>Only likes Peter because he is Spiderman. >Gets upset when he does Spiderman things

>Only likes Peter because he is Spiderman
>Gets upset when he does Spiderman things
Why was Mary Jane (aka: all women) like this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did the costume dept get away with this wardrobe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunst insisted on wearing clothing for this scene.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time, a better time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a costume for a more civilized time

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You can't get off if you don't get on Peter."
    What did she mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya aged better

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zendaya is still in her 20s. she'll look a flat old woman in her 30s once her youth is officially over

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          black don't crack

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw im 46
      >tfw she is still hot AF
      >tfw zoomers in this thread have horrible taste as always
      She is the only Mary Jane for me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd move mountains if this midwest queen let me suck on her big cheese curds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to fap.
      Captcha: R4 MJ AA

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is literally a roastie in the comics Harry's downfall was caused because of her

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem was that she didn't really understand Peter and what it meant being a superhero
    god, it sounds so gay talking abut capeshit, even the good iterations of it

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dates the most popular jock in school
    >then the heir to a multibillion dollar corporation
    >then a celebrity astronaut
    >then Spider-Man
    Normanbros, we were fricking right.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why amazing spider man was better, Emma is peak gf for Peter

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why must women age?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunce aged better

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"You can't get off if you don't get on Peter."
        What did she mean by this?

        god no

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's just fat. she still cute

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            calm down Architect

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you read the comics? She was a roastie and was the reason Harry became addicted to drugs and became the goblin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gets worse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          is there fate worse than being a Cinemaphile gay?
          i get Cinemaphile gayboys and even /vg/ gacha virgins sometimes, but this takes the cake

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least Norman cucking Peter was retconned

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Turns out he wasn't cucking Peter and was instead fricking Mysterio all along
              What a twist

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Turns out he wasn't cucking Peter and was instead fricking Mysterio all along
              What a twist

              Qrd? I'm assuming this is related to Gwen?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea, now just Miles is cucking Peter

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Comic falls in love with a villain and Peter gets NTR'd
      >Raimiverse MJ and Peter get married and live relatively normal lives
      Tobey won.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because women were Gods punishment to Man

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? The ending of the first movie is literally her realizing that even though Spiderman is cool, Peter Parker is the one who was always there for her, so that's why she loves him

    In Spiderman 2 she's upset with him specifically BECAUSE she doesn't realize he's Spiderman, she thinks he's just a selfish butthole who doesn't care about being for her. As soon as she realizes that he is Spiderman, she cuts him some slack and immediately goes back to him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron she admits she always known he was Spiderman and gets jealous when he's happy being Spiderman when the city finally appreciates him.

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