>only 24 years old
>already has 7 exes
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thats a low number for a normal, attractive 24 year old woman lol. get over it chud
I thought this was going to be a variation of the moviebob Mc Donalds meme.
hahaha
this is actually true. i have seen girls who arent as attractive as her getting 20-23 partners by the age of 19
Anon the average is 8 by 30 in America
most people would not consider ramona's first two or three exes because she didn't frick them, 4 or 5 by 24 is fairly average
>the average
The average American is a morbidly obese negress.
Reverse the numbers and you got it
Add one digit to that and you got it!
Is it? Most attractive, self-respecting women go steady with one or two guys. Most people, men and women alike, prefer to stay in committed, longterm relationships. The type of people who hook up randomly and jump from low stakes sexual relationship to relationship are usually not that attractive.
shh this is the internet homosexual. Every woman fricks 50 guys by the time they finish high school minimum. If you didnt frick during high school your life is over incel
It's like an inverse of the IQ meme but for beauty standards. Same for guys, to be fair
>Most people, men and women alike, prefer to stay in committed, longterm relationships.
Yeah, when they're ugly and don't know if they'll ever get laid again. I've seen dudes talking shit about their girlfriends for months and after a breakup they try to get her back like she's the last woman on Earth.
>normal
>attractive
>woman
I wish it was still 1 by 30+ like the old days....
Those are ex's. People she bothered to date or who were willing to date her. She would've got fricked by at least 60 different people by then who didn't stick around or whom she had a one sided "situationship" with.
But simps already know this.
No it's not. She should have ONE relationship as a test run, and then the second one should be for marriage.
>Cinemaphile average: 0
This. Which is why I only date 16 year olds how (I'm 24)
I'm 43 and my cut-off age is 12. Not dating a roastie
Where are you from
Rookie numbers
Reminder that those are her past relationships, not her bodycount
>the filename
context?
Her three hair colors represent the colors of the three golden godesses from Ocarina of Time.
I saw this shit at the cinema. I love Ocarina of Time. I saw every video game reference in the movie.
Except this one. How did I miss this one?
It's really subtle, it's just three colors that many girls use.
When did Ramona wear green
the end of the movie homie
One was a girl so that already doesn't count.
Gideon used a literal microchip to control her so that's rape.
And she only dated the other ones for 10 days tops in elementary school.
Verdict: I can fix her.
>Gideon used a literal microchip to control her so that's rape.
Was that true of their relationship? Couldn't that just be something Gideon added during the events of the books/movie?
I see you're not familiar with Canadian bawd-metrics, prude
(she's practically a virgin compared to other Canadians)
She's one of the few characters in the story that comes from the USA and not Canada thoughever.
>thoughever
It's Canadian, her character being from United States of Prudeistan is irrelevant, it's told from Canadian prostitute-metrics, and they're low.
Mutt's law strikes again.
I can't believe you guys think that's a serious post
>tfw vagoo is petri dish
Seriously what happens to women like her? Do they eventually settle down with someone they love and find attractive or they find some beta bux and cheat on him? Or do they just continue fricking random men?
They don't grow out of it.
I do all of this
GTA 5 doesnt count
Nobody cares about what two troons have to say
>b-but they're no-
Yes, they are.
Unironically what is the cause of this
Lack of attention from their parents or just attention starved in general so they overcompensate by degrading themselves
Violet men will protect them. Women lose something when they think a man wouldnt kill for them
Evolution
daddy issues 100%
Birth control suppress the fear response in women and makes them more reckless.
You must read Heartiste
Jews and daddy issues/boomer parenting
Toxoplasmosis
Like all modern tumors on culture, this was caused by decades of leftist psychological war. If you got rid of every single leftist right now the problem would solve itself in a single generation.
This is just women's nature. A violent criminal is more attractive than a rule obeying beta, and their violent nature means that they are likely to protect their child thus ensuring more chance of survival for that woman's genetics to propagate.
This is why Islam treats women as they do. Not because they are worth less, but because if their nature is to run freely, society would be populated by antisocial violent men.
women do not choose men who protect children whatsoever though so this is a flawed depiction of female sexuality as you are not accounting for how their choice is easily swayed by outside influences
google avian runoff
women choose poorly and destroy society with their inferior judgement
Women dont "choose" who they are attracted to. They just are.
They dont choose to be attracted to criminals, thats just what their biological wiring chooses for them.
Women dont have "judgement" in the way you are saying. They are biological organisms, and much of them do not have the ability to ignore their biology the same way a man can.
Men are much much better at living rationally than women, because we dont have that same biological need to reproduce like a woman does, our reproduction is a whole different strategy.
exactly they don’t even know what’s going on so the fact that they are the choosers is why society has fallen
Yep. Thats why arranged marriages have been the norm for every civilisation in human history.
>Women dont "choose" who they are attracted to
There is no free will, so nobody choses anything.
In most primate species the male is not intended to stick around to assist with raising the kid, only real exceptions are humans and gorillas. And even then cuckoldry is common among gorillas and the leader will typically beat any younger males that try to cuck him to death, which lasts until he's too old for that fight and gets beaten to death by the most aggressive younger male instead. But humans are more closely related to chimpanzees, seemingly having evolved from a situation where they're expected to just rape, nut, frick off and kill any male that has a problem with it.
Primate life is completely brutal, rape, cuckoldry and violence everywhere.
Daddy didn't buy her a car for her 18'th birthday
Being a white woman.
>Unironically what is the cause of this
Better a violent man who can protect them, then a weak man who can protect nothing.
Why didn't they just save time and say black?
does the tattoo'd moron have an OF
tumblr is full of bawds like this, they've reached peak degeneracy where now it's only cool to have a literal convict or serial killer, be into rough bdsm and bondage dynamics and only date rapists. this is the end result of feminism, women feeling empowered by being chained to a radiator with a gag in getting hate fricked by rapists
and they wonder why we used to put them in insane asylums
saaaauuuccce
Why would you take any of that at face value? It's a performance. Especially with the successful ones.
Do they ruin their bodies permanently with shitty tattoos as a performance?
Well
I'm a rapist
Wouldn't it be better that I had a girl like that, that would make me happy, rather than risking your daugther's pussy?
Why would you advocate against your own interest?
>they're going to frick your dog
>and Nathalie and I are like, hot hot hot
One is simply endowed with the necessary data
tattoos yeah no thanks
This. Tattoos are so disgusting, why do people still get them? I was hoping it would die out with all the other cringe degen fads
Western women ladies and gentlemen
Is she got her way, her body would never, ever be found.
All those tattoos I don't even need to hear you speak to know what you like.
Most get saved at the 11th hour. Thinking any woman you don't like is going to be miserable and alone with cats and wine etc is incel/MGTOW cope. If you're a dude you can't even visualize the amount of attention and suitors even the worst women get. Consider Karla Homolka, who spent age 20-35 in fricking prison for helping a Chad serial killer rape and murder girls including her own sister. Some thirsty dude still came swooping in marry/impregnate her as soon as she got out.
I think we just have to restrict normie womens' use of smartphones and the internet if we want society to progress. Force them back into first person POV again. They're evolved to manage others' perceptions of them and seek the attention and protection of men and they simply can't be expected to use mass-communication responsibly as a result.
>Most get saved at the 11th hour.
True, but I do think the tides are changing. More and more young men are becoming aware of the dating meta thanks to older men talking about their experiences and easy access to scary ass statistics, thus refusing to be the janitor that cleans the cum spill at aisle 57th.
Guys in the past didn't really know what was going on, now every men is much more aware of what they're getting into.
This, you just have to look at all the "omg young people don't have as much sex as before" articles. They mostly simp e-thots now instead of spreading chlamydia by fricking the town bicycle, this also means less attentions to basic mid prostitutes because of that.
>They mostly simp e-thots now instead of spreading chlamydia by fricking the town bicycle
Yah this is exactly it. prostitutes have increased in numbers but they aren't sucking off the average 5'8 guys anymore who buy them shit. Whatever financially providership woman want from average men they can get off social media without actually putting out. I'm average as frick and used to frick bawds when young just by offering weed. You can't do that anymore.
>but I do think the tides are changing
No they're not and even if they were it's far too late. These roasties won't just go quietly into that bad night as single spinsters. Those that don't get saved by non-whites and desperate incels at the 11th hour will demand the government be their daddy - which means way more taxes going to single women at first, since they'll be a huge voting bloc, and as society collapses even further I wouldn't be surprised if polyamory becomes the norm and government mandated shotgun weddings are installed...or at least, so much financial burden placed on bachelors through taxes that they're defacto forced to get married.
If you think that's crazy and unfathomable look at where we are today in society and ask yourself what people thought our countries would look like even 10 years ago, let alone 20 or 40. Nothing is off the table and we haven't even come within sight of how absolutely bonkers the west will become as it collapses totally.
This dude is like a 8-9/10 and she's like a 4-5/10. How fricking skewed is the dating market lmao.
They keep jumping on dicks until they become single mothers, or they become bitter man-hating feminists once they hit the wall.
Three outcomes: Single mother, Wine Aunt/Cat Lady, some desperate cuck marries them
I'm legit ugly and have a cuter gf than this dude.
wtf is he thinking?
Nah people with 20+ sexual partners (men and women) statistically seem to be unable to remain in a stable relationship. Many studies show that if one partner has 20+ sexual partners the likely hood the marriage ends in divorce several times more likely when compared to those with lesser body counts.
>Many studies show that if one partner has 20+ sexual partners the likely hood the marriage ends in divorce several times more likely when compared to those with lesser body counts.
Those studies show the problem starts after >1 sexual partner, I'm not sure why you extended it to 20+.
she didn't frick all of them
and high schoolers go out all the time
yeah so unrealistic. the real body count would be something like 200
>already 24 years old
>only has 7 exes
I'm 28 and I've had only two gfs in my life, both relationships lasting shorter than a year
im a 30 yo KHHV
I'm also 28 and I only had one. Thought it was the one, turned out it wasn't.
I wish I never had any gf to begin with.
one eyed man is a king in the blind's land
you're a little b***h compared to the 30 yo KHHVs on this board
frick off normie
4troony users are unironic cucks lmao
ever since the election Cinemaphile is at least 50% brown
that number is growing every year
this whole website must be destroyed and banned
would also decrease fed activity on the internet by like 41%
source: me
I met a stripper from Hungary the other night. She was tall and had giant breasts. How many black men had she fricked, anon?
Remember how this kind of stuff wasnt posted when Hamas invaded?
I remember at least 4 tbp posts right when it was announced on the news
sorry but it's just troonella and xis trooncord server jerking off to white extinction fantasies
>sorry but it's just troonella and xis trooncord server jerking off to white extinction fantasies
Probably true also.
>sees attractive woman
>thinks about black wiener
Straight men in 2023 everybody
None of these homosexuals who constantly post about black dicks and trannies are straight.
A girl that liked me in high school had like 7 exes too.
Imagine have 7 uncles
But were they 7 deadly exes? No I don’t think so, so shut the frick up and sit down boy.
Im an American, BBC posts are the dumbest form of trolling in existence.
>trolling
oh sweet summer child. they get off on being called homosexuals and weak men. every time you attack a bbc poster you're helping them get off.
The weird thing about this post is you're implying there's any age where it's okay to have 7 exes. Even a 90 year old shouldn't have 7 failed relationships.
Maybe men should stop being trash then?
What's up with Americans and thinking of black wiener every time they see a woman?
Anon most people have 7 exes by the end of highschool
Most people end their highschool with 18, not 24, Black person.
esl-chan please go
Kill roasties. Behead roasties. Roundhouse kick a roasties into the concrete. Slam dunk a roastie baby in to the trash can.
holy shit
I bet she fricked that chad after
I challenge you to find me a 24 year old under 200 pounds with fewer than 7 exes let alone a lower bodycount.
Some of you have a very dismal world view.
Social media has been a disaster
maybe try not being ugly
Hahaha, just date black women
Had the misfortune of interacting with a chink international student once
>Anon you very good with women how I get white wife?
>Why don't you get a chinese wife?
>No asian women ugly and gross
>Maybe white women find you similarly ugly and gross?
>*Empty chink stare of zero self-awareness*
>No that racist frick you anon I get so many white women you just jealous fricking white people
I am convinced they are behind 90% of the cuckold posting at least
he's actually attractive though, just need to clear up the eyebrows and bumfluff
bait
he has good bone structure and nice eyes
I'm not taking beauty advice from a Cinemaphile chudjak
ironic post
Is he mexican or black?
Either way, that light skin coffee completion is an advantage to get black women
PUTA
my ex was a virgin until right out of high school
then she got married, broke up and one night standed another guy
then slept with another coworker at work, then cheated on him
then slept with another guy
all before she was even 21
It's pretty normal these days mate. I'm 20 and have had 5 gfs, and I'm a turbocringe giga nerd
You're thinking about chang's razor
>exes, that's boyfriends, relationships
that doesn't include dating, flings or one night stands. She probably doesn't even count kissing or blowjobs cause you do that with your hot friends.
Yup, undoubtedly she’s got many “cute guy fricked me in the bathroom at the club but thematically was just sex so it doesn’t count/matter” type shit. Or they didn’t last for more than a couple weeks so it doesn’t count. And so on. Deceitful untrustworthy demons, the lot.
my loose friend in collage had 50 partners by the time she was 20. 10 of then were women.
Why do women have more partners than men? It just doesn't add up
it adds up fine if 2 in every 10 guys has sex once a week with a different woman. thats 50 different women per year, starting at 17y to 37y, thats 1000 different women per dude. assuming 10million people, half of those being women, half of that under 45y, you would only need 2500 chads to fill the quota
What do you mean? Men are horny as frick so women have options.
could be worse
>already 24 years old
>still a virgin
I assure you losing it now or slightly earlier would solves nothing.
If you didn't effortlessly lose it during those formative years at the end of high school you will never be able to have a normal relationship with women. It's a gap that can't be filled.
Yeah thats the point
shes white, so are you not forgetting about something?
i wish this was true, my gf is as white as they get and she wont get knotted. very sad face
Go eat your cowshit dinner, poopskin. You poopskins frick all kinds of animals, stop pretending..
Like the dog nose is so strong it is smelling her lunch from the day before the pic was taken
7 dicks? In a row?
they included guys she didn't even date and only kissed in the 7. They would've included the small ashy black wieners that she somehow found in Canada.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I'm almost 28 and I've only kissed a girl when I was like 7. I don't even remember it. I wonder if it wasn't even real sometimes.
same
I kissed 12 girls dated 3 and fricked 20 in my head
incels be like
>she's not an adult virgin like me??... 2/10 would not have sex with
If anything, that’s incredibly low for a 24 year old. So you incels should be thankful
exes?
do you mean abortions?
I'm not even memeing, if you hadn't racked up at least three bodies by the time you graduated my high school you were 100% an outlier weirdo who lacked social skills.
girls at that age who are extroverts have like, 10+
>10+
anything double digits for 85%+ of women is wrong
three digits, minimum.
If it was made today she'd have 700 exes, 500 of which were men over the age of 40, by the time she was 12
7 exes of actual relationships
Probably 100+ hookups
>girl tells me it would be cool to go out someday
>asks for my number so that we can keep chatting
>randomly texts me every 4 days
>delete her number
>instantly texts me asking "wtf why did you deleted my number?" because she can no longer see my profile pic
Why the frick did she even bothered asking for my number if she was going to put 0 effort?
why do girls do this of randomly appearing in your life
To make you one of her many beta orbiter so she can get attention whenever she want, get invited to the restaurant, get her shit paid by someone else...
no one can be this moronic, and be bitter out of being moronic
you tricked yourself into being an incel
This, women who expect you to carry the fricking conversation should be immediately avoided. I fricking hate those women so goddamn much.
>started chatting up with a girl after high school graduation
>our convo would mostly be my trying to start a conversation and her just replying with one word responses
>deleted her phone number after a month
>our convo would mostly be my trying to start a conversation
That was your mistake.
During the dreaded texting phase the only winning move is to ignore her until she texts you. If you let her think you're more interested than she is then you let her have the power.
I would do that. I would stop texting her for a week just to see if she's interested. She did text first sometimes.
But after a month of doing this back and forth I stopped caring.
when I was 19 I dated a girl my age that had already fricked something like 40 guys and as many girls
she wasn't even very good in bed
Just goes to show that the "don't you want a woman who knows how to frick" meme was always a lie.
best way to learn how to frick is by doing it with the same person and learning.
What are you supposed to learn from being half drunk /drugged
I agree.
It's just a lie women tell to help sell their used pussy
>20s
>banged a bunch of hot chicks
>dropped them all cause I had no idea how lucky I was
>30s
>bang nothing but fatties and single moms
if only you knew how bad things really are
My dating life tanked after I turned 27
>24 / 7
>~3.43
That's not that bad, changing boyfriends every three or so years.
My 17 year old ex already had 5 sexual partners before me. They are all bawds.
7 exes and STILL would be my top choice for my waifu. I love tall, lanky, brown eyed putas.
Shalom, rabbi
how conservative. today her body count would be in the hundreds.
PUTA
ESL here, why do they call her puta?
She ditched her ex for Obi-Wan
I'm 18 and have shot groaning, heaving nuts to thousands of women. so have all of you thanks to TEH INTERWEBZ!!! VoV
literally what's the difference
>tfw had perfect dark souls goth gf
>lost her
It is what it is though. Glad I at least got to experience a normal life for 3 years
awnnnn you lost her? couldn't get past the asylum demon?
I actually did get filtered by the bell tower gargoyles and she one shot them
super humiliating moment
i'd kms if i was you, leaving her was the worst mistake of your life
I didn't leave her, I lost her
and it would have happened anyway
I think she's a streamer now, and successful actually. 300k followers in twitch? Pretty sure that's massive though I don't use it and don't know
I also can't go look again or I will kms. She somehow became even hotter.
i was in a relationship with a perfect petite asian qt for like 4 years. I feel the same way, just happy i got to experience it
how'd you fumble it after 3 years?
Seek help
Still would.
>7 exes
big fricking deal, i had hundreds of exes on my first windows xp at age 7
sh'es probably been sexualy active since she was 16. That's less than one per year.
I see no problem with this
skibidy rizzler fanum taxed my toilet.
>no Lisa in the movie
>no Lisa in the show
what did they mean by this?
what do WE think of the anime?
>24
>been in 7 different serious relationships
>is currently single
>somehow SHE isn't the problem, the exes are
>kissed a dude once in high school or some shit like that
>serious relationship
lmao chuds are something else
were they serious relationships though?
She dated Matthew Patel for like 2 weeks in middle school and he's in the League of Evil Exes solely because he's Ramona's first kiss. Roxie was her lesbian roommate she experimented with and then decided she was straight.
As opposed to the average Cinemaphile poster who is 34 years old with 0.
Bryan Lee O'Malley really nailed down the dating a BPD girl experience.
You meet them on one of their upswings. You feel super lucky to date a girl who likes your particular music and hobbies(they tend to like hunting within subcultures and having niche interests that make them feel superior). She makes you feel like the king of the world.
Suddenly her horde of "guy friends" and exes starts gunning for you. At first it's understandable, She has no gag reflex and likes video games, of course you're going to have rivals. But it just drags on you over time, like you can't go anywhere without running into an ex and you wonder why she's not ignoring or blocking them.
Her mood starts swinging the other way and she hates you now. She's constantly lashing out, being cagey with her phone, etc. Breakup is inevitable.
You realize that most of her stories about exes abusing or raping her were totally made up. Either because her deranged mind was trying to justify cheating and jettisoning them, she wanted attention and sympathy, or simply didn't want you reaching out to them and comparing notes. It dawns on you she's probably already telling a new victim about what a monster you were.
Now, because it's Magical Realism with lots of video game references and imagery(the logical fairness of vidya appeals to the autistic male brain) there's a chance Scott might be able to fix/keep Ramona.
My ex had 20 previous partners at age 21. It broke me when she told me. You think you can make it work because you're a young moron and you think you have to make this kind of sacrifice but you can't and you shouldn't, this thing eats you from the inside, it's one of the reasons we didn't work.
Im in a long term relationship with a chick with a high number, she is stupid loyal, ill giver her that, but i raise my voice even a little and she starts yelling she wishes she was dead, and I even tested to see how legit this was by handing her a 100% unloaded gun with no mag or bullet in the chamber that was wienered, and she would even look at the gun, so definitely some tactic she pulls to stop the fight.
Ffs
>7 exes
>not a single BBC bull among them
immersion broken, we all know any white woman has fricked at least 4 BBCs before the age of 20
White women frick the Black folk, not date the Black folk. Big difference. They date the beta white boy for money and being taken out for nice expensive dinners then go home to frick Jamal afterwards. Hence no black exes.
>a man who proves he is versed in his craft and skilled enough to generate something of value
>HAHAHAHA STUPID HICK GAVE ME SOME CHEESE
I hate women. Bunch of useless talking/talking fleshlights.
12kg = 26lbs
dude's a fart fetishist more likely
What the FRICK does cheese have to do with farts?
>being lactose intolerant
CONGO Black person ALERT
how much cheese is necessary for woman to put out?
Legit, If I was some chad and I could date some whale that had a job that could provide for both of us so I can attend the gym 3 hours a day, plus she was down to be a cuckquen, Id be ok with having sex with her to keep that going.
I started lifting weights and got real Cinemaphile in my early 20s. What I noticed most is that the more muscular I got, the more attracted I became to thicker/chubby women. I went from oggling at cardio bunnies to just fantasizing about clapping some chubby b***h from behind. Just the contrast of my iron-forged physique, rigid and rugged, dominating their soft tempered flesh just gets me rock hard. I ended up marrying a chubby girl and she got into fitness because of my and lost all her chub and I am internally sad. I try to architect her but she always just runs extra laps every time she eats an extra slice of pie/pizza.
As I stopped lifting weights I became more attracted to thin women.
How dare someone film her without getting formal written consent.
Tell your girls to smile!
If I ever see you tell a girl to smile on the streets, your fricking dead chud, under this fedora is a vessel of violence that is just itching to have a reason to be released, understand?
I'm so sorry simp bro, I'm just a poor incel who doesn't go out of his room and catcalls women all day every day, I need to touch grass, I apologize.
>I apologize
Start by apologizing to the women you have verbally raped, and then maybe ill consider not releasing my rage.
Nice Yoko
Id bet money these guys are just with them because they have high earning HR jobs or some shit they allows them to not work, or only work part time. Id do the same honestly.
That's clearly a gigolo
she probably makes hella money AND sucks dick like a pro
we're fricked arent we? how do we reverse this mindblowing inequality in dating standards? even landwhales are picky nowadays and have alt least 3 orbiters around
Very good meme
droopy
what's her n ame
not that bad tbh compared to these other landwhales
modern women are worthless tbh
>CANT COOK
>REFUSE TO CLEAN
>STUCK UP
>non virgin
>stds
>tattoos
>drink and do drugs
oof my guy
P U T A
U
T
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That's only 1 lover once a year since she is 17.
Sounds pretty average and healthy for a hot girl.
i am male, 21. havent had sex in over a year. i have 8 ex's
>over a year
Impossible
She is Canadian
Scott was lucky he didnt have to fight a wolf
Low number
>in 2009 7 exes was considered a huge amount of exes and a red flag different time
The joke is that she dated 7 people in a row who all independently turned into supervillains, not that 7 is a comically high number
i love how a woman has to spaz out and reply to every single person in these threads every time just to make sure they know “the truth” aka whatever a fat feminist landwhale on reddit needs to hear to make herself feel better
thats pretty low honestly especially for a girl in Canada
literally nothing repulses me more than fat women with orbiters who think they're top shit
but I sure can't qualify for a decent woman
what misery
You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you have decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.
All the “rejection” you get is only inside your head. Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.
Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who “rejected” you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women, she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.
You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll install Tinder, put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and have passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They’ll praise you with warmth and proudness, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful.
This is your fate. This is what you were born into. There is no turning back.
reject late blooming, embrace a downward spiral into the bottle.
you guise gatekeeping misery now ?
This is what Pierce Brosnan has done to our society...
>20 guys vs 1 girl
Did she eat them all?
ITT angry virgins
How many times do I have to say I fricked your mother
ITT: Morbidly obese virgins offering up "facts" about women.
Virgins come in all shapes and sizes.
Save the simping for your normie social media. There are no girls here to defend.
i doubt she fricked any of them
i bet its more like
>hey want to go out
>ok
2 weeks later
>lets break up
How did the dyke know about the back of her knee then?
Ummmmm akshually, in the graphic novels, that was Envy's weakness
>waaah women thiss roasties that waaahaa whee
worry about yourself
wash your c**t
I'm 30 and straight. 6'2" and I've never once asked a girl out; they always come onto me first.
I've had two long-term gf's (one 5yr, another 4 yr), four hookups, one booty call, one friends-with-benefits, and two short-term gfs.
How am I doing?
Extremely normalgay.
yeah because she can't stick with anyone because nobody really likes her
Least whorish white woman
>30 plus
>no exes
looking at you anon
Two of them were during childhood, and one was a girl. So it's really like 4 which isn't a lot for a hot girl.
I confuse her with Kristen Ritter as well. Someone should make a movie with MEW, Emma Dumont and Kristen Ritter as sisters.
look at these older guys saying their dating lives died in their late 20s. i'm 27 and i'm khhv. i have a good job and i'm not ugly but i guess some people don't breed.
That's implying she started dating at 17 and dated each guy for a year. Pretty unrealistic for today's women.
The joke is that they're even counting elementary school and middle school "relationships" that aren't actually real.
I knew a 17 year old Chinese-Canadian girl who had 14 bf in a year
How much did she charge per hour?
she was 15 in the comics
HHHNNNGGGGG
women start dating at the age of 7
I had maybe 15 gfs in high school.
PUTA
Yesterday I became a 32 year old kissless virgin. I've never been on a date or even asked a girl out. I honestly don't think I've ever even had a decent conversation with a female
>Elliot got his revenge by age 22
kid was a go-getter compared to you, what are you doing
women have done absolutely nothing to me. the blame is completely on me because i have never made an attempt.
she's beautiful :3
What do these threads do for you?
Make me wonder: when did it become acceptable for anyone to have 7 or more failed relationships in their entire life
can someone post the "my brain 🙁 my pussy :)" image
prudish for today's standard
women have sampled 40+ dicks by the time they're 24
I'm 32 and I've had sex with 7 women. Is my body count too low or too high
I was at 5 at 32, you're good and should now know enough to know what you want in the future without anymore experimenting.
If a girl is still a virgin past of 20 she must be a religious nut
I have no sympathy for pos moid Scott. he had a good woman in knives: not a ugly land whale, did not have a body count, was genuinely interested in him and cared for his wants and needs. Scott in typical male fashion tossed aside a good woman for a prostitute alt Stacy because he thought she was hotter. moids do this all the time chasing prostitutes because they are a high 7,8,9, 10 trying to change them than get mad at all women when the obvious prostitute acts in her nature. meanwhile the mid/ugly girls that are actually good people who do not have body counts, who genuinely want a husband to please are passed over in favor of sociopathic BPD Stacy. certified male moment