One of these things is not like the other

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cast right because they were weirded out by the amount of people who were attracted to Ellie and they wanted to avoid them watching the show.
    Kind of an insult to Bella.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how it feels to be cast so people WON'T be attracted to your character.
      It's womens' fault for being so disgusting and whorish now that most men long for an innocent non-fricking-polyamorous-eprostitute, which of course are only children.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were weirded out by the amount of people who were attracted to Ellie
      this is such a plebbit cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They cast right because
      No. They didn't anon. Stop being a gay.

      Wrong. Both are soilent. The original is the only one you should play, all remasters etc have the soul cut out.

      >Wrong. Both are soilent. The original is the only one you should play, all remasters etc have the soul cut out.
      Based as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s embarrassing, I’m just happy that homosexual Niel got a reality check with all those red carpet outtakes where nobody gave two agita about that colossal loser

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was proven false after like the second thread. award winning show moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're attracted to her because most people who play games are children.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexualizing young girls turns them into the prostitutes you supposedly hate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sexualizing young girls
      The frick are you on about troon?
      Ellie is a video game character and since when do they cast teenagers to play actual teenagers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since when do they cast teenagers to play actual teenagers?
        It's incredibly rare. Usually actors in their mid 20s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          all jokes aside i had a friend in high school that looked like him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shitballs batman! you lefties are so overstimulated an sexualized you equal aesthetics and beauty with sex. not everything is about primal instincts you degenerate titfricker!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i DEMAND more attractive children in my adult television!!!
        >wanting to look at more attractive children in my adult tv doesn't mean i want SEXY children you demented leftist pedophile!

        you cant really blame the guy for being confused, you are taking a very nuanced stance here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Children

          You know the actress is a grown woman right? This is why people call you non-people pedophiles. Children are always on your mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter when you start sexualizing them, women are going to be prostitutes no matter what.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just had to find an actress that looks like she caught the zombie virus from i am legend

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. Both are soilent. The original is the only one you should play, all remasters etc have the soul cut out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the original wasn’t soied up before release

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remasters are literally worse quality than the free ps5 patch they released before more morons watched the show. Idiots really can’t let us have nice things

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally aren't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are homosexual. Check the patch notes and compare the quality. It got the downgrade you see with most modern remakes. Plus your defending a copy of the game that has worse graphics than when it was released.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >better draw distance, anisotropic filtering, texture resolution and environmental density
            It's not much of an upgrade over the PS5 patch, but it's an upgrade.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was good in Game of Thrones and was hired on that energy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ellie acts nothing like potato girl from GoT though, they took a single trait of Ellie in the game (being sassy to Bill) and blew it up to represent her entire character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was shit on game of thrones. In her first scene she managed to say "Sandra" and "Landister". And no surprise, Ellie sounds like a marblemouth on the show.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad part is that they couldn't even be bothered to get the hair right.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cyJ3YxY.jpg

      One of these things is not like the other

      Lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    both of them are not like the other

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAAAAAAAA THEY DIDN'T PICK AN ACTRESS THAT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THIS FICTIONAL PERSON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    jesus christ go get laid already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you accept you will never be a woman?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you accept the reality you'll never be a man?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the contrary, having a penis and a XY chromosome makes me biologically male just like you =)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a male doesn't mean you're a man, owning property and eating pussy does
            so sorry anon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be a man "Elliot"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being a male doesn't mean you're a man,

              Nice try, troon. Biology disagrees.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks a 15 year old boy is a man
                I don't think you understand the reality of your situation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't see him use the word "chud" so I doubt he's underage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In most cultures he would be considered a man. Problem is in your feminized culture, you’ve been babied to the point you decided to troon out due to confusion.

                Maybe if your dad taught you how to hunt or lift weights instead of running out on you, you wouldn’t be wearing panties right now homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >post full of assumptions and projections
                yikes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yikes

                Exactly. You're an npc who trooned out because you had no meaning in life. Do better.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is literally a child's pov on what manhood is. Feel ashamed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sup druck ya filthy fricking israelite. write any more homosexual fanfic lately ya queer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they update ellie's face to look like her VA?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but Ashley Johnson can't act for shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 3 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >jesus christ go get laid already

      I know you're a mentally stunted woman because you literally can't respond to anything without using your two standard insults;

      CHUD
      INCEL

      While we know that you use them because you can't be a grown woman and calling people who you disagree with ugly or a virgin, so you use these as a substitute.

      You're only here because of your Daddy issues and hate straight white men in general and think coming here and running your dumb fricking mouth to strangers is some sort of win against the patriarchy.

      You will die alone, unloved and forgotten!!!FACT!!!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's one of the only actors out there young and talented enough to play ellie. seethe.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a pretty good actress but yes she's also very distractingly odd looking.
    Her career would thrive if she embraced being a female Steve Buscemi.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they cast Cailee Spaeny?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they are trying to piss gamers off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like something a gamer would like to believe so they feel important.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've known people believe they were women to feel important
          even though they were neither

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so it's a conspiracy theory they ruined the franchise intentionally then
          hmm

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

        • 3 months ago
          CreepyThinMan

          >Sounds like something a gamer would like to believe so they feel important.

          If gamers weren't important your worthless lot wouldn't spend every attosecond of the day trying to ruin everything people enjoy like the spiteful wienersuckers you are!!!FACT!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here comes one of them now.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have no argument

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yours is what exactly? "Waaah I'm the main character, I'm a gamer and all these companies' main goal is to make me feel bad personally"?

              • 3 months ago
                CreepyThinMan

                >And yours is what exactly? "Waaah I'm the main character, I'm a gamer and all these companies' main goal is to make me feel bad personally"?

                So you're going to deny that companies haven't went out their way to ruin things like videogames?

                You see, because you're a narcissistic sociopath you can't conceive of the idea that other people don't think they're the center of the universe and that these tactics are aimed at one individual instead of the overall collective of consumers who are the majority of people who spend money on these things that you ruin with deliberate malicious intent because you're narcissism gives you a sense of self-entitlement and because you don't get everything you want you have an endless gnawing void of want that will never be filled and leaves you angry, so you can't find any sort of happiness except for making others as miserable as you are by ruining the things they like.

                You and your ilk are evil and rotten to the core and will never find any serenity and spend your entire existence bitter and angry until the day you die alone, unloved and forgotten because who would want to be with someone like you?!?FACT!!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                well my argument isn’t whatever you type it to be
                because it’s mine
                strawmanning idiot

              • 3 months ago
                CreepyThinMan

                >you have no argument

                Of course they have no argument.

                They are the aggressors and have decided to invade anything white straight males care about or enjoy because the ~~*media*~~ has told them we're the reason why their lives are shit.

                And they can't deny that they haven't ruined movies, tv shows, videogames, comic books, board games, even products like razor blades and beer.

                So their only recourse is name calling because they never developed mentally and emotionally beyond grade school and probably why they identify with that movie POOR THINGS about a woman with the mind of a child who is a prostitute!!!FACT!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TLOU is barely a game, it's a glorified visual novel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          TLOU2's combat gameplay is great though

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's quite ugly, but get over it. The repeated "....but she's ugly!" is weird to me, like you have to keep saying it nonstop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said she was ugly but you troon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but... she's ugly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is ugly thoughbeit

        Ok. And?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is ugly thoughbeit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's why she was cast. Why is it you're going after the people reacting??

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood's cutting corners everywhere

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her career over after she called israel white supremacy nation.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moaner is gonna play dina?

      if only it were prime moaner, but it's actually a downgrade now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you on about?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dina is hot, nu-moaner is basic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Riiiight

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kosher yet better than Zendeya

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kosher?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere near Zendaya.
                Zendaya is easily the best breathing actress out there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Euphoria isn't a movie.
                And you would get something similar if you took any other actress and made them wear no make-up and plain natural hair. Believe it or not people look like themselves unless directed to do otherwise.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs million dollar fashion shoot to look mid
                She got the worst of black white features. No ass or breasts, wide nose, frizzy nappy hair. She would be fine if the media didnt hype her up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, Shit taste and gay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her hair really isn't particularly frizzy. Hell she has to have it curled to do the "black" hairstyles for red carpets. It's wavy at best.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her hair really isn't particularly frizzy.
                you Black folk need mental help.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. Thats the best hair on the planet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even get it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She looks like she has a constantly stuffed nose

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow she has like, hair.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to fight her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this
                I would beat her up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow you defeated a 5 foot tall teenage girl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you’re impressed?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              a babe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dina is plain, Moner is hot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is just so unsexy when she tries to be sexy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't agree

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I completely agree. But I've had sex before so can see past a woman flailing her body for attention

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hate women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Into the garbage it goes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second game is shit, so now they are trying to attract coomer audiences

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second game is way better than the first both in terms of story but also in terms of gameplay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn she is one ugly girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least moner is an upgrade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched No One Will Save you recently.

      And I must ask, why the everliving frick did they cast Kaitlyn Dever as Abby?

      Don't get me wrong, she's really pretty and acted well in the movie. But she is unironically 5'1 and skinny as hell. Like, you could grab both her wrists and close your fingers around both at the same time kinda skinny.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually white
    >Actually female
    >Actually teenager
    That's a pretty good cast, by today's standards

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they legit picked most ugly ass face 12y old they could find lmao

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're both terribly cast. The game one sounds like a 30yr old smoker.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James May face

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S WITH THIS LOOKING DIFFERENT SHIT? KEEP THINGS THE SAME

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being able to pick any person in the world to play a character, and you pick one with FAS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is descended from the Royal Hapsburgs
      it's a case of nepotism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has maybe one symptom. sometimes people just aren't good looking brotha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from the nose, that is her face.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ugly one is a Pre-op christ gay apparently.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does left look like a man?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry I meant right*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Definitely left. They sure must have scanned the character model from a male actor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just you

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly Ellie
    >5'1" Abby
    >titless Hispanic Dina
    It's gonna be great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way you're going to make Moner being cast seem like a bad thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah coomers are incapable of clear though. Dina is supposed to be motherly and tender. Moner is a sexy little girl that cannot convey emotion (other than yelling)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Moner is a sexy little girl that cannot convey emotion (other than yelling)
          I'm confused what this is even supposed to be a reference to. What role of hers consisted of yelling?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Esa cara cuando mira tu grande flauta latina.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cos Dina was truly stacked in TLOU2 right?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neil in the thread defending shitty casting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't come up with anything against Moner eh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post a scene of her "acting".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post a role that consists of yelling like you claimed.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the Lev actor is taller than 5'1" Abby. I can't wait to see 5'2" Ellie and Dina brutally fight their way through a flooded Seattle controlled by two factions of armed soldiers

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hired a person who looks like a 14 year old instead of someone who looks like a developers pedophilic fantasy. What's the issue?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anything that isn’t ugly must be destroyed in case somebody i don’t like gets to enjoy it!
      i’m the good guy btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pedophilic fantasy

      Care to expound on this in detail? I see two young women in the OP. What exactly do you see?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the best play to settle in a post apocalypse scenario and why is it Utah?

    Low population base,plentiful wildlife and fresh water and close enough south to be able to flee to warmer climates if winter is especially cruel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the last of us is a shit game for troony homosexuals

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Post picture showing how the two characters look different
    >”Well actually it’s because she’s underaged and is too attractive”
    >Gets asked to elaborate on this opinion nobody asked for and doesn’t make sense
    >”U-Uh don’t you see, it’s obvious!”

    Yeah I wouldn’t want you around my kids

  32. 3 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    >One of these things is not like the other

    They deliberately cast this ugly goblin just so that if you object to how objectively grotesque she is they can call you a pedo because they can't separate beauty from sexuality and says a lot about them that they can't see a beautiful girl and not think about sex, so it's 100% projection as per usual!!!FACT!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to check for any new entries on the Ellie tag on R34

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show Ellie images can only be posted on E621

      • 3 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >>Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to check for any new entries on the Ellie tag on R34

        And once again projecting that you think I can't look at the character and not think about sex. Just shows how shallow and superficial you are but then your kind thinks "Wow, that 8 year old boy sure would look great in a dress and no wiener!"!!!FACT!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same people that was Ok when she had lesbian interracial kiss though. Also stop watching israelite slop.

      • 3 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >same people that was Ok when she had lesbian interracial kiss though. Also stop watching israelite slop.

        I haven't watched it nor played the games, I just enjoy the hostile discourse surrounding them!!!FACT!!!

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like a miniature version of tom holland if he had down syndrome

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is gonna happen with season 2? The time skips are all over the place. They need her to be as young as she was in the first season as a kid while also being like 4 years older and a fully grown adult.

    Bella Ramsey is a pretty good actress, but she looks entirely like a kid and always will thanks to her big dumb moonface. Are they gonna cast someone older or try to make it work with makeup?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just assume they shoot the flashbacks first which makes sense because Pedro is apparently the reason why they delayed shooting until February. So they'll get his flashback scenes out of the way.
      So I'm fully expecting them to shoot all of that now and then they'll shoot the first half of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what? Are they really breaking the second game up into two seasons?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes both seasons have already been greenlit.
          The Season 2 finale is going to be a massive cliffhanger if its what I think it is.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time played this on my pc on the hardest mode. I will never play it again. This game has 0 replay value, no horde mode, co.op, nothing. God forbid sitting through those walking sigments a second time. Also the so called puzzles are a fricking joke. Cant wait until indie games takes over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO MULLYPLAY? WUT DA FRICK

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey why dont you craft these shivs and molotof
    >No thanks I can sneak or run past all the enemies
    >But our upgrade system
    >Useless since I can oneshot all enemies with a pipe or a brick
    Were they forced to add the useless upgrade and crafting system?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing more cringe than seeing somebody actually trying to discuss shilled slop

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would mean that both are not like the other

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