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I love Ongezellig.
I honestly thought that flash gitz crop was official art. Would love to see massa make a spinoff comicstrip with alternate versions of the 3
>Maya, Mymy and Coco are the host for a Native American exchange student
Would be based.
kino
Imagine a Flash Gitz Ongezellig
It'd just be a bunch of jokes about the Dutch that go on for too long
Flash Gitz doing a Dutch bit would be tiring and annoying very quickly.
Flash Gitz doing an American bit Ongezellig style would work pretty well.
Flash Gitz doing a true Massa skit would get them death threats.
Racist mymy
>Racist Maya
Maya does a 180 on her personality and kills her teacher while saying really shitty one liner zingers based on Dutch culture
F E E T
Do people really pay this little attention to class in Dutch schools?
I love the stoned blonde 2nd from the left of the last row.
inb4 she isnt stoned and shes just moronic
Coco's friend?
same
>fascist pedo thread
kek
>fascist pedo
Explain
>...Anonymous
>07/07/22(Thu)07:46:01 No.131683322
pedo thread
>kek
Welcome to Cinemaphile
>Cinemaphile
I love how easy it is to spot people who don't know the site by just looking at how they spell it.
>he said while on Cinemaphile
the millennial urge to call everything fascist
>2 gorillion weeks until deel 6
was she used goods
She’s probably still a virgin
how old is she
39 yo wizard here!
Has anyone successfully donated?
Yes and I regret not downloading all the art on the g drive. Might do a one time dono again after I get a job
I signed up about a week ago but the charge still hasn't gone through. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt for now since I'm on another continent across the ocean from them. It would probably work faster if it used Paypal.
I suspected something was wrong with the payment when it was pending for over an hour so I called my credit card company to confirm that I did indeed donate to the windmill person.
You might have to do the same
I checked my bank account but nothing has happened. If they saw a dubious charge from far off European lands they would have sent me a message.
I just want to help get new episodes finished.
If anything I'd just give them a call cause the first time I tried to donate my card declined the donation. The second time I called while it was still "pending"
american racist, you should only donate money to ukraine. you rich bogit
This is what happens when you give money to the Dutch
ive been a patron since his pet.af started yeah
I've been doing it for a year or two now. I don't even know how long. It's all in some bullshit language and so I can't tell what's going on.
To get 2 minutes of animation every half a year? No thank you I'd rather spend on money on alcohol since that stays in my system longer than the average episode lasts.
>why would i want to support an artist changing the world in a permanent way when i can feed my addiction and damage my body at the same time?
I joke, I actually wasted my last salary in Alibaba stocks, those are getting pretty valuable for some reason I can't care to compreend.
Decent move, China is only going to grow from here on out.
America is destroying itself and Europe is on the brink of civil war.
Eh, the more you read about China the more very serious problems they have as well. Maybe they'll keep growing, but it's not obvious or guaranteed.
China just keeps putting band aids on everything, it's gonna collapse at some point
China's demographics are really, really bad. Socialist population control was a self-own which will come home to roost fairly soon.
They'll be fine. They averted Africa's fate by limiting the birthrate of Han Chinese to 1 per family. Now they increased it.
It's too late they can't avoid the same kind of bullshit the shrinking societies of Japan and most of Europe are suffering...but even worse.
Yeah. Been donating for over a year now.
how do i get a coco gf
Work at pizzahut
Go to South Africa
Needs more boobs also Coco did nothing wrong
How do I date Coco in real life??
DUTCH IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE STOP FALLING FOR THE MEMES
Ik ook
>Puss.
Puss.
-y
Dutch is what happens when English and German get drunk in a room together and the Belgians watch.
Please.
>Portuguese speak Brazilian
>Spain speaks Ay Tequila!
Maak me jouw sletje papa
dutch is just gay German
Both German and Dutch are gay. Gay for you!
German is just gay Dutch
HOLLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY. YOU ARE A KRAUT WITH BRAIN DAMAGE.
Correct, Holland is a pair of provinces.
ALLER DUITSERS ZIJN HOOOOOOOMO
>KRAUT WITH BRAIN DAMAGE.
So regular german?
>HOLLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
You mean Belgium.
Belgium is not a real country.
Holland/Dutchland/Netherland is as real as any Dutchman's Nether Hole.
Dutch is pretty close to ancient German, much closer than modern German. So you can reasonably argue that today's German is just a word durch dialect
Though I think Icelandic is the most conservative Germanic language. Which would also make sense considering it's an island out by itself and that does tend to lead to conservative linguistic evolution.
Iceland is only 1100 years old, and Icelandic was only standardized 900 years ago. Dutch IIRC first appeared around 800, giving it least a century's leg-up.
That doesn't really tell us much about how each language evolved over that time though. We also may be arguing over different things. But, I don't know. I know icelandic is a very conservative language, but don't know enough to argue anything further about it vs dutch.
The whole point might be meaningless because looking at a short summary of the history of Germanic languages, Dutch comes from West Germanic and the Saxon languages, Icelandic from North Germanic and the Scandinavian languages. So, the split of the two might predate much or any written language which makes comparison hard. There's reconstructive efforts, but I don't know about it.
So, tldr; don't know nothing about sucking dicks.
Post more zellig you bastards
I have lost litres of cum to Vera
That sounds unhealthy. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
I shall not.
I will continue to do so and keep commissioning artists to make more material
Did you reach out to the lawcomic guy? He drew the young Vera daydreaming of becoming a teacher, according to his instagram. I would like to see more like that, but am too broke to commission anybody.
What is up with these reactions?
How do you guys not see that this miserable teacher is the best?!
She would most likely insult me and be bored as frick during sex wich only makes it hotter in a way. But after you pump her full she is into and shows affection to you in the end.
Hell for some it might be hotter if you imagine yourself being a student of hers.
She's not bored, she's depressed. She'll never have children and being surrounded by teenagers who remind her of her age and bareness just makes it worse.
You'll either remind her of the future she could have had or how disappointing it is now.
Best to stay away from her.
But what if you can re ignite that spark in her with the love you can give her. Seeing how she makes you feel might make her change.
She takes you to her messy apartment, you dont mind which makes her smile, you get drunk with her and order takeout, play some games. She realizes she might be older but that doesn't mean she cant enjoy these things anymore.
Now she wont get all happy but im sure she would ease up a bit. Being more relaxed in a way
Ok, anon, here's what you have to do. You have to make her completely forget that she's old now. Don't mention her age at all. Make her drunk or high, preferably both. Don't worry, it's legal in Holland. You have to look at her with absolute love and lust. If she even hints at being too old or not looking good anymore, you'll have to tell her she's perfect. Just talk about how great she is and what you two can do together.
It won't work out in the long run, but you can have some fun nights together.
Pretty much what i was aiming at to begin with.
Fricking love her
Why wouldn't it work out in the long run?
She's old. She won't build a life with you at her age. If she doesn't realize this after the first night, she will after a few weeks.
Nah man, older people can still build families. Maybe not with kids and all, but they can find someone, build a relationship, and spend many happy years together. Besides, she's not even that old, she's just mature, she has seen and lived through many moments, that's worth more than gold
how old is vera
if she's infertile she'll only be useful for sex and physical abuse and nothing else
She must be in her 40's.
>how old is vera
I guess 32yo
Judging by these images
(the middle one's fanart but the others are official) with her Sega and Nirvana paraphernalia, she's probably at least in her late 30s or early 40s.
Most of the clues (sailor moon, the nirvarna poster, the mega drive) there suggests the year is 94 or 95 and she looks like a ~15 year old teenager. Early 40s seems most plausible.
However, if Sailor Stars is famous for a scene with a weird eye glitch it could be 97-98, which would put her in the late 30s.
If you have to ask, she's too old.
If she loves you that much, why is she denying you the joy of having your own children?
>older people can still build families
>Maybe not with kids
Dude just get a heckin dogerino!!!
>dogerino!!!
Someone translate this
You don't know what a fur baby is??! Dude! Me and my wife LOVE our little fur babies! They are just like kids but less annoying
I meant as in they can be with each other, to hell with that furbaby stuff.
I think I'd just call that a marriage rather than a family.
>On average, men expel between 1.25 and 5.00 ml (1/4 of a teaspoon to 1 teaspoon) of semen each time they ejaculate.
Considering you're talking about "liters", we can assume you've ejaculated at least 2 liters, 2 liters divided by, at the most, 5 milliliter equals to 400 thousand cumshots.
The first time Vera appeared was on July 20th, 2019. Rounding that up it means that almost exactly three years has passed between then and now: 1095 days.
Dividing those two numbers equals to around 365 cumshots. A day. Or to more precise, around 20 cumshots every hour if we remove 6 hours of sleep every day.
That other anon is right. You should go see a doctor.
>2 liters divided by, at the most, 5 milliliter equals to 400 thousand cumshots.
2 litres is 2000 millilitres. You're off by a factor of a thousand.
Anon is 'only' cumming once every three or so days to Vera.
I gained litres of cum to Vera
These anons came inside each other
Hope the first two (three) parts get rereleased in 4K.
I’m Dutch and only just discovering this stuff. Is the audience mostly non-Dutch? How did it gain such international popularity? Can the word “ongezellig” even by properly translated? What is your interpretation of the title?
I'm told it roughly means "Unsociable" but I don't speak the language
Gezellig. Comes from the old word gezel, which is someone who accompanies you. Gezellig means cozy in a social way. For example: Hanging out with friends in a dimly lit living room, snacks on the table, game of Mario Party.
Ongezellig means sort of the opposite, a social setting that is not cozy. For example: A cheap bar with white fluorescent lighting, a shitty atmosphere, and annoyingly loud people.
In this context I assume it refers to the unsociability of Maya.
Favorite 'lig girl?
Coco
Mymy
Vera
Trad outfit girl
Kiki
Maya
In that order
>Maya that low
You'll grow to like her, probably
Coco is objectively the best, but I love Maya just because she's Dutch Tomoko.
Any girl who reminds me of Sadako is a good girl in my book.
I fricking knew it.
What was her problem
She was dead and Japanese or something.
she has a wiener
You try living in a well for thirty years.
Hasn't met Mr. Right yet
I could treat her so much better than dumb old Jason.
jason is a 6'6 hunk with superstrength
He's a mommy's boy and seems like the abusive type. Sadako deserves better than that.
She can change him.
She can change me instead.
If I'm not mistaken it's akin to "uncomfortable" although it carries more associations than just that.
>Is the audience mostly non-Dutch
The Dutvh, being swamp israelites, are mostly internally focused with this media.
It's only popular on Cinemaphile, but pretty sure there are niche communities internationally.
>only popluar on Cinemaphile
I see this on all sorts of boards. You can even find onzegellig threads on other image boards
i have no idea what the title means i just think the girls are cute
My first exposure to Dutch. It's like constant mockery of German.
I want more.
Dutch is closer to original German than German.
I was studying German to go to uni there and this show convinced me to pivot to the Netherlands.
german is just dutch if you speak really quickly and angrily
english is just german if spoken really sarcastically
I learned about it from memes in a random Cinemaphile thread. I have no idea about the audience demographics, geographic or otherwise.
The title seems to be in reference to Maya's social discomfort/awkwardness.
If I had to guess from the comment section the majority are netherlanders themselves
It reminded me of German "unheimlich," which is something like "eerie" or "creepy." I figured "ongezellig" is that word for the fear people have od potential school shooters.
>ongezellig
https://inlanding.wordpress.com/2015/11/27/word-hoard-gezelligheid/
Coco is best girl
>(gezelligly)
Completely different character in the last two episodes
More like the first episode didn't really show where Coco's limits were.
She'll work as hard as she can to pull her fake dysfunctional family together, but if you remind her it's a fake dysfunctional family she's keeping together as a cope; then watch the frick out.
Reminder that even the Dutch see no future in this that no media company will even air it on Dutch television
Aside from the booru what are some good ways to find more zellig art. For example I found this outside the booru
Where did you find it?
coco > mymy > maya
>right wing shock humor and anime girls
>Cinemaphile.txt
I just want to have sex with Mymy.
I wanna breed her
>that Mariya Takeuchi frame
Based and Plastic Lovepilled
so is Maya Dutch or she Indonesian or something? I never could figure that out.
I believe she is part Brabant part Indonesian
Indo.
Ethnic Indonesian whose ancestors fled to Netherlands after Dutch colonial rule was toppled.
Apparently her family settled in Brabant, a place in Netherlands that apparently used to be Belgian.
I keep reading that maya is indonesian, but where does that come from ? Has massa ever actually confirmed this ?
It's the same kind of moronic headcanon forcing like the nonsense about Coco and farm invaders.
That one fan comic of coco on the booru makes me lose my shit laughing each time I see it
>kind of moronic headcanon forcing
Imagine the cope
I took the placement of the maps behind them as a clue. Also, Maya's childhood memory is on a tropical island.
Picrel's my attempt at finding any color similarities but the matches aren't all there (Maya's and Mymy's skin hues are the same just different saturations and brightnesses).
Those maps are
>childhood memory
That's more like "draw your ideal life", hence the Mymy one.
>My Idol is:Light from Death Note
Who the frick lets 8-year-olds watch Death Note? Explain yourselves nethergays
I think I was 10 or 11 when I first watched Death Note
she's just average belgian (swarthy and non-white)
Why are there so many boards obsessed with this show?
Truly it is /ourcartoon/
I don't think the original has the bruises
Cute drawing style! What is it about?
Other parts are on the same channel
Have fun, anon
Ah that was awesome, i loved it! Nice art style and humour. Thanks a lot, brother!
There's another part releasing soon-ish, and it's apparently the last part of this series.
Ffffffff, just as i was getting into the series. Talk about bad timing
Maybe they'll continue it someday?
Who knows, maybe it'll get picked up and it turns into an actual series.
If fricking only, our animation industry is fricking dead.
Massa's style would absolutely not work in any modern day mainstream animation field. Dead or not
The style's not the issue, it's way too offensive.
That's what I meant by style, but I guess that's not very obvious
I thought you meant visual.
I don't see what's so offensive about it, seemed pretty tame in comparison to so many other adult cartoons, like south park or rick and morty.
But the episodes are rather short. I think that'd be the most important issue with airing it in any strem service
all the video's will 1 pilot episode
Makes more sense. all videos combined so far are about 20 minutes long.
those 'episodes' are actually just parts building up a full ~25 minute episode, akin to a standard tv show
if massa had a full animation team like they would, they'd be able to crank out full episodes in like a quarter of the time one part usually takes
which is why it really needs to get picked up
Gotta say, i'm really rooting for Massa, i really did enjoy it, and i think it has great potential. I'd support if i could, but with euros being so expensive in comparison to R$, it's kinda heavy for me at the moment.
I just hope that, if it gets picked up someday, that the same spirit is maintained!
He should take advantage of the fact that he's in Europe where most countries have something like this:
>https://business.gov.nl/subsidy/film-production/
That way he doesn't have to sell his passion projects to a corporation
>corporate control evil
>state control good
Anon, there is a reason why no good media comes from Europe. No state sponsor will support such a racist, politically incorrect cartoon.
They're all about race, ethnicity, nationalism, etc. This is a right wing cartoon, it's not gonna fly.
Well, they joke about it a bit, but even in the context of the show, it's used as a joke, and not as an absolute truth. Like i said, i don't see how it is more offensive than any other adult-oriented modern cartoon
Rick and Morty caters to left wing sensibilities, South Park was grandfathered in.
>This is a right wing cartoon
What?
He's off his meds don't think about it too much
Coco is the sole reason for killing Maya's cat
Not the only pussy of Maya's that Coco's destroyed
Are there more episode released elsewhere? I have no idea what your talking about.
Massas petje donators have access to exclusive ongezellig art and comic strips though massa mostly just makes art pieces for his petje supporters. A thread was made a while back leaking most of the paywalled content
neat I may have to check it out
Here's the thread btw. Massa has released more content long after that thread was made.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/118061374/#118065238
Awesome thanks!
Neato
Never saw this before.
Argie drawing again?
Those posters came from here.
'zellig became popular thanks to /qa/ THOUGH
quick reminder
Hey, my name's on there. Fun.
shitbait/10
We've had frequent ongezellig threads here long before that one autist started spamming on /qa/. Probably because his blobfish x Vera ship was sunk or some other equally moronic reason that only makes sense if you're mentally ill.
Do you think qa brought more attention to ongezellig?
Awareness? Naturally, since only a fraction of the /qa/ shitters would also browse Cinemaphile.
Popularity, which is what this is about? Doubt it. Most people aren't going to bother with [thing], when their sole exposure to it is a mentally ill moron spamming soÿjacks and vaguely coherent nonsense.
I only found out about ongezellig from /qa/. I never browsed Cinemaphile up until I found out about ongezellig and only lurk this board on and off to see if a new ongezellig thread has been made
So is massa actually done after deel 6? I saw someone say that in the last thread.
What would it take to get this guy to keep making this? I literally considered donating like 2000 dollars to this guy, but then I realized the ROI is like one 3 minute episode every 5 months. Seriously though, this shit needs to keep going, I want to know more about this world and the background characters and such.
It’s not like the guy is going to stop making new stuff once this particular set of episodes are done. Maya Coco and Mymy will probably continue on in a future set of episodes.
Sounds like a case of "I don't like this anymore but patrons keep paying for this" waiting to happen.
I wonder if that's the case? The quality hasn't really dropped at all in between 'episodes', i think. It may just be that he is either focused on other things, or that animations demands a very long time, really.
He seems to be earning 'round 1000 euros a month through the patreon thing. I don't know if that's enough to hire additional animators for yuro standards, so maybe he is working on some other things, and doesn't have much time to work on his main project.
>quality hasn't really dropped at all
Because he already had it planned, I'm talking more about continuing this in youtube after the pilot end.
But aniMAYtion takes so LOONG
I don't blame him, I don't want this series having anything to do with any big streaming service. We all know what kind of shit that leads into. That said, is it just the workload for him? I'm sure he probably wants to maintain almost complete creative control, which is for the best, but its like I can't figure out exactly what his issue is. Is he just kind of burnt out with it? Doesn't really see it as a passion project?
It would honestly probably be best if he at least made a patreon or something along that lines so it was easier for people from other countries to donate to him. I'd really like to see this show be like helluva boss and stay indie.
All that said, shit is getting heated over in netherlands anyway. I'm not sure how feasible it will be for him to get anything like what he's doing picked up in the current political climate.
>shit is getting heated over in netherlands anyway
QRD?
Basically the government is going full globohomo/WEF and trying to impose a bunch of draconian "environmental" laws(I don't personally have an issue with environmentalism, but its clear that is not why these rules are actually being imposed) on the farmers and trying to buy up their land and force them out. All sorts of farmer protests going on currently, lots of tension. Police shooting at protesters, etc etc. Basically more of the same shit every other country has been dealing with it just happens to be hitting the netherlands now.
If you want to know more specifically, check this thread out. Yeah, yeah I know /misc/, but you can do your own research about what's going on, this is just a good taster.
>Basically more of the same shit every other country has been dealing with it just happens to be hitting the netherlands now.
Seems like it. The world is collapsing all around us. At least we have cute cartoon girls.
THEY ARE THE FUEL TO THE FLAME, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT GEZILLIG-CHADS
It makes me so happy to see animation in general, but specially from coutries other than the mainstream ones, like the US or Japan. It's really interesting to see the stuff people come up with, their humor, perspectives, culture, etc. Sometimes, really unique gems can be found.
Fffffff i wish i wasn't broke, so i could support these creators. Euro is too expensive...
Ongezellig
Offgezellig
Ongezellig
Offgezellig
Ongezellig
Offgezellig
i wish i was an impoverished zulu in south africa so i could rape coco
Coco would destroy you physically
Some of you, think that saying Coco might have been raped in a farm invasion makes her less appealing to me. In fact it is the opposite
holy frick
/qa/ colonized this show's community
>holy frick
>/qa/ colonized this show's community
>QUALITY
>ASSURANCE
>'zellig in the 'log
We gettingthe finale soon?
2 more weeks
For real? Any confirmation?
Unfortunately no
Are you guys excited for massas future projects? Do you think they'll hold up to zellig?
What are his other projects? I've seen some of his other animations, all of them were quite nice, i dig his style
I thought the idea was that massa would focus on new projects after this deel is finished
More Stillem Willem?
Considering Ongezellig is 3 minutes of fairly simple tweened animation produced per year and has little value beyond quirky waifus, not really
I'm waiting for Ongezellig 2: Gezell Harder
>tfw I just realized all three girls come from countries the Dutch had colonial power or political influence in
uhh yes anon
>coco is native dutch
>mymy is afrikaaner
>maya is indonesian
no you moron coco is afrikaaner (the blonde one presuming you're mixing up the characters)
mymy is japanese dutch larp
maya is ethnic indo, rather than indonesian
Other than the main episodes, is there any other extra content? I'm seeing pictures and all that seem to add more background to the characters, like the one you posted, or the one in
and
, etc.
I want to dwelve deeper in the Ongezelig universe
your best bet is reading the archives of previous zellig threads,
This is so fricking wrong
Coco is beginner because is pure
Vera is intermediate because is a 32 yo virgin
Mymy is advanced because she is from Japansterdam
Maya is expert because is a filthy girl
>Maya
>expert at sex
jerking off under the covers does not make you a sexual tyrannosaurus
This is clearly about yoga, also:
>he thinks a fit, trad giga stacy is a virgin
lol, lmao even
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
My drawing tablet arrived, so I decided to draw Mymy.
NO
Cute Mymy
thanks
Why did ya use my name to respond?
I regularly post under random trips to derail threads and/or piss off tripgays for fun.
aight cool.
>>Mymy mondag GIF
Discord Server user spotted
Are her legs going around in a circle?
Cool drawing dude
Thanks.
Now that I have a drawing tablet now, Hopefully I can now improve what I draw.
I'm trying to draw Maya right now.
What program are you using?
Usually I use Paint net, but I've been experimenting with other programs like Paint Tool Sai, and Gimp.
I go with Paint net, cause its easier To deal with, I can do shading with as well, but maybe I'll move on to Paint Tool Sai when I get better at the drawing tablet.
Any tutorials you follow before using the programs? Ive personally been trying to use gimg but it's confusing as frick
I've only been using Gimp as soon as I got the drawing tablet, and yeah its fricking confusing I have no clue how they do it, more so Paint Tool Sai
If ya wanna start easy use Paint Net, its got Layers, and you can change how the transparencies of the layers to do smoke effects and shading.
I'm 25
Try firealpaca. It’s gud
>maya is indonesian
Imagine being this stupid...
I think they mean as in she is not completely european, racially speaking.
Eurasian mutt, to be clear
i want to mating press impregnate her like you wouldn't believe
>Belgian
Why? She'd be a terrible mother to your children
Maya is cute! CUTE!
Why is she so ashamed of being Belgian?
Because she's from Brabant
I'm guessing it's not a very nice place.
Current Yuropean politics...no one can love her own country anymore
>no one can love her own country anymore
Who is Mymy? (proud drenthe local)
She isn't Belgian. She just doesn't like being mislabeled
It is.
It hurts a little. But...
lig on the log
Where can I watch this show?
see
Aight, thread may be dying, but i just wanted to thank you all for introducing this series to me and maybe others. Was nice knowing it and other videos by this creator. Thanks, mah bois
Stay tuned for deel 6
Ongezellig if it real
That's awesome, seems about right. Isn't maya indonesian, though?
She's indo (mixed dutch-native indonesian) which means she has some european blood and possibly pretty as hell green eyes
Wait Maya isnt white?
If the was, she'd be much paler
Only Coco is white.
I originally liked mymy more but maya has grown on me more
She is a very cute onion.
no more zelliging
My favourite deel was when Maya went "Het is zelligingtijd" and zellig'd Vera to dood
>Maya starts having incest fantasies for BOTH her sisters
>Kijk Maya ik ben in een augurk veranderd, ik ben Augurk Mymyyyyy
>... je bent niet een augurk.
ai generated mymy
What site is that?
me using dalle2,heres another one
Please share link to create Coco versions!
I could be wrong but I think you need to be on a waiting list to use that
No fricking way
What service is this??
Looks spooky
Makes it look like she's a character in a children's book
source?
Now do the others
ok
I like bottom left
The AI thinks Coco has specs.
What ai is that?
Scroll up, I think he said dalle2
dalle2, here another one, this time using fanart
Dorkco
Please post link to use this A.I. and please post Vera
you need to join a waiting list in order to use it, for me it took 2 months until they gave me access
1 and 5 are fricking cute, thanks Anon
Bottom mid looks like Adventure Time.
AI don't know anything...
See?
Poor Mymy...
But...Coco still the best one
I swear to God I've gotten the same set of pictures you got for vera
>uses shittier ai
>shocked he gets shittier results
Please recommend better one senpai
I'd watch it
Unironically better than actual designs
the top middle one looks like somebody cosplaying as Coco, or some weird obsessed fan
or a chibi version
Top-right one is cute.
Now, repeat this process a few more times. I can only wonder what horrors an AI will end up producing.
jesus christ
She looks like she bites people.
I always say "onzegellig" and I can never get it right.
how do you say it
I learned to pronounce Dutch you need to just try to say it as American as possible and it sounds most right. It's really weird but it works. Also basic stuff like j=y. I just say on-ge-zel-lig.
Mymy has got a head like a fricking orange
YOU ROUND HEADED BUFFOON
I think it might be a wig
LET HER SPEAK MYMY
>Maya, if you knew with certainty that today was the end of the world, how would you spend that final day?
>I've always wanted to be fricked up the ass
"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" is, in context, literally the funniest thing that anyone has ever said and it's a miracle it was recorded
That bald headed twat is a gift from God.
Maya is 2nd best girl.
First place is the hot teacher ofcourse that would verbally abuse me during sex and be disapointed during the whole thing.
Poor girl looks like she's having an attack of Parkinson's disease.
Who made these renders?
Me.
https://www.artstation.com/vilapereira
qa lost
birchy is my favorite autistic 38 year old neckbeard
Reminds of me BB from the "Of the Killer" series for some reason.
Would Coco have an easier time convincing Maya to love her if she just burst into her bedroom and raped her?
Am I the only one who thinks mymy looks vaguely like the monero logo
rip
Fresh from /qant/
I appreciate the intention, but this just seems silly. Or poor? Why not have a laptop in bed?
>Part 4: 88k views
>Part 5: 52k views
It’s over isn’t it?
qa veterans aren't spamming the show hard enough
I guess /qa/ really did lose.
I drew fanart of that one Dalle 2 AI Coco
What a cute.
Now draw her reading the Bible
That squid from nintendo frick Coco really hard
Cute
That's just arthur with hair
Anyone have a petje account so we can see if any new updates came out?
Make one b***h
I love these threads~
How long can we keep them going?
>Patreon
You got scammed.
that's the joke
>patreon
Anon...
Why do people like Coco so much? Is it because she looks like a humanized Horse Show character?
its like some people don’t even watch a piece of media before talking about it
>Why do people like Coco so much?
Because she is prime breed material and the perfect wife. By the way we already have Coco making Mymy job (pic related)
It's the loonies who obsess over tradwives.
>If you like Coco you're a loonie
I'm just having a giggle
Coco plays rugby, how is that trad?
Despite Victorian myths about women, traditionally men selected wives to breed healthy children, do work around the farm. and be the mistress of the house. Coco, with her friendly but stern attitude, physical strength, and schwartedooderen genes is the perfect wife and mother to an Aryan man's children.
Coco is nice, she tries to be good to her sisters, and is both smart and naive at the same time. She's just an overall great character, but then again, they all are.
Aaaaaah i don't want it to end so soon, i'd like to see this show having at least an entire season of proper 20+ minutes episodes. It sucks that the only countries that seem to be able to make animations become a reality with realtive ease are the US an Japan. I'm sure so many great stories could come out of different countries, if only they had the means to do so.
>Coco is nice, she tries to be good to her sisters, and is both smart and naive at the same time.
She seems like she's one bad day away from turning into The Joker.
why is she orange though?
the best I could get from my pleb ai results
I want the real deal
*I want the real deel
>pleb ai
Hey this is really good, what ai do you use?
erlich with a source image
but 95% will come out fricked up and unrecognizable
Once ai was perfectionated...how much the cartoon industry can survive?
Everyone will be able to make cartoons. Imagine all the photoshop enabled fanart but with full-length, fully ai voiced cartoons.
The cartoon industry will have to produce better cartoons if they want to survive.
The inventor's of ais like these are sociopaths
Why?
They are killing creative free will
They will enable everyone to make cartoons. How is it killing creative free will if more people can do it?
It kills the CalArts graduate.
Worse: We'll get a new, even more creatively braindead, obnoxiously ubiquitous art style. AI doesn't seem particularly good at working outside some set range (which makes sense: It works off of the information provided to it in its training dataset). Unless people go to unreasonable lengths to train these with unreasonably large datasets (they won't: not cost-effective), they will spit out very similar-looking art. That's also assuming, of course, they won't start paywalling these AI systems in the near future such that only the rich will be able to truly leverage them.
Best case it'll make Wakfu level animation so cheap everyone can do it without breaking the bank, and ultimately force CN et al. to focus on getting good writers if they want to stay alive.
>it kills the people that has spent the last decade killing the industry
I fail to see the downside.
Will massa be able to make deel 6 before the civil war starts in the netherlands ?
Can someone set up a TVTropes page for this?
I could but I haven't edited anything there since 2012. Do they even still get traffic? Would it even help with exposure?
Yeah.
But frankly, it's just for posterity.
I resisted the urge to add to TV Tropes for a long time, but I'll consider it if you can show me the the best official image to use on the page.
I'd have to make a new account because I care more about anonymity than I did a decade ago.
Can you check petje.af?
My donation hasn't been charged yet so it's still paywalled
Ah.
Well, I did manage to download the thumbnail for the most recent one, which I think works best.
I would call your credit card company if the payment still hasn't gone through
You could also just have a nice day instead of bringing that garbage here.
Surely she can afford pantyhose that isn't riddled with holes.
Their more expensive than normal ones.
No
Maya...Racist?!
Racist Maya...
Macist Raya??
Come on Anon! everyone is racist, except Coco she can bleach our 12 kids
I just realized that the next part will be the last one.
All we can do is hope that these parts make up episode 1, and he's earning enough from patrons to keep going. If not at least he'll start something new
I want to frick coco in the ass then tell her it's ok to not have parents while I cuddle her.
Man i can't believe we're still going with this thread, well done guys!
The power of cute dutch girls
imagine cooming in her socks without telling her
She would keep that sock forever
that's wife material
Coco best girl!
Deel 6 just leaked
Fake, I'd never hurt Coco
Only 1 kind of love which i enjoy, and boy it aint plastic
Few people know that Maya is actually Azeri and beat up Mymy for being Armenian
Massa-Discord users hoping they don't get recognized here
This thread made me realize I hadn't seen #5.
Anyone know where the original Mayo & Curry comics are/were hosted? I can't find them and Google only shows me recipes for Dutch snack food
Pretty sure they're Petje.af exclusive.
So unless you donate, you can't watch them
I swear I found them online somewhere a few months ago. I don't mean Maya's Sweet 16 or Maya's Conversation, I mean the old Mayo & Curry comics.
>original
The domain has since expired, but I posted a few back in 2020: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/118950427/#119004386
archive.org might have some pages too. E.g. try https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.stripster.eu/* and filter with "Studio Massa"
Thank you, anon! That explains why I couldn't find it!
Here's a zip which holds most of the stripster pages: https://mega.nz/file/qhNzzIbY#Znf-KwtmQI3lgG9h8CLJR3X8B2ew6G56wviiSJsaLpg
thank you kindly
u are my hero! <3
>pagina
:DDDDD
Can any Anon translate it?
> Hey, Curry, it's not exactly clear how we're related in this comic. Are we family, friends, roommates?
> Haha, silly Mayo. If you read our comics well, it's been clear for ages.
> Anyway, time to walk you!
Swimming with Mymy!
funny, some old comics got worked into the animation
How does it feel knowing that you'll likely never see the girls again after deel 6?
its a shame. we're going back to massa's moronic dutch memes after this
Maya wearing a vest or an oversized hoodie to hide her big ass breasts is pretty good not going to lie.
>wearing a vest or an oversized hoodie to hide her big ass breasts
Is this possible???
Chin up guys, maybe we'll see a new set of girls
Has he explicitly said that? I would think he would have something else planned for them considering how popular they are.
He's hoping to sell the show, preferably to a Dutch studio.
It could work
The girls have a lot of potential
They all have issues to work through
And they're mysterious
I just hope that, if he does sell, that'll keep the same spirit as we saw on the pilot. Also, damn, this thread still going? Nice
One thing i don't get, though: why does Massa opt to use that dutch patreon thing instead of actual patreon? He could probably get much more attention if he used a different service. He could also advertise it more, although that makes it dangerous; The more famous something gets, the greater the risk of it getting corrupted, as i'm sure people here know.
here's hoping
>preferably to a Dutch studio
Can you imagine Netflix pick up it?
The petje does say
>68% of the goal has been achieved
>After the pilot, Ongezellig can be continued independently.
And I just donated.
Enjoy the paywalled content anon. I believe massa does a drawing every couples weeks as requested by petje donors
Also please vote for vera opening a jar of peanut butter
I voted for Coco practicing Karate 🙁 ,
It's a nice runner up regardless. One day vera WILL open that jar of peanut butter
How come this isn't more popular?
Not enough people know about it but it does have an active community
How could we get people to know about it?
If it gets into the algorithm
All the old websites that would have appreciated it, like Newgrounds, are abandoned. Forums were all replaced by Reddit and I think we'd rather gatekeep them out. Using terrible forced memes as guerilla marketing is Twitter's thing.
Sadly I don't know.
What's weird is that I heard about this show because I was browsing /misc/. I have literally no idea why I was on pol that day but it's crazy to think I would have never heard of this show if I didn't browse that shit awful board that day
I found out about it from /qa/
America is the biggest market for a potential big fanbase. The series is foreign and not in English so it's likely not gonna happen. Also, animation on YouTube doesn't generally do that well unless it's a parody or a story time.
Wait for some random cartoon youtuber (probably pan pizza) to mention it in one of their videos. That's how clone high got popular online again
I want ongezellig to grow but the inner gate keeper in me doesn't want the show to be recognized as another hazbin hotel fanbase
>probably pan pizza
Who's that? I tried googling him but I just got results for actual pan pizza.
Rebeltaxi
Who did this?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21034398/
>Taglines: ik ook, ik ook, sneed
Based?
inb4 it gets taken down by assblasted Dutch for racism
good zellig thread lads
maya waif