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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    international human trafficking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      most likely answer

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYBODY HAS GOT TO STOP WATCHING PORN NOW !!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on you, I can fap to my own imagination.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ME TOO! THIS IS MUCH PREFERABLE TO PORNOGRAPHY !!!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fatherland called for her.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i need her so bad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you lift?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no autistic indies gf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Maya actually speak Indo? We got little glimpses into Mymy and Coco's native tongues (Mymy "screaming in japsterdam" in deel 3 and Coco's "wat de fuk?" in deel 5) so they still retain some understanding of their home language. Is Maya the same or is she just a filthy Brabant (Belgian) detached from her roots?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Coco's native tongue Afrikaans? Whenever she speaks Dutch she may as well be speaking her native tongue.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Afrikaans
          How does that language wording and sound pronouncing works?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Afrikaans is bootleg Dutch

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to speak Dutch. Learn to speak German. Replace all of the German in Dutch with colonial pidgins.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Afrikaans
          How does that language wording and sound pronouncing works?

          IIRC some Dutchman told me that Coco constantly speaks "broken" dutch that sounds like Afrikaans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indos are uberassimilated, they're basically just Dutchmen with a darker complexion. If her mom is a recent Indonesian immigrant that might be different story though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they're basically just Dutchmen with a darker complexion.
          Aren’t Indonesians short?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it??????? cat box catbox please

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at the archive instead, it always saves everything. Its not that interesting though, I promise.

        https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141046618

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to make love and have children with the autistic Indonesian girl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How lucky…

          Pretty sure she would slender.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread? Was there a new episode or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Hoxxitron

      There's usually a new thread every couple of weeks or so

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mymy is an honorary chud

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.

      >Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
      >Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
      >Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
      >Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
      >Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
      >Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents

      The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like MASS-a

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >Mymy is an honorary chuB

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She hid in the baggage compartment of a passenger jet that was going to Amsterdam

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    'lig on the 'log

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I'll never be him but I wanted to make one of these myself

    DYYNV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gembo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are him and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its Japsterdam

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      filename

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't help but notice and get annoyed by how stupid her face is in the right part. Due for a redraw

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a drawfriend delivery, why not ask for a redraw in a drawthread?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well how bout that? I just thought it was one of massa's pieces before he found his style.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where did that GIF come from?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That gif is from Episode 3's post credits scene.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have any greentext about the Schoppenboers x (You)?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a distinct lack of greentext here. 'zelligs can't write for
      Please, before I have to make an actual effort and write something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly do you want me to write?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's getting the best head?

        There's

        [...]

        from the last thread

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          mymy
          but who is giving them?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chud, Nate and Shoyta

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          HEAD CHART NOW!!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's obviously mymy. Why is it even a question?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant sometime more in line with what was being asked, but point taken.
          Still, can you blame me for wanting more?

          what exactly do you want me to write?

          Take

          Do we have any greentext about the Schoppenboers x (You)?

          Bonus points if it's about picrel girl.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            here goes nothing:
            >I've been on the Netherlands 5 months so far
            >my father got a job here so we had to move
            >still can't understand much
            >school feels like a waste of time because of that
            >but it's fun watching those sisters piss off the teacher
            >one of them is a loner weirdo
            >doesn't speak much
            >one day I passed by her in the corridor
            >a bunch of crap feel off her locker
            >felt like being friendly and decided to help her pick it up
            >she looks confused
            >I catch something weird
            >it's... a dildo with a tentacle pattern?
            >what the frick
            >why was that inside her locker?
            >she starts panicking
            >I have no idea on what to do
            >her face is red like an apple
            >I drop it back into the locker
            >she runs away without saying a word
            >didn't see her again until the next week
            >we avoid eye contact after that

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nicely delivered. Now I'm left to wonder if Maya's toys are mostly tentacle themed (her taste for mollusk love films means that at least she finds them enticing)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I thought you hadn't seem it.
                How could a middle/high schooler even get toys like that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone did make a thread about her at 3am?

      Coombait slop

      It's not

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't, her parents gave her away to the nearest adoption center since she was dishonoraberu (they never told her big sister what happened)

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glemmy

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.

    >Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
    >Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
    >Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
    >Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
    >Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
    >Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents

    The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mymyxisters, our response?????

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
      The "body pillow" in question, I assume is the captain Koek pillow within Mymy's room.
      In Deel 1+2 Mymy is seen taking the pillow, we can clearly conclude that the pillow is WAY to small to be considered a body pillow. So therefore It can be determined that it is a normal pillow, not a body pillow.

      >Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
      In my honest opinion, haircut styles aren't nationalized. Your hair cut (if you aren't bald) might be from timbuktu, but you don't think you're an african now, do you?

      >Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms
      The majority of school uniforms for girls are white dress, tie and skirt, regardless if Mymy's clothing LOOKS like a japanese school uniform, doesn't mean that it is one.

      >Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
      You think that when people become mad, they turn tomato red and frown so much that their mouths go out of bounds from their face? Clearly this was a result of Vera's stress making her see and hear things that aren't true. Therefore it can be concluded that Mymy didn't speak Japanese at all.

      >Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
      Personally, I study things so I can hate things more accurately, and since Mymy is literally me clearly she does the same thing.

      >Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents
      boohoo thats her sisters fault isnt it?

      Sorry ching chong, mymy is aryan.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its obviously just a dialect from Drenthe.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maya should convert to her peoples religion and be wearing a hijab

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coombait slop

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Roco

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Maya be better if she got to keep her cat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would smother Mymy before I ever gave up my own cat

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >TOTAL GOONER DEATH
    >You're welcome
    Marge?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these threads were regular and hit bump limit in a respectable time
    >last 3 threads failed to hit bump limit and interaction is low
    The girls will begin to show up in those obscure waifu threads anytime now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just burnout. I normally wouldn't have started a thread so soon after the last but I still wanted to leave enough time for a proper embargo before Coco's birthday (which we are still doing, right?)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I know how the pre-July threads were like, only we don't have necrobumping.
      >The girls will begin to show up in those obscure waifu threads anytime now.
      Funnily, I saw Ongezellig mentioned once in another unrelated thread. Dunno if it means anything, though.

      Its just burnout. I normally wouldn't have started a thread so soon after the last but I still wanted to leave enough time for a proper embargo before Coco's birthday (which we are still doing, right?)

      Yeah, I would've mentioned that if I'd posted the newcomer information, but I didn't, so... anyway, yes, we're having an embargo from the 12th in preparation for Coco's birthday on the 16th. Preferably bring a present to post in honour of the birthday girl, we'd all appreciate it.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=BDzJDuiBoHBtxlMq
    Ready yourselves fellas, new shill opportunities rapidly approaching. It’s gotta be a lot of us if it’s gonna matter

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there something else besides the youtube episodes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 short comics, ai songs, the English dub done by ai, some pics from the world of Ongezellig released monthly by the creator himself and some fan art. That's all

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever makes the ai songs please try zombies on your lawn and have one of the girls sing it

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does MyMy hate Belgium?
    Why is this pilot so popular among s*yaks?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mymy hates Belgium because they suck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made the FAL thoughever

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          True

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Belgium really is a country that shouldn't exist, with half speaking Dutch and half speak French. Because of this, Mymy probably views it as a worse version of Netherlands. Belgium (if I'm not mistaken) is also lightly made fun of by the Dutch generally.

      The show is probably popular with the sharty because Mymy is mildly racist, and maybe they can relate to Maya a bit more than the average person. But its mostly just Mymy if I had to guess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Belgium really is a country that shouldn't exist
        People need to stop pretending that Belgium exists.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a worse version of the Netherlands.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like how Ireland is a worse version of England. I gotcha.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Irish ain't good for much, but they have the right idea by terrorizing that trash island and those Angloids.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mymy is right. Belgians are not a race. It's just a weird quick of the French Revolution and the Treaty of Paris.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    neuw deel, wat noo

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any updates on the grid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah lol forgot we were supposed to do that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you posting via carrier pigeon by chance? That was two months ago. Though if the guy who was organizing it wants to repost the latest version we can probably fill out the rest of the slots now. Maybe we can even finish the outro sing while we're at it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you posting via carrier pigeon by chance?
        Black person I was asking if anyone added to the grid, not how FOMO I am or how slow my internet is when getting updates on things smartass

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woah man. Take a chill pill. Simmer down a little. Mellow out, even. I'm just fooling around.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            NGL Seeing Mymy lezzing out with Maya would be hot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              triptrvth
              If this ever became a show, they'd probably make for some good chemistry between one another. Like a Gumball and Darwin or Flapjack and Knuckles-like dynamic, with Coco being the Anais or Bubby of the trio.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If there's gonna be some lesbo scene, there better be some ecchi & lewd scenes. Romantic shit is boring, & GirlGirl scenes are more fun when the girls are doing sex things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              STOP WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY NOW

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Give me a state appointed hot girlfriend, then I'll stop. Until then, jacking off to cartoons will just have to do.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any girl who’s worthwhile would shoot themselves if they were mandated by law to be with someone who jerk offs to cartoons

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good. That makes the relationship even better.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              uuuh drawgays?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No drawgays here friend. The good kind at least. The show isn't really something they're interested in. Talked to one of them and it's not his kind of thing. The ones that were here though got burnt out and bored. Will probably be back when some big news or something happens

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                WRITEgayS THEN

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We can only hope drawgays are busy preparing for Coco's birthday. But that isn't stopping us from getting something here and there.

                WRITEgayS THEN

                We already have proof that, with some encouragement, we can get some nice greentexts on these threads.

                [...]
                This is the best I can do without feeling ashamed of myself

                Don't be ashamed. You delivered, and it's far more than what most have contributed around here. Also, nice

                Borger

                Dammit, now I want one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NGL Seeing Mymy lezzing out with Maya would be hot.

                This is the best I can do without feeling ashamed of myself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah lol forgot we were supposed to do that

      Are you posting via carrier pigeon by chance? That was two months ago. Though if the guy who was organizing it wants to repost the latest version we can probably fill out the rest of the slots now. Maybe we can even finish the outro sing while we're at it.

      NTA, but I do have it, see picrel.
      Here's also the full resolution image so you can do as you please: https://files.catbox.moe/68wurn.png
      Squares that have already been delivered:
      A2
      B3
      B5
      C2
      C4
      D2
      D3
      D5
      F4
      G1
      G5
      G6
      H2
      And deliveries that haven't been added to the grid yet:
      C5: https://files.catbox.moe/j7pv6h.png
      A3: https://files.catbox.moe/oj4fjy.png
      A1: https://files.catbox.moe/ndec2k.png
      F3: https://files.catbox.moe/7bqr4n.png
      If you want to add to it you can, I'll keep the deliveries until he comes back to finish or all the squares get done, at which point I'll put it together.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sharty version is about 6,000,000 times better than this shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sharty?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised nobody added the previous 4. I'll keep the project file in case of any misalignment.
        I didn't connect the grid in A3 because I though it looked good with the grid merging with the grid to the right and above, probably what the creator intended.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised nobody added the previous 4. I'll keep the project file in case of any misalignment.
        I didn't connect the grid in A3 because I though it looked good with the grid merging with the grid to the right and above, probably what the creator intended.

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boat

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    /cacacoco/ won

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five Nights at Zellig's

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who sleeps on their stomach?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sleep skydiver-mode when I’m having a tough day.

        [spoilers]I always sleep skydiver-mode[/spoilers]

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do
        either on my stomach or on the side

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do
        t. just woke up
        I prop my chest up a bit on one arm and pillow so that my head can comfortably lay sideways on the bed or pillow
        I can't sleep any other way

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone explain to me why this simple web cartoon invites the absolute most unhinged and manic of individuals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there really no one else really watching it. If it was more popular online with a more "reasonable" social media following, there'd be a standard for what fans should act like.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so sharty migrants literally just picked up the shit nobody else wanted so they can have anything to call their own? man...

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw someone post about the show on the Cinemaphile game awards sticky, it's really cute! Hopefully it gets a continuation soon, i need more Coco.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, we all hope so too, but it's not exactly a soon possibility due to Massa's financial situation, see picrel. But if you want to help out and get your Coco fix, then you can give Massa five of your monies here: https://petjeaf.com/studiomassa
      And if you're still here, can you link to the thread? I can't seem to find it in the archive

      Gimme your theories and I'll try to make an Ongezellig Iceberg.

      I'll call this one "Dutch Zoos" and add it somewhere near the bottom.

      There's this post from before my time, which should have everything needed for an iceberg: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138493646/#q138496882
      Personally,
      >Maya's imaginary friends are based on real people
      At this point I think we all accept they're real, but it takes some reasoning and paying Massa five monies to conclude such and even then we can only definitely say Epke was based on the man on the bus, so Anke is technically still up for debate. Also
      >the pilot takes place in 2019
      Since Monday 14th October as shown by Maya's phone is only possible in 2019 since she uses Brave, first released in 2018, and the Google translate interface Vera uses was discontinued in 2023.
      >Massa canceled Ongezellig to spite the international audience.

      X80YY

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
        >Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if gaynkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
        >Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
        >No fricking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
        >Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
        >TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
        This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that's why creator-lead businesses fail

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another thing too. The internationals that make up 10-15% of the views are disproportionately interested in the show. Any random Dutch guy can watch Ongezellig with no barrier after it pops up in their recommended, but most internationals have to search it out to watch it.

          In Massacord, internationals make up the majority of conversation, and internationals make up ~25% of petje.af donators at a glance (despite petje.af being much more out-of-the-way for the non-Dutch)

          I get that the show is targeted exclusively to the Dutch since Massa wanted Ongezellig to be picked up by a studio that would likely do just that, but there was a LOT of lost potential here. Especially now that Ongezellig will most likely only be continued through self-production anyway.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
          Anyone ever questioned Massa about it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, a while ago and he said he doesn't see a need for Ongezellig merch, for some reason. I'd back it up with screenshots but I weirdly didn't save them so you'll have to do without.
            It is worth nothing that there has been Ongezellig merchandise previously, being physical copies of Maya's Sweet 16, but that was in 2018 and the extent of it to my knowledge.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I should clarify, he doesn't see a need *currently.* I don't remember entirely the screenshot, but he did use the word maybe, implying a possibility in the future. If you want to know more, you can always ask him in Massadonië.

              Verification not required.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I should clarify, he doesn't see a need *currently.* I don't remember entirely the screenshot, but he did use the word maybe, implying a possibility in the future. If you want to know more, you can always ask him in Massadonië.

              Verification not required.

              >Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
              Anyone ever questioned Massa about it?

              Here you go
              >Merch is low priority for me
              >I'd much rather be making animations than making shirts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually this is probably what you were looking for. Kind of weird that he says this though since Ongezellig never met its fundraising goal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually this is probably what you were looking for. Kind of weird that he says this though since Ongezellig never met its fundraising goal.

                Yeah, massa is a fricking moron. He has talent and a gift, but he's too fricking stupid to get any sort of help from it and it's genuinely infuriating to see. It's not hard at all to make merch, people would probably even do it for free, just so they can have the chance to see more ongezellig. 2 guys even gave free fricking publicity on timesquare using their own damn money. If he's saying he'll continue when he has money, then why not do the fucning tried and true method of merchandise

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you could live in an alternate universe where the show were sold to Vivienne and would get regular episodes once a month would you do it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick no that's a fate worse than death. Anything to keep that fanbase away from this show.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Death before dishonor. I'd rather take the single episode, monthly illustrations, the community we already have, and the tiny chance the series might continue over a bona fide tranime.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is that he's not against merch but he also doesn't want to be entirely dependent on it either since it's a bit volatile

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Despite being moronic in the economic, marketing and merchandising department, I can't say I'd fault him too much since I know exactly how it feels trying to put yourself out there making a business out of yourself. The thought of having to do marketing, making negotiations, pumping out content on the daily all the while doing usual money managing bullshit + hiring and managing people for those roles, it's genuinely stressful and only those who are up for the task can manage such a role. I think Massa does know what goes into getting a show off the ground which is why he's currently playing it safe and sticking to his current animation job that pays well enough and is just coasting off of petjeaf donations when he uploads a video once in a blue moon.

                tl;dr While Massa is missing every opportunity he can at making a profit for his show and making it a reality, I can understand the stress, hustle and fear that comes with pitching your show up to investors that it'd just be way easier to stick to what you're currently used to (especially as he's had to deal with juggling 2 jobs + zellig at once in the past before).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd add the fact that Massadonië (outside the international containment channel), his weekly streams and his core Dutch audience have all kept the spirit of the cozy, like-minded community that sprung up when he started doing small animations and the first deel of Ongezellig's pilot. It's no coincidence that Massa doesn't feel like pushing his work to an international community and doing any kind of networking or merchandising, as all precedent shows he's more than comfortable where he is and has been for the last 6 years or so (after all, the Maya's Sweet 16 thing ended up shipping to a few people in the Dutch speaking sphere)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >free fricking publicity on timesquare
                pictures of it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even better, videos:

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                When are we getting a third video to complete this Orange trilogy you SLFs

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was in those threads. Probably the best zellig threads I've been in

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is that Mymy from?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still have my regrets

                Fricking based, never sell out swamplander

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should have said they were younger just for banter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate you sharing the reasoning behind pinning down the date on which the pilot takes place I wrote on the wiki

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome, thank you for putting down the reasoning for why it can't be 2024. I don't use Google translate so I couldn't articulate why other than, "obviously, duh."

          Why is the file name idiot?

          It cropped up around the same time as the guy who kept saying Massa cancelled Ongezellig to spite the international fanbase; as such a misconception had been harshly debunked, I named it idiot to associate it with him and be able to quickly debunk his nonsense when he popped. Despite that, I have no hard feelings towards him, his posts were a treasure of these threads.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the file name idiot?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    most people don't know this, but Japanese are a frequent feature of zoos in the Netherlands. Mymy likely escaped from one of these zoos and convinced her adoptive parents that she was actually a Dutch-woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme your theories and I'll try to make an Ongezellig Iceberg.

      I'll call this one "Dutch Zoos" and add it somewhere near the bottom.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Maya's mom died when she was young so her father remarried to a woman who is infertile which is why they bothered to adopt 2 other girls to compensate (evidence being Maya having green, round eyes and maybe hazel hair whereas her mom in the Sweet 16 comic shows her with brown almond shaped eyes with black hair.
        >Maya is a Hapa child (See points above about her having round eyes and not almond shaped like Mymy's or her mother's)
        >"Mimi" is the fan name given to Mymy's bio-sister
        >Vera is a Slav (based on the name being of Slavic origin)
        >Maya's imaginary friends are based on real people she met and likes to imagine hanging out with them (see Maya's Conversation comic when she interacted with a similar looking dude)
        >"Koos" was a warning sign from Massa himself on what would transpire a few years after the show's conception.
        >Curry & Mayo were the precursor to Maya and Coco
        >The Zellig Timesquare incident
        >Maya actually has Autism
        >Coco's parents were either killed by a pack of Black folk or from a car crash
        >Which girl is actually the oldest (I know people have discussed about which one is older based on their birth dates, Maya's Sweet 16, etc. but I can't be assed to remember or look it up atm)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a strong chance Maya actually does have autism. Each of these represents an actual symptom.
          >Covered her ears because in the carnival illustration when the other sisters were unbothered
          >Is told she needs to practice her eye contact by Vera
          >Prefers self-isolation over socialization
          >Jerks away from Coco when she touches her in deel 5
          >Can't maintain/start conversations
          >Monotone speech
          >Makes fun of Coco's dead parents after Coco tried to help her (inappropriate social behavior)
          >Fiddles with and sucks on hoodie strings
          >Is only seen eating kuridnoten/pepernoten (preference for specific foods)

          Also worth adding autism is most common with European and Japanese ancestry. Maybe Maya's mom is a Jap? That might also explain how Mymy got from Japan to the Netherlands and answer

          https://i.imgur.com/EO8sN25.png

          How did Mymy even escape from Japan anyway?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of those are just neurodivergent behaviors not specific to autism.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot
            >Hides away in the bathroom after feeling strong emotional distress/overload (When she gets cut off by Vera in deel 3 + Nearly gets thrown out the window by Coco)

            That right there is peak autistic behavior.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can relate to most of these symptons
            It's so fricking over

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Covered her ears because in the carnival illustration when the other sisters were unbothered
            Because the speech bubble is closest to her, Coco is busy hitting a punching bag, and Mymy is paying close attention to coco
            >Is told she needs to practice her eye contact by Vera
            Because she's socially anxious
            >Prefers self-isolation over socialization
            Because she's socially anxious and introverted
            >Jerks away from Coco when she touches her in deel 5
            Coco touched her because she wanted her to stay, Maya jerked away because she wanted to leave.
            >Can't maintain/start conversations
            Again, because she's socially anxious
            >Monotone speech
            That's just how God made her.
            >Makes fun of Coco's dead parents after Coco tried to help her (inappropriate social behavior)
            You might be on to something here
            >Fiddles with and sucks on hoodie strings
            That's a pretty common habit among individuals who are socially awkward and nervous
            >Is only seen eating kuridnoten/pepernoten (preference for specific foods)
            She's a picky eater.

            Don't mean to burst your bubble anon, just want to present an alternative point of view

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should be a deel where the girls to to Artis and Mymy finds her family.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funnily enough, despite being from south america, i have a higher chance of having had a dutch ancestor than Mymy.

    • 5 months ago
      guy

      Let me guess, Guyana, Suriname or Northeast Brasil?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not guy, I was just mocking him in another thread

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q123648798

    Looks like somebody made a Wikipedia page for her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why she's my favorite

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My my, what do we have here. An Ongezellig thread?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a plan for another season?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paid by whk? The ad revenue and crowdfunding is barely enough to cover the labor costs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh so there isn't a lot of money for another?
        I'm just curious buddy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, this isn't another Hazbin Hotel or Digital Circus case

          The fact that it's a solo project (besides voices obviously) doesn't help

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right now Ongezellig is not canceled but on hiatus. And I'm nit-picking here but it would technically be a second episode, not season. Ongezellig was paused when the fundraising goal only raised 1800/2500 euros monthly to continue, and the fundraiser has since been cancelled. If there's a big enough surge in popularity (one recently happened, and we're still feeling the wake of it) and fundraising support on Massa's non-ongezellig petje.af page it might be continued. Right now Massa is just working on the history project though, which should be out relatively soon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're still feeling the wake of it
        Wdym

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some Russian TikTok account made an Ongezellig edit in October that got millions of views, and the view counts on each of the deels continues to climb relatively quickly today.

          how the frick does this series not get money thrown at it?
          kind of a shame, it's really really good

          The biggest thing is that its in Dutch and the marketing is minimal. But it has still done well with the international audience anyway.

          >Massa's non-ongezellig petje.af page
          Where

          https://petjeaf.com/studiomassa
          The new page charges 5 euros per video (which is like 7.50 a year total) compared to 5-15 euros monthly on the defunct Ongezellig page. It'll be in Dutch only and ask for Euros but you are able to join internationally regardless of currency. You'll also get all the paypiggy bonuses.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick does this series not get money thrown at it?
        kind of a shame, it's really really good

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dubbed in dutch

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          >Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
          >Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if gaynkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
          >Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
          >No fricking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
          >Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
          >TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
          This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Massa's non-ongezellig petje.af page
        Where

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right here: https://petjeaf.com/studiomassa

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fundraiser has since been cancelled
        It's on hiatus, and it'd start back again with a short notice beforehand to former contributors if Ongezellig were to continue production. The first petje.af was made in response to overwhelming popular demand to throw money at it, and it'd make no sense for it to not come back if such a surge in popularity were to take place

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The first petje.af was made in response to overwhelming popular demand to throw money at it,
          You would think it would get more than a mere 110 subscriber's

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first petjeaf had 245 backers with 1800 euros being raised monthly.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://mega.nz/folder/wH1FxTqD#TaV9p40IymmrR9brpOq0KQ

    Here is all the zellig material from the shary.
    Disfruten.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post her pussy, that should clear things up

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't japan one of few POC first world countries? Why would she want to escape it?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you guys feel if the pilot was followed up with a movie instead of a show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would it be about tho? Maya and the lost cure for autism?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how all the girls are ongezellig. coco ends up up being tricked and traficked, mymy ends up getting shot by police, and maya ends up killing herself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mymy's rise to power over the untermensch, while she tries to hide she's related to a filthy belgian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea of what exactly but I'd just want a longer version of the pilot where Maya ends up in a messy situation and has to confront her issues.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, where did she get the bow? For the last couple of years she seemed relatively normal up until she went on her whole Dutch LARP and adopted the orange hair + red bow combo. Was it something she always had or did she get it from whatever clothing store was near her?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that third picture

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mymy is clearly Aryan, take your meds, schizo

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody else noticed that Maya's hair kind of looks like an onion?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Maya is a character with layers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She smells and she makes me cry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mymy Mia!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its-a me! Mayio!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      First Schoppenboer sister confirmed religion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      First Schoppenboer sister confirmed religion.

      coal, the sisters are all roman catholic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell what shes saying without knowing dutch thats cool

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the religious implications of Maya being a satanist? Besides trying to summon an Incubus (or Succubus if she's feeling adventurous)

      0HDAV

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAGGGGH I WANT TO WHOLESOMELY MARRY MYMY AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH HEEEEEER

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any Dutch speaking anon here who could tell me if it's worth learning a bit of Dutch to understand the content better or are the translations good enough to the point where I'm not missing out on anything, like are there any puns or word plays that don't translate to English well?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iam pretty sure the translations are mostly fine but theres still alot of references to Dutch culture that you might not understand.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like with my Chinese cartoons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're talking about Ongezellig specifically there are puns here and there that get lost in translation, but as the other anon said, you'll mostly miss the cultural references. As for the rest of Massa's catalogue, the cultural aspect is still the biggest issue, but there's more that gets lost in translation. Whichever way it is, if you wanna learn the language head over to Cinemaphile and check the sticky and the /lang/ general thread to get yourself started

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you by any chance know how zellig has gained such an international following? Because i still cant really grasp how its enjoyable without speaking Dutch or knowing anything about Dutch culture.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        (NTA)
        Look I can laugh at the hentai and racism jokes and also find the situations relatable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but the girls have quirky personalities which can be universally appreciated. Also, a not insignificant amount of autistic people for some reason get fixated on foreign cultures like anime and Euro cartoons rather than consuming homemade culture. This probably stems from them giving themselves a pass for not getting weird social intricacies in foreign cultures that they can't give themselves for their native culture.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of jobs/education would each of the sisters pursue after school?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mymy
      police officer, politician, maybe business owner or manager
      >Coco
      lawyer, doctor, , office job, something very normie
      >Maya
      artist, programmer, probably janitor or burger flipper in the end

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having Coco as a lawyer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so cocover.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coco wants to cure all diseases and end war, so probably doctor or politician.

      Mymy wants to be a Queen or Prime Minister with 6 kids, so also politician that or a war criminal

      Maya is forever a wagecuck stuck in a small apartment playing vidya and schleecking, lmaooooo
      aka my ideal wife

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aka my ideal wife
        Your ideal wife is someone that is just going to depend on you like a leech?

        • 5 months ago
          Hoxxitron

          Yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can make her a better person

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did you get that pic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once a NEET, always a NEET.
        Maya's gonna coast the rest of her life in a dingy apartment funded only by NEETbux and her sisters love.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are NEETbux? If I tried this shit in my country I'd just be homeless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maya might take advantage of the fact everyone thinks she has autism for some easy social benefits and pity from one of her sisters. She'll probably convince Coco to let her live with her in the future to coast rent-free while being able to buy whatever she wants with her neetbux.

          [...]
          >this totes made rod-sama go into hiding uwu 🙁
          Kindly frick off back to twatter. Noone here gives a single flying frick about a few meanie comments from obvious shitposters.

          You and your ilk is the single worst thing that could happen to the ongezellig threads here. No, not the sharttards. YOU. Because you are fricking teenagers trying extremely hard to fit in. This and your autistic obsession to a point where you're actually talking about strategies to trick streamers into shilling the show and other equally obsessed bullshit is why I stopped bothering with the threads despite having been a part of them since the concepts for deel 1 was posted years ago. Now I just add threads to threadwatcher and sift through them when they hit archive, to see if there's any drawhomosexualry worth saving.

          shut the frick up lmao

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stay, just dropping by the unfinished drawing of Kiki/Cato/Mymy I told you about a few weeks ago, hope you'll like it!

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mymy rocking that Tintin look

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sfx for the correct and incorrect letters are now playing in my head

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she was real…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you could draw, aigay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I wish I could

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are girls out there like her, go to the gym and quit porn and you’ll be able to talk to one

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The speech that singlehandedly made Kiki go -ACK!

    0YJ0Y

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fast and easily could you kill the girls?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maya will take less than a minute. she wouldn't notice me sneaking upbbehind her while she watches porn and then BAM! i grab her head from behind and snap he neck
      mymy will be tricky, her battle experience in various school shootings have taught her to always be aware of her surroundings so sneaking up on her just isn't possible. instead i'd trick her.l by wearing a bullet proof vest and falling over when she shoots me, then when she closes in for a stylish finish i will kick the gun away from her hand and punce on her and proceed to choke her out. i'd wager 10-15 minutes
      coco will take forever no matter what i do, whether i sneak attack her or fool her, her health bar is just too high. i'll have to cheese her and stay out of range while doing damage until she falls. possibly an hour

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coco when I unveil my conceal-carry claymore mine meant to kill us both

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kapitein Koek is an actual cookie mascot who had his own show in Holland
    What? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGRDsJHRQ4

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a sheet music or piano roll/midi for the ending theme of Ongezellig? Feeling like doing a gameboy cover of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here ya go chud, all of the songs transcribed for use: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip
      (If you get a warning that this folder is full of viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, and if you don't believe me use virustotal to check it)

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this totes made rod-sama go into hiding uwu 🙁
    Kindly frick off back to twatter. Noone here gives a single flying frick about a few meanie comments from obvious shitposters.

    You and your ilk is the single worst thing that could happen to the ongezellig threads here. No, not the sharttards. YOU. Because you are fricking teenagers trying extremely hard to fit in. This and your autistic obsession to a point where you're actually talking about strategies to trick streamers into shilling the show and other equally obsessed bullshit is why I stopped bothering with the threads despite having been a part of them since the concepts for deel 1 was posted years ago. Now I just add threads to threadwatcher and sift through them when they hit archive, to see if there's any drawhomosexualry worth saving.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      New 'asta just dropped

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's very possible that he was scared away by the meanie comments from shit posters because artists tend to be b***hes like that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I simply can't imagine somebody draws and posts shota without expecting at least one guy to tell him to kill himself (especially Hoxxitron)

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There they go

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cleo driving her Fries slavemaster back to the tulip plantation again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they're having romantic lesbian sex

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the gang here actually watches Adventure Time?

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borger

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maya you fat ugly greasy frick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not nice

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What she said to Coco wasn't nice

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What coco did afterwards wasn’t nice either

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a response to what Maya did. A just response. Were it me I would have let Maya fall. Still, Coco is the only one who actually apologized for it. A genuine apology. Not one made out of fear and dishonesty. Maya wasn't sorry, she was sorry she couldn't back up her words.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers when the character is flawed

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                homosexuals (Hoxxi) when people like better characters rather than ugly neet girls

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but he clearly wasn't complaining about Maya being flawed. He only stating that Maya deserved Coco's reaction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ape out to words bro, it's totally just
                I'm not even a "le word is just a le sound" bastard but wow, what an uncivilized take.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Were it me I would have let Maya fall.
                Is this really worth to go to juvenile for?

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All four letter names
      I'm losing my mind

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think Maya's parents names are?

        >both four letters
        yeah that tracks

        https://nameberry.com/popular-names/netherlands
        >The most popular names in Netherlands in 2022 are topped by Emma and Noah.
        Both 4 letters. The rest of the list is also all around 4 letters. Wat de fok?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking something more native to Indos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think Maya's parents names are?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fort and nite

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >both four letters
          yeah that tracks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of the guys are happy
      Peak Germanic

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this gif is pretty cute, like coco lol

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what will you do to her?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would put some more clothes on her. Her current outfit is very undignified.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      first of all, Maya could never be this attractive
      second, just commission someone please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lick her pussy but with the condition that she hadn't bathe for two weeks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Okay

      Dude. What did you use to make them, and the prompt.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should quit porn, buddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Okay

      She looks like she loves to get blind folded and choked.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Okay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going to post like a degenerate at least don't rely on an AI to do it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >AIslop, or however I seethe on my childrens cartoons board

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            in english

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mymy and kiki yuri will happen one day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is brainrot. How does being a queer affect your brain so much that you can not process anything as not being queer?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something something, the degredation of society

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why can't any of the characters be straight?

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the actually chances of her becoming a school shooter?

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I relate to maya because I was also forced to give away my 2 cats when I was a kid.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    1. She's funny and eccentric
    2. She's a jap who larps as a real Dutch woman, which is funny
    3. I like her orange hair
    4. She's cute, and so is her biological sister
    5. She is heckkin based and tradpilled for wanting 6 million children, or however my Krauts are gassed and starved.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    1.) I don't like the Japanese and she's a race traitor.
    2.) She is anti-incest, even in the case of adoption (as a manga reader I enjoy a break from all the faux incest)
    3.) She takes her lumps and doesn't b***h about people retaliating against her funny wacky antics

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No clue why this was deleted but here's why I like Mymy:

    1. Self-hating Jap is a funny concept
    2. Hyper-critical of Maya's degenerate behavior
    3. Is completely insane with dreams of achieving great power
    4. Autistic fascination with the Dutch Empire and the history of the Netherlands

    [...]
    Dude. What did you use to make them, and the prompt.

    Quit porn NOW

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i will not let you tell me that my reason is not good enough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In case some people haven't yet seen, we've agreed to an embargo on these threads until the 16th (Coco's Birthday).

      Before this thread slides (which I think will and should happen shortly) I just want to say I love the art you make.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kind of moronic. I forgot to mention the embargo starts at the end of the day today (December 12)

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coco dressed as miku

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mymy dressed as miku
      (^w^)/

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mymy french kissing Maya

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >checks booru
      >nothing
      now this i did not see coming

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hecks booru
        which one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the first one and plus. tons of porn, but zero kissing. it's genuinely shocking.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Schoolocaust if real

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now zis is a weapon trrrrrrr

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hotline Mymymi: Hiroshima's Revenge

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it might be in there. i was searching maya and mymy specifically . but it just goes to show that maya gays and mymy gays are too degenerate for kissing. they just cut straight to the fricking

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Introducing Coco to skibidi toilet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Introducing Coco to child porn and making her think it's normal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Introducing Coco to child porn and making her think it's normal

      Not introducing her to motherhood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        introduce her to mother son incest

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    blidfolding coco and having her play a guessing game where she feels an object with her tongue and tries to guess what it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coco, please fricking stop eating out Maya's sweaty, hairy, musky pussy. I am on my knees BEGGING you to stop being so moronic...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aw puss, why'd you tell me? i wanted to guess it on my own!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, is "puss" some kind of saying in the Netherlands? I have never heard anyone say "puss" outloud before, is that the equivalent of saying "damn" or something?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            FAKE ONGE
            FOUND A FAKE ONGE
            GET READY TO RAPE AND KILL

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Poes" is a common Afrikaans swear word (it might be THE Afrikaans swear word in fact). In Dutch it's still a swear word but it's considered a less rude version of "kut" (think "pussy" vs. "c**t", though they're used differently from the English equivalents).

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very informative, thank you anon

              W0PP0H

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How lucky…

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Maya's body chubby or anorexic? I can't see she looking any other way.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she seems quite skinny , but her butt could be big considering she sit in front of computer all day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks skinny to me

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so actually why does mayas bed creak at night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an old bed and she moves around a lot at night

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >levenslied
    >looks it up
    Wtf, this is what Levenslied music sounds like? Damn, maybe not all Dutch music sounds like Holland 1945

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