BvS legitimately feels like a fever dream, a strange self-indulgent arthouse flick masquerading as a big budget superhero blockbuster. How the frick did this get made?
One of the strangest movies ever made
BvS legitimately feels like a fever dream, a strange self-indulgent arthouse flick masquerading as a big budget superhero blockbuster. How the frick did this get made?
YOU'RE KILLING MARTHA
Absolutely kino
>calls her mom for 30 years
>i'm about to die, i guess i'll try out her real name this time
>>i'm about to die, i guess i'll try out her real name this time
superman knew he might die so in a desperate attempt to save his mother he gave batman her name
Yeah, the dude in front of you will probably figure out who your mother is to help her in such a short time of you don't at least give him her name, right?
I swear the Martha thing is the greatest test to know if someone is a brainler or not.
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>imagine still not getting it after 7 years
You people should be deported to Africa.
>You just don't get it
>hello sir, I agree these bloody basterds should be ashamed of themselves. People like them are why we might not make it to the moon in 2030. I wish all of them a bad morning.
Sorry, but I'm white. Also, I mog you. Now go away.
Everyone got it, it's just moronic.
A new weakness should be added in Batman' s wiki: saying your mom is Martha
>WORLDS ARE COLLIDING, BARRY!
>How the frick did this get made?
Idk but I'm eternally grateful. We'll never see anything quite like it on this scale again.
This film gave me so much hope and optimism. Snyder was saving cinema. Its tragic how it became compromised and worn down into goyslop slurry. BVS was like a glimpse into another universe where things were beautiful. The last time I felt the warmth of the dying light was in the Snydercut. Now all I can do is embrace death.
I can't anymore with these 10 levels of irony. This is legitimate gaslighting what you guys are doing. This is one the dumbest blockbusters of all time and we all know that, only a small handful of pajeets on this board believe this nonsense
Irony is poison, There is no irony in my post. BVS is the most beautiful movie I've ever seen and the fact that we'll never the Snyderverse develop as intended haunts me every day. Its a haunting on par with missing out on love and sex. I'm going to kill myself.
The most beautiful movie you’ve seen was mostly made in blender? frick Black person I like polygons too but damn
>The most beautiful movie you’ve seen was mostly made in blender? frick Black person I like polygons too but damn
India is not know for being a particularly beautiful place.
Damn, all it needs is some rainbow flags and its just California
Don't be gaslighted. This movie is genuinely moronic and Snyder is the dumbest fricking director to ever live.
The people here are just sad individuals who have this pathetic need to meme shitty movies as masterpieces just to bait and generate some activity in their boring lives. Also, they're mostly pajeets and other shades of brown.
>midwit cope
Delicious.
>reddit spacing
Go back to your hole midwit homosexual
You post like a woman.
>The people here are just sad individuals who have this pathetic need to meme shitty movies as masterpieces just to bait and generate some activity in their boring lives.
Damn, projecting this hard?
>I can't anymore
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God." (Deuteronomy 22:5)
Good morning!
Good morning, midwit.
pretty good xbox one graphics
Midwits like you are easy to recognize based on their frame of reference.
Now remove the greenscreen shots.
Did pop culture peak in 2016?
go compare this to any capeshit/mainstream blockbuster that's come out since and weep
>Did pop culture peak in 2016?
Yes. The orange man broke peoples brains and now every piece of media has to have some hamfisted "message".
>Yes. The orange man broke peoples brains and now every piece of media has to have some hamfisted "message".
Holy shit now that I think about it, you're right
>literally just a random infrared drone shot in there
kino
Civil war was better.
Maybe if you're an irony poisoned redditor that hates movies that feel epic and have gravitas
BvS is shit sir!
I'm white sir but please keep spamming that forced meme!
Sure thing, poopoo, sir!
unironically, where did this Indians like snyder meme come from
Indians love capeshit in general and there's a lot of those bloody bastards so people took a couple screenshots from facebook and the meme was born.
same place the iJeet meme came from
thin air
BAHAHAHAAH you can't be serious
Yes.
https://thesymbolicworld.com/content/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-i
https://thesymbolicworld.com/content/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-ii
noooo all capeshit has to be goofy with corny jokes and random pop culture references. how dare you do something different!!!!
>I'm a friend of your sons
>I could tell by the cape XD
>accidentally let an auteur genius make large budget kino instead of shitty capeshit
>leave audiences confused for the next 10 years
Snyder and his consequences have had an amazing impact on the state of filmmaking
What has the impact been? All I feel from BVS is salt in the wound. We'll never get a film like it again. It didn't kickstart a new wave of big budget auteur driven kino. Audiences rejected it and then Hollywood got even lazier.
The expose of wb's execs as complete fricking morons and the rejection of their shitty low-effort attempts to steamroll the film and people who loved it.
Smile because it happened
>Dude was if Doomsday was made by General Zod Pee Pee
It's called kino.
Protect Martha. Protect Snyder.
Good image
>Lex Luthor designed half of the DC heroes symbols to decorate his file folders
>AAAAAAA
>DUN DUN DUN DUN*
This scene is fricking amazing and certified capekino
There legitimately more artistic value in this scene alone than in the whole Avengers movie
it's over..
>sirs
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!
i like his broken voice changer delayed robo-voice.
Get lost. You're worthless.
Every ounce of Batfleck was kino, I'm sick of pretending it wasn't
Maybe he should've made a Batman movie following MoS and then BvS.
Yeah, he absolutely should have, but I have no idea the kind of management shit show there was going on with DC's stuff so I'm not sure if he just didn't want to or simply couldn't. Batfleck is just so powerfully violent it's nice to see on the screen.
Even if it was Ben directing, I would've been really curious to see how it would've turned out.
And this is probably the last time we'll see a Miller-esque Batman on screen.
the brutality of his punches is what is kino. It is so overexaggerated yet still believable someone could use that form to build up so much force
Remove the email scene from the Ultimate Cut and just slightly re-edit it to put it somewhere in the end credits and its a 10/10. This movie and ZSJL are pretty much the end all be all of cape movies. Theres really nothing else left to say.
They suck and are ugly abominations
We're not talking about your mom's tiddies.
Take it back mothershitting frick
I'm white with blue eyes. Cope and seethe reddit Black folk.
same but green
this but unironically
it's probably because cavill's superman was mostly showing as a brooding autist. the first thing we see reeve's superman do is save a cat from a tree and tell a girl how we all get scared sometimes while the first thing we see cavill's superman is his dad tells him yeah maybe he should've let all those kids in the bus drown
Men are still good
Reminder that David S Goyer was involved in the Nolan Batman trilogy as well as MoS and BvS. So credit should go to him as well as someone who makes good DC films.
Pretty sure Terrio did the heavy lifting on BvS.
Yep, Affleck had him re-write the script when he came on.
Yeah that's true, it was only Batman Begins and Man of Steel he was a scriptwriter, just involved in the story planning of the others it seems.
He's written some good marvel movies too (blade), I don't know why he gets so much shit
Goyer having written Blade is quite ironic but then again it perfectly makes sense.
Here's your arthouse legal drama bro
>that stupid fricking fake digital zoom
Hated it when Lucas did it, hate it here too.
I checked this thread because I thought I might be losing my mind. Sone screens look nice but I thought this was shit when I watched it and turned off after 45 minutes. Why on earth are Snyder fans throwing around words like arthouse? How the frick do you be one a Snyder fan even, christ what goes so wrong
What's fascist about these visuals?
>white male sacrificing himself for the world that rejected him
unlike the progressive homlander
That's why most normies didn't like it. I remember seeing it with a friend and he was confused why it wasn't like an mcu movie. He basically expected more action and "fun" stuff and not exposition, drama, etc.
I thought it was a breath of fresh air honestly.
It's quite terrible. No, your pretensions and affectations towards "meaning" do not equal substance, if anything they point to a simplistic mind that finds the suggestion of depth sufficient.
>word salad
Okay, midwit.
Explain how that sentence doesn't make sense.
lmfaoooooooo this moron knows words lol dude u will never smell pussy like I do on the daily
>both refuse to answer and instead concentrate on being frightened and unnerved by an unremarkable number of syllables instead
>using instead twice
pseud detected
you will never come off as a big brain
>instead
>instead
I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but this is quite discomforting. Time to hand over your diploma.
Absolutely obliterated. You should start taking HRT and transition. Better luck in the next life, sister!
That's the best you could come up with in 7 minutes?
>No, your pretensions and affectations towards "meaning" do not equal substance
>gay phrasing
lmao @ snydergays criticizing you for the very thing Snyder does
Nah that was Disney Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
only 1 movie though
fricking kino
imagine having zack for your franchise and then letting him go
Why did Batman hate Jesus?
It's about Longinus. Another thing is his ancestors having made their fortune as hunters (hence the spear).
nope, it's about hating Jesus
Snyder said so
People hate what they don't understand. Hate turns into fear.
It's also about Batman seeing himself in the role of Saint Michael.
Why is everyone both Jesus and Satan?
Because the theme of the movie is how someone can be perceived either as good or bad depending on whatever bias you might have. It is all about perception.
Eh. That doesn't really count. Both are shameless zooms.
There was the idea of Superman turning evil after losing Lois (as teased in the Knightmare sequences) but Superman is neither Jesus nor the devil. He has the capacity for both great good and great evil, to go to heaven or be condemned to hell.
that image is lucifer, not satan
you're too stupid to bear this thought
go watch spiderman kid
that's actually Uxas, not Darkseid
Joseph Campbell's The Hero's Journey, which Zack Snyder takes great inspiration from.
>"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you."
The battle between good and evil is internal just as much as it is external. Men make the choice to do the right thing. And in Bruce's case, he chooses to turn back to the light and redeem himself after being willfully blind in his rage for most of the movie.
I don't have that one but I've been camping on this one for months
Okay and?
you ever notice snydergays never actually tell you what's supposedly so amazing and deep about snyder's movies? they just talk about MARVEL or something
see
Uh well, despite all the gaudy CGI, tacky digital "cinematogrophy", and laughable plot, there's uhh... well... erm... There's some biblical imagery so it's deep and smart!!
Thing looks like thing! That's substance!
The CGI, cinematography and plot mog the last DC release which was the Flash.
Uh huh
Absolute kino
We do all the time, you just ignore it because you're all homosexuals
The correct term is capekinography.
Frick man, bc could've been at the top if they let Snyder do his thing but instead we're getting gay superman again
The real missed opportunity is the flashpoint paradox lead to doomsday clock. Watchman was a snyder movie. The pieces were all there.
Did you delete your post because you added an extra "h" in "ugh"? Embarrassing.
>tfw it's already been 20 years since this trailer dropped
That’s part of why I love it.
Director's cut is quite good
As good as The Flash
Is it worth watching this as someone who is most definitely not into capeshit? I like the spiderman trilogy and most Batman movies though. Watchmen is good too. I have to say that all the pictures i see from this movie look kino as frick and always thought about watching it.
>Is it worth watching this as someone who is most definitely not into capeshit?
It's the most artistically significant American film of the last 20 years.
Yeah but watch the Extended Cut.
Yep. Esp if you like watchmen. Not memeing.
Okay i will watch it tomorrow but why do i have to see man of steel before?
BVS is the sequel to MOS
>why do i have to see man of steel before
You don't but there's a nice overlap between the ending of Man of Steel and the beginning of Batman v Superman.
You kinda do though. Anything that’s not bat or lex related is introduced in MoS. Most characters, the kryptonian ship, zods body.
Sure but most of that is somewhat self-explanatory. That being said MoS is a decent watch, so there isn't really any reason not to watch it.
So you can see the dip in quality and feel gross for wasting so much of your time.
Yes but watch man of steel first obviously
Watch Man of Steel first.
Lmfao you're getting memed into watching it. I'd say it's even worse if you don't like capeshit. It's all the trappings of capeshit but with a self-serious tone instead of the equally shitty self-deprecating tone.
Unironically you'd be better off watching Man of Steel and/or Snyder Cut of Justice League before watching BvS specifically. BvS is one of the worst films of the last decade.
In the fight between them, why didn't Batman just shoot him with the kryptonite grenade from the start since he knew Superman was predictably arrogant, even so to the point that he had the machine guns aligned in his direction before he ever showed up?
>I can't anymore with these 10 levels of irony. This is legitimate gaslighting what you guys are doing. This is one the dumbest blockbusters of all time and we all know that, only a small handful of pajeets on this board believe this nonsense
Movie is about the death of God and rise of Satanic elites ushering in the age of technocracy.
it's the same thing
>It will never be as good as Nolan again
Frick it still hurts
I love you guys
Although I don't think that BvS is a masterpiece, I think it's a good film and I enjoy it. I'm baffled by just how much people don't like the film though. There's so muchg vitriol towards it. They treat it like abject garbage. It kinda reminds me of the way that culture vultures in the early 2000s worked as hard as they could to make nu-metal a laughing stock.
>Snydergays are nu-metal fans
of course
Thanks for proving my point
>Clark, sometimes you have to let the horses drown
Why do Snyder haters blatantly misinterpret the subtext of every scene? Are you intentionally being bad faith and obtuse or are you actually just moronic?
>you should've let the kids die
>don't save me stop my invincible son
>I know you need a pep talk but let me tell you about a story when I drowned my neighbors horses
what was this buttholes problem
Boomer.
Jonathon suffered major depression from raising another man’s son
also gets pegged nightly by his martian man-wife
Superman has for a long time been a reflection of the American spirit. During the Cold War era where the line between right and wrong was clearly defined by the Iron Curtain, a Kantian Superman made complete sense. However times change and such a Superman is unfit for the moral complexities of the post -9/11 world and its threats. Should we bomb a hospital full of kids to eliminate a global terrorist threat nesting beneath it? Snyder's movies answer a screeching FRICK YEAAH. He understands that deontologists in paper are in fact rule utilitarians in practice. Lofty ideals are cool but divorced from truths of life. Good cinema speaks truth, and if cinema is a vehicle for truth then Snyder is its Go Mifune.
>america bad so superman bad
BRAVO SYNDER
Nolan did the exact same thing with Batman. Snyder simply leaned into it rather than critiquing it.
>if cinema is a vehicle for truth then Snyder is its Go Mifune
It's posts like this that remind me there's still some soul left on this website.
I'm convinced anyone who doesn't get the scenes with Jonathan and Clark was raised by a single mother.
That's not what he was saying at all. Jonathan was telling Clark about a time when he worked like hell to save his family's farm but those efforts led to the neighbors farm getting washed away instead. This is mirroring the struggles that Clark was going through during the movie, finding it difficult to pick and choose who to save. Clark's powers allow him to hear millions upon millions of people who need help. But for all his power, he's not omnipotent. He can't be everywhere at once and he can't stop time. Every decision he makes to help someone means someone else is being ignored. This weighs greatly on Clark. And the fact that he gets criticized for the good he does manage to do only compound that. Clark feels trapped, suffocated by it. For all his power, Superman is ironically just as human as anyone else.
>"I ate my hero cake while their horses were drowning."
>For all his power, Superman is ironically just as human as anyone else.
He's a farm boy from Kansas who never asked for any of this shit.
>Snydertards can't understand why everyone hated BvS when they also hate the theatrical cut (but defended it until the extended cut came out)
Nah, I watched theatrical twice at the theatre. It was fine but Extended is much better.
People just got way too deep into their contrarianism and brand wars, they can't bail out now that they've wasted so many years defending this crap online
Immaculate moronation. I love this stupid movie so much.
>so falls the house of wayne
huh, how obtuse
>/terriblefacebookmemes/ general
My favorite part is when Batman is stopped by Superman while tracking down the kryptonite, and then steals the kryptonite off screen
>receive warning
>don't heed it
Tough concept, I know.
My favourite part is when he decides to go to the party as Bruce Wayne to steal the files and gets caught like 3 times instead of just sneaking in and stealing them as Batman when shit's less busy, which was Alfred's initial suggestion.
I've watched the Ultimate Cut so many times I forget it was even a problem with the Theatrical
BVS is 03 Daredevil tier. a good capeflick ruined by the editing bay
I honestly don’t understand why people hate the Martha scene so much. Bats had clearly worked himself up into a—rather obviously PTSD induced—spergrage and Supes mentioning his mother’s name sort of snapped him out of it. Being aggressively singleminded and then suddently getting snapped out of it isn’t all that uncommon among people is it?
>I bet your parents taught you that you were brought here for a reason.
>WHAT? You have a human mom too? Frick, I am so fricking filled with empathy. You're just like baby me, and I'm the Black person with the gun. I really have hit rock bottom. I'll save your Mom, dude. Let's be pals.
can someone explain the recent surge in bvs threads?
The Flash
The flush is so bad it makes bvs look like citizen Kane in comparison
i would argue bvs IS the citizen kane of capeshit
nope that’s the dark knight whomp whomp try again next time
People would have to universally agree it's great instead of just a small sect of people. The Dark Knight is the actual answer. Nobody declares every newest DC movie "The best since BvS".
i just got a new weed pen and am high as frick. i really like zack sneeder, watchmen and 300 are fantastic, and snyder cut is one of the best superhero kinos ive ever seen. i dont remember man of steel well but i think i liked it well enough, if this is good i’ll watch that too
>snyder could have been the DC sam raimi, but they killed his vision halfway thru
also, what the frick version do i watch theres theatrical, extended, AND ultimate?
Nah, Extended and Ultimate are the same. It's around 3h.
thanks bro. i’ll try to find a decent torrent site, wish me luck. i’ll post in the thread if it’s still up and let you homos know what i think
Batfleck was so fricking cool though. I love him and I'll die a broken husk knowing he never got his own movie
>a strange self-indulgent arthouse flick
It's a giant piece of shit.
>And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
>twice
That's not Batman Returns.
I like Snyder, and I like BvS, but Tim Burton is the goat mainstream auteur. Only director the mouse loosens the leash for.
This is the only film ive ever seen more than once in a theatre
the extended version completely changes the plot
Anyone saying this is some sort of masterpiece, may I remind you of jesse eisenberg's performance
the performance wasn't bad, but dear god was he a horrific casting choice
I liked what there were going fore with right narcist with daddy issues and god complex, in a perfect world billy zane would be my choice for lex
Good mornings sir
He's admittedly the weakest link of the film, but I think the Mark Zuckerberg inspired portrayal was a smart choice for this day and age. At least he wasn't as cringe as Cinemaphile incel terrorist Riddler.
The weirdest thing is. When I first watched it I left feeling massively underwhelmed. They tried to cram so much into one movie. Only by going back and digging out the diamonds from the coal could I see it's potential. The warehouse scene is one of the best batman scenes ever in cinema and even the battle between batman and superman is a fantastic struggle between two power houses. Another great achievement is the scenes where bruce wayne does his own problem solving. So many movies focus on batman without realizing there's two side to him and bruce wayne gets the door opened with a hello to get clues, whereas batman has to fight his way in. Naturally it's biggest shortcomings were that we really needed a solo batman movie with batfleck to get us used to that style of batman, lex luthor was horribly written, and doomsday should've been saved for another movie entirely.
i am currently 1:15 in, so far i really like it. the only things that have brought me out of the movie were the really bad CGI in some places and jessie eisenberg. what the frick, i thought lex luthor was supposed to be some bald dr evil type homie but an evil businessman, not your average /LULZ/ poster
what the frick was this scene foreshadowing?
The nightmare scenario where darksied corrupts superman.
WHY DIDN'T SNYDER GIVE US THAT WHAT THE FRICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he tried, my homie. watch the end credit scene in the snyder cut of justic league, you get a few minutes of pretty exciting foreshadowing. be warned, it is extremely kino and will upset you because it leaves you wanting more
Would've been in JL2 until the WB israelites pulled the rug out from under him.
Glad no more Sneeder shit is being made
Frick, we will never get mad max batman kino, why even bother with capeshit anymore
It hurts bros. The world wasn't ready for that level of kino.
he unironically looks like a fortnite character
Batman v Superman is a movie I still think about from time to time. It feels like a meditation on good and evil, and the cruelty borne of man's comprehension of his own powerlessness.
I don't think about The Batman at all. And that's not saying The Batman is a bad movie, but it's not memorable and really worth discussing in any way.
It feels like we're still gonna be discussing the Snyder Trilogy in 10 years, 20 years, maybe even longer.
Sometimes I think Syndergays believe he created batman and superman. Nothing in the film hadn’t already been done in countless comics throughout the last 80 years
if that's true then why Cinemaphilegaygs keep complaining about how snyder doesn't understand the characters and the way he portrays them isn't how comics do
The characters have been portrayed differently in different eras, and the eras portrayed in the snyderverse are probably not that well liked by Cinemaphileomers.
Because bad comics exist too
>Nothing in the film hadn’t already been done in countless comics throughout the last 80 years
I can't think of a Superman comic that copypasted the plot of Excalibur and rewrote Batman into Lancelot and Superman into King Arthur.
BvS was too poetic and profound for comic gaygs no wonder they got filtered so hard
read moar homosexual
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman:_Kal
80 years Black person. almost a century of shitcomics. you generate a prompt and there’s a terrible comic
Completely different plot, mind you. Excalibur is a very specific plot about King Arthur dying at the hands of Mordred.
have you read the comic? no? oh shut the frick up then
by the way bvs is a story of cain & abel and how superman slash cain creates the kingdom of nod ie the progenitor of all evil in mankind but you synderhomosexuals are too sending good morning texts to read the old testament
>what if superman but medieval knight
generic reference slop, that's how you know morons like you have no understanding of thematic story telling outside of muh frame of reference
it’s literally the story of arthur homosexual. Merlin even makes him a super excalibur. lololololololol
syndergays don’t read lamayo
>B B B but it's just arther with s superman
get a grip gayg thematic story telling isn't equal some gay fan fic no wonder co/tards hate these movies you Black person have brain capacity of a 2 yo
>gay fan fic
ah so you have seen bvs
>can't read full sentences
>calls snyder gaygs illiterates
ironic
>”full sentence”
>actually a run on sentence with no grammar or structure
lolololololololol
>reddit spacing
you'll never fit here Black person
oh no I won’t fit with pajeets who think the guy who made sucker punch is the greatest artist who ever lived oh noooooooooooo
>Y-you're a pajeet!!
You'll probably fit better at twitter.
>bU bU bUt BaTmAn!!1
lol
https://www.dc.com/graphic-novels/dark-knights-of-steel-2021/dc-dark-knights-of-steel-vol-1
you too moron
Snyder is a homosexual and a hack. He fricked up the beginning of the DCEU.
Absolute visionary. He saw these characters as human beings, not just pop culture icons. His Batman is the most realistically human out of all the live action portrayals. He wasn't afraid to take risks and assblast some "fans" who hold frigid conceptions of these characters.
assblasting fans is always a good way to get fired
But he and WB expected these films to be a cinematic universe, and literally everyone was expecting them to adapt the canon characteristics and stories. Instead, we got Elsewolds slop. If you supported this, you also support shitting on the original of any work.
It was clear from the get go that BvS would be heavily based on TDKR, particularly the portrayal of Batman. It was WB who tried to rush into a "cinematic universe", while Snyder was just doing his thing and planned a five movie series.
Bullshit. Snyder was on board with the cinematic universe. He even wrote Wonder Woman's story.
>muh Elsewolds
movies need to be Elsewolds to you even know how moronic comics are
need to be Elsewolds
>adapt the canon characteristics and stories
That simple. No one is asking for a 1-to-1 film series. And no one asked for bad fanfic. homosexual didn't even fully adapt TDKR.
the canon characteristics and stories
>while ignoring my pic
yeah I'm talking to a moron alright
>ignores, what I said about not everything has to be 1 to 1
homosexual
>excepting lasting stakes in a Marvel film
Kek
>characteristics and stories
>aren't 1 to 1
yeah this one can't think
>"fans"
Making fans angry always backfires. Bet you loved Rings of Power.
>His Batman is the most realistically human out of all the live action portrayals
He's an addict with anger issues. That's what real grief does to a person.
>The fight lasted like 6 minutes
>wastes the Death of Superman storyline
So much shit was wasted holy frick
watchmen suits his edgy vibe, but 300ing the superman and batman characters is ridiculous. He should have been banned from making movies after the shithouse girl boss movie
>the shithouse girl boss movie
lol you didn't get hat movie ?
esl please
great now go complain about civil war airport fight that wasted the civil was story
>in b4 marvel has nothing to do with it
morons like you can't separate between movies and one to one adaptation
That was shit too, buddy. BvS was just so much worse. The two heroes fight much longer when compared to the slop that occurred in BvS. People still to this day argue who was right. You can't do that with BvS.
>People still to this day argue who was right.
No they don't. That shit was decided within the first week of the theatrical release.
Go into a YouTube comment section, normies still debate who was right.
>tell me one mcu slop that's memorable I'll wait
Cap 2 & Infinity War. BvS has that one good scene and good music. That's it.
>Go into a YouTube comment section, normies still debate who was right.
it's funny that you bring the point of who was right while in a civil war movie the conflict is resolved by the end of it in a mail apology
I haven't heard anyone talk about Civil War in years, and Infinity War is only useful for being edgy and saying Thanos did nothing wrong.
Well, I have, and it's usually brought up whenever Marvel comes up.
>Infinity War does something original for once
>get's undone immediately in the next slop by le multiverse time travel
mcu killed capeshit for me
>briefly killing characters to raise sales
That's a comic tradition, kek
it's not the killing and brining charters back that's the problem it's the fact that the more slop mcu releases the more it trivializes previous movies, it's literally pointless to watch those flicks
I generally agree with you, but
is right. Both The Death of Superman and The Dark Knight Returns are exactly that. Both of which are adapted in BvS. Comic books are pulp stories, and complaining about it is silly.
Same shit with No Way Home
>MCU Peter is finally starting a new interesting journey after losing everything because of his own mistakes
Even if the movie was shit, it was at least a great ending and a fresh start for Tom's Spider-Man
>Zendaya is still a major character in the next movie
These morons are 100% going to erase the NWH event just to bring them back together.
It's why I'm completely done with capeshit, GotG3 was the perfect movie for me to peacefully turn the page.
is still a major character in the next movie
No way that's happening....
>Cap 2 & Infinity War.
I give you that those movie are cool great even but there is no point watching them more than once they're an action flicks with no deeper meaning to them unlike Bvs that the more you watch it the more you pic up on there's so much depth to every frame in that film that it's living rent free in my head 7 years later and I can't say the same for any mcu flick I saw them all but I barely can remember anything that's happening in any of them they all blur together and their bland cinematography doesn't help either
>People still to this day argue who was right.
BAHAHAHAA tell me one mcu slop that's memorable I'll wait
>People still to this day argue who was right
Lmao. You are probably reading comments about the comics, there is nothing to talk about in this shit movie.
You underestimate normies anon.
Yea? Cap in the films is pretty much 616 Cap. Even though his films aren't 100 faithful.
So, should I watch the theatrical cut or director one?
Both are shit so take your pick
Ultimate edition ofc
the mexican day of the dead shot is easily the best shot there
true, the fact that snyder put so much words in just one frame is why I think he's smarter than people give him credit
SNYDER CHADS WE SHITTING ON THE GOOD STREET TONIGHT!
can someone explain to me why it feels like three different movies in one?
>tries to be Man of Steel 2
>tries to be a Batman solo film
>tries to set up Justice League
>tries to address Superman killing Zod
>uses the Death of Superman story
>uses Parademons & Doomsday
>all the shit with Lex
thanks, yeah there were way too many plot points
snyder wanted to do MoS 2 and WB wanted to catch up to the avengers
The worst things about these films is that Cavill and Affleck were fricking wasted.
Horrible movie. Unintentionally hilarious in so many ways. But the worst part of it has to be Lex Luthor, more specifically the actor's performance. One of the worst, most ridiculous and cringe-inducing things I've ever had to sit through.
I poo'd
damn, so much "the batman" fans
which one is OP
Are there seriously morons here who defend this film, or is it a meme? Yeah, Snyder clearly made an attempt at saying something here, but it's nested in so many baffling superficial decisions that it feels like an intentional shitpost. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a fricking high-budget blockbuster being so unintentionally funny.
Yes, it's fricking great for a capeshit movie.
The hate for this movie literally killed super heroes movies in the long run. Which is a great thing in the end.
>it's fricking great for a capeshit movie
Yeah? I doubt any BVSbro is gonna put it in a Top 10 movies of all time or even give it a 10. It's a solid 7.5/8 movie and a 9/10 capeshit movie
It's a 5.5 at most, and the only reason it would get a score that high is because of the production value.
nah for me BvS is a 8/10 movie and 4/10 capeshit
>feels like an intentional shitpost
>in English & Tamil
BvS speaks primordial truth.
but only in Hindi
Um, actually sweetie, it's in Tamil! Get it right, chud!!!
Why do so many Indians post on Cinemaphile? This used to be a good board
i'm only annoyed that they further drive batmans name through the mud. superman and the rest of the justice league have always been boring as shit.
I didn’t like the convenience that the two characters both had a mother named Martha
How is that a convenience?
Snyders' hands were tied here. It's from the comics.
So they both have a mother named Martha since the beginning and no one ever pointed this out until BVS? Kind of brilliant
I miss this Wonder Woman she was awesome in this movie it was so hype seeing her in a serious live action blockbuster
Reminder we would've seen her traverse the underworld and fight Hades after she died in the JL sequels.
She has a vision she becomes the next god of war I heard fighting hades could’ve been like some god of war 3 visuals on a bigger budget
>Reminder we would've seen her traverse the underworld and fight Hades after she died in the JL sequels.
holy frick that would've been cool, wtf is wrong with WB
Bleeding box office because the movies were shit.
>wtf is wrong with WB
BvS not breaking a billion broke their brains and they've been trying to ape the MCU ever since hence hiring Whedon to butcher JL and now Gunn to run the whole fricking thing.
>they wanted a billion when they had an 800 million
>now they can't break even
lmao
It made sense to bring in Whedon from studio think most likely. Especially considering Justice League was recycling the same exact plot and structure as the first Avengers movie.
>It made sense to bring in Whedon
the first avengers looked soo bad like a tv series, I liked the characters but goddamn the action and visuals look trash in comparison
Whedon was the fall guy. It was Snyder himself that wanted to move away from the previous 2 films' visuals according to his DoP
snyder knew how to make gal look like a worrier badass unlike what patty did
This board has shit taste. BvS is the best capeshit in the last decade.