One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.
The other is a reboot following a young pirate crew in search of a lost treasure, and is eyeing Austin Butler and Ayo Edebiri to star.
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Oh boy more girl bosses. Hopefully it flops harder than the marvels did
>no Keira Knightley
Worthless
Nice, they are rebooting the porn parody. Pretty ballsy decision from Hollywood
The only reason people watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies is for Johnny Depp.
Be VERY interesting to see how this reboot performs. It just seems that Disney is making a lot of bad decisions recently.
>The only reason people watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies is for Johnny Depp.
THIS. The movies wouldn't have done so well without him.
Yep, some actors are just irreplaceable from some roles. Pirates wouldnt have worked without Depp's fruity portrayal of Jack Sparrow, and Mask wouldnt work without Jim Carrey's cartoony acting.
This reboot will probably be a flop, and I cant wait for Disney to go totally bankrupt. They can only be allowed to rape their legacy for so long
people underestimate the weight of an IP's name and how little the normalgay masses actually look into movie reviews and news outside of what the mainstream media feeds them
a couple dozen million in marketing and they'll go watch the movie without question
you'll just see bad reviews after the normalgay audience watches and goes
>wait where Jack Sparrow
but by that point Disney already made their money
he should just show up at random theaters and frick with people like he did on the boatride
This annoyed me. Because here he looked brilliant as Jack again.. but this was AFTER filming for promotion. He was back to being slim here and looked great in the get up. But they filmed the movie when he was knee deep in Heards abuse so looked like shit and his Black Mass weight gain got more gained.
Why didn't they fricking halt filming.
Jerry Bruckheimer wants to bring him back, but he's looking pretty JUSTed these days.
Just give him a thicker beard like a more "pirate legend" look with some grey in his dreadlocks as sparrow and he'd look alright. Maybe the gag could be further in the flick he rips it all of and its just prop to make him older for whatever reason and he's back to his normal self.
Though the CGI they used when he was JUSTed in the last one at the end was horrendous, they cut half his cheeks off.
looking like kingcobrajfs right here
Make him old. Would still watch geriatric Jack Sparrow.
>One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.
Could work if she acts like a shameless stacy who uses her feminine appeal to get what she wants, but she'll just be played like a man with breasts I'm sure.
She won’t, just imagine Birds Of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn) on a boat.
the only pirates movie work a sequel or a spinoff
kino
>Pirates III
>Starring: Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Moner, and Rebecca Ferguson
Is this pirate kino getting a sequel?
the 2nd movie has been out for at least a decade
>feminism ruined this ip
>I know what will fix it
>Ayo
Hold up!
>no Depp
don't care, they did my homie dirty and didn't even say sorry when the law said he was in the right
Lame and gay
>One is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie as Red, the barmaid turned pirate from the original park ride.
>The other is a reboot following a young pirate crew in search of a lost treasure, and is eyeing Austin Butler and Ayo Edebiri to star.
2 incoming flops
No Johnny, no pirates, simple as.
>in the works