>Only 5'7"
>Bald, old, short and has skin cancer
>Can take-on 6x tall street thugs on his own
>Can flawlessly snipe anyone from impossible distances
Is he the ultimate white boomer power fantasy self insert?
>Only 5'7". >Bald, old, short and has skin cancer. >Can take-on 6x tall street thugs on his own
boomers ain't watching breaking bad
Sorry, not your call.
It is more a gen X thing but Boomers were definitely watching Breaking Bad too
My parents did
My dad's entire personality is centered around being a Breaking Bad fan, though he only watched it years after it aired (because my little brother told him he would like it).
>>Can flawlessly snipe anyone from impossible distances
When did he make an unrealistic sniper shot?
Desert ambush in BCS
The longest confirmed sniper kills are well over two kilometres. Mike was shooting at barely a tenth of that.
and did the guy who did it nail 4 dudes in quick succession while they were actively taking cover and running around?
Yes. Now what? You gonna pull some more shit out of your disgusting fat ass?
Doesn't he get nostalgic over the M40? He was probably a sniper. .308 turns light skinned vehicles into Swiss cheese.
>that
>unrealistic
you never shot a rifle in dead clear weather bro?
lmao touch sand
>waltuh
Yes, whites are lanky and weak irl
Mike got flanderized hard over the course of BB and BCS.
Not as bad as Mexican John Wick
In Hazard Pay, Mike said to Walt
> "Just because you killed Jesse's Jane doesn't make you Jesse's Jane "
Mike knows Walt killed Jane.
Why didn't Mike use this information to gain leverage from Walt?
Did Mike tell this information to Jesse?
>I know you watched a drug addict die, Waltuh
How exactly is that "leverage"
he didn't say that
he did say that
She killed herself though.
This Black person would be perfect as one of Snow White's dwarf's, he looks like some AI real life rendition of a Disney dwarf.
easy now
Dude looks tough
Breaking Bad is the sloppiest slop ever aired on TV.
>Breaking Bad is the sloppiest slop ever aired on TV.
This. But I've developed a recent almost "tolerance" or "appreciation" for it. I am SO FRICKING TIRED of boring uninteresting stupid fricking druggies just literally getting away with almost EVERYTHING in movies and tv shows, it feels so fricking stupid, shallow, and moronic. So I started thinking how fun it would be to just see some guy absolute wreck and destroy them and make criminals for once, in media, look like the fools they tend to be.
I don't mind smart criminals, it's just that most of them are just morons that play the uninteresting game of "whoever has le more power! (unfairly acquired) le wins!"
I slopped all over your mom's ass last night
He was a one-off character that turned into a regular. Many such cases in BB
What are the other instances?
Not my call
>We had a good thing you stupid son of a b***h! We had child-murdering Fring who employs children to traffic drugs! We had a lab where Fring randomly brutally murders his most loyal employees for no pragmatic reason! We had Fring threatening to kill your entire family if you interfered in Hank's death and it all ran like CLOCKWORK! It was perfect, but no, YOU just had to save your partner from certain death! You, and your PRIDE, and your EGO! If you'd done your job, known your place, Fring would have killed you and Hank and replaced you with Gale and I'd be FINE right now!
Weirdly enough BCS makes Mike even more of an hypocrite
YOU ARE DONE
>bald
You say that like its some sort of hinderance to fighting ability. Also you mentioned him being short twice.
I don't like him because he is openly gay.
Waltuh
rubs head
how u gonna protecc flyn
Mike from Breaking Bad vs Morgan from Walking Dead who wins?
baldest homie wins
What's so funny about "not my call"?
>op is a manlet and a total loser
>tries to blame his loserness on some unalterable aspect rather than his own personal shitty personality
>gets triggered when he sees a short guy succeed in the wild because it proves op has no excuse for being such a loser
many such cases
B B B BONFIRE