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JAMBALAYA
that's a pretty funny word
Salsa?
For me, it's turkey chilli
I didn't get any bread
Just forget it, let it go.
Excuse me, I think you forgot my bread
Bread, two dollars extra
Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread
You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!
NO SOUP FOR israelite
>*digs tunnel and plants bomb*
Bread, two Sneeds extra.
One extra large white jamahiriya
STAT
funniest character in the show
Newman or Soup Nazi?
How the frick was Kramer so chummy with the guy? Kramer seems like the type that would annoy the hell out of him. He literally tried to pay for calzones with pennies once
Kramer seems the type to genuinely praise someone. Probably called Soup Nazi a master of his craft
It was just supposed to be a quirky odd friendship thing. In reality he would have kicked Kramer out within 10 seconds lmao
Yeah, especially with him just standing right next to the register like that
With the Soup Nazi? They explain it in the episode. The guy says he's the only one who understands, which implies that he followed the rules. Kramer isn't incapable of following rules or cooperating, he's just consistently weird. It's a weird thing to follow this restaurant's overly strict rules, so if anything it's totally in-character that he'd been wholeheartedly sincerely doing it long enough to make friends with the owner.
What exactly are the rules that Kramer would respect so much? You order quickly and efficiently? That’s it, right?
Btw, forgot to say that it's declared overly-strict in the episode. I wouldn't see any problem with it if it was a restaurant I visited. It's pretty much how I'd order anyway. Just saying I could see Kramer having no problem adhering to the procedure, and even (as he does) appreciating the effort that the guy puts in to be such a success and demanding his customers put in that effort, which we agree is not much to ask
Soup is pretty terrible most of the time. If it's not a stew, chili, or chowder, miss me with that gay shit. A bisque is acceptable in certain cases.
A good lobster bisque is hard to beat.
i honestly can't fricking believe how much sam is carrying this season. like wtf jet come on. this is ridiculous.
frick wrong thread.
Gross
For me it's crab bisque with pizza pound cake as a side/dessert.
>hundreds, possibly thousands, of people love the soup
>ruins it for everyone
what the frick is her problem?
israeli sensibilities. I know she’s not a israelite in the show, but she has israelite friends and relationships.
>Dreyfuss
It's so blatant.
What's blatant? Her israeliness isn't a secret
The guy was a prick to everyone and even if she sold the recipes that just means more places would be able to sell it
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
she was a woman
I hate how Elaine always comes out on top of every social situation. Makes the character very unlikeable.
She’s the smartest of them all but it’s also hilarious when she becomes dumb because she stops having sex. Or when she and George switch places and everything is going wrong for her
Little kicks?
Also Peterman demotes her for being incompetent
She has a better ratio then say, George, but she definitely doesn't come out on top EVERY time
Everyone hated her for hating the english patient though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B57bOy2Dzjg
>walks around the counter and grabs the recipes out of her hand
Why didn't he do this?
>woman ruins things for everyone because of her own personal opinion
What else is new?
>stealing intellectual property to surreptitiously undermine an enemy even at great cost to society instead of competing to overcome an adversary to the benefit of greater society
This is considered a girlboss moment by israeli writers
Just take a moment ton consider what that says about their morality.
oh yeah society is fricked without some dickheads soup stand.
>getting this upset over a 30 year old sitcom
Yeah, he's pretty mad. I knew he was completely rabid the moment I saw him writting something you disagree with.
Same moron. The fact that you even had those thoughts go through your mind and believe it made you seething. Can’t imagine what you think about more recent movies
Oh, I'm not the same moron. I'm a different moron. And by your strong language I guess I may have struck a nerve. I'm sorry.
Effeminate passive-aggressive posts
Yes. That's it. Not beyond belief that Kramer could do that
Yeah, I still just find it hard to believe that Kramer charmed the guy that much where he’d chit chat with him about random shit while working. Most people in line were following the rules too
It was a part of his character to randomly charm people with varied backgrounds. Jerry, Soup Nazi, Susan's girlfriend, the nun, Bette Midler, and then Newman, and scumbags you'd expect like Brody the bootleg movie guy and Bob Sacamano
same reason she freaked out and tossed George's toupee. she's woman.
She gaped soup nazi so hard they called it the 2nd Battle of the Bulge.
I just can't believe somebody would wait in line for soup.
You literally have to stand in line to get soup anywhere unless you make it yourself. Even then you’d stand in line for the groceries
what are you even talking about? do you wait in five lines a day or some shit? wtf anon
No, if I wanted soup I’d have to stand in line though. Where can you get soup where you don’t have to wait a little bit?
there's never a line at my local soup store. probably because it's moronic to wait in line for soup so nobody does it
Must be a pretty shitty soup store
yeah you're right because soup is a pretty shitty thing to base a business around
>no line
>don't want to wait in line
>so doesn't go to the place with no line
I don't get it
sigh im sorry you don't understand dignity anon. maybe some day you'll understand but until then you'll keep waiting in line for soup
It's called a paradox
People actually wait in line for the soup that episode is based on
Guy served customers extremely quickly. His entire system is clearly designed to not waste peoples time standing in line.
yeah and then Kramer is just over there yapping it up with him next to the register
Is soup a meal, Cinemaphile?
Depends on the soup, but a soup could certainly be a meal, yes.
no a soup isn't a meal. a stew could be a meal, a chili is definitely a meal, but even a chowder can be borderline when it comes to being a meal. a soup though? yeah no way. soup is a side, at best.
What about vietnamese pho? It has noodles, sliced beef and sliced vegetables in addition to the perfect broth. Favorite food.
pho is a light stew and thus a light meal. it is also a meme reddit food but you do you
>meme reddit food
Probably the most moronic thing I’ve seen on here in awhile
yeah I agree pho is terrible and I feel bad for that guy for bringing it up like its something to be proud of
Just ditch the broth and add fish and peanut sauce. Then it becomes delicious
ah yeah, the classic combo of fish and peanut sauce good god anon get your shit together
Have you never been to a Korean restaurant? Nuoc cham is a staple condiment and it always comes with the dishes that have peanuts for a reason
Why would I go to a Korean restaurant?
You wouldn't. I meant Vietnamese
Why would I go to a Vietnamese restaurant?
For the good Asian food if you've already had Japanese too many times that month
>asian food is good
yeah idk going to need a source for that
Pretty much every type of cuisine has at least 1 or 2 good dishes.
Japs have katsu
Koreans have bulgogi
Viets have a sauce that smells like pussy but tastes delicious on vermicelli
For the beef bowls
Did he crumble any crackers in it?
Definitely.
It can be. Depending on what you have you'll surprise yourself at how some good soup can fill your shit up while leaving you in the mood for more. But typically this is for older people who can have like a can of soup of breakfast and then a light dinner at 2pm and then sleep for the rest of the day. I.E. old retired people
1 soup is not. But he pulled that shit twice. Two soups is a meal.
I sided with Jerry, but then I waged and I usually just eat soups or a salad for lunch and it doesn't really fill you up like a lasagna or something does. It's food and keeps you going, sure, but just like pizza shouldn't count as dinner (it's a snack), I don't think soup or salad should count as a dinner replacement. They're closer to lunch tbh.
BUT, on that case, Jerry is correct in that if you take someone out, the act of sitting with them is eating a meal. Jerry ordered something resembling a dinner, Bania ordered a lunch, but the fact that they did it and ate together counts as a meal.
When I go out for drinks (I stopped drinking) with friends and just get a seltzer with lemon, while they're all getting shots, I would still say as a collective we went out drinking.
The soup cool guy should've made a soup with shellfish one day away from expiring called the risqué bisque
What does muligatawny taste like bros?
Do you know what a mulignan is?
tastes like India
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/13087/mulligatawny-soup-i/
Like curry
>The Soup Nazi offers the following 11 soups from his menu: Mulligatawny, Crab Bisque, Turkey Chili, Jambalaya, Lobster Bisque, Black Bean, Chicken Broccoli, Clam Bisque, Split Pea, French Onion, Mushroom Barley, and Tomato Rice.
This is the canon menu. What are you ordering?
Jambalaya
>Black Bean, Split Pea
Are these any good? Or do they just taste of black bean and split pea?
split pea is good if there's ham in it but black bean soup is kinda lame because it will steal your bike
Split pea soup is great during the winter especially if you have buttered bread
What are some other good soups then, I've only really ever had tomato/pumpkin/potato&leek
https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/contest-winning-soup-recipes/
Italian wedding soup is pretty good. I use half sweet sausages and half spicy.
Homemade cream of mushroom is incredible if you make it right.
I'll have try one of each eventually so I'll just go through them in order.
Chicken Broccoli sounds nice
Chicken broccoli
Mushroom barley
Split pea
French onion
I would alternate between these choices on my visits to his establishment.
I'd want to try them all but you can't go bad with french onion
>Mulligatawny,
French Dick, Clam b***h and Shit Pee
mushroom barley
>no phone orders
No wonder the Soup Based Guy didn't survive Covid
so what's this guy doing?
ackin outta pocket botta get his ass throw out da sto
>restaurants don't take any phone calls whatsoever other than food orders
the homie was writing something down, like an order?
I forgot that part. Sorry anon, the crow tastes like crow
>admitting fault on Cinemaphile
wtf you're supposed to double down and call me a homosexual or something
not that there's anything wrong with that!
I admitted I was wrong to an anon once and then they called ME a gay. never again!!
Pho is ramen for zipperheads
Turkey chili sounds absolutely abhorrent.
Turkey chili is good
nice bait
Nope, not bait. You've never tried it
Neither have you, let's be real here
Why? Its just ground turkey instead of ground beef
that's exactly the problem with it. turkey isn't a beef substitute, no matter how much reddit wants it to be
>pho is reddit
>turkey is reddit
god i hate some anons so much
Why are amerimutts absolutely obsessed with this israeli show?
JAMBALAYA IS NOT SOUP
Defending the legitimacy of turkey chili is like defending the legitimacy of beef bacon or turkey hot dogs. It is vile, disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
It definitely lacks some flavor
Thank you, anon, I appreciate your admission.
>the episode where Jerry Seinfeld dates underage girls
ONE CHILLI AND SEA BASS!
Pho is just linguine for asiatics. Prove me wrong
Hamburgers are just flat meatball sandwiches
Yes, they are exactly that.
>even alluding to the nazis ever having existed was risque humor in the 90s
Crazy, now you joke about down syndrome kids doing backflips out of the twin towers and people yawn
French onion soup is the only soup that takes effort to make
its really difficult getting the onion soup to be smelly and rude
lel
whenever I make it, I can't figure out how to get the soup to start smoking cigarettes
I never watched israelitefield but I saw the soup episode on israelitetube
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Is this rancid roastie c**t supposed to be funny? You gays are have your brains destroyed by nostalgia, this isn't funny at all it's just crap
I can tell by your clever addition of israelite to words that you're a real comedy expert.
Chicken broccoli could be a really good chowder if it's in a cheese sauce
Mushroom barley is a soup for animals.
>try to make stew in pressure cooker
>it comes out super mushy
>doesn't even fill me
What an I doing wrong? How do I make God tier lamb stew in a pressure cooker?
Why would you use a pressure cooker to make a stew?
it's all I have
you don't have a big pot with a lid?
I don't
you're going to have to do better anon. if you want a serious soup game you need a big pot with a lid
Then wtf can I use this big pressure cooker for?
I can't say it here but you know exactly what its for
What are you ordering, anon? Pick three.
Crab bisque, jambalaya, chicken broccoli.
I want extra breads with my order too but this frickin mezza fanook doesnt have that posted
soup nazi has range ngl, Black person is the real deal
He suffers for his soup
does his soup develop a crust if it sits long enough?
For me it's jambalaya, black bean, and french onion.
>No substitutions or phone orders
Then who was phone?
>only difference in Large is a dollar
>only catch is soup only fills you up for like 120minutes
32oz of crab bisque for a couple bucks? not even a contest
why is this being posted everyday like the crust meme?
Hello, Newman.
Imagine believing some shitskin foreigner in israelite York city can cook real jambalaya
soup is soup
I made pastalaya earlier. It was fricking amazing.
I remember a guy working at Subway was rolling his eyes and looked super pissed at an old man trying to figure out what he wanted. He even gave me attitude when I didn’t hear his question. Probably the only time I’ve seen an employee be openly hostile towards customers. I wish I had called him out but I was so hungry
Since when is jambalaya a fricking soup?
it can be dry or soupy
That looks more like gumbo.
Wrong.
jambalaya fricking sucks and im tired of pretending otherwise
Learn the difference, it could save your life.
i've found that most new yorkers/californians don't know the difference between the two. maybe it was a genuine mistake by the writers and meant for it to be gumbo, which is more of a soup.
NO SOUP
4 U
this episode is a perfect example of how israelites ruin everything
they wrecked the best soup place in the city with their kvetching and sabotage