me and like 2 other dudes were laughing our ass off. felt like the heightened period language went over the audience's heads let alone the complicated black humor
this dude in my theater had the most annoying, loud, and varied laughs i've ever heard in my laugh and probably laughed more than the rest of the theater combined. i've never been closer to walking out of a theater in my life. i don't get people who do this.
>modern lit adaptation that boils everything down to its most basic components
Fox and A24 shouldn't have a hand in projects like this, invariably ends up being McDonald's arthouse
ridiculously arch and over the top as required because he doesn't get much screen time to sell it. watch him in James White if you haven't, his best role/film imo
What are you talking about
Every television series or film has several extended sex scenes
Pretty much the only one that didn't was BCS and women used to b***h about that
A realization that people really can sell any of their sick fetishes as "empowerment", with enough of a show of performative male self-spite. And then you have to consider it's a time period where they would have young girls living in poverty forced into prostitution. As if it's all fun and games. Throw enough "liberating" and "socialism" and "agency" around, and people just fricking clap and eat it up. Honestly, HOW are you supposed to see that in any sort of positive light?
She literally had the brain of an infant. And is still walking and talking like a child by the time she starts getting fricked. You're either a moron or a woman if you disagree.
The fact that the movie treats it as a positive and empowering thing is the endorsement you projecting twitter nonce. And your willingness to ignore that plot point only exposes yourself. in short you're a gay
>The fact that the movie treats it as a positive and empowering thing is the endorsement
except that's not what happened and you didn't watch it
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Except that is what happens and you clearly didn't see it. Her getting fricked as an infant is treated as her self discovery.
5 months ago
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>infant >In the end I mapped out how old she was at certain points, and so I mapped out when we start, she’s three. By the time she leaves for Lisbon she’s like 16, 17
are you an infant too?
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>16, 17 >Shes still walking and talking like a toddler in Lisbon >Still refers to herself in third person like a moron
lol, 16, 17 is still underage btw
5 months ago
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goo goo gaa gaa!
5 months ago
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Bella get that wiener outta your mouth
5 months ago
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Straight from the director's and actress's mouths it's the truth
Yea I don't see how the movie possibly expects you to see this in a positive light. Only compelled to because of what? The crutch of mustache twirling villains killing puppies and heroes giving money to the poor? Pointing fingers at the men? Without that spite what do you have?
So >white fiance is evil >woman commits suicide because marriage bad >evil men put a child's brain in her body because men are pedophiles >woman escapes to have sex with lots of guys and learn about communism >joins a brothel where she can explore her sexuality freely >guy breaks down because he loves the woman >big fight, evil husband appears, try to rape her because men are rapists, somehow dies >cuck guy saves the girl, dies "by her side"
Woaow, incredible stuff! Thanks, hollywood
it looks like it's going to do very good at the box office. You should start saying things like >she's a girlboss but kids will love it >it's pro cop >the man was the best character >what's woke about it?
I mean, I guess you're not wrong that that is the intended trap. But the trolling is very obviously the purpose, a rhetorical strategy, a dependence on guilt-tripping, the moralizing, the 'humility'. Though if you really stop for a second, do you ever really think "I want to lose all of my money and suck elderly old man wiener in a brothel"? Where does that idea come from or exist as a genuine selfish want? Aside from a man trying to launder his fetishes, a woman trying to get back at daddy?
Is that JigC?
>dude what if the joker but a woman lol
i think i'll pass on this one
>dude what if the joker but a woman lol
More like
>dude what if Sam from I,Sam was a woman lol
>dude what if the joker but a woman lol
that's not even close. Why are you so fricking moronic?
Anything Bunuel inspired is crap.
it's more Terry Gilliam and Lanthimos's own autism
Lanthimos claimed Bunuel to be the most important influence on the film.
Live action sex-rated Melies-inspired steampunk
It was dogshit
It was the best movie I have seen in years.
Me too. Funny as shit, too.
me and like 2 other dudes were laughing our ass off. felt like the heightened period language went over the audience's heads let alone the complicated black humor
this dude in my theater had the most annoying, loud, and varied laughs i've ever heard in my laugh and probably laughed more than the rest of the theater combined. i've never been closer to walking out of a theater in my life. i don't get people who do this.
Degenerate misandrist smut featuring way too much nudity from post-wall Emma
>modern lit adaptation that boils everything down to its most basic components
Fox and A24 shouldn't have a hand in projects like this, invariably ends up being McDonald's arthouse
OP is one of the greatest homosexuals of all time.
>going broke and then sucking old ugly bastard dicks for a living is...EMPOWERING!!
Stuff like this, it really tests you.
someone post the scenes REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>prostitute actress only does nude scenes when she's way past her prime and losing her sanity
Friends i follow on social media who are very liberal and never watch movies keep raving about this. So im never going to watch it
>baby in woman's brain
>is degraded in every way
Pure satanic schlock.
I love "now a major motion picture" editions of books, it makes it harder for pseuds to pretend they knew about it before the movie.
Hypocritical types will watch the webms, watch the movie and then post threads/comments to ask whether le sex scenes were really le necessary
post le webms with le sex scenes
They're the easiest thing to find, I always assume ppl who ask to be spoonfed like that are trying to get others banned and shouldn't be here
feminist propaganda yawn
Handled by three ugly ass sweaty old men
have a nice day
>watching famous homosexual get naked and has sex
No thanks
Yorgos used to be cool. Now he's a fricking hack who needs to rely on sex and porn.
Yeah, Poor Things is literally the 1st movie where Yorgos Lanthimos addresses/depicts sex anon
They used to be about something else but since he shacked up with that c**t they're just dull pornos for women
I fricking hate her so fricking much
No anon, they didn't "use to be about something else". His movies have almost always focused on sex
It's just a fringe of shrill American manchildren
sounds like bait
It is bait
i've read the book and i don't think lanthimos is the right guy to direct it but i hope i'm wrong
how is christopher abbott in this?
ridiculously arch and over the top as required because he doesn't get much screen time to sell it. watch him in James White if you haven't, his best role/film imo
>watch him in James White if you haven't
i was about too. I'm on an Abbott marathon lately
his best film is sanctuary tho
I hated the lobster and killing of a sacred deer. Will I like this?
i liked dogtooth and lobster a lot but hated deer and favorite even more than i liked those two
Hollyshit can't do a movie without sex
imagine saying this with a straight face in an era where sex almost disappeared from the movies
What are you talking about
Every television series or film has several extended sex scenes
Pretty much the only one that didn't was BCS and women used to b***h about that
meanwhile in bizarro chuddie world
why are grown men freaking out so hard at the thought of sex in the movies?
Because we know better that the director is just a horny fat pervert shoving his fetishes into film under the guise of 'feminism'
don't watch the movie then. What's the problem?
>grown
unfortunately not and that's the issue
that and the christgay losers that have taken root here
>literally a nonce film
This movie basically advocates for mentality moron women to have as much sex as possible.
A realization that people really can sell any of their sick fetishes as "empowerment", with enough of a show of performative male self-spite. And then you have to consider it's a time period where they would have young girls living in poverty forced into prostitution. As if it's all fun and games. Throw enough "liberating" and "socialism" and "agency" around, and people just fricking clap and eat it up. Honestly, HOW are you supposed to see that in any sort of positive light?
you literally haven't seen it
She literally had the brain of an infant. And is still walking and talking like a child by the time she starts getting fricked. You're either a moron or a woman if you disagree.
>advocates
depiction does not equal endorsement you indistinguishably woke twatter c**t
The fact that the movie treats it as a positive and empowering thing is the endorsement you projecting twitter nonce. And your willingness to ignore that plot point only exposes yourself. in short you're a gay
>The fact that the movie treats it as a positive and empowering thing is the endorsement
except that's not what happened and you didn't watch it
Except that is what happens and you clearly didn't see it. Her getting fricked as an infant is treated as her self discovery.
>infant
>In the end I mapped out how old she was at certain points, and so I mapped out when we start, she’s three. By the time she leaves for Lisbon she’s like 16, 17
are you an infant too?
>16, 17
>Shes still walking and talking like a toddler in Lisbon
>Still refers to herself in third person like a moron
lol, 16, 17 is still underage btw
goo goo gaa gaa!
Bella get that wiener outta your mouth
Straight from the director's and actress's mouths it's the truth
Yea I don't see how the movie possibly expects you to see this in a positive light. Only compelled to because of what? The crutch of mustache twirling villains killing puppies and heroes giving money to the poor? Pointing fingers at the men? Without that spite what do you have?
what's wrong with having as much sex as possible?
Going to see this next month. Will be slightly disappointed if I don't see some normalgays walk out.
Does she show pussy?
Emma Stone's entire career is being a prostitute
yes
Why are women only capable of being fricked on screen
They literally can't make a film that isn't that
I cannot watch any movie with a female lead. Its impossible to take any woman seriously in 2023 and beyond
So
>white fiance is evil
>woman commits suicide because marriage bad
>evil men put a child's brain in her body because men are pedophiles
>woman escapes to have sex with lots of guys and learn about communism
>joins a brothel where she can explore her sexuality freely
>guy breaks down because he loves the woman
>big fight, evil husband appears, try to rape her because men are rapists, somehow dies
>cuck guy saves the girl, dies "by her side"
Woaow, incredible stuff! Thanks, hollywood
Two years from now our yellow friends will have invented fully functional sex robots. You will never see a movie like this again.
Literally just a bullshit romance fanfic for women
Yorgos fell off fricking HARD
black comedy bildungsroman but keep seething
This will be the 356th time you women have described your pornos as black comedy when you'd fricking cry and b***h about Chris Morris
Bildungsroman is the worst genre
Is it /film/?
Is it truly just "I am woman, hear me ROAR" shit?
Is it just the ol' "sex=art" shtick?
Or is there more to this movie
It's a porno for women
clutch your pearls any harder and you'll give yourself a stigmata
Accomplish anything other than showing your holes first
truly a mystery why nobody loves you
>sex positive movie
>incels are seething
can't say im surprised
Directed by depraved closet rapist Yorgos Pervos, starring softcore prostitute Emma Stone.
>Sex? That's for women
it looks like it's going to do very good at the box office. You should start saying things like
>she's a girlboss but kids will love it
>it's pro cop
>the man was the best character
>what's woke about it?
Yes, women will flock to it
oh no, women will watch a movie they want to see. The horror. It should've been like the old days when they weren't allowed to without a man present
Women destroy and diminish every single thing they've touch.
Giving them rights and a voice was a mistake that has led all of society to ruin.
chud moment
This movie is sex positive(for women[and negative for men])
They're just doing that Blue Is The Warmest Color thing where it's a man spinning his fetishes as 'empowering'
>anons crying they self-inserted as the meek dweeb that got cuckolded
no wonder you're so mad
>woah, the male audience is self inserting as the main male characters
I mean, I guess you're not wrong that that is the intended trap. But the trolling is very obviously the purpose, a rhetorical strategy, a dependence on guilt-tripping, the moralizing, the 'humility'. Though if you really stop for a second, do you ever really think "I want to lose all of my money and suck elderly old man wiener in a brothel"? Where does that idea come from or exist as a genuine selfish want? Aside from a man trying to launder his fetishes, a woman trying to get back at daddy?
Garbage with pro-pedo message.
>dogtooth guy is allowed to live, let alone make another movie, after that abomination
i've seen enough juvenile farthouse cringe already