?
I, and hopefully the people running this series, choose to ignore The Predator (2018)
Predator 2018 does not exist.
Predator 2019 is the only good one.
mouth breather
fat chin
only the dog was KINO and one scene where she became invisible to the Predator
>you killed the buffalo
failing to mention that the indians killed buffalos in hordes; even driving herds off cliffs.
Without a doubt the best movie I have ever seen.
Writers are pretty hack in this
The predator will land in the specific muck spot and the mask is perfectly aligned and it will fire into its own head
I know they set it up earlier but it was still typical Hollywood writer tripe that sadly only works in their own 90 iq head
I thought it was clever.
>"She had in her that excitement and quickness of judgement that appear in men before a battle, a struggle, in dangerous and decisive moments of life, those moments when once and for all a man shows his worth and that his whole past has not been in vain but has been a preparation for those moments."
Leo Tolstoy wrote that circa 1873, have you ever witnessed such a moment?
I'm not upset that a teenage girl somehow managed to kill 5 experienced french frontier-men with an axe that always come back perfectly.
Because after all it's a fantasy movie
Nah, I think movies actually are much better with internal consistency and logic
It's why endless machine guns fights with no one being hit are worse than realistic combat. It's just harder for writers and directors etc
The laying waste to the jungle and hitting nothing was an artistic choice by the director, made perfect sense within the plot and accentuated the uselessness of thier training and weapons as they were. AND come to think of it shows the bond between the two guys bcuz he goes crazy at his death. Fuck you in other words, idiot
You fags watch wick do the same nonsense yet praise it. Who cares.
Y'all are watching the Commanche language dub aren't you
Why are there so many fags itt? Do you really not want to see cute girls doing cool things? Are you so anti feminist that you have to have big muscly men dominating over everything. You better just start organising the big Cinemaphile orgy already.
This is fundamentally correct. The return to Charlie's Angels starts with proving attractive female leads make money
Listen, for every pec and forearm close up action heroes have, you need to see a huge bust in profile and an ass bouncing when she does the splits for females. Roger Corman understood the tits to story ratio back in the 70s where female action heroes became a thing.
The return to Charlie's Angels starts with casting attractive female leads
ok I think it's been long enough. can these fags stop with the wilhelm scream?
it was distracting, even more because the other screams didn't disguise it at all
I've been wondering how the Wilhelm Scream works.
Who decides to put it in, who first gets the idea "Hey you know that silly scream people have used for decades, let's put it in!"?
Is it the sound guys? The director? Someone else? Do they have to go up to the big boss man and ask to put it in? Are there discussions on where they can get away with putting it in, considerations on mood and such?
It's probably a simple answer but it's so odd its been going on for 70+ years.
you bring up many good questions that I don't have the answer to.
maybe editors have some secret back alley scene (like dodgeball/balls of fury) and they put bounties/bets up to see how long they can keep getting away with it.
did the predator spunk on her face?
brown cussy
>feral Predator
How long before the first film is this set? 1000 years?
>feral
uhhh racist much?
they were obviously an PoC (predator of color)
>different "hair"/tentacle things
>bigger mandibles with more underbite
>has terrible aim
That's probably closer to the truth then you'd think lmao
you just know
I accept this film if it means more films in the Predator universe set in different time periods done right and historically accurate.
Seems like the director wants the same, though the way he describes it has me worried
>“There are a lot of exciting ideas for what could be next for the franchise,” explains Trachtenberg. “The things that most excite me as the boldest swings and I think there’s scope to do other things that haven’t been done before.”
>It’s certainly true that the last couple of films in the series have been too beholden to the 1987 original, whilst failing to capture its spirit. 2018’s The Predator played for as much nostalgia as it could leverage from the opening credit sequence alone, but Trachtenberg is adamant that it’s the spirit of the Schwarzenegger classic that needs to be captured, whilst making bold moves to not simply rehash or revisit its story.
>whilst making bold moves to not simply rehash or revisit its story.
But it's essentially the original movie still.
That's Hollywood talk for ya. Boldly going in the exact same path better people took before them.
Now that would be something.
>knight is covered in plate armor in first scene
>predator cant detect his body heat
>knight just decapitates predator and movie ends after 10 minutes
The white man reigns supreme.
How the fuck do you make a predator movie without explosions? No shoulder cannon or final Nuke? This is supposed to be a good thing? It’s not a fucking predator movie then.
Nukes against natives? That would be a little overkill no?
They use it when they’re going to die, retard.
He got one shot through though skull.
>instead of female predator kino we get another brown who cant act and another extra chromosome predator
shame
1. Predator
2. AVP
3. Prey
4. Predator 2
5. Predators
90000. AVP Requiem
900001. The Predator
Indisputable
Nah, if we're including Alien movies
Aliens (Director's Cut)
Alien
Predator
Prey
Predator 2
Alien 3 (assembly cut)
Predators (2010)
AVP
AVP-R
Prometheus
Covenant
The Predator
Based list anon, although honestly I don't think Covenant was worse than Requiem.
AVP was trash. Give me a fucking real AVP movie with space marines and shit.
dude can you stop shilling your mexican ps2 game here god damn bro fuck off for like 2 minutes without reposting this garbage god damn.
>injuns don't die from Pred mild diseases
unrealistic
Honestly this film was pretty mediocre
>No predator dogs that play fetch
>No jokes every 5 seconds to alleviate my tension. I almost pissed myself because the film took itself too seriously.
>No sub plot where the Pred needed to steal an autistic person's genes to "upgrade" himself and become stronger.
>No Keegan Michael Key
0/10 tbh.
This will be a highly controversial opinion, but there are things I LIKED SBOUT THIS MOVIE, and there are also THINGS I DODNT LIKE THAT MICH ABOUT THIS MOVIE. Totes no sorry tho
>From the director of "10 cloverfield lane"
I liked it.
It was better than the previous garbagefires. There hasn't been a proper Predator since 2
Good movie. Not perfect but good. Maybe the best in the series after first.
I'd probably rate 2 higher but yeah overall I'm surprised how good it was
I have 2 questions, was predator being chased by some other ships? Care to explain the halmet shot at the end, how did she do it?
No that's his bros coming to grab his corpse like they did in Predator 2
I mean at the start of the movie, not the credits
yes sir I am subscribe to the Hulu for she thank you sir
It was an OK B-movie that I'll forget all about in a few days, and it should've been all in the comanche language.
Mountain lion? Aren't those called cougars?
>t. yuro
the action seemed cool but a lot of it doesnt read well on first watch. there are odd decisions where i end up saying "wait, what hit that character just now?"
like when predator beheads that one guy in front of a tree, the camera switches to behind the tree and we see a blood squirt l, but it reads like the tree is bleeding?? just a bunch of odd little moments like there where if the director were a storyboarder or animator at some point, the imagery would likely read much better
i didnt know that mountain lions were that big. spooky shit
I will admit it's a decent enough movie especially as a direct to streaming, this is up there and miles above netflixshit
but not a good predator movie
i dunn oman, i just watched it and wasn't hooked for most of the movie because it had no plot then at the end they did some mild sexual alient encounter ritual and everybody had an orgasm. it also goes to show that a dog is better company than a man for women
GRRRRRRRRRL POWERRRRRRRRR !!!!
and quit shilling this NPC movie trash
>Already better than the 300 million dollars 3 hours long bloated crap disney and warner are sharting out
To be fair that's not a high bar.