>One million dollars, Mr.

>One million dollars, Mr. Bond.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a nehru jacket but I don't have any reason to wear one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fooled around in political discussion forums in the W years. A regular had grown up in New York and happened to go to the special UN school where all the UN diplomats send their kids (see The Critic). One day, he was on his way to school, worried that he had nothing for their upper class equivalent of show and tell. And then he bumped into Jawarahral Nehru, then Prime Minister of India, and namesake of the Nehru jacket. At UCEoSaT he averred, "As I said to Nehru this morning ..."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wear a Nehru as my daily. I get compliments every time I go out in it. Give it a go, Anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that does look pretty spiffy..

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a lot of different ones. But seriously, nehrus are cool and I wish I saw more people wearing them. The collars are fantastic.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take him to detroit

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His base looked like shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't like his kino magnifying fish glass homosexual? kys

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dies in a lame fashion

        Wish Dr. No wasn't such a success and we got more low budget kino like this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dr. No is a 10/10 movie. So atmospheric and SOVLful, it's insane. I doubt the series would have the monolithic status it would have if it wasn't Connery in the role. But then again Moore could have been good to since he was first choice allegedly.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. OH HELL NAW
    >From Chiraq With Love
    >Coalfinger
    >Thunderchirp
    >You Only Bang Twice
    >On Her Momma's Secret Stash
    >Diamonds Are For Sale
    >Live And Let Breathe
    >The Man With The Golden Strap
    >The Baddie Who Loved Me
    >Buckraker
    >For Your Wings Only
    >Octobussy
    >A View to A Bang
    >The Living Alarmchirps
    >License to Pick

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the original Safin

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villain only shows up in the finale with little bits and pieces beforehand
    >have people rather die than disobey him
    >that kino voice
    >dies in a lame fashion and easily killed by Bond

    The original and the best. The Blofeld in YOLT was just a copy of this guy, not the actual Blofeld in the books.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies in a lame fashion

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the Jack Nicholson as Joker origin. I like it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name a more exciting action scene made in the 60s

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Austin powers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >curb stomp a homie into a reactor pool
        Still one of the best starts an entire action franchise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        his death in the book was kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        boomers be like
        >yo, that shit's fire!!! insaaane action, i was on the edge of my seat the whole time!!!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I say that and I am a zillenial. It was unironically immersive and tense since you actually see the action and not have it be ruined by jump cuts and defeaning music.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao, ok, homosexual.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >braindead response

              Zoom zoom.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who uses the appellation "zillennial" deserves to be shot to death and buried in a shallow grave.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone who cares this much about dumb terms should have that fate.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers be like
          >amogus

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha I do say that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This scene is still pretty good but the fight scene with Robert Shaw in From Russia With Love is absolutely kino.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dying because his prosthetic hands couldn't grip the bar (60s tech, baby) is a kino death

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dr. No! Nooooo!!!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Mads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great villain but with the shittiest Bond and then got killed like a b***h by le overaching villain.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair I personally would be fricked if I had to pony up a million bucks

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so in 1962 money that would be like 10 million dollars give or take, I guess it shows you that inflation is something much more insidious than we are told because you could do a major project like that with only 10 million dollars now a days an evil secret base with a nuclear reactor would be a billy minimum

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, inflation is indeed much much worse than they let on. Look at the way things are now, even food is sometimes double what it was a couple years ago and they just change definitions around until they get it to a reasonable % and say they are the best.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was the proto-Elliott Rodgers

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100 BILLION DOLLARS

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >six million, Mr. Bond

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I apologize, Shekelstein. It's an inspired plan. Fake a genocide so Americans come and save you from the people you want to subvert.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so thats who dr evil is based on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick have you watched a parody of a thing but never the actual thing its based on?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm a zoomer. I grew up with parodies and no originals. I saw Scary Movie 10 times before i ever saw Scream

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go watch the original Connery Bond movies. They're the best cinema ever made.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay will do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another tidbit of trivia is that Dr. Evil's voice is based on Lorne Michaels's voice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bust out laughing when I heard it

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me does toppling American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recurring, serious villain in 5 different movies
    >suddenly killed off out of nowhere in a half assed comedy sequence at the BEGININNG of a movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pleasence's Blofeld is such a legendary meme that it feels blasphemous to slate him but what an anti-climactic reveal. The faceless Blofeld with black hair from FRWL and Thunderball was x1000 better plus Savalas who packed a punch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a half assed comedy sequence
      Nah they full asses that chopper stuff.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit those stunts are fricking insane dangerous.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but I would have been fine with this goofy death if they didn't waste it on the opening. Blofeld's final appearance deserved a whole movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this tbh, it wasn't the execution, it was having zero respect for the character and making the main antagonist of the entire franchise into a sidenote

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but I would have been fine with this goofy death if they didn't waste it on the opening. Blofeld's final appearance deserved a whole movie.

            It's astounding how revolutionary and innovative Bond is in every aspect of movie-making. Shit like that is common place today but Bond did it first, albeit ill-advised to do it in the first place.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this in reference to the moronic snoke shit in The Last Jedi? Because if so, frick you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They couldn't since Lazenby exiting made the potential revenge movie to wrap up Blofeld impossible. Ideally, Connery would have starred in OHMSS and concluded with DAF but as a revenge movie in the vein of the opening scene and he kills Blofeld in the end and Blofeld was Pleasance again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad the cat survived

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT WAS ME, JAMES!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced everyone that made the Craig movies were just trolling and self sabotaging the franchise.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They kept hiring people who hate James Bond, so that's not out of the realm of reality.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait, so that's who Dr Evil was based on? Which one is dr evil?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The look is based almost entirely on Blofeld. His personality and demeanor is based on a few other Bond villains and Lorne Michaels.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly killed off out of nowhere in a half assed comedy sequence at the BEGININNG of a movie.
      It was deliberate because of some contract issues some other studio got the rights for the character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        True.

        >A line of dialogue had to be cut from the opening helicopter sequence for legal reasons. The bald man could not be called "Blofeld", as Kevin McClory had won a court case several years previous, and owned the rights to the use of "S.P.E.C.T.R.E.", and "Ernst Stavro Blofeld". Unofficially disposing of Blofeld so early in this movie was Albert R. Broccoli's way of telling McClory that the success of 007 did not depend on him, and he got rid of Blofeld (supposedly) once and for all. McClory produced and released the unofficial Bond movie, Never Say Never Again (1983), in which Blofeld was played by Max von Sydow. Blofeld did not appear in an EON produced Bond movie again until Spectre (2015), after the rights matter was finally settled in 2013.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >villain in 5 different movies
      Somehow not even top 10 villains, he's a joke and James Bond does not need an overarching villain.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one mirrion dorra?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You expect me to cope?
    >No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dilate.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant even afford a house with that amount

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that's the most Asian physiognomy I've ever seen.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What jame bond movie should I watch?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You Only Live Twice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casino Royale

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octopussy

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