I wouldn't but if I got one I'd bend my neck down, stick my head in it, then tilt it upright and have hidden corn. For sure. Make a mess all over the back seat of the car.
you just know it's garbage like this that keep cinemas afloat
This is common knowledge now
Films are just a means to sell food and drink. They make no money off tickets. But they do lose money if the films are shit, cos no customers come
They actually get about half the take from opening weekend and then a reduced take in proceeding weekends. The “we only make money on concessions” thing is a lie they tell teenagers who work at the theater so that they can jack up the price of popcorn.
It's not like tickets are cheap, you can get a full meal at Burger King for 2/3 the price of a movie ticket. Adding a single drink, snack and toilet visit doubles your price.
I don't get why anyone buys popcorn at 12x the normal retail price. Just smuggle it in if you want popcorn. If you buy popcorn at the theater you're literally bending over and getting ass raped by israelites.
It's actual charity at this point. With nearly no difference from buying insanely overpriced candy/popcorn/cookies from your local kids organization/school fundraiser because you want to keep them functioning in your community.
Well duh, there's popcorn in it. You'd pour it over your head and that would just be embarrassing and a mess plus you'd have no popcorn but floor popcorn.
>Shitty plastic bowl >Consoomers buy it because they were told it relates to avatar somehow (???)
How long does this have to go on before we just start taking rights away from normalgays?
Well, no. But you would be an easier target for the mass shooter to see, as your hat would poke out from your hiding spot. This is the reason it's safee to use bulletproof popcorn hats like OP's
>your states sales tax rate
your city and county also have a separate tax. In my part of the c**t that can be a whole percent difference just by crossing municipal boundaries
Maybe you should voice your concern at City Hall or something
I only have to worry about state sales tax and that's it.
Let me guess, you live on either the West or East Coast or in a county colonized by commiefornia expats?
a lot of american kinoplexes will offer free popcorn refills but usually only if you buy the largest bucket size
so it wasn't uncommon to see people digging through trashcans at a theater to find a refill bucket (my mom did this once since we saw someone leaving the theater with a bucket and we sniped it right as it was placed onto of the bin)
No. I personally don’t like popcorn, as it’s basically just styrofoam being used as a vehicle for salt and “butter”, but I’ll buy goofy shit like this if it relates to something that I like. There’s an Eva Unit-01 popcorn bucket that they’re selling (or at least used to) at Universal Japan, where its mouth opens, and its eyes light up. I want that just to have it.
Ok. Seems like a weird thing to seethe about, but whatever. I’m not going to lose any sleep that you don’t approve of me wanting a stupid souvenir that I’m never actually going to own.
No, even the backstory in ‘05 as Christopher Lee as his dentist father was too much. Not knowing the dude’s deal is part of the package. Even Gene Wilder knew that. He’s the one who suggested the bit where Wonka walks out slowly with the cane, and then does the somersault, because according to him “You never completely trust him after that”.
Personally I was gutted when I discovered that fake Oppenheimer popcorn vessel was fake, I had already shown it to my wife and her brother and they called me out on it.
I'll never trust you guys again.
Minimum wage workers don't actually make minimum wage for more than 6-12 months. Someone who gets no substantial raises in that amount of time is either so bad they're going to get fired or so checked out they'll end up quitting. Someone who's been doing that job for multiple years is guaranteed to be making well above actual minimum wage. The term "minimum wage worker" is a bit misleading because of this.
That's really not true, at least in spirit lol. I lived with a guy who would struggle to pay rent every month because he worked some shit gas station job, holidays would roll around and he'd get like a $200 "bonus" and a 40 cent raise, I shit you not.
Minimum wage workers don't actually make minimum wage for more than 6-12 months. Someone who gets no substantial raises in that amount of time is either so bad they're going to get fired or so checked out they'll end up quitting. Someone who's been doing that job for multiple years is guaranteed to be making well above actual minimum wage. The term "minimum wage worker" is a bit misleading because of this.
I bet cost of living is beyond fricked where you live.
5 months ago
Anonymous
this [...]. The higher the minimum wage the poorer you are in the area. You'd be better off living in a flyover shithole where it's $7.25 than where you are.
it isnt nearly 3x higher. tell yourselves what you have to
5 months ago
Anonymous
We'll see about that. What state do you live in?
5 months ago
Anonymous
its at the city level, genius
I rent a 2 bedroom apartment for $540. Utilities included. No blacks. What would the equivalent be where you are?
congratulations. do you make minimum wage? lmao thats going to take you 4 hours to get one of those wonka vessel hats without the popcorn and taxes
5 months ago
Anonymous
nah, I make 24. I basically live like a king and all the chubby white meth head girls want my dick. It's a wonderful, midwest life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I rent a 2 bedroom apartment for $540. Utilities included. No blacks. What would the equivalent be where you are?
20 years from now zoomllennials will be showing off their vessel collections on reddit and paying insane prices for the ones they missed out on as kids.
>zoomllennials
The youngest millennials right now are 27 years old. There is no such thing as a "kid" who currently is even close to being part of the millennial generation. Never forget that zoomers start in 1997.
When i was a kid i could eat this popcorn and be fine.
As an adult i csn eat it but not even a whole small bag or else i feel very sick for the remainder of the day. Why is that?
Also, i don't add extra butter and staff adds no butter either.
>only one scoop >no cool moves >butter only on top
Everything that was cool about the first one is not present here. The best part was that he added a little popcorn at a time and added butter to each layer while doing cool spins and tosses between each one. This Wonka hat one is such a soulless recreation that misses the whole point.
Still, he should do 2-3 scoops like he does in the old webm so the butter can be layered and he has opportunities to do interesting moves in between. There's no reason to heap a single overflowing scoop to fill the whole hat at once.
> It's buttered popcorn > He puts more butter on top
What do you want fatty? A cup of butter on the side for dipping?
You're supposed to put in only a portion at a time so the butter can be added throughout instead of only putting it on the very top and leaving all the popcorn below the topmost layer dry.
Real kino enjoyers know the trick of sticking a plastic straw into the popcorn 3/4 of the way to the bottom of the bucket and pour the liquid butter down it. Slowly raise it and it will evenly distribute all throughout the popcorn ezpz
this is kind of forbidden knowledge and I don't know if you are supposed to be revealing all this
could do someone in
5 months ago
Anonymous
i'm willing to make that sacrifice for my Cinemaphile frens
they can try and get me
I'll shit myself to death before they break the door down
sic semper tyrannus
The hat is probably worth it simply because it's sturdier than the bag. When you fill your popcorn bag with the liquid topping by the time you have enough for all the popcorn it drizzles down to the bottom and makes the bottom of the bag all soggy and it ends up ripping and tearing. The solid plastic would probably let the topping pool in the bottom of the hat so you could dip your candy bar in it after you finished your popcorn. It's like you guys don't even movie theater
This makes me think.
Popcorn buckets should just have a semipermeable column in the center of the bucket you can fill with popcorn butter.
This will naturally lubricate the popcorn from bottom to top just by stirring it. The top of the reservoir could be left open and then you could dip the popcorn in the top, but you had better be fast before it all leaks out.
It tastes a lot more like regular Coke. Pretty much what they were going for with Diet Coke, which now is a distinct flavor some people like on it's own.
You've never been to the midwest my man. Nobody out here's got shit so even low rung dudes eat good pussy. Cities got nothing on easy living in poor towns.
It's for little kids, obviously. I know I would beg my parents for one if I was a kid
I wouldn’t.
I wouldn't but if I got one I'd bend my neck down, stick my head in it, then tilt it upright and have hidden corn. For sure. Make a mess all over the back seat of the car.
I go to Disneyland from time to time and I've seen adults in hour long lines to buy these stupid popcorn buckets
I wouldn't but then again I'm no homosexual
I would abandon you in the parking lot if you were my kid.
you just know it's garbage like this that keep cinemas afloat
Given how hard distributors israelite over cinemas yeah basically concessions are the only thing keeping them going.
This is common knowledge now
Films are just a means to sell food and drink. They make no money off tickets. But they do lose money if the films are shit, cos no customers come
They actually get about half the take from opening weekend and then a reduced take in proceeding weekends. The “we only make money on concessions” thing is a lie they tell teenagers who work at the theater so that they can jack up the price of popcorn.
It's not like tickets are cheap, you can get a full meal at Burger King for 2/3 the price of a movie ticket. Adding a single drink, snack and toilet visit doubles your price.
>toilet visit
sounds like somebody's country is in need of a little FREEDOM
I just piss in the corner. Paid toilets are the kinoplex' way of communicating that they pay their janitors enough to afford the cleanup.
I don't get why anyone buys popcorn at 12x the normal retail price. Just smuggle it in if you want popcorn. If you buy popcorn at the theater you're literally bending over and getting ass raped by israelites.
How do you sneak your popcorn maker and butter churn into the theatre
It's actual charity at this point. With nearly no difference from buying insanely overpriced candy/popcorn/cookies from your local kids organization/school fundraiser because you want to keep them functioning in your community.
captain, popcorn wessel approaching
>WARNING: not to be used as a hat
Well duh, there's popcorn in it. You'd pour it over your head and that would just be embarrassing and a mess plus you'd have no popcorn but floor popcorn.
Teenagers will do this in theaters I guarantee it.
just try and fricking stop me from finishing my popcorn and putting that on my head as i leave the theater
It's made of asbestos and is full of hornets under the popcorn, fricko. Good luck.
ANON NO, THE KINO POLICE ARE COMING! ANON! NOOOOOOO!
You will get butter in your hair
GUARDS
will zoomers start wearing top hats to movies now?
>Why are you wearing that popcorn vessel on your head, anon?
Sorry sir, "no singles" policy.
>hi robert, can you get me one of those willy wonka hats but fill it with crab legs?
Looks like the PopC is still objectively the best popcorn vessel.
I never noticed how much he resembles killface.
>YOU NEVER APPRECIATED NOT HAVING KERNALS STUCK IN YOUR GUMS
I'm making chocolate of course
Is that the preserved clit of a young African girl on his right finger?
This is me at uni surrounded by the non white girls who like me because I'm white 🙂
> 🙂
and gay
SCRATCH THAT
REVERSE IT
This is a waste of plastic and making global warming worse.
So was the Avatar crap but everyone bought that.
>Avatar: The Way of Plastic in the Ocean
>Shitty plastic bowl
>Consoomers buy it because they were told it relates to avatar somehow (???)
How long does this have to go on before we just start taking rights away from normalgays?
imagine how nasty that must've look like after filling with buttered popcorn
Imagine being so devoid of art direction that it’s just a literal bowl. These movies fricking suck and I swear they are laundering money through then.
>waaaaah my popcorn vessel sucks why didn't you put any effort into my soulless tie in merchandise?
Why are consoomer's so vapid?
the duality of man
its
MA'AM
Damn that looks cool
white excellence
I was at that Weird Al concert.
I may have failed college but I do have every star wars collectors cup
What happens if you bring your own hat would they confiscate it
Well, no. But you would be an easier target for the mass shooter to see, as your hat would poke out from your hiding spot. This is the reason it's safee to use bulletproof popcorn hats like OP's
nonsense, the theater sentinels in their Hiller VZ-1 Pawnees would see the shooter immediately and restrain him with their bolo guns
Yeah plus 6 months hard labor in the popcorn mines.
What happens if you bring your own hat and some jerk tries to fill it with popcorn?
NEW VESSEL JUST DROPPED????
Would be cute but $30 is pricy for a popcorn bucket. Gotta start making a lot of popcorn at home to get your money's worth out of it.
What are you? Poor and Irish?
>I have maney hats also but did not bringe them.
His COMPANIONE would fit in great on the internet.
Me on the left
Swag is for boys, class is for men. *puts on Wonka Popcorn Vessel*
I had to pay twice that much for a Brown Top Hat last time I was in Pattaya.
>$29.99 + tax
Why don't they write the full price?
tax is different in each US state
So you have to go to the theater to see the real price. Got it.
Or not be moronic and know your states sales tax rate and calculate it in advance
>your states sales tax rate
your city and county also have a separate tax. In my part of the c**t that can be a whole percent difference just by crossing municipal boundaries
Maybe you should voice your concern at City Hall or something
I only have to worry about state sales tax and that's it.
Let me guess, you live on either the West or East Coast or in a county colonized by commiefornia expats?
Tax varies.
Will Americans eat popcorn out of anything.
a lot of american kinoplexes will offer free popcorn refills but usually only if you buy the largest bucket size
so it wasn't uncommon to see people digging through trashcans at a theater to find a refill bucket (my mom did this once since we saw someone leaving the theater with a bucket and we sniped it right as it was placed onto of the bin)
No. I personally don’t like popcorn, as it’s basically just styrofoam being used as a vehicle for salt and “butter”, but I’ll buy goofy shit like this if it relates to something that I like. There’s an Eva Unit-01 popcorn bucket that they’re selling (or at least used to) at Universal Japan, where its mouth opens, and its eyes light up. I want that just to have it.
I've never seen so much complete homosexualry in a single post.
Ok. Seems like a weird thing to seethe about, but whatever. I’m not going to lose any sleep that you don’t approve of me wanting a stupid souvenir that I’m never actually going to own.
Serious question: did anyone EVER ask for a Willy Wonka origin story movie?
No, even the backstory in ‘05 as Christopher Lee as his dentist father was too much. Not knowing the dude’s deal is part of the package. Even Gene Wilder knew that. He’s the one who suggested the bit where Wonka walks out slowly with the cane, and then does the somersault, because according to him “You never completely trust him after that”.
Its true. Willy Wanker is supposed to be a mysterious and magical recluse, entertaining yet somehow oddly dangerous
There's an actual sequel, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. That would have been good...but it could only have white people
>$30 for a plastic bucket
>doesn't even come with chocolate
>hat isn't made out of chocolate
AMC deserves to go bankrupt
Personally I was gutted when I discovered that fake Oppenheimer popcorn vessel was fake, I had already shown it to my wife and her brother and they called me out on it.
I'll never trust you guys again.
Which one? There were two I remember, one was a hat and the other was a nuke called Poppenheimer. I was equally disappointed that both were fake
Sad AMC shite. Odeon Wonka popcorn vessel is the real deal.
How small is your head?
> Limited Collectors Edition Popcorn Vessels have to be 1:1 scale
You'll never open a hat shop that I will frequent. Good day to you.
Why did Willy Wonka print his name upside down on his hat?
If only there was a version of wonka without a niglet
>too much butter was used
>this employee was pulled for re-education
I hate this guy so fricking much you wouldn't believe it.
why what did he do to you
He was excessively corpulent within my eyesight.
I WISH they would put this much butter on at my theater. It's always a light drizzle on the very top that's gone after you eat like 20 popcorn pieces.
>visits Benihana once
Damn. He! Has! Rizz!!!
Thanks kid
>custom tip amount
>$0.00
I'm on a low sodium diet, can you make another one with no salt and extra butter?
> If you only knew how bad things really are....
>me in the back
What'd he get paid for this
$7.25. Minimum wage.
he gets paid in popcorn
Minimum wage workers don't actually make minimum wage for more than 6-12 months. Someone who gets no substantial raises in that amount of time is either so bad they're going to get fired or so checked out they'll end up quitting. Someone who's been doing that job for multiple years is guaranteed to be making well above actual minimum wage. The term "minimum wage worker" is a bit misleading because of this.
You be shocked how untrue that is for some places.
That's really not true, at least in spirit lol. I lived with a guy who would struggle to pay rent every month because he worked some shit gas station job, holidays would roll around and he'd get like a $200 "bonus" and a 40 cent raise, I shit you not.
minimum wage is $18 where i live
I bet cost of living is beyond fricked where you live.
it isnt nearly 3x higher. tell yourselves what you have to
We'll see about that. What state do you live in?
its at the city level, genius
congratulations. do you make minimum wage? lmao thats going to take you 4 hours to get one of those wonka vessel hats without the popcorn and taxes
nah, I make 24. I basically live like a king and all the chubby white meth head girls want my dick. It's a wonderful, midwest life.
I rent a 2 bedroom apartment for $540. Utilities included. No blacks. What would the equivalent be where you are?
this
. The higher the minimum wage the poorer you are in the area. You'd be better off living in a flyover shithole where it's $7.25 than where you are.
hat vessel should be made out of chocolate so you can eat it after the popcorn
I think it's funny when Cinemaphileers rip on this guy. Literally none of you could pull off these moves. This kid owns.
>Literally
how about figuratively?
literally me
American version of that brazilian pizza baker.
>peace sign at the end
smooth
Snacks start with a dream? What is this, sub Saharan Africa?
If you think about it aren't we all just big popcorn vessels?
A vessel is something that transports what it contains from one place to another. People consume popcorn and turn it into shit.
The shitcorn's a'comin, Rand.
> $6.50 + tax + tip at AMC for 4 oz of candy.
"Such a deal I make for you!"
Come on now, magic berries aren't a thing.
>ruining strawberry with watermelon
> p-please see the New Movie!
> Win a Warner Bros Studio Tour lmao!
> weird chemicals in candy to turn your tongue blue!
GRIM
That's Australia, so tax included and NO TIP!
Wow wonka invented gushers
>Think it Dream it do it
>Advertisers putting in Sam Hyde easter eggs on shit film tie ins
what a time
>they have to specify popcorn comes with your $30 popcorn hat
nice economy dems
20 years from now zoomllennials will be showing off their vessel collections on reddit and paying insane prices for the ones they missed out on as kids.
>zoomllennials
The youngest millennials right now are 27 years old. There is no such thing as a "kid" who currently is even close to being part of the millennial generation. Never forget that zoomers start in 1997.
Why would I want to get a perfectly good hat all greasy?
for me it's the twice popcorn vessel
I'd eat their popcorn if you know what I mean
>*sniffs* pure ideology
Twice what?
>its real
KINO
"Lark's vomit?!!!"
what hat size is it?
*sips*
*gets diabetes*
"I regret nothing!"
god i hate tom hanks
Jeezus why the frick does everyone so.yface anymore
"Hayyyy Anon! Thanks for taking me to see Wonka and IHOP. My Moms is babysitting my kid for the rest of the night. Wanna go back to your place?"
Sure but we'll pick up your kid first
I would like to ejaculate into the popcorn vessel
Wait your turn, buddy!
Anyone got a link or mega yet? Every link i find cuts off the last 30 minutes or so.
This "popcorn vessel" shit is even gayer than funko pops and I'm convinced it's bots constantly making threads about it.
I’ll just bring my bigger popcorn hat from when I saw Lincoln
>the hat is not made out of chocolate
they had ONE Job
Wouldn't the hot corn melt it.
I unironically regret not buying Dom's Charger. For the memes and all that.
>I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
>takes a bit of popcorn
>its about family
When i was a kid i could eat this popcorn and be fine.
As an adult i csn eat it but not even a whole small bag or else i feel very sick for the remainder of the day. Why is that?
Also, i don't add extra butter and staff adds no butter either.
Popcorn is dogshit tier
Same. I bring real food into the theater with me.
I dunno that looks like it would smell pretty good and just make me jealous if I was hungry and munching on stale pretzels a few seats over.
You probably don't even bring your own can of nacho cheese to dip it in you fricking scrub.
How much if I mine my own popcorn?
Popcorn vessel thread I coom.
Wtf the bastard in the back is flipping me off! Not cool!
Statistically speaking at least one of you frickers must own at least one popcorn vessel. Well, let's fricking see it.
The fricking movie ain't out yet ya spic
>he thinks there’s only one popcorn vessel
moron
The movie has already been out for a week in many countries.
>Hat Vessel
>Vessel
The frick? Can I take this shit to explore the Titanic wreckage?
[Logitech controller not included]
thirty fricking dollars wtf
I can buy an actual top hat for about that much
>every good snack starts with a dream
this isn't true about my snacks/dreams
Yes, I'll take the Surprise Glory Hole edition for an extra $5.99.
>1971 film budget
$3 million
>2023 film budget
$125 million
kek, what a grift
$30 and it isn't even made of chocolate? Rip off.
Hope Warners paid Popcorn Bro for this one:
>He's still working at the theater
🙁 I wanted better for him, bros...
Right??? He was on Jimmy Kimmel and The Oscars. Is he at least Assistant Manager by now?
Where's the butter??
> It's buttered popcorn
> He puts more butter on top
What do you want fatty? A cup of butter on the side for dipping?
>only one scoop
>no cool moves
>butter only on top
Everything that was cool about the first one is not present here. The best part was that he added a little popcorn at a time and added butter to each layer while doing cool spins and tosses between each one. This Wonka hat one is such a soulless recreation that misses the whole point.
god even popcorn fatty sucks in 2023
>only one scoop
Wonka popcorn hat only holds so much. It's not one of those ridiculously large buckets.
Still, he should do 2-3 scoops like he does in the old webm so the butter can be layered and he has opportunities to do interesting moves in between. There's no reason to heap a single overflowing scoop to fill the whole hat at once.
You're supposed to put in only a portion at a time so the butter can be added throughout instead of only putting it on the very top and leaving all the popcorn below the topmost layer dry.
Real kino enjoyers know the trick of sticking a plastic straw into the popcorn 3/4 of the way to the bottom of the bucket and pour the liquid butter down it. Slowly raise it and it will evenly distribute all throughout the popcorn ezpz
this is kind of forbidden knowledge and I don't know if you are supposed to be revealing all this
could do someone in
i'm willing to make that sacrifice for my Cinemaphile frens
they can try and get me
I'll shit myself to death before they break the door down
sic semper tyrannus
>fumbles hat vessel
>popcorn flies all over bare arm and back into trough
>spills popcorn all over the floor while buttering
>that look at the end
This man's soul is crushed.
management told him theyd had negative social media attention due to his popcorn antics and he had to tone it down or lose his job
and he needs that job
WHO CAN MAKE THE SUNRISE?
i chuckled, but then i got sad
The hat is probably worth it simply because it's sturdier than the bag. When you fill your popcorn bag with the liquid topping by the time you have enough for all the popcorn it drizzles down to the bottom and makes the bottom of the bag all soggy and it ends up ripping and tearing. The solid plastic would probably let the topping pool in the bottom of the hat so you could dip your candy bar in it after you finished your popcorn. It's like you guys don't even movie theater
This makes me think.
Popcorn buckets should just have a semipermeable column in the center of the bucket you can fill with popcorn butter.
This will naturally lubricate the popcorn from bottom to top just by stirring it. The top of the reservoir could be left open and then you could dip the popcorn in the top, but you had better be fast before it all leaks out.
A butter sponge cylinder in the middle of the bucket. This needs to be prototyped, this is such a good idea
>Coke Zero
how is it different than diet coke?
It tastes a lot more like regular Coke. Pretty much what they were going for with Diet Coke, which now is a distinct flavor some people like on it's own.
This Anon is from America.
This Anon is a drooling moron who should be deported if they live here at all.
Coke zero has no sugar, diet coke has reduced amount of sugar
wrong
but a surprising victory for the power of marketing
you don't read labels, huh?
I don't know what coke zero is like in your shtihole but mine has 0 sugar
diet coke also has zero sugar.
moron.
this has been debunked
Tastes different.
>live like a king
>2 br apt
lmao
You've never been to the midwest my man. Nobody out here's got shit so even low rung dudes eat good pussy. Cities got nothing on easy living in poor towns.
>$30 for popcorn
that's why movies are dying btw
most people don't care about that. they regret subjecting themselves to disgusting conditions for the privilege of seeing rotten movies
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