>Only 5'7". >Bald, old, short and has skin cancer. >Can take-on 6x tall street thugs on his own

>Only 5'7"
>Bald, old, short and has skin cancer
>Can take-on 6x tall street thugs on his own
>Can flawlessly snipe anyone from impossible distances

Is he the ultimate white boomer power fantasy self insert?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boomers ain't watching breaking bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, not your call.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is more a gen X thing but Boomers were definitely watching Breaking Bad too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My parents did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dad's entire personality is centered around being a Breaking Bad fan, though he only watched it years after it aired (because my little brother told him he would like it).

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Can flawlessly snipe anyone from impossible distances
    When did he make an unrealistic sniper shot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Desert ambush in BCS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The longest confirmed sniper kills are well over two kilometres. Mike was shooting at barely a tenth of that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and did the guy who did it nail 4 dudes in quick succession while they were actively taking cover and running around?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Now what? You gonna pull some more shit out of your disgusting fat ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he get nostalgic over the M40? He was probably a sniper. .308 turns light skinned vehicles into Swiss cheese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >unrealistic
        you never shot a rifle in dead clear weather bro?
        lmao touch sand

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waltuh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, whites are lanky and weak irl

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mike got flanderized hard over the course of BB and BCS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as Mexican John Wick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In Hazard Pay, Mike said to Walt

    > "Just because you killed Jesse's Jane doesn't make you Jesse's Jane "

    Mike knows Walt killed Jane.
    Why didn't Mike use this information to gain leverage from Walt?
    Did Mike tell this information to Jesse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I know you watched a drug addict die, Waltuh
      How exactly is that "leverage"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't say that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he did say that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She killed herself though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person would be perfect as one of Snow White's dwarf's, he looks like some AI real life rendition of a Disney dwarf.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy now

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks tough

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking Bad is the sloppiest slop ever aired on TV.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Breaking Bad is the sloppiest slop ever aired on TV.

      This. But I've developed a recent almost "tolerance" or "appreciation" for it. I am SO FRICKING TIRED of boring uninteresting stupid fricking druggies just literally getting away with almost EVERYTHING in movies and tv shows, it feels so fricking stupid, shallow, and moronic. So I started thinking how fun it would be to just see some guy absolute wreck and destroy them and make criminals for once, in media, look like the fools they tend to be.

      I don't mind smart criminals, it's just that most of them are just morons that play the uninteresting game of "whoever has le more power! (unfairly acquired) le wins!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I slopped all over your mom's ass last night

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a one-off character that turned into a regular. Many such cases in BB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are the other instances?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my call

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We had a good thing you stupid son of a b***h! We had child-murdering Fring who employs children to traffic drugs! We had a lab where Fring randomly brutally murders his most loyal employees for no pragmatic reason! We had Fring threatening to kill your entire family if you interfered in Hank's death and it all ran like CLOCKWORK! It was perfect, but no, YOU just had to save your partner from certain death! You, and your PRIDE, and your EGO! If you'd done your job, known your place, Fring would have killed you and Hank and replaced you with Gale and I'd be FINE right now!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdly enough BCS makes Mike even more of an hypocrite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE DONE

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bald
    You say that like its some sort of hinderance to fighting ability. Also you mentioned him being short twice.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like him because he is openly gay.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waltuh
    rubs head
    how u gonna protecc flyn

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mike from Breaking Bad vs Morgan from Walking Dead who wins?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baldest homie wins

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's so funny about "not my call"?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >op is a manlet and a total loser
    >tries to blame his loserness on some unalterable aspect rather than his own personal shitty personality
    >gets triggered when he sees a short guy succeed in the wild because it proves op has no excuse for being such a loser
    many such cases

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    B B B BONFIRE

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