One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.

One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.

The other is a reboot following a young pirate crew in search of a lost treasure, and is eyeing Austin Butler and Ayo Edebiri to star.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy more girl bosses. Hopefully it flops harder than the marvels did

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Keira Knightley
    Worthless

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, they are rebooting the porn parody. Pretty ballsy decision from Hollywood

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies is for Johnny Depp.

    Be VERY interesting to see how this reboot performs. It just seems that Disney is making a lot of bad decisions recently.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only reason people watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies is for Johnny Depp.
      THIS. The movies wouldn't have done so well without him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, some actors are just irreplaceable from some roles. Pirates wouldnt have worked without Depp's fruity portrayal of Jack Sparrow, and Mask wouldnt work without Jim Carrey's cartoony acting.
      This reboot will probably be a flop, and I cant wait for Disney to go totally bankrupt. They can only be allowed to rape their legacy for so long

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people underestimate the weight of an IP's name and how little the normalgay masses actually look into movie reviews and news outside of what the mainstream media feeds them
      a couple dozen million in marketing and they'll go watch the movie without question

      you'll just see bad reviews after the normalgay audience watches and goes
      >wait where Jack Sparrow
      but by that point Disney already made their money

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he should just show up at random theaters and frick with people like he did on the boatride

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This annoyed me. Because here he looked brilliant as Jack again.. but this was AFTER filming for promotion. He was back to being slim here and looked great in the get up. But they filmed the movie when he was knee deep in Heards abuse so looked like shit and his Black Mass weight gain got more gained.

          Why didn't they fricking halt filming.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, some actors are just irreplaceable from some roles. Pirates wouldnt have worked without Depp's fruity portrayal of Jack Sparrow, and Mask wouldnt work without Jim Carrey's cartoony acting.
      This reboot will probably be a flop, and I cant wait for Disney to go totally bankrupt. They can only be allowed to rape their legacy for so long

      people underestimate the weight of an IP's name and how little the normalgay masses actually look into movie reviews and news outside of what the mainstream media feeds them
      a couple dozen million in marketing and they'll go watch the movie without question

      you'll just see bad reviews after the normalgay audience watches and goes
      >wait where Jack Sparrow
      but by that point Disney already made their money

      Jerry Bruckheimer wants to bring him back, but he's looking pretty JUSTed these days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just give him a thicker beard like a more "pirate legend" look with some grey in his dreadlocks as sparrow and he'd look alright. Maybe the gag could be further in the flick he rips it all of and its just prop to make him older for whatever reason and he's back to his normal self.

        Though the CGI they used when he was JUSTed in the last one at the end was horrendous, they cut half his cheeks off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looking like kingcobrajfs right here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make him old. Would still watch geriatric Jack Sparrow.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.
    Could work if she acts like a shameless stacy who uses her feminine appeal to get what she wants, but she'll just be played like a man with breasts I'm sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She won’t, just imagine Birds Of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn) on a boat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only pirates movie work a sequel or a spinoff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pirates III
      >Starring: Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Moner, and Rebecca Ferguson

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this pirate kino getting a sequel?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 2nd movie has been out for at least a decade

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feminism ruined this ip
    >I know what will fix it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo
    Hold up!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Depp
    don't care, they did my homie dirty and didn't even say sorry when the law said he was in the right

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lame and gay

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.
    >The other is a reboot following a young pirate crew in search of a lost treasure, and is eyeing Austin Butler and Ayo Edebiri to star.
    2 incoming flops

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Johnny, no pirates, simple as.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the works

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