one of the worst movies ever

one of the worst movies ever

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's because you use only 10% of your brain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      typical c*vilian

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    agreed

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the dog doin

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt good but it was entertaining

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, it was kinda like a michael bay movie for psedo intelectuals, non sensical and kinda moronic but fun

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was so fricking stupid. I couldn't stop laughing. Thoroughly entertaining just because of how idiotic it was.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember is there was a crying baby in the theater when I saw it and sometimes there were animal noise closeups but I don't use all of my brain

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when dumb writers have to imagine what a genius would say and do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can remember the taste of your breast milk
      B R A V O
      R
      A
      V
      O

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit but I still respect it for going full moron.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah all luc besson's movies are atrocious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Nikita was good, Fifth Element too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mention Leon instead of Shit Element you fricking homosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to mention it. That said the character is a spinoff of Victor.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to mention it. That said the character is a spinoff of Victor.

          Nikita is better than Leon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Nikita was good, Fifth Element too.

      I like all of Luc Besson's nonsense but he lost me on this (and Valerian, I guess)

      It's the sensation of being a big Guy Ritchie fan and then watching Revolver and going "How did Guy Ritchie make a Guy Ritchie movie and frick up"

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut the scene where she shoots the guys in the tatoo parlor out of the movie and deleted the rest to save HDD space.
    that scene was pretty kino

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The premise was interesting and had a couple of interesting lines therefore saving it from worst ever category

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when she told her roommate she had liver failure.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >started in Taipei ended in paris
    >the filming literally caused scenes after scene
    when they were my city

    I guess it was fun seeing all those local food stuff on the big screen from western films

    Please visit Taiwan
    >Ministry of tourism

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie. Very entertaining and sexually arousing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a seductive film. You feel seduced as you watch it, for a number of reasons.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first 30 minutes are interesting and then it dwelves into total schlock, which is good in its own way

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the worst movies ever

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The premise is dumb as frick, but you have to realize that literally everything Luc Besson makes is basically troll material. Fifth Element seems like literally the dumbest, zaniest sci-fi ever when the fricking giant alien comet that is coming to consume the planet literally stops in place to make a phone call. But then you realize you're only supposed to watch that movie completely piss drunk, and it becomes the funniest cornball sci-fi action movie you've ever seen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk man I hate 5th element with a passion

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get completely blackout hammered and watch it and it becomes literally as funny as Commando.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't drink lmao maybe if I dropped acid I might rewatch it. I remember watching CNN on acid and seeing Don Lemon with a giant sign with the word Black person on it asking "does this word offend you". Man what a perfect time to have turned on the TV lol

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than Limitless

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thanos snap le good though

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand where this premise came from
    You use 4% of your brain at a time. You use your entire brain, just not at once, otherwise you're having a seizure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just pseudo science used to make cool movies, but from what i understood it says that braincells have infinite potential, there are more synapses in our brain than we have stars in our universe, and humans do not use the full potential of braincells

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's wrong though. We do use the full power.
        Activating every neuron at the same time is useless for the same reason turning every bit in a computer to 1 at the same time is useless. It doesn't do anything for you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know, did you even read my post? im talking about the science in the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a metaphor for intelligence. We humans use our intelligence to control our bodies, to control other people and to control matter (to a degree). So, if you distill it into the most basic form, put it into a single human being and dial it to 11 you get a person who can control everything including time and space.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus it wouldn't have defeated the scenario if they had it explained. It even matches with some scenes like when she uses 2 keyboards at a time, which would need certainly more than 4%.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I would love to see a movie of just that. Obviously it would have to be more of short comedy film but just the whole pretense of movies like this and Limitless and a few others.

      Just once the movie should just cut to someone foaming at the mouth spazzing on the floor, pissing and shitting themselves, cut back to the scientist,
      >FINALLY..... MAN IS READY FOR THE NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTION
      >*braaaaappppp pssspspspspfshsht*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty cool. Fun things are fun
      Wait, wtf, Luc Besson did this? Piece of shit of movie, you're right

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's kino. Lucy is the most unintentionally funny movie ever. I was howling with laughter the whole way through, the way it regurgitates the idiotic "10% of the brain" fallacy that was debunked 50 years ago, goes off the rails 10 minutes in and then just keeps going and going further into utter insanity. I don't remember when I last laughed that much at a movie.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch it like a shitpost and it bumps up to a 5/10

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's got cool visuals and is only 90 minuten long, that's good enough for me. People on the internet only dislike it because
    >did this movie just seriously use the factually INCORRECT 10% of your brain fact?! Oh my science how unintelligent can you even BE???
    Yeah homosexual it's a movie, who cares

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sub 50 IQ post

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe 150+ IQ, you midwit.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OD on crack
    >Turn into God

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can actually tell if somebody is a certifiably moronic pseud based on whether they say they liked this shitty film. Like Interstellar, but an even more damning test of their pseudosity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mating call of the pseud, because they sure as frick can't explain what was actually good about the film, or any of the 'muh science' they fricked up that they don't even understand in the first place, much like the homosexuals who made it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or any of the 'muh science' they fricked up
          It's not a documentary, moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you were as smart as you think you are, you'd realise I never implied anything of the sort, then you wouldn't look like a moron by suggesting I did.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triggers midwits who think they're smart. Unfathomable based flick.

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